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What The Heck with Matt Bellassai
From professional complainer and People’s Choice Award-winning comedian Matt Bellassai comes What The Heck with Matt Bellassai, a comedy and pop culture podcast about what the heck is going on, what the heck is happening, and all the things that make us say “What The Heck?!” Join Matt in the What The Heck basement as he aims his signature snark at the world, the internet, and himself every single week. New episodes every Thursday. @WhatTheHeckThePod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube Call us at…
Episodes
- What The Heck with Matt Bellassai
Annie’s All Grown Up Now (And She Eats WHAT?)
On this week’s ~extra spooky~ “What The Heck,” AirBnb hosts are finally forced to clean up their own dang messes. Some guys are convinced hair loss pills make…
- What The Heck with Matt Bellassai
Illegal Bus Farting & Screaming At Love Is Blind
The new Elizabeth Holmes documentary broke our brains; “Love Is Blind: Boston” has unleashed its chaos upon the world; and Harry Styles was definitely making…
- What The Heck with Matt Bellassai
Kelly Clarkson’s Bird Battle & Shrek’s D*ck Pics?!
This week, America’s sweetheart Kelly Clarkson declares war on a Brooklyn tchotchke shop over Molly, the singing and dancing mechanical bird; a woman pretends…
- What The Heck with Matt Bellassai
Harry Styles' Covered Thighs & Army Chihuahuas?!
This week, a hot new plague enters the villa. Da Pope continues his holy war against AI. And what the heck is wrong with fall? A lot of things, actually! Plus…
- What The Heck with Matt Bellassai
Pilot Furries & Child Fight Club?!
Among this week’s what the hecks: Hidden Valley unleashes “spooky” ranch from the hidden ranch reserves. A senator we’re convinced is a Dr. Seuss villain…
- What The Heck with Matt Bellassai
Robotoilets Take New York City
Among this week’s what the hecks: there’s a new American Girl Doll from Wisconsin, but we doubt this b*tch has even SEEN a cheese curd. Scientists low key hard…
- What The Heck with Matt Bellassai
Surviving the Ren Faire and Possibly An AI Apocalypse?!
Among This Week’s what the hecks: bears are kind of everywhere right now?! Apple’s new phone is foldable but you CAN’T slam it shut. And did everyone know…
What The Heck with Matt BellassaiNo Furries at the Ren Faire, No Influencers at the Tennis Faire?!
Among This Week’s what the hecks: running shirtless is illegal, I guess? Dyson’s got a new demon toothbrush that will take pictures of your soul. And…
What The Heck with Matt BellassaiMedieval Girl Fall, Pheromone Maxxing, and Throat Burrowing Bats?!
Among this week’s what the hecks: El Niño is on her way, streaming services prices are too damn high, and an island sort of just up and disappeared?! Plus…
What The Heck with Matt BellassaiPooping Blueberries, Illiterate Boyfriends, and Killer Wild Boars?!
Among this week’s What The Hecks: the diabolical number of books in some book series, hot water that makes you itchy (a very real thing that Matt’s definitely…
What The Heck with Matt BellassaiDesecrating Dobby’s Grave, Stalking Peter Pan, and $20k Dorm Room Makeovers?!
Among this week’s What The Hecks: D-tier underwear, the impending downfall of cheese based economics, and apparently we’re all bag boys now?! Plus, Matt avoids…
What The Heck with Matt BellassaiHuffing Bleach, Heated Rivalry’s Ugly Ds, and Bird Man Revealed?!
Among this week’s What The Hecks: dog and duck “friendships,” the fact that Arthur is an aardvark, and exposed feet at the dentist. Plus, Matt makes the…
What The Heck with Matt Bellassai“One Night Only,” Wicker Whoopee, and the Aussie Bird Man?!
Among this week’s What The Hecks: Ring camera crimes, Stuart Little’s convertible driving buffoonery, a Star Spangled bungle, and Big Pharma jingles with NO…
What The Heck with Matt BellassaiGlutemaxxing, Scary Sexy Mimes, and Brunch Lasagna?!
Among this week’s What The Hecks: indoor bugs, the sheer number of car buttons, and the tragic death of knowing how to read. Plus, Matt admits to tracking…
What The Heck with Matt BellassaiThe Odyssey, Jimothy The Raccoon, and The Return of Olive Garden’s Pasta Pass?!
Among this week’s What The Hecks: 4D movies that would kill a Victorian child, the Pillsbury Doughboy’s nasty attitude, and somehow Tom Brady again?! Plus…
What The Heck with Matt BellassaiKiller Elephants, Butter Dipped Ice Cream, and Bison Batterings?!
Among this week’s What The Hecks: blackout curtains that don’t black out, odd-numbered appetizers, and underbaked food slop?! Plus, Matt accidentally does some…
What The Heck with Matt BellassaiPatti LuPone Goes To War, Eating 67 Wieners, and Neil The Seal Returns?!
Among this week’s What The Hecks: the parasite that makes your butt explode, absolutely every man on Love Island, and the sorry state of McDonald’s Happy Meals…
What The Heck with Matt BellassaiBangable Popcorn Buckets, Gay Sheep, & Jojo Siwa’s Cruise?!
Among this week’s What The Hecks: Dairy Queen’s audacity, Midwestern “salads,” the lore of Club Chalamet, and people afraid of crossing bridges?! Plus, Matt…
What The Heck with Matt BellassaiMatt Shaves His Bush & The Scots Invade Boston
Among this week’s What The Hecks: taking jello shots as an adult, Tyra Banks’s sci-fi book, and people who show videos to monkeys at the zoo. Plus, Matt vows…
What The Heck with Matt BellassaiInstuationships, The Cake Shake, and Kid-Kicking Robots?!
Among this week’s What The Hecks: Prepubescent Love Island bombshells, Tom Brady’s man juice, and whatever the heck Hyrox is. Plus, Matt is humiliated in his…
What The Heck with Matt BellassaiSusan Boyle's C*nty Bob, Dense Bean Salads, and Frog and Toad are Gay?!
Among this week’s What The Hecks: stain removers not doing their damn job, dry cereal ice cream topping, and ticks that make you allergic to cheeseburgers…
What The Heck with Matt BellassaiWatermelon Spanks, Da Pope's Holy War, and Espresso Bombs?!
Among this week’s What The Hecks: waking up with the sun, sticking stuff in ears, and whatever the heck Cowboy Cannolis are. Plus, Matt takes the first ever…
What The Heck with Matt BellassaiThe Dating App Apocalypse, Shameful Sandwiches, and Froyo’s Revenge
Among this week’s What The Hecks: paying to die on Mt. Everest, sticky children trying to pet Matt's dog, and the never-ending, seriously-when-will-it-end…
What The Heck with Matt BellassaiGuinea pig blowouts, Facebook Marketplace, tiramisu culture
Other things making Matt say, “What the HECK?!" this week? Straight men with big juicy butts, too many people with microphones (except for Matt, obviously)…
What The Heck with Matt BellassaiIntroducing What The Heck with Matt Bellassai
From professional complainer and People’s Choice Award-winning comedian Matt Bellassai comes What The Heck with Matt Bellassai, a comedy and pop culture…