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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!
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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Tuesdays w/ Corey: Colonel Cornbread and The Case Of The Confederate Ruby Part 1
Hello all and welcome to another edition of Tuesdays w/ Corey! Today we are reconnected with our favorite Civil War veteran, Colonel Cornbread! Listen along as…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Free For All Friday! - Corey Answers YOUR Questions!
Got some real good silly ones today! Hope you enjoy! Oh and regarding the picture below: ain’t my son cute? Well I’d like to thank Substacker Sean Malherbe for…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Listening To The Cicadas Bone!
Hey y’all! Just wanted to let y’all hear the Cicadas and such while I talked about the weather! Love ya! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday Sermon 8/27: RIP Bob Barker!
Friends and neighbors, Children of The Flock, Pastor Petey Perkins here and I must start off by apologizing to Brother Corey Ryan Forrester…. You see, Brother…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ Bout A Taco Miracle & My Baby Growing Against My Will!
Hey y’all, it’s a free-for-all-Friday and today that’s coming to ya by way of a Park Rant! Up top I explain how a fast food miracle has happened to be, and…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Tuesday’s W/ Corey Prologue!
*NEW SERIES ALERT* Hidy gang! Every Tuesday I will be coming to you with a brand new story! Not a park rant that’s all over the place (though those ain’t going…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!A New Skill I’ve Acquired Since Becoming A Dad!
Hey y’all! My baby boy just turned 5 months old so I thought I’d rant about one thing in specific that being a dad has taught me! Something that’s actually…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday Sermon 8/20/23: Prayers For Kid Rock & His Fans!
Friends and neighbors, children of the flock! Hallelujah. It’s another Sunday sermon with Pastor Petey Perkins! Today we send out our love and prayers to those…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Paywall Announcement (I’m So Sorry, If You Hate me, I Understand!)
Hey y’all! This is definitely the most difficult recording I’ve made on here! Because of many factors, the writers and actors strike being the most notable, I…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ Bout Movies & Stuff!
Y’all are never gonna believe this but I was sort of all over the place on this one 🤣 I started Rantin because watching older movies with my son has made me…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Did I Invent Country Cornbread Salsa???
Hey y’all! Short rant today but a culinary miracle has happened and I needed to share it with you! Did I invent something new or have you had this before?…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!8/13/23 Sunday Sermon: Social Media 4:12 - Though Shalt Not Be An A**hole In The Comments!
Hello and Happy Sunday Children of the flock! Pastor Corey here and boy do we have a sermon for you today! When sitting down with the good book to decide what…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ About Mental Health & A Weird Symptom of Therapy!
Hey y’all and happy Saturday! Today I ranted a bit about something that I’ve noticed ever since I’ve gotten help for my depression and anxiety and am living a…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin Bout “Alpha Males”
I believe we all know at this point that anyone who feels the need to say they are an “alpha man” is indeed NOT an Alpha man! Today I rant about why one may…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!A Love Letter To My Fans!
Hey y’all! Normally on these park rants I’m spouting off about things that piss me off or things that I find silly, but today all I am feeling is love. Love…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday Sermon: Social Media 3:16
Hello friends! The lord laid something on Pastor Corey’s heart last night and I couldn’t wait to share to good word with you on this, the lords day! Have a…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!OJ Simpson & The Multiverse!
What’s up y’all! Me and my son have been watching a ton of movies this week while momma has been at work, and while watching The Flash yesterday,I naturally…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Taking Your Calls!
Hey, y’all! Did you know you can leave me voicemails? Well ya sure can! Whether it be questions, comments, criticisms (oh lord I hope not 😂) or stories you…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!5 Things I want the alien overlords to take care of once they have seized complete control over our planet
Well y’all, the title says it all. The aliens are here, and I have some requests! What would y’all like to see changed? This is a public episode. If you'd like…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sweet and Salty: A Simple Yet Life Changing Revelation!
Hello friends! In todays rant I extol the virtues of putting salt on sweet things! This was unfortunately a late revelation in my life, but one that has…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Answering Y’all’s Questions & Picking My Game Of Thrones House!
Hey y’all! Today I’m answering y’all’s questions, one of which lead me on a long rant about which house in Westeros is like to belong to! Love y’all much and…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Audio Journal Entry 7/30/23: How I Feel After Eating Too Much BBQ or (Am I God’s Mistake?)
Hey y’all! Today’s park rant is a short one that also doubles as a journal entry! Happy Sunday and be good to each other! Love ya! ‘Corey This is a public…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ bout questions y’all done axed me!
Hey y’all! Answered some of y’all’s questions and then got a little deep and vulnerable (me? Surely not!) about comedy and writing! Love y’all! This is a…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!*Audio Essay* Raising The Bar!
As promised, the audio for this week’s essay! Y’all have a good evening! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ Bout Old People Bein’ Awesome!
today I just felt like waxing poetic about societies greatest group of people: The Elderly! Truth be told, my granny woulda been 103 this week and she’s been…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!THE BUTTERCREAM DREAM IS BACK! + Rantin’ bout all the silly men upset with BARBIE!
Happy Monday y’all! Today I talk about The Buttercream Dream coming out of hiding, and all the silly Barbie discourse! Love y’all! This is a public episode. If…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Gettin’ Older & Gettin’ Made Fun Of By My Wife (+Brief Thoughts on Jason Aldean & Hunter Biden)
Aloha from sunny Branson, MO! We are here on our annual family lake trip and my ass is still worn out from the drive! Is this normal for a man my age, or is my…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Monday Morning Life Lesson (even though im not qualified to give them): Gettin' Outta Ya Comfort Zone!
I got out of my comfort zone this weekend! It may not seem like a big deal to some people, but it was a much-needed change of pace for me, and I’m very happy…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ Bout Comedy Culture in The Aughts!
Cousin Ricky Peardon died today. He was the first comedian to take me on the road, and is without question the funniest man that has ever lived. While I do not…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Little Minds, Big Decisions!
You ever think of a problem but for the life of you can’t think of any solution whatsoever? Well, listen to find out the one on my mind as of late!! Love y’all…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ Bout Bacon Egg & Cheese Biscuits & Idiots Who Disparage Them
Well y’all…. Not much I can say that ain’t in the title. An internet comment got me way too fired up and I had to scream about it to y’all! Please let me know…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ Bout The Simulation On A Sunday (Mandela Effect and The Multiverse!)
Rantin about some of my recent experiences with The Mandela Effect (don’t worry I explain what that is for those out of the loop) and how I’m now 100% certain…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin' Bout Billionaire Nazis and Threads!
Trae and I just got through recording Puttin’ On Airs where my subject was Coco Chanel and I wasn’t quite done talking about not only her, but people like her…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ bout Robots, mental health, sobriety, the 4th of July, and candy!!
Hey y’all! Back in the woods to holler atcha for a half hour! Todays topics include a lady thinking she saw a robot on a plane, a thank you to Sarah Wofford…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Early Access - WellRED Podcast #328 - Good Cop/Rad Cop Serandes You W/ Humor!
This week with Trae out camping and Drew on a plane, Corey puts on his interviewers hat and sits down with one of the boy's favorite musical-comedy-duos: Good…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Ask Corey Anything Pt. 3!
Hey yall, how’s your day? Good, I hope! I assume most of you are preparing for a day of COMPLETE AND UNBRIDLED FREEDOM tomorrow, and I would just like to say…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ About My New Book!
Hey y’all! Back in the park Rantin about my new book! Talking bout how it came to be and the whole process!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Drivin’ and Rantin’ Bout The Titan Submersible!
(DONT WORRY I PULLED OVER TO UPLOAD AND TYPE THIS 🤣🤣🤣 I know how y’all worry bout me) Headed home from a show with Leslie Jones and felt like talking a little…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Ask Corey Anything Pt 2!
Still making my way down y’alls excellent list of questions 30 minutes at a time! This week we are talking comedy advice, a fantasy blunt rotation, the…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Early Access: WellRED Podcast #326 - Drunk Driving Coaches and Quentin Tarantino Talk!
Hidy y'all! this week Corey tells Trae a bit about the weather condition on his beach vacation, and then the boys talk about how absolutely HAMMERED West…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!That One Really Bit Me In The Ass!
Hey y’all! This here is a completely different twist on a “park rant”. I mean, I still very much recorded it while walking in the park, but that’s where the…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!The Most Important Decision George Washington Ever Made (and how it relates to YOU!)
Hey y’all! It’s another history-based park rant! Today we talk about a tiny decision that had a MASSIVE effect on our world! How do I think this relates to all…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin' bout Jason Isbell, Florida, living in my hometown, mental health, and The US OPEN!!
Hey everyone! Had a whole lot to say today about Jason Isbell and The 400 Unit’s new album Weathervanes. That got me going on the myth that you have to be…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!*AUDIO* Congrats, World!
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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!IM ALL JACKED UP ON THERAFLU!!! or (If I Had 280 Million Dollars!)
Hidy yall! Today I talked about what I would do if I won 280 Million dollars and god knows what else cause Im on a whole lot of cold medicine!! Love y’all…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Ask Corey Anything Part 1!!
Y’all hit me with soooooo many good questions that this will have to be a multi-parter! In this installment, I answered questions about my career, junk food…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!How To Have a Great Memorial Day!
Some tips and thoughts that nobody asked for, from your favorite life-coach (who is the least qualified to claim to be one!) Happy Memorial Day, y’all! This is…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!*AUDIO* Did We Learn Nothing?
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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin' bout Thomas Jefferson & a butterfly flappin its wings!
Hey, y’all! I wanted to share a fascinating history nugget I just learned with yall! I also wanted to thank y’all because I genuinely believe that being active…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ bout my weekend, my voice being shot, booze, and how much of a whimp I am!
Welp, the title says it all! Hope y’all are having a kick ass week!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!No More Guilty Pleasures!
Today Corey takes to the park to rant about snobbery a bit and why you should never feel bad about the things you love! (Yes, Joe Dirt is mentioned 😂) This is…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Redneck Aromatherapy!
Rantin bout some tricks I use to make myself happy when I got the blues!! See y’all this weekend in Knoxville and Ashville! This is a public episode. If you'd…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ Bout Conspiracy Theories and Dad History
Hey y’all! Today I rant about conspiracy theories and how big of a whimp I am! Oh also, I explain “Dad History” This is a public episode. If you'd like to…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!*AUDIO* Brains Are A**holes!
as per usual, today’s essay… but me reading it! I hope you enjoy, and as always… thanks for being here! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Tucker Carlson, Steven Crowder, and Ben Shapiro Are Not From The South:)
Park rant inspired by my lovely drive through Arkansas! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!A Habitual Habit Haver!
Hey y’all! In the park rant today I talk way above my pay grade (as per usual) about some stuff! Ultimately though, I think that stuff is good stuff!! Y’all go…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!*AUDIO* Farewell, Tucker
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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Fantastic Priorities and How I Got Them!
Hey y’all! Today I ramble about the affect my baby boy has had on my comedy! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!The Road To Nothing! (Audio Essay w/ Brief Banter)
Here’s the latest essay in audio form for ya! Remember, if you don’t like recurring payments (ie subscribing to the show) but would still like to support the…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Early Access: WellRED #318 - NEKKID TITTY ZOMBIE JESUS!
Early ad free episode of this week’s WellRED podcast for ya! Details below…. hope you enjoy:) This week, Trae and Drew fill Corey in on their wild weekend…