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March 4th, 2026: LAX, Parents And School Shootings And Girls In Comedy

Lindsey Vernick covers today’s biggest stories: the McDonald’s CEO awkwardly trying a Big Mac, a United Dreamliner engine fire and safe evacuation at LAX, and a landmark Georgia conviction holding a father criminally responsible after his son’s school shooting. She also shares lighter moments about dog ownership, a quick protein mac and cheese tip, and her new improv class. Sponsored by Subway Polls.

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