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60 Seconds of WIP135: What Flunkies Are For
Today I’m working on snapshot replication for OpenZFS Mastery. While some environments require backups be dumped to offline media, others find online backups…
60 Seconds of WIP134: The Clunky NVMe Interface
One PHP Apocalypse later, here’s OpenZFS Mastery on NVMe. The slowest, most complicated, and most error-prone part of an SSD is the Flash Translation Layer…
60 Seconds of WIP133: Cleverness Is Your Only Option
Here’s a tidbit of OpenZFS Mastery about replication. Replication also greatly simplifies migrating data, even huge amounts of data over ridiculous distances…
60 Seconds of WIP132: A Monstrous Heap of Redirections
I’m pushing to complete a first draft of OpenZFS Mastery in the next few weeks. Here’s a bit on ZFS and lightweight virtual machines. Lightweight…
60 Seconds of WIP131: Lucas is Incompetent or Evil
Folks sometimes forget that OpenZFS Mastery has a co-author. Here’s a bit Allan Jude originally wrote. But what if Lucas is incompetent or evil? You give…
60 Seconds of WIP130: Meticulous Adherence to Arcane Unofficial Procedures
OpenZFS Mastery uses FreeBSD and Proxmox as reference platforms. Here’s a bit about why. Proxmox is a Debian variant focused on virtualization, developed by…
60 Seconds of WIP129: The New Linker Strangles
OpenZFS Mastery has reached chapter 9, on boot loaders. The most tediously terrifying system administration task is an operating system upgrade. The new kernel…
60 Seconds of WIP128: Filthy Land Animal Lungs
There’s one story in Twisted Presents I haven’t read here, so that’s what you get. This isn’t a fairytale, but: Once upon a time, we were all…
60 Seconds of WIP127: A Fifth of Makers' Mark
I’ve just finished prepping the print version of Twisted Presents, so here’s a tidbit from one of the stories therein. The first Hogswatch Eve after the…
60 Seconds of WIP126: Low Distress Tolerance
I finished the OpenZFS Mastery chapter on volumes earlier this week. Zvols support sparse volumes, also known as thin provisioning or overcommitting storage. A…
60 Seconds of WIP125: A Useful Quirk
I’m trying to finish up the OpenZFS Mastery chapter on disk space use today. Well, my part of it. I’m planning to dump–delegate…
60 Seconds of WIP124: Clones Can Grow
I’m writing about space usage OpenZFS Mastery. ZFS offers tools to transparently increase the amount of data you can fit on a disk. Rather than requiring…
60 Seconds of WIP123: Excuses Weighed Nothing Against Ice
Probably jinxing myself by posting this, but: here’s a chunk from Twisted Presents. Three nights ago had been the Longest Dark, the strongest night of…
60 Seconds of WIP122: Gawk at Others' Past Mistakes
OpenZFS Mastery is starting to pick up momentum. Don’t look at it too closely. You might scare it. First, note how ridiculously wide this VDEV is. A…
60 Seconds of WIP121: Possibilities Multiply
OpenZFS Mastery is starting to roll lunch again. Hoping to get some intertia with it. But create a dataset for each team, and give each site its own dataset…
60 Seconds of WIP120: The Pool Reverts
Here’s a chunk of OpenZFS Mastery. I’ve caught up to where I stopped, and new words will be coming soon. Pool features that are enabled are…
60 Seconds of WIP119: The Sixty-Seventh Son of the Duke of Horsehead
I’ve been going through OpenZFS Mastery but don’t feel like reading a chunk of it, so here’s a tidbit of a story I’m putting out this…
60 Seconds of WIP118: Several Thousand Minor Details
I’m not back at work full-time, but I am starting back and paging the OpenZFS Mastery manuscript back into my skull’s RAM. Here’s a tidbit. Compression…
60 Seconds of WIP117: Cardamom Seasoned with Damp Poodle
Yes, there’s been a gap. I would have announced it, but I didn’t know and then every week I thought I might start again. But I didn’t. My…
60 Seconds of WIP116: A Made Up Excuse
I’m hurriedly throwing together a talk for NYCBUG on 1 April, and so had to disinter the best sentence I have ever written. All of those books, and my best…
60 Seconds of WIP115: Both Sides of a Mirror Have Errors
I’m working on OpenZFS Mastery’s discussion of self-healing with a completely plugged ear, so I have no idea how this sounds. OpenZFS uses hashes almost…
60 Seconds of WIP114: 98% Free from Arthropod Infestation
My new FreeBSD Journal column just went to the editor. Oh AWOL, my succulent summer child, You’re the latest model of Human(tm), a digital native…
60 Seconds of WIP113: Destroying Performance
Talking pools in OpenZFS Mastery, which means yet again talking about blocks and sectors and alignment. GPT partitions fill a number of sectors. If you…
60 Seconds of WIP112: A Special Uberblock
OpenZFS Mastery is staggering along. Here we talk about how ZFS maintains uber-integrity. Not having dedicated special index blocks sounds great, but every…
60 Seconds of WIP111: Artifically Prolonged, Unnecessarily Stressful
Here’s OpenZFS Mastery on physical labeling. I have strong feelings on this. Develop a consistent naming and numbering scheme for your storage arrays…
60 Seconds of WIP110: Resorting to Extraordinary Means
Work is underway on OpenZFS Mastery. ZFS can run on anything the operating system presents as a block device. The most common are disks. Spinning rust, SSD…
60 Seconds of WIP109: We Won't Live Long Enough
Yes, I’ve been missing for a few weeks. Caught a bad case of Life. Here’s some OpenZFS Mastery. ZFS advocates claim that ZFS is immune to these…
60 Seconds of WIP108: Spent Decades Writing Scripts to Parse df(1)
With Networking for Systems Administrators production wrapping up, OpenZFS Mastery is starting to lurch forward. Here’s a tidbit. ZFS combines…
60 Seconds of WIP107: Which Drive Is It?
Have some OpenZFS Mastery. “ZFS reports that one of the seventy-nine drives in our array is failing? Great! We can replace it in a convenient maintenance…
60 Seconds of WIP106: That Version of GRUB
I skipped last week due to Excessive System Administration, but here’s a snippet from OpenZFS Mastery. Lucas’ virtualization host for testing this book ran…
60 Seconds of WIP105: A Fully Patched ShroomOS
Here’s a tidbit from the backers-only special edition of Networking for System Administrators. All those shrooms were one interconnected, internally networked…
60 Seconds of WIP104: Software RAID on Windows 3.1
“Trust” seems to be a recurrent theme of the OpenZFS book. Here we discuss so-called hardware RAID. All RAID is software RAID. Your hardware RAID…
60 Seconds of WIP103: We Can't Trust
Last week’s episode was called on account of covid. My brain is only lightly friend today, so here’s a bit of OpenZFS Mastery. Storage is a…
60 Seconds of WIP102: My Chief Goon
I’m at EuroBSDCon in Croatia teaching TLS and SMTP, so here’s a snippet from my TLS tutorial. Let’s say I create a public key pair. I keep one key of the pair…
60 Seconds of WIP101: The Hearing's Gonna Be Lit
The Networking for System Administrators Kickstarter is running full steam ahead, so I’m making words on OpenZFS Mastery. It’s a second edition of…
60 Seconds of WIP100: The First Rule of System Administration
I can’t believe I’ve done 100 of these silly things. Anyway, here’s a tidbit from my next FreeBSD Journal Letters column. Don’t give me that…
60 Seconds of WIP99: An Absence of Moral Fiber
I’m swamped doing math for the networking book kickstarter, trying to compensate for the recent political stupidity that’s kicking small business when…
60 Seconds of WIP98: Suffering Builds Character
The new edition of Networking for System Administrators just went to copyedit, so I can forget about it for a few weeks. The people who most deserve credit for…
60 Seconds of WIP97: Tortuous Negotiations
I’m buried in tech edits for Networking for System Administrators, but this bit explains why I wrote the book. I’ve been in more than one IT organization where…
60 Seconds of WIP96: Enough Coal for All the Children in Des Moines
The Twisted Presents Kickstarter is delayed for stupid logistical reasons. It will launch, but not on time. Still, here’s a chunk from Heart of Coal in…
60 Seconds of WIP95: He's Gonna Get It Anyhow
It’s so hot my face is melting, so let’s do a bit of my forthcoming Christmas collection. Today. It has to be today. A year ago, Mister Armand…
60 Seconds of WIP94: I'd Derailed Her
Reading Christmas tales while the AC is going full blast is kind of weird, but here’s a bit of The Last Multivariable Differential Christmas, from the…
60 Seconds of WIP93: Our Voluminous Chef
Sorry I missed last week. BSDCan ate me alive, but I escaped before I got digested. Here’s a bit from a Rats’ Man’s Lackey tale appearing in…
60 Seconds of WIP92: Contradict My Lived Experience
I’m recording this week at BSDCan. While I got away from the power drill, I fear there’s noise from the highway. Sorry. Here’s a bit from the…
60 Seconds of WIP91: Vice Without a Biological Limit
Networking for Systems Administrators is out for tech review, so I’m working on my forthcoming Christmas collection. Here’s a snippet from Twisted…
60 Seconds of WIP90: Demands a Little Madness
Now that Laserblasted is available in my store, here’s one final snippet from that book. For all you might hear about stories of weapons haunted by previous…
60 Seconds of WIP89: Cheap Cat5 Cable
I’m grinding on the new Networking for System Administrators so here’s a chunk. Ultimately, the Internet is a bunch of routers, switches, firewalls…
60 Seconds of WIP88: The Same Bucket
The garbage truck that exploded outside my house means I am karmically bound to share a piece of the networking book. Authoritative nameservers contain the…
60 Seconds of WIP87: Farawayistan is Fubar
(Trouble this morning. Had to pull and republish this episode. Sorry if you see it twice, or if it didn’t work the first time.) I really do need to get…
60 Seconds of WIP86: Take Quite a Long Time to Fail
Here’s a chunk of the networking book. Standard netstat attempts to show hostnames instead of IP addresses. This means your server performs a reverse DNS…
60 Seconds of WIP85: George is Asleep
Here’s some of the new Networking for System Administrators, because while the Laserblasted Kickstarter ends today I am utterly sick of shilling it. Think of…
60 Seconds of WIP84: A Fresh Hot Burger
The Laserblasted Kickstarter is still going so technically, I ought to share a snippet from that. It’s the last chance for that to be a work-in-progress…
60 Seconds of WIP83: Pretty Much The Same As Today
The grand reveal: #projectIDGAF had a title all along. And seriously, I couldn’t have written this book if I GAF. It’s now on Kickstarter, because…
60 Seconds of WIP82: Lying to All Sides
Project IDGAF is complete, so I’m back on the new Networking for System Administrators. Network address translation, or NAT, uses a device that accepts…
60 Seconds of WIP81: An Occasional Meal
Zeno’s Paradox of Book Endings is well in play for Project IDGAF. Only a couple scenes left, but damn if this book ain’t fighting me hard. Thirty…
60 Seconds of WIP80: Mentally Stable People
I’m gonna finish this book. I’m gonna finish this book. It doesn’t matter how much life tries to stop me, I’m gonna finish this…
60 Seconds of WIP79: Creepy As Chad
The “Project IDGAF” Terminal Death March is upon me, so here’s a tidbit You people in the special effects department need to pay attention here. Yeah, I…
60 Seconds of WIP78: Parentally Mandated Assholes
I’m still grinding to get “project IDGAF” done by the end of the month, so here’s a snippet from it. The average party has a handful of actual friends and a…
60 Seconds of WIP77: The Wrong Kind of Clever
The networking book is heavy in command line stuff, which I’m not going to read. Here’s another chunk of the fiction project. The driver had a…
60 Seconds of WIP76: Freedom Costs Five Cents a Can
A chunk of the current fiction project. The Barrens might be uninhabited, but people live near enough to hear when some damn fool gets their hands on dynamite…