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SCP Archives
Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files. New episodes weekly. * * * Content related to the SCP Foundation, including these podcasts, are licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Concepts originate from works on the SCP…
Episodes
SCP ArchivesSCP-7427: "Fall Forever - Part II"
You set your sights on the towering, brutalist facility ahead. It's the only structure for hundreds of miles: Exclusionary Site-16. A sore in the Earth, it…
SCP ArchivesSCP-7427: "Fall Forever - Part I"
You set your sights on the towering, brutalist facility ahead. It's the only structure for hundreds of miles: Exclusionary Site-16. A sore in the Earth, it…
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SCP-7838: "The Patchwork King and The Flayed-Men's Court"
SCP-7838 is the collective designation for artistic works concerning a purported historical figure referred to as the Hanged King. Works cataloged under…
SCP ArchivesSCP-821: "Dixie Fun Faire"
SCP-821 is the former site of the 'Dixie Fun Faire', a fairground that was primarily in operation between approximately 1954- 1979, and then again between…
SCP ArchivesSCP-@#$%: "S is for Shelterwood"
Support Shelterwood Season 2 on Kickstarter now! Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/621255954/shelterwood-a-suburban-gothic-season-2…
SCP ArchivesSCP-8936: "The Candlefish"
SCP-8936 is a minor god presiding over the concept of extinction. It takes the form of a small forage fish with a fire in its abdomen - a species it calls a…
SCP ArchivesSCP-7831: "The Ningyo"
SCP-7831 refers to a species of lampriform fish, externally resembling members of the family Regalecidae. Despite this superficial appearance, SCP-7831…
SCP ArchivesSCP-4975: "Time's Up"
SCP-4975 is a vaguely humanoid entity with various avian attributes, the most notable of which is its beak. Its body structure is long and thin overall, and…
SCP ArchivesSCP-9998: "A Prince Among Men"
The Normalcy Restoration effort has concluded. SCP-9998 has been erased from the collective consciousness of humanity, and all efforts have been made to ensure…
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SCP-8105: "105.7 Easy FM"
SCP-8105 is the designation for an anomalous signal that periodically interferes with radio communications devices within a 40 km radius of Yeehaw Junction…
SCP ArchivesSCP-2519: "Cry Me A River"
SCP-2519 is a digital audio file named "Babylon.mp3", which encodes the 3-part round "By the waters of Babylon," based on the music written by Philip Hayes…
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An Important Update
I have a very important update about the future of SCP Archives. The decision has been made to shut down our show at the end of this year. SCP has been a big…
SCP ArchivesSCP-3229: “A Blessed Sea”
SCP-3229 is a spacial anomaly located within a cave system [REDACTED] kilometers from the southwest coast of Svalbard. Content Warnings: Body horror- forcible…
SCP ArchivesSCP-6951: "Loyalty To The Company"
SCP-6951 is a phenomenon where deceased or critically injured employees of Greazeburger Incorporated (henceforth designated as SCP-6951-1) and its subsidiary…
SCP ArchivesSCP-9010: “Lycanhaus”
Did you ever hear the story of how they found this thing? CWS: Infant death, discussion of dismemberment of humans and animals Transcript KICKSTARTER…
SCP ArchivesPresenting: American Abyss - Pt 2
We're back with another entry in our new project, "American Abyss." Today, we have a side story from somewhere in the "Palmyra Exclusion Zone." This one's just…
SCP ArchivesPresenting: American Abyss
Welcome to American Abyss, a new podcast/internet horror project from Pacific Obadiah, Valdevia Arts, Ben Counter, Nic Boone, Trevor Henderson, Trevor Roberts…
SCP ArchivesSCP-6010: “Carcinization”
SCP-6010 is the global restructuring event that has currently impacted roughly one third of all animal life on Earth. CWS: Body transformation, crabs…
SCP ArchivesSCP-4700: "Orkney's Rising" Pt. 2
SCP-4700 is the designation assigned to several large-scale submersible vehicles under the joint Foundation-Finnfolk command of Operation HIGH TIDE. SCP-4700-1…
SCP ArchivesSCP-4700: "Orkney's Rising" Pt. 1
SCP-4700 is the designation assigned to several large-scale submersible vehicles under the joint Foundation-Finnfolk command of Operation HIGH TIDE. SCP-4700-1…
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The Nuclear Option
You are standing on top of a nuclear bomb. Content Warnings: Discussions of nuclear war, devastation, historical war crimes (Hiroshima) Check out…
SCP ArchivesSCP-6140: "The True Empire"
SCP-6140 is the Daevite Empire, as described in SCP-140. The Empire is expected to fully materialize within consensus reality on March 20, 2022. SCP-140 has…
SCP ArchivesFeed Drop: The Harbingers
Today we'd like to tell you about a show we think you'll love: The Harbingers. Episode 1. Adam Blackwell is the most powerful man in the world. But he hasn't…
SCP ArchivesSCP-6008: "Noah's Ark"
In order to consolidate information and effectively mitigate collateral damage, file designation SCP 6008 is reserved for the ongoing ecological collapse of…
SCP ArchivesSCP-8272: “Asterom”
SCP-8272 is to be kept in a standard storage locker within Site-898's Containment Wing. Upon request, it may be utilized by Site-898 staff for field usage…
SCP ArchivesSCP-4004: “A Dream Come True”
SCP 4004 is a device constructed by the American Secure Containment Initiative— a Foundation precursor— to serve the interests of the United States of America…
SCP ArchivesSCP-8081: “The 80’s Cycle”
SCP 8081 is an anomalous effect of unknown origin in the town of Coatesville, Georgia. Content Warnings: Time Loops Transcript Patrons April 26-28 Chiara…
SCP ArchivesSCP-3456: “Orcadian Horsemen”
SCP-3456 is currently uncontained. All attempts to contain or neutralize it have failed. Research into methods for containment is ongoing. Personnel who…
SCP ArchivesSCP-7002: “The Hungry Season”
SCP 7002's "wish" must not be granted. Content Warnings: End of the world, Environmental collapse, Mass starvation, Mind control Transcript Patrons April 16-18…
SCP ArchivesSCP-2467: “A Sum Greater Than its Parts"
SCP 2467 is a large ocean vessel approximately 300 meters in length and 45 meters in width. The ship bears the nameplate "Toluca",The prefix "DV" was added…
SCP ArchivesSCP-8987: “Brook Runs Red”
SCP-8987 is a series of alleged anomalous occurrences and phenomena within the Red Brook Mine, located in Dutch Mountain, Pennsylvania. Content Warnings…
SCP ArchivesSCP-T4391: A Lonely Drive
I’ve always been nervous about driving at night. Content Warnings: Vehicle accidents. Time loops. Transcript Patrons April 1-6 Solomon Marshall, Ugel, Златина…
SCP ArchivesSituationally Comedic Persons #12: Performance Review
"Listen up, team. Time is short, but the plan is simple. The target is supposed to be somewhere in this park. A large, orange slime. Burtkurt's research tells…
SCP ArchivesSituationally Comedic Persons #11: Game Night
"Am I correct in understanding that Fren here is about to not only make a spaghetti sauce out of SCP-504, but feed it to other employees of the Foundation?"…
SCP ArchivesSituationally Comedic Persons #10: Special Announcement
"Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming. Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming!" Transcript: Patrons Mar 8-14…
SCP ArchivesSituationally Comedic Persons #9: So, Come Here Often?
"SCP-6438 is an Advanced Interrogation Technique and must be used sparingly per the Ethics Committee Interrogation Policy. All Foundation members with at least…
SCP ArchivesSituationally Comedic Persons #8: Missed Communications
“He's been acting weird, and...I think he likes me.” Content Warnings: Intoxication. Transcript Patrons Patrons Feb 23-28 Winston Ludwig, Laurie Anne, Goku…
SCP ArchivesSituationally Comedic Persons #7: Employee Of The Month
"Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello, employees of the months Burt and Kurt!" Transcript Patrons Feb 6-22 Fire Gator, Cortana Senju…
SCP ArchivesSituationally Comedic Persons #6: The Squad
"Can't we just try another weekend bowl?" Transcript Patrons Feb 8 - 15 Kyle Norris, Henry Linehan, Ky St.martin, bell, Luis Chilcutt, 4Matt7, MTF Operative…
SCP ArchivesSituationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous
"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly…
SCP ArchivesSituationally Comedic Persons #4: The Urts
"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut…
SCP ArchivesSituationally Comedic Persons #3: Janice S.
"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my…
SCP ArchivesSituationally Comedic Persons #2: Fren M.
"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on…
SCP ArchivesSituationally Comedic Persons #1: Orientation
"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure." Transcript Patrons Jan 1 - Jan 7 Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki…
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Presenting: Something's Amiss at Juniper's House
Listen to "Something's Amiss at Juniper's House" wherever you listen to podcasts! Spotify…
SCP ArchivesSCP-7376: “Cain and Abel- Part 2: Cain”
SCP 073 is a heavily-tanned male of Middle Eastern descent. Subject appears to be in his early thirties. He is 185 centimeters tall and weighs 75 kilograms. He…
SCP ArchivesSCP-7376: “Cain and Abel- Part 1: Abel”
SCP 076 consists of two components: a stone cube designated SCP 076-1, and the humanoid entity contained within– designated SCP 076-2. Content Warnings: Forced…
SCP ArchivesFeed Drop: REDACTED
Introducing [REDACTED]; from Athan (The Grotto) and Jamie Petronis (The Cellar Letters) Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kane assumes his…
SCP ArchivesSCP-6504: “Screaming Sun, Hollowed Moon”
This file is under revision. Recordings have been submitted by Junior Researcher Lyndhoff for review. Playing File: 6504-DRAFT-2.The following recording takes…
SCP ArchivesSCP-3840: “We Stand On Guard For Thee.”
SCP-3840 is an emaciated humanoid entity that manifests in the Boreal forest region of Canada. It appears to be covered in severe burn wounds and is estimated…
SCP ArchivesSCP-8670: “An Awful Lullaby.”
SCP 8670 is an mp3 audio file of a short melody consisting of nine notes. Content Warnings: Mentions of suicide, existential dread Transcript Patrons…
SCP ArchivesSCP-4924: “Tunnel Revenant.”
SCP-4924 is an extensive network of tunnels located beneath the surface of Boston’s North End District, believed to have been initially constructed in the 18th…
SCP ArchivesSCP-799: "Carnivorous Blanket” and SCP-1048: “The Builder Bear”
SCP-1048 is a small teddy bear, approximately 33 cm in height. Content Warnings: Gore, implied death of infant, teddy bear carnage Transcript Patrons Oct 23 -…
SCP ArchivesSCP-835: "Expunged Data Released"
SCP 835 is a mass of coral-like polyps. Individual polyps are larger than any known coral species, and most have grown to more than one meter in diameter…
SCP ArchivesSCP-6262: “A Friendly Bus”
SCP-6262 is an entity taking the form of a bus or other means of mass-transport, recorded since 1950 in various parts of primarily Eastern Asia. SCP-6262…
SCP ArchivesSCP-4715: "A Demon Born of War"
Procedure 4715 Waning Moon is to be performed on the full moon of each month and requires the following resources: one D- Class individual, 60 kilograms of…
SCP ArchivesSCP-784 & 2356: Christmas Special
SCP-784 is a neighborhood in the town of REDACTED Texas. Currently SCP-784 is made up of twenty-four houses and two apartment buildings,all of which are…
SCP ArchivesSCP-173: The Statue. The Original.
Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and…
SCP ArchivesSCP-1006: "Spider Proletariot" and SCP-1845: "Animal Kingdom"
SCP-1006 is an organized collective of an unknown species of the genus Araneus. Content Warnings: Arachnophobia, animal death. Transcript: Patrons: Sept 16 -…
SCP ArchivesSCP-4040: At the Bottom of a Bottomless Pit
SCP-4040 is a sinkhole of indeterminate depth located within Sloth's Forest of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin (henceforth referred to as Nexus-18.) Content Warnings…