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Kelly Clarkson’s Bird Battle & Shrek’s D*ck Pics?!

This week, America’s sweetheart Kelly Clarkson declares war on a Brooklyn tchotchke shop over Molly, the singing and dancing mechanical bird; a woman pretends to be a substitute teacher to make kids suffer (shero! shero!); and Shrek’s nudes send a man to JAIL. Plus, Matt reveals the real reason people got dysentery on the Oregon trail.

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