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April 16th, 2026: Live Nation, Wall Streets Best Day Ever And Tree Bites

Today’s episode covers a landmark jury decision that found Live Nation and Ticketmaster to be a monopoly, the dramatic story of an Oklahoma principal who confronted a gunman and likely saved lives, and surprising record highs on Wall Street despite ongoing global conflict. The show also includes lighter segments — a personal story about an odd bite in a Starbucks egg white snack, quick producing tips, and a short cooking reminder — all wrapped in Lindsey Vernick’s signature news-and-humor delivery.

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