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SCP Archives
Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files. New episodes weekly. * * * Content related to the SCP Foundation, including these podcasts, are licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Concepts originate from works on the SCP…
Episodes
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SCP-4601: The Redd Menace
SCP-4601: The Redd Menace SCP-4601 is an American- manufactured quint fire engine. Barring minor cosmetic damage deep gouges in paint, minor dents and scrapes…
SCP ArchivesSCP-3925: It's all Papers and Forms
SCP-3925 is a phenomenon where affected individuals receive an A4 paper form requesting varying personal details (SCP-3925-1). From the first receipt of…
SCP ArchivesFeed Drop: Grim Death and Bill The Electrocuted Criminal
Today we have a special treat for you: an introduction to a show you'll love. Bentley Hawthorne (Cory Michael Smith) lives a solitary life in an old mansion…
SCP ArchivesSCP-8013: "The Dragon is Not a Metaphor for Capitalism"
SCP-8013 is a white 1983 GMC Vandura, coated in a thick layer of rust and missing both exterior mirrors. The back of the van is adorned with four novelty…
SCP ArchivesSCP-527: "Mr. Fish."
SCP-527 is a male humanoid, 1.67m in height, which is biologically non-anomalous, with the exception of its head, which is that of a Puntius semifasciolatus…
SCP ArchivesSCP-6369 & SCP-2050
SCP-6369 is a Nokia 3310 mobile phone, with a single number saved in its contacts list. While the phone can be used to dial other numbers, none of the calls…
SCP ArchivesSCP-939: "With Many Voices"
SCP-939 is a species of endothermic pack hunters with atrophied biological systems similar to troglobitic organisms typically found in deep cave systems…
SCP ArchivesAmbrose Transylvania: For All The Damn Bloodsuckers
Ambrose Transylvania is an unusual location for the brand, as it is not exclusively a dining establishment, but also a five-star hotel. Listen to The Gospel of…
SCP ArchivesSCP-6996: "Does The Red Moon Howl?"
There are currently no known methods of limiting SCP-6996's influence. Containment research is of the highest priority. Misinformation campaigns are to…
SCP ArchivesSCP-5012: "There is No Escape from the Bottomless Pit."
SCP-5012 is an orchard of trees of the Cerasus Subgenus located in the Italian province of South Tyrol, formerly the site of the Casadua Amphitheater. The…
SCP ArchivesSCP-2932: "Titania's Prison"
SCP 2932 is a massive, organic structure located within the El Sira Communal Reserve in Peru. Externally, SCP 2932 consists of trees, vines, and other…
SCP ArchivesSCP-1929: "Discoherence"
SCP-1929 was a meteorological phenomenon which occurred throughout the lower Great Plains of America between 1930 and 1938. Content Warnings: Death, natural…
SCP ArchivesSCP-1155: "Predatory Graffiti"
SCP-1155 manifests as a work of street art/graffiti depicting the form of a humanoid creature with sinewy forelimbs, claw-like hands and the head and feathers…
SCP ArchivesSCP-8598: "Sharpshooter"
SCP-8598 is professional wrestler and reality bender Gary Moreno. SCP-8598 performed between 1966 and 1974, beginning in Japan and ending in the burgeoning…
SCP ArchivesSCP-5352: "Absence"
SCP 5352 refers to the abandoned town of Murky Lake, New Mexico– designated Nexus Zero Four. Content Warnings: Violence and gore, ghosts, implied ritual…
SCP ArchivesSCP-8151: "Pathos"
SCP-8151 is a standard single-hung 24 inch by 36 inch domestic window. SCP-8151 can manifest in any enclosed, windowless room up to 15 square meters in size…
SCP ArchivesSCP-7819: "No Vacancy"
SCP-7819 is a predatory location that manifests along exits of the United States Numbered Highway System in the contiguous United States. SCP-7819 presents as…
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SCP-1983: “Doorway to Nowhere”
SCP-1983-1 is a one-story farmhouse in REDACTED County, Wyoming. It was abandoned in 1968after a series of ritual murders, allegedly performed by a "Satanic"…
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SCP-8320: Seven Hundred Million Wizards
SCP-8320 is a phenomenon globally affecting all domestic cats. Even Biscuit, my adorable British Shorthair was affected. I didn't think anything could ever…
SCP ArchivesSCP-3010: "Causal Absent Paranoia"
CP-3010 is the anomalous byproduct of a nearly undetectable entity, hereby classified as SCP-3010-1. SCP-3010 is characterized as a sensation of"being…
SCP ArchivesSCP-3198: "Miniature Task Force"
SCP-3198 is the collective designation for Mobile Task Force Lambda-9 ("Big Fucking Guns"). This task force was created to contain Keter-level objects that…
SCP ArchivesSCP-5404: "Boom Boom Words"
Please- Do not- Make… “boom boom” words… No making of boom-boom words on computers or… not compuiers [muffled explosions] Content Warnings: Death by…
SCP ArchivesSCP-6274: “The Burnley Estate”
SCP-6274 is a unique phenomenon affecting hauntings, apparitions, and spectral entities within the grounds of the Burnley Estate.The estate is located in…
SCP ArchivesSCP-Y: “Cannibal Mathematics”
SCP-Y is registered as a Class F Infohazard. SCP-Y is the set of all numbers which do not exist. Content Warnings: Descriptions of weird death Transcript Join…
SCP ArchivesSCP-4511: “Swine God”
SCP-4511 is a large mechanical construct resembling a pig located in the basement of Danforth Meatpacking, a disused meat-packing factory in Chicago, USA…
SCP ArchivesPresenting: The Toxic Avenger - Troma Unit
See The Toxic Avenger EXCLUSIVELY in theaters on August 29th. Starring Peter Dinklage, Kevin Bacon, Elijah Wood, Taylour Paige, and Jacob Tremblay. And follow…
SCP ArchivesSCP-4703: “Perfectly Legal”
SCP-4703 is an independently owned supermarket in Midland, Texas, operating under the name 'Yeah, We're Totally Going to Sell You This'. Content Warnings…
SCP ArchivesSCP-8140: “Burial Goods - Part Two”
SCP-8140 is a collection of Daevite artifacts unearthed from the prehistoric ruins of Göbekli Tepe, an ancient settlement in the southeastern region of…
SCP ArchivesSCP-8140: “Burial Goods - Part One”
SCP-8140 is a collection of Daevite artifacts unearthed from the prehistoric ruins of Göbekli Tepe, an ancient settlement in the southeastern region of…
SCP ArchivesSCP-2845: "The Deer"
The Ethics Committee has formed this special tribunal to discuss long term containment protocols developed by the Order of the Secret Root to contain the…
SCP ArchivesNumber's Lie
“Your presence in this department is a little unusual, Miss Jacob, but that's why you're here. We expected you to experience unusual side effects. You're in…
SCP ArchivesSCP-2408: "Orok's Fall"
SCP-2408 designates several anomalies associated with GoI-0432, also known as "the Hunter's Black Lodge"– an anomalous criminal organization and Sarkic cult…
SCP ArchivesCreator Chat w/ Pacific & Eleanor Hyde - World Gone Wrong
Happy Pride! This week Eleanor Hyde (Unwell, World Gone Wrong) and I sit down and talk about horror, queerness, pandemic trauma, and the value of friendship!…
SCP ArchivesPRI(DEMON)TH
The sun had barely risen on the Las Vegas strip, and Director House was already regretting waking up. Transcript: Content warnings: comedic references to…
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SCP-3199: "Humans, Refuted"
SCP-3199 is a species of sapient chimera composed of silkie chicken, chimpanzee, stoat, mussel, adder, and human DNA. Transcript…
SCP ArchivesSCP-4548: "The Hateful Star"
SCP-4548 is a green star that appears in the night sky. It is a memetic, cosmological phenomenon with adverse effects on human cognition. Content warnings…
SCP ArchivesSCP-6819: "Bioluminesence"
SCP-6819 is a phenomenon occurring on highways in the United States Numbered Highway System in the contiguous United States. Content warnings: Body horror…
SCP ArchivesSCP-3280: "After The Storm"
It is a dark and stormy night. Content warnings: Body horror, gore, thalassophobia/aquaphobia Transcript: Patrons: Maya Escobedo, SweetSatan, cipher law, Mylen…
SCP ArchivesSCP-1919: "The Hotel of Duplicates
UPDATE 5/2/2025: This episode originally uploaded with some glitched audio resulting in extremely high pitched noises. The episode has been modified to tone…
SCP ArchivesSCP-2774: "The Slow Burn Sloth"
SCP-2774 is an unidentified cognitohazardous humanoid, believed to be wearing a sloth costume. Content Warnings: Suicidal Ideation, Involuntary Euthanasia…
SCP ArchivesSCP-5758: "The Moth Tide"
SCP-5758 is the collective designation for the phenomena and entities surrounding Theban Tomb TT1471 and the modern Cult of Khonsu. Content Warnings: Mentions…
SCP ArchivesSCP-3066: "Absurdity"
SCP-3066 is a small log cabin in Linville Gorge, North Carolina. It is dilapidated and appears to have been abandoned in 1937. Content Warnings: Body Horror…
SCP ArchivesSCP-7545: “The Dying of the Wolf”
SCP-7545 is Sanctum Eleven, an underground bunker complex located in [REDACTED] and privately owned by O5-11 from 1919 up until his death in 1998... Content…
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SCP-0001-J: "World's Best Boss"
Happy April Fools day. SCP-0001-J is the anomalously large ego of the Administrator of the SCP Foundation. No larger ego has been recorded in history, and his…
SCP ArchivesSCP-1859: “Life Over Geological Time”
SCP-1859 is a temporal anomaly in the center of a massive underground cavern roughly 238 km in diameter. The chamber is located in [DATA REDACTED], several…
SCP ArchivesSCP-2419: “The Laughing Men”
SCP-2419 is a refinery and waste disposal facility located 75 kilometers north of Summer Springs, Colorado. It was constructed by the Foundation in 1954 for…
SCP ArchivesSCP-7311: "Insecure Facility Dossier"
Site-57 spent the first 20 years of its operation as a standard mass-containment facility for digital anomalies found throughout the eastern United States…
SCP ArchivesSCP-2521: “##-#####-##-#” Pt. 2
If we do encounter it, expect to be administered Type-C amnestics after the mission to prevent re-emergence Content Warnings: Foul language, self-harm…
SCP ArchivesSCP-2521: "##-#####-##-#" Pt. 1
Don't say xer name. Content Warnings: Foul language, self-harm, gun-violence, and genocide. Transcript Patrons Nicvhole Wilson, TParis, GreyMatte, Tyler…
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Presenting: Regarding Dracula
Regarding Dracula is a bite-sized audio adaptation of the horror classic, taking you through Bram Stokers 1897 novel with a full cast of characters and…
SCP ArchivesSCP-8000: “Seal of Approval”
SCP-8000 is a gigantic, serpentine entity resembling a "harbor seal." The entity resides within Site-322.The exact length of SCP-8000 is unknown as its…
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SCP-3627: “Dreamy Jasters”
CP-3627 is a children’s music box... The word “ACROBATS” is written in capital letters on the front of the object. Below, a pane of glass protects two painted…
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SCP-4197: “The Hollow”
SCP-4197 is a thirty-two-year-old woman named Doctor Sarah Veers, an acclaimed surgeon and known practitioner of cytomancy. Content Warnings: Descriptions of…
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SCP-5549: “ Second Sin”
SCP-5549 is a sapient entity with ontokinetic abilities. End of file. Note: This file is subject to an information security lock-down by order of O5-11. The…
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SCP-3553: "They All Go Into The Dark"
SCP-3553 is a recurring phenomenon affecting cardboard milk cartons distributed in the United States of America and the United Kingdom. Content Warnings: Loss…
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SCP-3663: "The Tunnel Monster"
SCP-3663 is located in the former maintenance tunnels of Site-54. To prevent demanifestation, no personnel are to be given access to the area, and efforts are…
SCP ArchivesSCP-7980: “ Z is for Ziggurat”
SCP-7980 is a ziggurat located in an underground cave, accessible from a secondary, smaller cave system in the country of [REDACTED]. Content Warnings…
SCP ArchivesSCP-7972: “Y is for Youth”
SCP-7972 is a two-story, four-bedroom modular home constructed by the Bensonwood Company in 1974. Content Warnings: N/A Transcript Patrons Heavy fan 47, Kali…
SCP ArchivesSCP-7933: “X is for Xing”
It is currently believed that the resulting ØK-class Artistic Singularity Event will achieve planet-wide assimilation by 12/23/2030. Content Warnings: Monkey…
SCP ArchivesSCP-7931: “X is for Xenotransplantation”
The origin, nature, and motivations of SCP-7931, if any, are unknown at this time. Harvey Vaughn's distress is consistent with infection by a Class Gamma…
