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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!
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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Fake The Nation w/Negin Farsad, Chris Gethard, and ME!! (Corey Ryan Forrester) *Early Access*
Hey everyone! Many of you probably already know and love Fake The Nation, but if you haven’t it’s a tremendous political podcast hosted by the brilliant Negin…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ About That Thing That Happened Over The Weekend (You know the one…{Trump Got Shot!})
After babbling about my travel woes for a few brief minutes, I felt I had to talk about the absolute bombshell that happened this weekend. I don’t really know…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Corey Answers Your Questions!
Hey y’all! So first off, I clicked something whilst editing this video that every now and then makes me… glow? Don’t know what I did, but couldn’t turn it off…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Positive Thoughts To Sleep On!
Happy late evening, yall! Guess who has bacon grease on both his thumbs and just found out it was Sunday? 👍🏼 this guy! 👍🏼 I was getting all tucked in to my…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Early Access: Little House Of The Dragon S2E2&3
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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin Bout Strawberry Toothpaste And Dino Nuggets or (Who Says We Have To Grow Up?)
Hey y’all! Today I’m ranting about why I think we need to act more like kids sometimes! Come see me on this 10 day tour if you’re in the area! Thanks to all of…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!*Early Access* Little House Of The Dragon S2E2&3
Hey y’all Lady Kirby and I haven chosen to do this podcast bi-weekly meaning we will cover 2 episodes at a time (up until the finale, which will get its own…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Me and General Custer are The Same Age (+ Thoughts On Dystopias)
Good afternoon, friends! Back in the park rantin! Hope yall enjoyed the livestream this past Sunday! Full video will be out later this week! Love ya! ‘Corey…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!3 Clicks & A Hick: The Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am Part 1!
Hey Substackers! Enjoy your Friday night entertainment and prepare to be flooded with stories of my Disney Travels from now until next Friday! If you’re not…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin and Motivatin'!
Hey y’all! Today i am NOT in the park because it is HOT AS HELL! But i’m rantin anyways! Mostly here to give you a little pick me up on your way home from the…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Little House Of The Dragon Season 2 Ep 1: INSTANT REACTIONS
YOOOOO AIRHEADS!!! Little House of The Dragon is BACK BABY! Here is Lady Kirby and Lord Corey with thier instant reactions to the EPIC season 2 opener of House…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!The Chickaluki Times Free Press: 1st Edition!
Good day, fair citizens of Chickaluki! Our good friend Stumpy Winslow is working on the latest edition of The Chickaluki Times Free Press, but pointed out to…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!The First (and most likely LAST) Forrester Family Reality Show!
Well Substack Fam, we had a little accident at the house, but you know me… I had to make something out of it 🤣 So for your Friday night entertainment, I hope…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Pastor Petey LIVE (for those who missed the stream!)
Well y’all, I may be biased but i think we had a HELLUVA good time on tonights livestream! Thanks to all who made it, but for those of you who couldnt whether…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!3 Clicks & A Hick: Batman!
Hidy, folks! This week on the program we are using my favorite superhero as our starting point! The Dark Knight himself! Do we end up getting to old Sh*tler in…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin' Bout God (Is There One?) And The A.I. Takeover (Has it Already Happened?)
Happy Friday, y’all! today I ranted about God and “god moments”…. little things that make you question your beliefs and what not! Also there is a water crisis…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Venting About Personal Technology Woes. Feel Free To Skip This One 🤣
Hey y’all! Not sending this as an email cause I don’t wanna blow your inboxes up with something so pointless, but I HAD TO RANT AND RAVE about my past 3 days…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Mental Health Walk and Talk!
Hey, y’all! Today I did an impromptu live stream because I had some stuff I wanted to say regarding mental health and what not! I’m sure that some of you were…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!3 Clicks & A Hick: Stepin Fetchit! (+ First Ever After Show Rabbit Hole!)
Hello friends from ACROSS THE WORLD (so crazy that that’s true!) for your Friday night entertainment, may I present yet another installment of 3 Clicks & A…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!R.I.P Grayson Murray: Let’s End The Stigma of Mental Illness/Health
Hey y’all. I shared this on Social media, but I know that some of you aren’t on there. I’m sharing it here because I know a lot of you are like me and suffer…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday Sermon w/Pastor Petey 5/26: Don’t Mess With Sister Jody!
Good Sunday morning, Citizens of Chickaluki! (or Happy Saturday night to ya Paid Subscribers!) Brother Corey told y'all that once his wife got done with school…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Park Rant: 5 Stories - 4 True, One False!
Hey, y’all! As you know from the Substack Chat (if you’re not on there, you really should be… we have fun!) Yesterday on Twitter I posted 5 Stories about…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday Sermon w/ Pastor Petey 5/19 - Cicada Casserole & Hypocrisy!
Happy Sunday, y’all! (or Saturday night for ya paid folk) Tis I, Pastor Petey and I’m so happy to be back with you fine Chickaluki citizens today! Up top we…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!PGA Championship: Saturday (Moving Day!) Review!
Hello to the 2 people on this Substack who MAY care about Golf! I chose not to send this out as an email because I know my audience and know that the majority…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin Bout Portal Boobies & Butthole Gas! (NSFW!)
Hey substackers! If you DO NOT want to hear about boobies and dudes shoving gas nozzles up their poop holes, please skip this rant 😆 You've been warned! I am…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!3 Clicks & A Hick: Dennis Rodman!
Hey yall! As you’ll come to know by me literally mentioning it at the beginning of this video, I recorded this LAST WEDNESDAY and was supposed to put it out…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Scream. F*ck. Die: A Bug’s Life! *Audio*
Hey y’all! Here’s the audio from this week’s essay in case you were holding off to hear it in my voice! Or hell, if you just wanna enjoy it again! And to all…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!DON’T TALK TO ME I’M IN A HYPER-FOCUS! Or (An ADHD Rant About ADHD!)
Hey yall! Today I’m in the park talking about HYPERFOCUSES! Both the negative things about them, as well as something I personally find very beneficial! Don’t…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday Sermon w/ Pastor Petey: Modern Day Golden Calves
Children of the flock! Happy to be back with ya this Sundy (or Saturday for those paid subscribers!) preaching the word and keeping you up to snuff on the…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin Bout Feeling Good, Feeling Bad, People Who Suck at Shopping, and Mel Brooks!
Hey friends! Surprise, Surprise… I ranted in the park today! Topics include: Being in a good mood Being in a bad mood A dude who pissed me off at Sam’s Club…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Fast Food Burger Nostalgia (+ A PSA Regarding Panic Attacks and Mental Health etc!)
Hey gang! Today I took to the park to rant about fast food burgers and the stranglehold some of the brands have on society…. Ok, mostly the stranglehold they…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!A Stroll Through The Park: Wilder Tower, Green Eyes, and more!
Hey yall! That picture of Marjorie Taylor Greene hanging out in the Battlefield behind my house has recently made the rounds again, so I figured we’d go visit…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday Stroll: It's Been 8 YEARS Since Prince Passed?
Hey gang! First off, no, this isn’t 20 minutes of me talking about the death of Prince (though I definitely could) but rather me finding out it had BEEN 8…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!The Conclusion to The Street Preacher-In-The-Drain-Drama (+Rants About Mental Disorders & Fast Food Fish!)
Hey Substackers! Hope you’re having a wonderful Friday night! Had to hop on the mic to share the epic conclusion to the local street preacher who fell in a…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!3 Clicks & A Hick: Junius Brutus Booth!
Hey, y’all! How goes it? For those of you who are new round here, 3 Clicks & A Hick is where I play the famous Wikipedia game “3 Clicks To Hitler” (I prefer…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin Bout Comedy and Street Preachers!
Hey yall! Hope this post finds you well and having (against all odds) a terrific day at work! Today I wanted to share a story with you all, that for fear of…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!After Airs!: Stephen Foster Goes To…. A Church!
Hey Substackers! For your Friday night enjoyment I thought you might enjoy some more facts about America’s first songwriter, Stephen Foster! While researching…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Dopamine For The Monday Hangover!
Hey Substackers! Here’s a little uplifting and fun rant to get you over the Monday blues (hopefully) Hope this makes your drive home a little bit easier, and I…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday Sermon w/ Pastor Petey: Staring At The Sun in Heaven!
Happy Sunday (or Saturday to you paid subscribers!) and welcome back to Pastor Petey’s! Along with several announcements regarding some ongoing investigations…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin Bout The Matrix (and how the phrase “Red Pilled” is being used by the MAGA crowd!) <Video>
Hey Substackers! So what's going on here is that I was ATTEMPTING to make a very short video for the internet, but because I'm verbose that turned into over 10…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Monday Motivation 4/8/24!
Good morning, Substackers! Here’s something to kick start that work week! Hope this message finds you well, and lord willing with a belly full of biscuits!…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ Bout The Zoo!
Hey Substackers! In today’s Park Rant I ramble about our families recent trip to the Zoo, and the moral quandary such an activity is for me personally! Yall…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Easter Sunday w/ Pastor Petey!
Good morning and Happy Sunday, Children of The Flock, and all you beautiful Citizens of Chickaluki! We are so glad to have you in the congregation on what, if…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Peaceful (And Slightly Obscene) Tranquility For Your Drive Home!
Hello Substackers! Today I thought you might like a quick little (slightly obscene) moment of tranquility for your drive home from work! I hope you all have a…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Thursday Motivation!!
Hey Substackers! Here’s your “pep talk” for the end of the week, which also includes some mild sh*t talking! Hope yall are having a GREAT week so far! Love…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday Sermon w/ Pastor Petey: Don't Do Ya'Self Dirty!
Children of the flock, Pastor Petey is so happy to be with you on this beautiful Sunday afternoon! After the announcements, your right Reverend called out a…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Did Sitcom Dads Influence The Way We Parent? + Other Scattered Topics: A Park Rant!
Happy Friday, Substackers!! Hope yall have an exciting (or at least relaxing) weekend in store! I’ll be honest, when I click record on these I USUALLY have at…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ Bout Bill Murray Movies!
Hey Substackers! So the question was posed on Twitter: What’s your favorite Bill Murray Movie besides Groundhog Day? I decided to play along, and the result…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Motivation Wednesday! Or (MY LEG IS WORKING LETS RANT!) <Video!>
Hey Substackers! After a couple weeks on the IR list, my leg is finally healed and I can get back to doing what I do best: rambling about stuff in the woods!…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!MONDAY Sermon w/ Pastor Petey: Party Rules To Live By (And Guide Us!)
Children of the flock! Pastor Petey is back to spread the gospel to all you beautiful citizens of Chickaluki!! Today Pastor Petey provides a few words to live…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Checkin' in, ASMR style!
Hey Substackers! This post was not sent to your email boxes so you’re not going crazy if you thought “I cant find this anywhere!” Ive been trying to cut down…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Desk.....Rant? Ugh! (Part 2, and with better scenery!)
Hey everyone! I'm continuing my scattered train of thought from yesterday! At the 12-minute mark, I finally got to what I wanted to talk about: Elon Musk…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Desk....Rant? Ugh! (Part 1!)
Top of the morning to ya, Substackers! I sit here before you, a wounded Dove longing to spread his wings and fly, but alas, tis not to be! For real, though, I…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Michael Caine Visits The South!
Hey y’all! For those not active in the Substack Chat, I am still sequestered on my couch suffering from a MASSIVE hematoma on my left leg. Before anyone says…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ about Being a Dad and Comedy Movies!
Hey Substackers/Citizens of Chickaluki! Today I’m back in the park and wanted to rant a bit on sort of a parenting “milestone” if you can call it that! After…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday Singin' Announcements, and Chicken Casserole Judgment w/ Pastor Petey Perkins!
Happy Sunday night, you fine citizens of Chickaluki! We sure hope you enjoyed our earlier offering of Brother Corey Ryan Forrester’s Comedy Half Hour! Today…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Corey Ryan Forrester: Live at The Bijou!
Hey y’all! Pastor Petey is out running errands right now so im’m told today’s sermon will be a “night service”! Between now and then, though, I thought I’d…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Sunday Sermon w/ Pastor Petey 2/18
Hello Chickaluki citizens and Pastor Petey Parishioners! Pastor Petey is back and fired up! Today we have some announcements regarding Deacon Rickey’s…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin Bout The Old Days On The Southern Comedy Circuit!
Happy weekend y’all! Today’s rant is in video form and im sharing an old road story about a time I performed to ZERO people at a casino! Big announcement btw……
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ Bout Aging, The Church, 9/11, And The Nostalgia Of Jon Stewart!
Hey Substackers! Long time no…. Stack? Today I huffed and puffed my way through the park ranting about a variety of topics including: * Taking Care of parents…