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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!
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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin Bout The War
Hey y’all. Took a walk and screamed into the void today also keep in mind I’m an uneducated man so take that into consideration lol. Grain of salt More later…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Coffee Chat w/ Corey and Bain!
Whatever I started out wanting to say quickly changed courses because Bain had other ideas!! hope youre having a tremendous weekend and I look forward to…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Checking In From The University Of Arkansas!
Hey y’all! Thought I’d drop in to share what a wonderful experience I’m having helping teach the history of comedy! Love yall! This is a public episode. If…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Just Another Manic Friday (Whoa oh Whoa)
Join Corey while his brain manically tries to makes sense of life and this week! Will he make sense of it? Will he solve life’s problems? Will he even form one…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Meeting w/ one of Trump’s Spiritual Advisors and head of the White House Faith Council
Not much to write here just watch the video to see why I’m about to talk to probably one of shittiest people on earth lol This is a public episode. If you'd…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!The Story Behind My Very First Record, the self produced “Gas $ Album” and how it changed my life!
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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Wanna chat? It feels good outside!
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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Four Score & Seven Beers: The Beer Hall Putsch
Here is Me loosely telling the story of the beer hall putsch. on cold Thursdays, it is hard for me to get any writing done because I am prone to working…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!I’m Becoming An Alpha Male! (Audio Version)
I know I should do this more often i suck The internet is a wild and wonderful place, y’all! Sure, there is hatred and racism and a plethora of people on it…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Park Rant: Welcome New Subscribers!
Hey all! Just thought I’d blabber on to all the new subscribers to let them know what we are all about here! This Substack community means the world to me and…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Corey’s Diary 1/29/25
Not much to report. Foundered myself on chicken thighs and mashed potatoes at lunch and wasn’t worth a damn for several hours later. Amber left for work and my…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!How To Make Cultured Butter: Culturing The Cream!
Hey everyone! If you’ve heard me talk over the last few months on any form of media, you’ve probably heard me talk about making my own cultured butter! I know…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!A Forrester Family “Snow” Day
Hey all! I hope everyone is safe in this winter storm! Thought I’d pop in to let you know how me and my family are doing! Please do not drive unless you have…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Friday Check In!
Hey Loves! First off, I don’t know why the video is flickering, forgive me! Secondly, I’m gonna be in Asheville, NC at The Eulogy Jan 31st… SOON! Feb 15 I’ll…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!The Chickaluki Newsletter: Release The Piggly Wiggly Files!
In this months edition of The Chickaluki Newsletter our editor tells the tale of a local scandal that no one seems to be able to get to the bottom of, and…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ Bout Sinners Being Snubbed By Rolling Stone and Why Our Sh*t President Is Ruining Culture (& More!)
Hey everybody! In this rant i talk about some mental health stuff up top pertaining to over drinking on New Years and what not, but the meat of this “episode”…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!A Chickaluki Christmas Carol by Corey Ryan Forrester!
Hello friends! It is that time a year again where we must put aside our cynicism and remember we are human! This adaptation of A Christmas Carol (written by…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Dwayne Darsh Amateur Tour Guide Visits Gettysburg
Hey y’all! Headed to DC in the morning for some shows so I’ll probably be a bit silent on here so I thought I’d leave you with a little throwback video from a…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Four Score & Seven Beers: Lyndon B Johnson’s Johnson
Hey y’all! Here’s a bite sized history series I’m working on that I hope yall will enjoy! ! This one is about our Commode Commander in Chief, Lyndon B Johnson!…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Coffee Talk Ep 1: Kids Growing is Bittersweet/Is This Anything?
In Today’s video I talk about how unfair it is that your kids have to grow which very unfortunately reminded me of a disturbing sketch idea I had that perhaps…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Were I To Run For Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Seat
As you can imagine, since MGT stepped down and I live in her district, I’ve been asked A LOT to run for office (never gonna happen!) This week Trae put me on…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!A day in the life: reminiscing about a fun and creative weekend !
Hey everybody, I hope you’re having a wonderful Monday! This weekend I got to do something that I’ve never done before: direct! Very happy to add that to my…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Walk and Talk: Forgiveness and Good Things Coming From Bad Deeds
Brad Paisley had a song called “All Because Two People Fell In Love” (or at least I think that’s the title, I’m too lazy to google) It’s about the reason we…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Stoned Henge Ep 1: Stone Henge
Hello all! For you new subscribers, along with my writings, I also make silly videos. this here is a new series I’m entertaining doing called Stone Henge where…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Frequently Asked Question: Should I Subscribe To Your Substack or Hero Hero?
Hey y’all! Long story short, you can do whatever you want and I make everything affordable and at the cheapest tier on purpose because a.) times are tough b.)…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Live with Corey Ryan Forrester
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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Video Essay: Don’t Tell Me Bout God!
Big thanks to my followers for pointing out that I hadn’t posting a version of me reading this! But DOUBLE THANKS to all the new subscribers who helped…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Live with Corey Ryan Forrester
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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Comedian In Car Trying To Make Sense Of Trump Blowing Bill Clinton (Allegedly)
Am I the only one who can’t keep this whole list thing straight? Let me know! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Am I Ugly, Or Am I Just In A Walmart? (Video Version!)
Have a great day folks and enjoy! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!How To Explain The Government Shutdown To Your Kids! Or (The Ballad Of Tommy & Sally!)
Hey folks! For those of you blessed souls not corrupted by the daily doomscroll of social media, here’s a silly video I made today! Hope you enjoy! While I’ve…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Improv Story: Noir Set in London about a Farmer Where The Prime Minister is Cthulhu
I asked social media a while back to give me a several genres and scenarios for an impromptu story and I’d mix up all the suggestions and pick them at random……
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!The Loss Of Surprise: By Corey Ryan Forrester
I had a kid in my late 30’s so while you are never truly prepared for fatherhood, I was a lot more knowledgeable of what to expect than the average southern…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!I Was Fired From The Atlanta Journal Constitution… Here’s Why I Think That Could Be Good!!
Hey everyone! I know I haven’t been as active on here as some of you would like, and I understand, but a large part of that is because I was under the employ…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Corey Ryan Forrester’s Thought of The Day….kinda?
Hey y’all! Today my thought is that my head is free of thoughts! And by god that is a good thing! Watch and I’ll explain! Go To CoreyRyanForrester.com to book…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Corey Ryan Forrester’s Thought Of The Day: Obey Hanlon’s Razor!
Happy day! CoreyRyanForrester.com for all my stuff! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Thought Of The Day 9/4: Play The Hand You’re Dealt!
Hey y’all! Sorry I didn’t post yesterday. I had a touch of the depresh and couldn’t shake it! Back to normal today! Go to CoreyRyanForrester.com for all my…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Story Time: The Power Of Food
There are 3 things I’m most passionate about: Food,Family,and telling stories. Some people ask me why I love staying in the kitchen and talking recipes and…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Audio Diary 9/18 - What Marco Pierre White Taught Me About Creative Work
Marco Pierre White is my favorite chef. I normally learn cooking techniques from him, but today I heard him speak on working for what’s really important and…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Checking In!
Long time no talk? How yall doing? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!I’m Not Ghosting You…. I’m Just Done or (How The Pandemic Disbanded Friend Groups Quicker Than a Fart In an Elevator!)
Hey everybody! Today I wrote an essay on the quite breakups caused by the pandemic (I’ve been in a sad reflective mood lol) While I got ya… do you live near…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!This Week In Southern History: April 4, 1968 - Martin Luther King Jr. Is Assassinated
Taking a different direction, instead of just focusing on Dr King's death, I decided to talk about his whole life. I hope you enjoy the new approach to This…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Puttin On Airs - Catherine The Not So Great
Puttin On Airs 3 Year Anniversary - Catherine The Great! The boys pay tribute to Val Kilmer in lihgt of his tragic death and then spend a good hour up their…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Martin Luther King Jr Essay/Teaser For This Week In Southern History!
Hey y'all! Back by popular demand (seriously.. I get so many messages and emails about this series and it really warms my heart) I am going to return to doing…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!ATLANTA! Come see me March 20th! One Show only!
Atlanta! Yall keep hollering at me to come do a show, so next Thursday March 20th I’m at The Punchline for one show only! Bringing my buddies GoodCop/RadCop to…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!A Chickaluki Christmas Carol!
Hello friends and family! I'm very happy to bring you this Holiday Special! A Chickaluki Christmas Carol is a Southern re-telling of the Charles Dickens…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Ask Corey Anything! 11-1: My Election Mood & What It's Like Raising a Baby in This Political Climate!
Mandy Sue (In LA!) asked me: In your neck of the woods, or overall, are you feeling hopeful about the election? Also, is it hard to have a baby in this…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Puttin On Airs Sneak Peak: Pizza and Wine, Oh How Divine!
Hidy ho, Heroes! Heres you a preview of some of the things in store for you on this week's Puttin On Airs! I think this video highlights that if Trae and I…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Wasting Away Again In MetamucilVille!
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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Park Rant 8/30/24!
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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Corey Reads The News! (Not Really) And Then Comments on It! (With Opinions Pulled Straight From His Butt) - 8 - 27 - 24
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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin Bout Being an Emotional Dad, C
In today’s rant, I discuss many things including my gratitude for ALL OFF Y’ALL in regards to the launch of my new column in the Atlanta Journal Constitution…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Performing Jeff Daniel’s “Greatest Country On Earth” monologue while out of breath, half dead, and jogging
Been adding a little spice to my fitness routine: performing famous monologues whilst jogging and fighting for air/my life 🤣 Today’s monologue was originally…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!DISNEY LIED TO US? (Clip From Puttin On Airs!) *Trigger Warning: Animal Deaths and The Word S*icide*
Y’all consider me plum blown away! (Or is is “plumb”?) We’ve all known Disney could be evil for various reasons but they really leveled up on this one! btw…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin bout Popeye, Cocaine, Kissinger, Kamala & Coach Walz!
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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin About The People Who Ain’t Got Nothing Better To Do Than Transvestigate Female Athletes
Not much more to say bout that. It’s weird, it’s gross, and frankly it’s dangerous. Not to mention flat out DUMB AS S**T cause I know these sumbitches went to…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin' Bout Breakfast, Weight Gain, Body Builders/Body Positivity & More!
Hey y’all! First let me get some business out of the way… if you have not heard, I am switching my main creative energies over to HeroHero and you all can get…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Pastor Petey Responds To Biden Dropping Out Of The Race
Children of the flock! This week Pastor Petey felt it best to toss his notes aside and call a little audible! Considering Biden’s announcement is all anyone’s…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!*Early Access* Little House Of The Dragon S2E4&5!
(Episodes of Little House Of The Dragon come out on Saturdays on the Puttin On Airs feed, but BonusCorey.com subscribers get them early and ad-free!) Y’all…
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Rantin’ About How My Comedic Instincts Have Changed (Plus The Trump Incident & JD Vance’s Nomination)
Hey everyone! Today I walked around the park and talked a good bit about the assassination attempt and JD Vance (who I know personally) being picked as VP to…