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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!
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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Flashback Friday: Through The Screen Door Episode 1!
Hey y’all! Due to a family emergency, I will probably be radio silent for at least the weekend….. didn’t want to leave you all hanging, though, so I thought…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday Sermon w/ Pastor Petey: Thou Shalt Give Thyself A Damneth Break!
Happy Sunday Substackers! I hope this message hits your hearts as well as it did when it left Pastor Petey’s! Yall have a blessed day and hug ya loved ones!…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Thursday Motivation On A Friday!
Hey Yall! I posted this yesterday…. Or so I thought! It wound up in my drafts! Oh well, here we go again! Happy Friday and I hope your weekend kicks ASS! Corey…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Who Fired That Shot?
Hey y’all! Got a real quick story for yall today that cracked me up so much I couldn’t keep it to myself! Normally I’d give a teaser on what it’s about, but…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday Sermon w/ Pastor Petey: Reading From The Book of “Mind Ya Damn Buisness!”
Children of the flock! Hope you are having a wonderful Sunday, and if not, may Pastor Petey’s words put you in a better place! Thanks for being here, yall! As…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin Bout Movies From 2023!
Hey yall! I was on Doug Loves Movies this week and Doug asked me what the best movie of 2023 was…. Because of the nature of the show, I had to be brief. Yall…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin Bout Corporate Lobbying, Tax Stuff, and People Who Say “They Couldn’t Put THAT on Tv Anymore!”
Hey yall! Today I’m blabbing about dreaming big, how Turbo Tax has been screwing us behind our backs, and how I disagree with people who say that shows like…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Monday Motivation w/ PASTOR PETEY PERKINS!
Hey Substackers! Pastor Petey is coming to us today not only with a sermon, but with a Monday motivation!! A two for one baby!! Hope yall are having a…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Mental Health Walk & Chat!
Hey yall! Out for a stroll in the woods and thought I’d share my brain exercise of the day 🤣 Hope yall are having a wonderful weekend! See ya tomorrow! Merch…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin Bout Diversity Hires (and Grannies trying to feed you to death!)
For the first part of this park rant, I talk about Grandmas obsession with fattening you up even when you’re in your 30’s! If you’re only here to hear me talk…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday (Night) Sermon w/ Pastor Petey: Common Decency 3:16
Hello Friends and neighbors! This week, Pastor Petey is preaching on Common Decency and sharing as his testimony today a story of a gas station experience gone…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ Bout Validation and Creative Funks Whilst Being Uncomfortably Vulnerable!
Hey y'all! Needed to speak on some feelings that have been pouring out of me ever since I found out I was named one of the 25 Greatest Rant Comics OF ALL TIME!…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!A Hackneyed Borsch Belt Joke (Played Out In Real Life!)
Hey yall! For a little friday night chuckle, I thought I’d share this story of me attempting to eat dinner last night that played out perfectly like an old…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Jerry Mander For Congress 1/11/24
Here’s Jerry Mander’s latest campaign video! Goes out to everyone on socials tomorrow but Substackers get a first look! Love yall! Thanks for subscribing! This…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!WellRED Podcast #374 - The Katt Williams Effect!
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com Hey y’all! As a little treat, here is tomorrow’s WellRED Podcast…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Pastor Petey’s Sunday announcements!
The right Reverend is back to catch you up to speed on what's going on at the church! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Corey Answers Your Questions!
Hey y'all! I took to the chat seeking questions, and lo and behold you provided! Answering everything from comedy related questions to personal stuff! Enjoy!…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Nuance and Context or (The More Things Change…)
Hey yall! After a brief introduction where I talked about Christmas hangovers and decorations, I launched into a subject near and dear to my heart: nuance and…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!A Chickaluki Christmas Carol!
Hello friends and family! I'm very happy to bring you this Holiday Special! A Chickaluki Christmas Carol is a Southern re-telling of the Charles Dickens…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin Bout My Favorite Christmas Programs!
Hey y'all! Today I'm babbling about all my favorite things to watch this time of year! What are yalls? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ Bout The Holidays: Calories, Arguments, Exit Strategies!
Hey Substackers! Today I’m in the park rambling about overeating during the holidays, and how to avoid confrontation with mouthy family members! Love yall, and…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!*MONDAY* Sermon w/ Pastor Petey: Pancake Talk, Condemning Elon, Alex Jones, & Andrew Tate+an Orson Welles Inspired Sermon!
Children of the flock, Pastor Petey is back to his roots in this one! By that I mean he delivered an unedited stream of consciousness covering a variety of…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!A Life Lesson I Learned From The Music City Miracle or (RIP Frank Wycheck)
(Fret not, non-football fans… this isn’t all about football:) Today we lost an absolute Tennessee Titans legend and one of my favorite football players as a…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!This Week In Dumb Sh*t!
Hey y’all! For your Friday night entertainment, I decided to spruce up my normal Park Rants into a video for you to enjoy! Topics include Elon Musk’s…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ bout Parenthood making me a sap (also how the world is a cesspool!)
Hey yall! Back at ya with another park rant! Hope y’all’s day is going great and hey by the way… my old podcast Through The Screen Door is coming back soon! If…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Monday Motivation: You Are More Loved Than Henry Kissinger!
Hey yall! Back in the park rantin on this lovely Monday morning! As per usual, I wanted to share something with yall that I MYSELF needed to hear! Hope yall…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday Sermon W/ Pastor Petey feat Aunt Lita!
Children of the flock happy Sunday to us all! This week the message was once again inspired by a prayer request from one of Chickaluki’s citizens! But perhaps…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Answering ?’s About My Fashion Sense, Marjorie Taylor Greene (gross) and more!
Oooh oooh also I go on a side rant about how much I love King of The Hill! (It relates to a question, I promise!) Hope yall are having a wonderful Thursday!…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Boy Do I Love Lucy!
Hey yall! While researching for another project, I ran across this delightful little fun fact about The Queen Of Comedy Lucille Ball that I thought yall would…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Little Buddy and Big Daddy Checking In!
Hey friends! Little buddy here wanted to check in with yall and tell you his exciting news! Hope yall are having a wonderful day, and we’ll see you later on!…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday Night Sermon W/ Pastor Petey: The Golden Rule Is Still Ok!
Children of The Flock and Citizens of our fair city of Chickaluki, welcome back to Pastor Petey’s place for yet another sermon! We apologize especially to…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!The Chickaluki Times Free Press!
Hello friends, family, and citizens of Chickaluki! We are happy to bring you the first edition of The Chickaluki Times Free Press! Well… the first digitized…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday Sermon w/ Pastor Petey: Thou Shalt Enjoy Thanksgiving w/ Your Family!
Children of the flock, Pastor Petey is back and he worked long and hard on today’s sermon for ya! This one is about family, food, friends, and most…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Talking about The South (Excerpt from my book) and people who SUCK (not from my book!)
Hey yall! Happy Friday! Today I spend the first 4 minutes reading yall a little excerpt from our new book Round Here and Over Yonder! For all of you who have…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Beauty Shop Gossip From My Hometown!
Hey yall! My sister just called me to fill me in on a local scandal currently unfolding in my hometown and I thought I’d share it with yall on the off chance…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Corey Answers Your Questions!
Hey yall! From A.I. to The Superman Universe to Bruce Springsteen, Prince, and Dolly Parton, we cover a lot of ground today and answer some really great…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Greetings from The Infirmary!
Hey gang! Apologies for the lack of “content” but I currently feel like absolute run over dog s**t! I suppose I’m only checking in so you don’t forget I exist…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday Sermon w/ Pastor Petey Nov 5th
Children of the flock, Pastor Petey is back once again walking through the woods and bringing you the good word! Today (along with keeping you up to date with…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Colonel Cornbread and The Case Of The Confederate Ruby: The Finale!
Happy Halloween, y’all! To celebrate, here is the spooky finale of our Colonel Cornbread Saga! Did who you thought did it actually done it? (that makes sense…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Why It Makes Sense To Grieve For Someone You Never Met or (Remembering Matthew Perry)
Must you know someone personally to feel the sting of their death? It wasn’t the case for our parents generation when JFK was killed. It certainly didn’t…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Tuesday’s w/ Corey: Embarrassing Myself Backstage @ HBO!
Hey yall! Today’s story is about the time I made a fool out of myself in front of some very powerful people! Stay tuned for the epic conclusion of Colonel…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!A Calming Motivational Rant For The Sh*ttiest Day Of The Week!
Hello friends! Monday got ya down? Allow me to help! Hope yall have a great rest of your day and I’ll see ya tomorrow! This is a public episode. If you'd like…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!D.C. Observations!
Hey yall! I just recorded this walking the streets of our nations capital on account of I noticed something: I see less protests than I’ve ever seen here! In…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Pastor Petey's Sunday Potluck! (Replay of Livestream)
Hello Parishoners! For those who missed this week’s livestream, here it is in audio form! Video will be up later this week for those who would rather enjoy it…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!A Vulgar Monday Motivation Pep Talk!
Hey yall! Sorry for the cursing but I’m on one today and wanted to let you know that I love ya! I’ll see ya tomorrow. Thanks for being here! This is a public…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Granny Bain & Rafael Belliard!
Hey, y’all! First off: how the hell are ya? Secondly: for some reason I have been logged out of my substack app and it won’t let me back in, so that’s why i’ve…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!How Being A Dad Has Improved My Health!
Title says it all! Love yall and hope you are having a great day! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Colonel Cornbread and The Case Of The Confederate Ruby Part 4: Amazing Grace!
This week, against Auggie’s will, he and Colonel Cornbread have to follow a lead to the local church because Annabelle assured them the Pastor was one of the…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Pigskin Picnic For Paul: Thursday Night On Monday Night!
Hey Paul! Me and Robbie watched Thursday night football and recorded our conversation! We thought to ourselves “what better time to put it out than DURING…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday Sermon w/ Pastor Petey Perkins 9/31
Children of the flock! Happy Sunday to us all! For This week’s sermon, Pastor Petey shares The Parable of The Insulated Water Cup! Thank you all for your…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Conversations W/ Cornbread!
Hey, Y’all! Today we hop back in the Time Machine to confront Colonel Cornbread and ask him why he never mentioned that he was a detective! In doing so we…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Twitter, Teeth, and Depression!
Hey y’all! Mid-week checkin so I can rant about stuff as per usual! Hope y’all are having a great week and are enjoying all the stuff I’ve put out! Have a…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ Bout Kid’s TV!
As I continue on my quest to be the worlds greatest father, I’d like to update you on some recent revelations I’ve had…. And as always, I’d like to b***h about…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday Sermon w/Pastor Petey Perkins: Thou Shalt Not Engage w/Rage Bait!
Pastor Petey is back to his messages on social media this week as he derides the blasphemous practice of those who post intentionally bad food videos with the…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Pigskin Picnic For Paul: 2 Cups One Robbie
What’s up, Paul? We know you’re having a date night with Allison so we figured wed throw this episode up at a very inconvenient time for you! (For those…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Colonel Cornbread & The Case Of The Confederate Ruby Part 3!
Hey hey y’all! Happy to be back and bringing you another episode of our Detective Dramedy!! In this episode of Colonel Cornbread we get tons of answers, but…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday Sermon w/Pastor Petey 9-17: Appreciatin’ What Ya Got!
Children of the flock we are happy to be back for another Sunday Sermon from Pastor Petey! Before we move on we’d like to remind you that Brother Corey’s new…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ Bout College & Week One NFL Football!
Hey y’all! First off I’d like to say thank you for allowing me to be with family and friends during these difficult times! That said, I had a few minutes to…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Colonel Cornbread & The Case Of The Confederate Ruby Part 2
With tensions rising between Cornbread and Randall, Annabelle gives Sheriff Auggie a promising lead that takes him to the last place he wants to go! (this…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday Sermon: Jimmy Buffett Part One (apologies)
Friends and neighbors I have nothing more to say except for that Jimmy Buffett sincerely meant the world to me and my family and it’s going to take more than…