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Five Takes On The Five Stripes
An ATLUTD FANTV pod discussing 5 aspects of each Atlanta United Match
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- Five Takes On The Five Stripes
The one where it wasn't a total bore and Late Lath even scored
On this episode Glenn, Amy & Nick talk about a draw in DC and Late Lath actually scoring! 🖐️Our takes 🫵Your takes 💙Chelsea 🤝Hibbert and the kids ❤️Garth Thank…
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The one where a ball was kicked and that's about it
On this episode Jennifer, Amy & Glenn talk about a really exciting game of football and also the Atlanta United vs DC match. 🖐️Our takes 🫵Your takes 🎸Oasis 💔…
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Five Takes Femenil Ep6: Decatur FC Season Wrap up
On this episode of Five Takes Femenil Jennifer, Amy, & Glenn talk about DecaturFC's second season, the cancelled match, and an update on the USWNT. Thank you…
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The one where we played the Crew and bid the season adieu.
On this episode Nick Tewell from the FanTV Discord joins for the first time! He does his best to inject some positivity into the discussion with Glenn, Amy and…
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Five Takes Femenil Ep5: Consistently Consistent- DecaturFC v GA Impact
On this episode of Five Takes Femenil Jennifer, Amy, & Glenn talk about DecaturFC's 2-0 win overGA Impact as they remain perfect on the season. Interviews from…
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Five Takes Femenil Ep4: Relentless & Resilient- DecaturFC v AFU Gunners & GA Impact
On this episode of Five Takes Femenil Jennifer returns. Glenn, Amy & Jennifer talk about DecaturFC's road wins over UFA Gunners & GA Impact as they remain…
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The one where we had some looks but unfortunately we also have a Brooks
On this episode Glenn, Amy, Angel and Pat talk about the embarrassing 4-0 loss to NYCFC and the mathematical probability of ATL making the post season. 🖐️Our…
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Five Takes Femenil Ep3: Atlanta area Driver- DecaturFC v Atlanta Fire United
On this episode of FiveTakes Femenil Glenn and Amy talk about another 5-2 win over Atlanta Fire United. 🎤Post match remarks from Dylan Driver who had a hat…
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The one where our belief was full until we played the damn RedBull
On this episode Glenn & Amy talk about the most common thing in sports, Atlanta not winning at RedBull. 🖐️Our takes 🫵Your takes 🤕Is ELL carrying something?…
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The one where we felt some dread until Orlando saw double red
On this episode, Jack joins Glenn and & Amy to talk about the win over Orlando, amazing locker room speeches, and we look ahead to 6 matches on the road. 🖐️Our…
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The one where Ronny wore white and we looked pretty bright
On this episode Pat King joins Jennifer Amy & Glenn to talk about a win. Fancy that. We also talk about mental health awareness month and an update on…
- Five Takes On The Five Stripes
Five Takes Femenil Ep1: Brave & Bold DecaturFC v Union10FC
On today's episode of Five Takes Femenil Glenn and Angel talk about Decatur's 8-1 victory over over Union10FC, the match day experience and what growing…
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The one where we need so much more but couldn't even manage to score
On this episode Amy joins Jennifer and Glenn and we discuss some of the positives and how frustrating it is that we can't also talk about a win. 🖐️Our takes…
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The one where we went 5 in the back and still lacked in attack
On this episode Glenn does his best to get a stable connection from Colorado and Jennifer and Amy lead the conversation on the 1-1 draw with Austin FC. 🖐️Our…
- Five Takes On The Five Stripes
The one where Chicago got a Pope and we're still on the downslope
On this episode Amy joins and Jenn is late because of a dinner snafu 🤣 We talk what we done been talking about for the last month+ with this club. 🖐️ Our takes…
- Five Takes On The Five Stripes
The one where we played Miggy in the middle and still did very little
On this episode Glenn and Cat talk about another disappointing first team result but a great experience with the Atlanta United Unified Team! 🖐️Our takes 🫵Your…
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The where we got embarrassed and it feels like the players couldn't care less
On this episode Glenn, Cat and Jenn discuss what hitting rock bottom feels like and if this is even the bottom. Rather than go through our takes we talk about…
- Five Takes On The Five Stripes
5Aside-Ep17-DecaturFC Pt1
On this 5Aside Episode we talk with Owner Gareth O'Sullivan & Manager Joel Gould, from Decatur FC of the WPSL! They give us some great insight into how the…
- Five Takes On The Five Stripes
The one where we were up a man and still had no f'ing plan
On this episode Glenn, Cat and Jennifer review the worst match in Atlanta United history. We dispense with the normal takes and instead discuss the fundamental…
- Five Takes On The Five Stripes
The one where our burritos aren't cheap and that hill is getting steep
On this episode Amy Anna Marie and Pat King join for an hour long therapy session 🤣 🖐️Do the players not like each other? 🐺Dire Wolves 🔥Ronny on the hot seat?…
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The one where it was 404 day in the A and not a single game went our way
On this episode we talk.... 🖐️Takes 🏒Record breaking 😡Josef's hat trick ❓Submit your questions for Decatur FC 😬Derek's confidence 🤔Comparing ourselves to other…
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The one where conceding 3 wasn't the plan....HOWEVER
On this episode Glenn, Cat & Jennifer talk about a comeback we haven't seen since the wild San Jose game. Also.... 🖐️Takes 🫵Your takes and comments 🔀 Ronny's…
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The one where we were missing everyone yet still managed to get it done
On this episode friend of the pod Amy joins and we discuss... 🖐️Takes 🇺🇸USMNT 🙄Good problems are still problems 🍷Dining Hacks ⁉️ Solving our own riddles Thank…
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The one where we've won 1 in 4 but at least we managed to score
On this episode we discuss.... 📺 Ted Lasso is back 🖐️Our takes 🫵 Some of your takes 🏠 Should we just have the players live together? 🐐 The good ole Messi…
- Five Takes On The Five Stripes
The one where we kept a clean sheet but our offense has concrete feet
On this episode the ladies lead for International Women's Day and we discuss.... 🖐️Takes 🧙A Harry Potter/Voldermort situation? 😼 Cat carrying the spike ✍️…
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The one where Charlotte impressed and we forgot to press
On this episode we talk about.... 🖐️ Takes 🤢 Was everyone sick? 🤘 Shaky Knees 🆘 Check in on your people Get in on the ATLUTD FanTV MLS Table Prediction…
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The one where we've traded our mate for a tasty double Latte
On this episode we chat.... 🖐️Takes 📰Supporting local journalism and journalists 🐥A little bird drops in 🏒USA v Canada 😐SDGPT Get in on the ATLUTD FanTV MLS…
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5 Aside Episode 16
In this 5 Aside Episode we talk with the guys from MixTape615 out of Nashville about 5 things we are hyped for and 5 things we are still concerned about for…
- Five Takes On The Five Stripes
The one where we scored two away and Miggy is back in the A
On this episode special guest Harper, a young Footie Mob member, joins us and gives us her perspective on Atlanta United, Miggy returning and the season ahead…
- Five Takes On The Five Stripes
The one where we did our best but it wasn't enough against some trialistss"
Glenn Cat and Jennifer are back! On this episode we discuss... 🖐️Takes 🍼A new addition to the FanTV Fam 🇵🇾Here we go 🏃🏾♀️Naomi Girma 🤕Latte Lath injury Thank…
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5 Aside Ep15:
Episode 14 of the 5Aside show where we discuss 5 things aside from most recent 5 stripes match! On this episode we rate the top 5 goal songs from around the…
- Five Takes On The Five Stripes
The one where the roster might not be the only thing we're stripping down
On this episode we talk about the Club hiring our new Coach Ronny Deila! Thank you as always to MasonMillChiro.com Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord 👇…
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5Aside Ep 14
Episode 14 of the 5Aside show where we discuss 5 things aside from most recent 5 stripes match! On this episode Mike from from ATLUTD FanTV joins and, it's the…
- Five Takes On The Five Stripes
The one where our sob story turned into a Rob story
On this episode we discuss.... 🐭The last match of the season ↮End of season roster moves 🥺Rob ↔️The expansion draft 😳City's drop-off & Liverpool & Chelseas's…
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The one where Miami has most of the ball but our whole team said F 'em all
Amy Joins on this episode as we discuss... 🖐️Our Takes 🫵Your Takes 🧐Rob is entering the conversation 💪We deserve to be where we are now 👚The ratio of Messi…
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The one where our defense didn't fail so we're heading back to Ft Lauderdale!
On this episode Jack Purdy joins and we discuss..... 🖐️The takes 🙌Was this a top 5 match/moment? 🫢Glenn was too harsh on Alexey 🧐It's your critics who still…
- Five Takes On The Five Stripes
The one where we beat Montreal and now it all hinges on a big bald wall
On this episode Amy joins us and we discuss.... 🖐️Takes 6️⃣Barto over the past few games 🤬FEA 🥹Feeling proud again 😡Scenarios for brining Josef back Thank you…
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The one where this season has been a bunch of baloney but last night we did it for Macaroni Tony
On this episode we discuss... 💔Macaroni Tony 🍾Celebrating but not popping bottles 🖐️ Takes 🤞It's the hope that kills you 1: We needed help and we got it from…
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The one where we were given a gift but are probably still adrift
On this episode we discuss... 🗳️Vote for Soccer Down Here https://footballcontentawards.com/voting/ 🍦Why is this team so soft? 💸How much is heart worth?…
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The one where we fell on our face and Joe scored a brace.
On this episode we discuss.... 👍👎 Keep or move on player review 😡🏠Should the club consider Josef? 🧠💰What’s mentality worth? 1: You’ll notice something about…
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The one where Guz stood on his head but our playoff hopes are still nearly dead
On this episode we discuss... 😢How much that loss hurt Thank you as always to MasonMillChiro.com Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord 👇…
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The one where Nashville kept the belt and we just keep feeling like we've felt
Mixtape 615 joins us. Find them on all the socials @MixTape615 and be sure to give their show a listen and a follow on all your favorite Pod platforms! On this…
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The one where we may not have much luck but we do have some good Fortune
On this episode we discuss.... 🐲DragonCon 🗓️We're back baby...next year? 💪The upcoming unified match 🖐️ Our takes 1: Champions of XG, you’ll never sing that…
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The one where we needed more than an Alexey to defeat a Galaxy
On this episode we discuss.... 🏴The start of the EPL ✍️The profile of players we're looking to sign 🤔Candidates for next coach 🖐️ Our takes 🫵 Your takes…
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The one where the US women are seeing better days because we've got Emma F$#&%ing Hayes
On this episode Amy Anna Marie joins and we discuss.... 👀The potential new Women's League from MLS as reported by Scarves and Spikes 🥇USWNT ARE BACK ⚾️…
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The one where fans aren’t in the seats because they’re tired of defeats
On this episode Amy Anna Marie joins and we discuss.... 🧐Are fans being gaslit? 🇺🇸 USWNT in their Hayes era 🖐️ Our takes 🫵 Your takes 1: It’s a shame that this…
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The one where we still have woes and we didn't even get $3 off Moes
On this episode we discuss 🧠Mental Heath. Be kind & please check on your people 🥇The Olympics & the opening ceremony 🖐️Takes 🤦♂️It's the basics that are…
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The one where when we're in a tough sitch, just kick it to the tallest guy on the pitch
On this episode we discuss... (No Video pod for this episode) 🖐️Takes 🏆Leagues cup and a potential return to Bobby Dodd 👍 Saba potential MVP candidate for ATL…
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The one where good business on the books has left us shook
On this episode we discuss... 🖐️Our takes 🫵 Your takes 🙄Fundamental problems 😡Why is staying focused so hard? 1: Problems with re-starts, or in tonight’s case…
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The one where we had to play the Revolution before we finished our Evolution
On this episode we discuss... 🖐️Our takes 🫵 Your takes 🧠Thiago's mentality and Character 🇺🇸 USA losing in a couple ways 1: Fortune was unfortunate. With more…
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The one where our hearts began to sink until Jamal took a drink
On this episode we discuss 🖐️Takes 😜 Dirty pool or clever play? ✌️A better goodbye 🇺🇸No Weah 🇪🇺Euros gone wild Apologies for no video for this episode. Thank…
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The one where if it wasn't for the academy, we would have given up three
#FTOTFS #WeAreTheA #AllForCITY New Pod! It still ain't pretty, but we're back(ish) for a ladies power hour. Jen, Cat and special guest Amy Anna Marie break…
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The one where where might blame the refs but the offense still leaves us bereft
#FTOTFS #WeAreTheA #Hustlin4More New Pod! Jen, Cat & Jack are back from international call ups. Thanks for putting up with our technical differences at the…
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The one where the goals didn't flow so Pineda had to go
On this episode we discuss.... ✌️A Five Takes hiatus 👋 Pineda's exit 🤞 Expectations and qualities for the next manager 🧐 The hiring process 🏥 Fixing the…
- Five Takes On The Five Stripes
The one where we went five in the back and looked better in attack
On this episode we discuss... 🖐️Takes 🫵 Your takes and low-key MOM 🧠The importance of adaptability 🫤 Guz slander 🧮 A complicated equation 1: The best first…
- Five Takes On The Five Stripes
The one where now we have a red to go along with our dread
On this episode we discuss... 🏃♀️DecaturFC 👋 Gonzo the caretaker 🏆Priortize US Open and Leagues? 🤔Qualities of the next manager 1: That starting Xi (albeit…
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The one where Glenn is back from the boat and a draw is no reason to gloat
One this episode we discuss.... 💍AEIOU 🏴 The end of the EPL season 🙋♂️Accountability and the fringes ⚽️ Possession without purpose 👮♂️ Good cop good…
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The one where Benteke makes us pay and we keep losing the same way
On this episode Jack Purdy joins.... 💍It's really easy to get ordained ❓Is the ATL UTD way too much for these players? 🧠Pineda has the soccer IQ but it's not…
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The one where we're tired of the same old trope & are in dire need of A New Hope
On this episode... 🖐️Our takes 🫵Your Takes 🔑Low-key MOM 🙋♂️Accountability 🤷♂️So What's the fix? 1: Well Jennifer got her wish with Saba playing on the left…
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The one where we played Chicago and maybe Pineda has gotta go?
On this episode.... 🖐️Takes 🫵Your takes and low-keys 🤷♂️Should he stay or should he go 🦅Falcons prioritizing mediocrity 🗓️What do we need to see in May? 1: To…