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- 0:00Hello and welcome to the podcast.
- 0:02Today I want us to look at simple decisions that can kill
- 0:06small businesses. Yes, this is not directly sales
- 0:12or marketing related, but I want us to look at this today because
- 0:17I got invited yesterday to be a guest on the radio show.
- 0:21And the the show is called Chook Your Mouth.
- 0:24Yeah, yeah, I think. Yeah, Chook Your Mouth.
- 0:27Yeah, I think that's what it's called.
- 0:29So anyway, the host of the show reached out to me, a very senior
- 0:33colleague, and I was like, hey, my Co host is not available, can
- 0:38you come on Thursday and this is what we're going to talk about,
- 0:42simple decisions that kill small businesses.
- 0:45I was like, yeah, cool, I can do that because actually it's
- 0:47something I can talk about. And of course, I always keep
- 0:50things limited to I'm a sales and business development
- 0:54perspective because you know, that's my background.
- 0:56So from a sales perspective, yeah, sure, I can go and sit
- 1:00down and have a chat for one hour about simple decisions,
- 1:04simple mistakes that kill Nigerian businesses.
- 1:07So I told the guy, sure, no problem.
- 1:09I agree. No, Allah then that's how I was
- 1:12just going on. And then on Thursday morning,
- 1:16well, about getting ready, the guy sends me a message.
- 1:19I checked my phone, Pimpim. I checked.
- 1:21I saw it. And then the guy was like, oh,
- 1:24by the way, the program is in pigeon.
- 1:27Can you cope or more? I was scared because, you know,
- 1:34I didn't grow up speaking pigeon English because my father was a
- 1:37journalist, Mom. She also started off as a
- 1:40journalist. Later on, mom, she would be a
- 1:43public relations officer for the Hilton Hotel.
- 1:46Then from there she would become a marketing and advertising exec
- 1:50in Lagos. So basically my household was
- 1:54not the kind of household that used to speak pitch in English.
- 1:57And the little that would even speak, you know, my parents
- 1:59would try and stamp it out. And then back then as as a
- 2:05matter of educational policy itself, because I think it still
- 2:08exists even in the school system, you know, teachers
- 2:12wouldn't encourage you to speak pitch in English.
- 2:14So apart from, you know, a few phrases now, you know, like when
- 2:20you're talking to your guys or something like that, I've never
- 2:23ever, ever, ever been in a situation where I had to
- 2:27maintain a conversation in pitching English for one hour
- 2:31straight. But anyway, you know, I'm guys
- 2:35represent now. So I sent a message back to the
- 2:37guys. I don't normally speak English,
- 2:39but anyhow, we go run up. The guys say correct, I like
- 2:41that. I said no problem.
- 2:43So Thursday evening now, now I was yesterday drove down to the
- 2:48studio. I got there and inside the
- 2:51studio the guy was running late. Then when was time I didn't see
- 2:57the guy like 5 minutes to. So I begin to prepare now
- 2:59because after all I'm a professional so I can anchor the
- 3:02whole show by myself. I was saying it's even good now
- 3:06we won't anchor it by myself because then I can now control
- 3:08the tempo, the pacing of the pigeon.
- 3:12But then the guy showed up. I said, hey, wahala, it's time
- 3:16for us to go live. And then the, you know, the
- 3:20usual background check you do before you go live now.
- 3:23OK, so this is how we run it. You know, this is all we talk
- 3:25about. This is this that, that, that.
- 3:27What did you prepare? I said, OK, no problem, let's go
- 3:29live. Let's go.
- 3:30I was ready, you know, and this is me thinking, OK, pigeon
- 3:34English, no problem. I was going to come out with the
- 3:36flavor, you know, the normal of flavor now, you know, like
- 3:39secondary school, university, you know, that kind, that flavor
- 3:41of pigeon English. So the show begins and then he's
- 3:46like, ah, shook your mouth, blah, blah, blah, blah.
- 3:49And then this guy starts using a broadcast pigeon.
- 3:53You know, the kind of pigeon that they do on Wasobia FM and
- 3:58BBC. You know, BBC also has a, a
- 4:01pigeon radio station, like broadcast quality pigeon.
- 4:05As the guy was talking, in my mind I was thinking I am
- 4:08screwed. I am majorly screwed as I go
- 4:12from in front of million of people.
- 4:15When the guy was a champ, he was a good pro.
- 4:17At some point, you know, he turned to me alive one day, his
- 4:20bras, I say they sweat and I started laughing.
- 4:23It was good. You know, he brought the mood
- 4:24down and then he had to tell the people basically that the reason
- 4:28why, even though we're inside studio and Studio Gacy, the
- 4:31reason why they sweat is because I don't speak virgin English
- 4:35and, you know, was supposed to talk about things that kill
- 4:40small businesses in Niger. You're teaching English anyway,
- 4:46I made it happen by the time I was leaving.
- 4:48I mean, of course, yes. The studio engineer laughed at
- 4:50me. Who else?
- 4:52Again, the mixer laughed at me. Some other people who are there,
- 4:56you know, like they they applauded me.
- 4:58They say I tried. They say I tried If I'm one of
- 5:00the staff of the radio station. When she saw me coming out of
- 5:03the boot, she's like, what are you doing here?
- 5:05And I told her, she said, Are you sure?
- 5:07Is it for this show? Then she started laughing
- 5:09because she knows me and she knows that I can't carry on the
- 5:12conversation for one whole hour in pigeon English.
- 5:16So anyway, that's the adventure that I was up to yesterday.
- 5:19So your boy has achieved another milestone.
- 5:23Yesterday I was on the radio and I spoke about simple decisions
- 5:27that kill small businesses. And I had to do that for one
- 5:31whole hour using broadcast Pigeon.
- 5:36And honestly speaking, I don't think I'm going to do that again
- 5:39because man was tough. It was tough.
- 5:42Now I know what some of you go through when I say, look, it's
- 5:44very easy. Just prepare the script, blah,
- 5:45blah, blah. You know, set up the microphone,
- 5:48you know, just go, you know, is I guess it's because I'm making
- 5:50content for a while. I've forgotten what it's like
- 5:53that in the midst of creating your content, in the midst of
- 5:56doing your delivery, you are now paying attention to the words
- 5:59that you use and things like that.
- 6:01So yeah, now the experience gave me a little bit more sympathy
- 6:05for you guys. So now when I'm advising you
- 6:07guys and I say, look, go ahead, blah, blah, blah, I'll try and
- 6:09be more gentle because having experienced it, you know, it
- 6:12brought back, you know, lots of memories.
- 6:14You know, like when you are, you know, that whole thing of you're
- 6:17trying to give a presentation, but then you're also conscious
- 6:21of every single word that you're using.
- 6:23So yeah, that was fun. That was fun.
- 6:25Anyway, so today we're going to look at simple decisions that
- 6:28kill small businesses because some of the things that we spoke
- 6:30about on the on the radio show, I think they're really
- 6:32important. So let me just come over here
- 6:34and make this podcast recording. Now some of you might say, why
- 6:40don't I just get the audio and put over here?
- 6:42Well, it's it's complicated for my own radio station.
- 6:46The that's really the engineer has already overworked.
- 6:50So I don't want to give him my work by saying guy beg, RIP that
- 6:53audio file and then give me. Then there's also intellectual
- 6:58property concerns, you know, who owns the property, who owns the
- 7:01copyright with these sorts of things.
- 7:03So yes, you know, I'm the talent and I'm the one on the show, but
- 7:08you know, I I haven't practiced law in a while, but you know,
- 7:10that's some legitimate issues there.
- 7:11Like who owns the copyrights to to the broadcast recording?
- 7:14You know, is it the radio station?
- 7:15Is it the producer? If it's the radio station, what
- 7:17are the limitations? You know, where can you use it?
- 7:19Where can't you use it? All those sorts of things.
- 7:22So that's the reason why I come here and I make these summary
- 7:24recordings. Oh, by the way, for those of you
- 7:28listening to the broadcast for the first time, my name is
- 7:31Tavishima Ayede. I'm a former lawyer turned
- 7:34business consultant. And yes, I also host a radio
- 7:37show. And now I have guested on
- 7:39somebody else's radio show. So that's the background in case
- 7:42you're hearing me say all these things.
- 7:44They are wondering who is this guy and what's this whole thing
- 7:47about? Now this particular stream that
- 7:49you're listening to, here's my podcast.
- 7:52And over here what we do is business goodness, I come here
- 7:55almost every day trying to solve business problems.
- 7:58So we explore problems that people face in business, excuse
- 8:03me, still recovering from a cold, especially problems that
- 8:07can be solved by using good sales technique, good sales,
- 8:12good marketing practices. So that's what we do over here
- 8:16on the podcast. And just in case you're curious
- 8:19because you've never heard the name Tavishima before.
- 8:21Nope, I am not German. No, I am not.
- 8:25OK, Well, the name is not German.
- 8:27The name is not Irish. The name is not Indian.
- 8:30The name is not, you know, wherever else you know people
- 8:34say comes from. The name is Steve.
- 8:37I'm Steve. I'm from Benway State.
- 8:38So yes, I am that one Benway boy that you know who is on the
- 8:42podcasting airwaves, if you can't put it that way.
- 8:46All right, So yeah, then if you'd love to connect with me,
- 8:49you can call, send me a text message or a WhatsApp message on
- 8:5208064662140 in case you hear anything during this podcast
- 9:01recording. And so excuse me, we discussed
- 9:07some simple decisions here that kill businesses, and then you
- 9:09recognize that you're facing one of those issues.
- 9:11If you like my opinion on something like that, then yeah,
- 9:13sure, reach out. 08064662140. When you're reaching out, don't
- 9:21be shy. No, they're here.
- 9:22I'm OK with giving people free business advice.
- 9:25Just let me know in the very first message that that is what
- 9:28you want and that's the reason why you're reaching out to me.
- 9:30Then we'll schedule a call and I'll answer one question only
- 9:36for those of you who are shy and don't want to talk because I
- 9:39actually did meet. Well, not meet per SE, because
- 9:43she sent me a message on WhatsApp.
- 9:46And in the six years I've been doing this, I finally met one
- 9:48podcast listener who actually did not want to talk.
- 9:51Most people, when I say let's go on the call, you know, they look
- 9:54forward to it. And then some people are
- 9:56surprised that I actually do call because they don't expect
- 9:58me to call. But yeah, I've actually met one
- 10:00person who didn't want to talk over the phone.
- 10:04So in case you're like that, sure, no problem, let me know
- 10:07and I'll answer that one question by text.
- 10:11But then if you want us to go in depth to explore some of these
- 10:16errors, how it relates to your business and to create a plan
- 10:19for coming out of it, we'll have to set up a consult consulting
- 10:23session. And don't worry, we have, I have
- 10:26packages available all the way from big boys, big boys and
- 10:32girls, middle class boys and girls all the way down to our no
- 10:35get money. We have packages for you.
- 10:37So except if you have 0 naira, then you're just limited to one
- 10:42question only. All right, so let's go straight
- 10:44into it now because I've already wasted like 10 minutes on
- 10:47preamble. OK, so simple decisions that
- 10:50kill small businesses. By the way, I'm not going to do
- 10:53this in pigeon English. So if you are waiting to hear me
- 10:56go off in Broadcast Pigeon for the next 20 minutes, I'm sorry
- 11:01to disappoint you, but I'm never doing that again.
- 11:03That was just too tough. OK, so First off, you know, I'd
- 11:07like to define things so that we're all on the same page now.
- 11:10Simple just means it doesn't have too many parts.
- 11:13You're not considering too many things.
- 11:15Another way for another, or let's say now alternative, a
- 11:20different word for saying that would be small.
- 11:22So small errors. But unfortunately, these errors
- 11:25have big implications for your businesses.
- 11:27In fact, at this point in the show, I had to the the host of
- 11:33the show, Father Sly, I had to argue Father Sly because Father
- 11:36Sly was saying that lots of people, you know, some people
- 11:42say no weapon fashion against me shall prosper.
- 11:44OK, Now Father Sly was saying that some people, it's not even
- 11:48a matter of enemies, are fashioning something against you
- 11:51like you are the one who is bringing your business down by
- 11:53yourself. And I was happy to hear him say
- 11:54that because it's something I've been saying steady on this
- 11:57podcast and I say a lot that look, there are lots of things
- 12:00that are mitigating against the business.
- 12:02You know, the economy is harsh and yes, maybe pop sequel to
- 12:05somebody in a village. So some people are putting eye
- 12:07on your family and they don't like you and they don't like
- 12:09your progress. Definitely now on day and maybe
- 12:12your employees, you know, they're all thieves and you know
- 12:14all of that. So all these issues are there
- 12:17standard, but then there are things that you yourself, the
- 12:22business owner or the professional sales person,
- 12:25there's some things that you you're using your hand to do and
- 12:28it's bringing you down. So my focus has always been on
- 12:32let us fix these errors, at least the one with their hand,
- 12:35you know, the one that we can address.
- 12:37Sharp, sharp, deal with those ones and don't worry about the
- 12:39enemies later. All right?
- 12:42As if we can do anything about the enemies.
- 12:44Because honestly speaking, you know, if people are giving you a
- 12:46bad eye from the village, I also don't know the solution, you
- 12:49know, just sit down and pray, I guess.
- 12:52Alright, so we looked at it in a couple of buckets.
- 12:54We looked at financial decisions that bring your business down,
- 12:57personal decisions that bring your business down, operational
- 12:59decisions that bring your business down and then strategic
- 13:04decisions that bring your business down.
- 13:07Now, of course, financial decisions are decisions that are
- 13:09related to naira and Kobo, related to money.
- 13:12And some of the things that we spoke about over on the show
- 13:15yesterday were Co mingling, poor record keeping, taxes and then
- 13:19salary. So Co mingling is something that
- 13:22we've spoken about a lot on the podcast because people calling
- 13:25and they have the, so I'm not calling, excuse me, people send
- 13:29me messages and they're having these sorts of issues in their
- 13:32business. And unfortunately, because I am
- 13:35a sales specialist, not a financial or personal wealth or
- 13:40you know, that is not my strong suit.
- 13:43So this is not something I can help people on at all, at all.
- 13:49But at least I know enough to tell people that you shouldn't
- 13:53be doing this. So the first financial decision
- 13:58that brings people's business down is Co mingling.
- 14:01Now, Co mingling just means you're running joint accounts
- 14:04have been mixed accounts, you know, so you want to pay school
- 14:06fees and then you take money from the business account and
- 14:09then you pay school fees. You know, you're in the market,
- 14:13you want to buy food and then you take money from the business
- 14:16account and then you use it to buy food or somebody wants to
- 14:21place an order. You tell the person to send it
- 14:23into your personal account. Later on you intend to remit it
- 14:26back into the corporate account. But you know how these things
- 14:28are now. Once it enter your personal
- 14:30account, you spend one or two things here and then later on
- 14:33you're trying to track how much did Caviarzi transfer?
- 14:37Did he transfer 2.8 million or did he transfer 2.765?
- 14:43You know, so that is where things start getting a little
- 14:47hazy. Now, the reason why this is a
- 14:50problem is because when you're doing joint business, remember
- 14:54that when you get into business, the whole point is you're trying
- 14:56to make a profit. When you're, you know, mixing
- 14:59account like this, you just join everything like that.
- 15:02You actually cannot figure out what is your profit and what is
- 15:04your loss. You cannot sit down and you
- 15:07can't decide whether this business is moving forward in a
- 15:09healthy manner or whether this business has quite a shocker.
- 15:15And so if you can't decide if the business is healthy, if it
- 15:18has problems and where the problems might be, how you go
- 15:20about rescuing the business. But then again, if you're just
- 15:27commingling funds like this, you end up eating your capital, as
- 15:30you like to say, in this part of the world.
- 15:33So the way someone explained it to me when I was much younger
- 15:36was this because I'm from Benoit State, I'm from farming
- 15:40community, you know, Benoit State, Natural State, Plateau
- 15:44State, you know, all those areas or from traditional farming
- 15:47communities. So the way someone explained it
- 15:49to me was this, Let's say you're a farmer and you have 100 heads
- 15:54of yam. No, I don't know how to describe
- 15:58it. Like, you know, the the top of
- 15:59yam, the one that sprouts that green thing, you know, you cut
- 16:02it, you can use that to plant other yams.
- 16:05So let's say you have 100 of those and then you go and you
- 16:07plant 100 and then the harvest is good and maybe you harvest.
- 16:14So excuse me, you, you harvest, I don't know, 120 or 150.
- 16:21So the guy explained it to me is this.
- 16:22If you harvest 150 yams and then you eat all 150, you eat
- 16:29everything clean mouth as in eat it nice.
- 16:32By the time the next planting season comes round, you do not
- 16:36have anything to plant again because you ate it all.
- 16:40So those of you who farm cause me to be honest, I never did any
- 16:45farming. The most farming I did was in
- 16:48Agrik when we studied at Agrik in GSS 1, GSS 123.
- 16:52That's the last farming I did because we farmed watermelon, we
- 16:56farmed corn, we farmed yam, and I can't remember what else you
- 17:01know, It was part of the practical.
- 17:03You have your plot, you, you farm your crop.
- 17:07And yeah, it was an exciting, it was an exciting time.
- 17:10I had this bright idea that I would urinate on my corn to give
- 17:14it, to give it fertilizer. And I found out, I found out the
- 17:20hardwood that unfortunately urine isn't, let's just say if
- 17:26you want to, if you're looking for fertilizer, go and get
- 17:28fertilizer. Don't, don't urinate on your on
- 17:30your plants. It's not a good idea.
- 17:33It kills them. So where was I now?
- 17:39So if you harvest 150 heads of yam, you don't eat all 150, you
- 17:45keep some. So that's how the person who
- 17:48explained it to me, that's how the person explained the seed
- 17:50capital. So the rationale is the same.
- 17:52In business, you don't eat oil money.
- 17:54So money comes in, you know, if if, if, if 2026 turns out to be
- 18:00a good year and you make 140 million in profits, you don't go
- 18:06and spend all 140 million. You flex with some.
- 18:08Some is meant to be reinvested back into the business.
- 18:11And that's all to guarantee future returns.
- 18:14You know, for 2027. Yeah.
- 18:16I'm making this podcast recording as at 2026.
- 18:21Right. Sorry.
- 18:22Excuse me. Yeah, I know it's unprofessional
- 18:24to be sniffling. I'm just recovering from a cold.
- 18:27So. Yeah.
- 18:28So you'll be eroding your capital.
- 18:29So that's why commingling not good at all.
- 18:32You can't figure out if the company is healthy or not.
- 18:35And in the case that the company is healthy, you might be
- 18:36shopping your capital and you have absolutely no idea.
- 18:40Then of course you spoke about the dangers of not doing good
- 18:44record keeping, not tracking your expenses and inputs.
- 18:47And so because of that, you can't even figure out profit or
- 18:49loss. If you don't know whether your
- 18:51company is healthy or not, you know it affects the, you know,
- 18:58all the, the planning and the activities that you do to try
- 19:01and get things back on track. All I put it, you need to know
- 19:04that your business is off track first of all before you can
- 19:06rescue it. And if you're not been keeping
- 19:08good records, you're not going to be able to do that.
- 19:10Then of course, taxes, lots of us don't pay our taxes and we
- 19:15are lucky that the civil service in Nigeria is poorly manned and
- 19:21funded. So because of that, it takes a
- 19:24while, but eventually you will hear from them.
- 19:27I've heard from tax people twice.
- 19:31My brother, before he left for our Agri business, he heard from
- 19:34tax people once. I've met some people who have
- 19:37never heard from tax people at all.
- 19:38That is, they never track you down, they never send you a
- 19:40letter. But chances are eventually
- 19:42they'll find you and they will calculate everything for you
- 19:46because you didn't give them figure.
- 19:47They will manufacture figures and calculate for you.
- 19:49They'll say, look, you started this business in the year 2020,
- 19:52it's currently 2026. We've never seen you file any
- 19:55single thing. So for value added tax, this is
- 19:58what you owe for corporate income tax, this is what you owe
- 20:01for this disease, this is and then come and slam you 10s of
- 20:05millions or hundreds of millions.
- 20:06And then quarrel will start. And if you're able to settle the
- 20:13bill, and let's just say it's, it's not, it's not, it's not a
- 20:18nice process and you can end up spending quite a bit of money
- 20:21from paying the penalties. To pay for lawyers, to pay for
- 20:24accountants or whatever. Then another mistake that we
- 20:30looked at was salary. Father Sly was shocked.
- 20:34OK, not shocked. Maybe he did it for dramatic
- 20:36effect. But at this point, when I
- 20:37mentioned the salary thing, the studio engineer, the guy put his
- 20:40hand on his head because he had never heard that before.
- 20:43So lots of us who run businesses, we don't know
- 20:45actually, but we're supposed to pay ourselves salary the same
- 20:48way you pay a cleaner the salary, you pay your marketer
- 20:51salary, you pay your store clerk salary, you pay everybody's
- 20:55salary, even you all guys supposed to get a salary fixed
- 20:58and you pay your and it comes up with an accountant because you
- 21:02know this number specialty. So your salary fixed, you pay
- 21:06taxes on top your own salaries off.
- 21:09So the way my first accountant explained it to me is that lots
- 21:13of we business owners in Nigeria, we have this cultural
- 21:15drawdown. Drawdown just means, you know,
- 21:19you need to do something. You just took an inside the
- 21:21company expense and then you just draw down, collect money.
- 21:25You want to sort yourself at the end of the month, you don't have
- 21:27a fixed salary. So you just took an inside
- 21:29company account and then you draw down.
- 21:32So we have this cultural drawdown, drawdown for my
- 21:37accountant at the time, the one that was the first accountant.
- 21:40The way he advised me was, look, continue to draw down, but shall
- 21:44I write the drawdown? Let me see the drawdown, then
- 21:47we'll discuss all the drawing down.
- 21:49The one that was necessary. The one that was not necessary
- 21:51will now know how to approach on everything.
- 21:53But shall he warned me, Stanley, I suppose they pay myself
- 21:57salary. So yeah, you should be paying
- 21:59yourself a salary. So these are some small errors
- 22:02that will make that make it difficult for us to grow our
- 22:05businesses. And you can see that for the
- 22:07financial decisions that we've discussed here, you know, they,
- 22:11they impinge on our ability to determine whether the company is
- 22:14running at profits or running at a loss.
- 22:16And in some cases, we're going to end up eroding the capital
- 22:19that we should be using to invest in, you know, the next
- 22:24round of business growth. Then we looked at personal
- 22:27decisions. I brought up the issue of work
- 22:30ethic. And that's because, OK, at this
- 22:35point now, I've spend most of my time in Abuja instead of Lagos.
- 22:39I don't know how negotiates, I don't know how old are they run?
- 22:42You know, I don't know how you guys run your things.
- 22:44But in Abuja, there's this whole idea of, you know, my own boss.
- 22:47And so some people just, you know, whatever, you know, I only
- 22:52be at the office at 10:00. They'll go in at 10:00 tomorrow.
- 22:56Let me go in at 2:00 next tomorrow.
- 22:58Oh, OK, let me come in at 7:00 AM.
- 23:00So they just do it anyhow. Anyhow, up, down, up, down.
- 23:03Sometimes you wake up and say I don't feel like it so you won't
- 23:05come into the office again. SO1 error that we're all lots of
- 23:11us are making is we're not treating it like our brothers
- 23:12and sisters. We're in 9 to 5 S Our brothers
- 23:16and sisters would answer, Olga would answer, yes, Sir.
- 23:19You know, they have fixed times clocking at 8:30, clocking at 9.
- 23:23Do not clock out at 4-5. We should have a similar
- 23:25attitude. I respect that.
- 23:27So, but you know, decide you know, if it is 12 to 6 and then
- 23:31do your 12 to 6. If it is 9:00 to 8:00 in the
- 23:34evening, do your 9 to 8, whatever a teacher just decide
- 23:38and then stick to it. Then we also looked at a case
- 23:41study. Well, not a case study per SE.
- 23:43Yeah, a case study because the host for the slide wanted to
- 23:48know about one of his neighbors who runs apos business and the
- 23:52guy does to do anyhow anyhow and we we looked at it and know that
- 23:56this guy is losing lots of money because he likes to stroll into
- 24:00the market like around 12 one but then fathers lines reasoning
- 24:05and he's very correct is that at least in Abuja anyway, there are
- 24:08lots of people who say like, oh, the market is terrible.
- 24:11There's no parking it is hot and then I have to go to work.
- 24:14So what lots of people do is that they try and target early
- 24:17morning you know go to the office signing then rush to the
- 24:22market you know buy one or two things and then come back you
- 24:25know sharp sharp. So there's an early morning
- 24:29rush, people trying to get in from the market.
- 24:31So he was advising his friend, Look, you're losing revenue.
- 24:35And that's one thing some of you don't understand.
- 24:37Some of you say, oh, I'm my own boss.
- 24:40But then you're not paying attention.
- 24:41In fact, you're not your own boss.
- 24:42The customer is the boss. That's the bad news I'm bringing
- 24:45for you guys today. You're not your own boss.
- 24:47The customer is the boss. So it's customers that determine
- 24:50like what's up if you want to be sleeping and waking up every day
- 24:54by let's say 11:00 in the morning, then you now stroll
- 24:58into the office or stroll into your studio by 12 one.
- 25:02But by then 12/1, there's really like maybe 30 messages in your
- 25:08Instagram DM because people are asking for people are making
- 25:12inquiries. Then I'm, I'm sorry, it's not up
- 25:15to your preference anymore. By the time you show up at
- 25:1711:12, there's already 20 messages.
- 25:19You guys should be coming earlier.
- 25:22If people start sending messages from around 7:00 in the morning,
- 25:24then hey, I guess that should be your start time.
- 25:29But you're not your home boss and we need to have a work ethic
- 25:32like our brothers and sisters who are doing 9:00 to 5:00.
- 25:35So decide show up. The reason why this is a problem
- 25:39is if you don't put in the hours, you're not going to do
- 25:42enough work to gain traction on your business idea.
- 25:45It's that simple. Other people who are doing the
- 25:48work, they will come and overtake you sharply.
- 25:55So you know, this is one of the reasons why I say it's not the
- 26:00idea that is the main thing. It's the, the execution.
- 26:03This business idea you have, you are not the only person who has
- 26:06this idea. If you like, don't execute it
- 26:09well, another person who is sharp, who is not sleeping, who
- 26:12is not slacking, will go on overtake you.
- 26:16You'll be shouting. But I thought about it first.
- 26:18I was the originator, like who does not want to help?
- 26:20You're the originator, but the other person is not making all
- 26:23the money. And So what?
- 26:27So that was one then. OK.
- 26:31We also looked at energy management because
- 26:33entrepreneurs, business people, self-employed people, yes, it's
- 26:37a pandemic. We don't we don't sleep.
- 26:40We're very lousy with our sleep because we think we're our own
- 26:43boss. And so because we don't sleep,
- 26:46we're stressed, we're overweight, what else?
- 26:50And then we have cognitive impairment.
- 26:52That means you're not sleeping. So because of that, you are not
- 26:54thinking well. You are not thinking fresh.
- 26:58You won't realize how bad it is until, you know, maybe one day
- 27:01you have a very good night. And then you realize that, oh,
- 27:04OK, So this thing I've been doing since, you know, for the
- 27:09last decade, I've just been suffering myself.
- 27:11So poor judgment because you're not sleeping well, you're not
- 27:16exercising. Good, good judgment at all, at
- 27:19all at all in your business. So make sure you get some rest.
- 27:23And we spoke about some operational issues in managing a
- 27:26business. Some of them you guys are
- 27:27already familiar with because I keep talking about it over and
- 27:29over again. And I spoke about how people
- 27:32have no, SO PS no standard operating procedures in their
- 27:36business. And I defined an SOP as an
- 27:39instruction that you give to your employees because remember
- 27:42this show was impeaching. So whenever I was dropping any
- 27:45of these big terms like standard operating procedure, I had to
- 27:48now define them. And for you to understand my
- 27:51plight, can you now think about how you would define the
- 27:56standard operating procedure in Broadcast Pigeon?
- 28:00Man, that was an experience and I am glad, I'm very glad that
- 28:04none of you were there to hear it because you guys did have
- 28:07spent more time laughing than paying attention to what it is
- 28:10that I, that I was saying. It was dreadful.
- 28:13I'm glad none of you heard it, and I am glad that none of you
- 28:17ever will. And I'm not doing that again.
- 28:20So no Sops because we need to leave some form of instructions
- 28:26so that we know before we can delegate things to people.
- 28:28So from a sales perspective, now, that's one that vex me the
- 28:31most. I'm currently talking to someone
- 28:33who wants to scale his business and he wants to hire a head of
- 28:37sales and things like that. And in fact, there's more than
- 28:41one guy and I'm trying to get them to understand that.
- 28:43Look, relax, relax. Let's pause this thing for like
- 28:452 months first. Let's pause for two months
- 28:48because you're bringing in somebody to head business, to
- 28:51head sales. But The thing is, you're not
- 28:54giving this person a playbook. You're not giving him a script,
- 28:56You're not telling him this is who we're chasing.
- 28:58This is how we sell. This is how we do this.
- 29:01This is how we do that. The guy will call me and begin
- 29:03to use idea to run your own business.
- 29:07He'll be using his own idea to run his own.
- 29:11His own idea to run your own business.
- 29:13Can you see the tension thereof? Of course.
- 29:17We'll end up doing things that will piss you off.
- 29:20But don't blame him. You didn't give him instruction
- 29:22now. You didn't give the guy outline.
- 29:24You brought the guy in. The guy talks good.
- 29:26He looks good. Or, you know, the baby's fine.
- 29:29She's yellow. She get connection.
- 29:30You know it's OK. Yeah, sure.
- 29:31Begin. Start on Monday.
- 29:33Next you begin the quarrel. You say I thought you were a
- 29:35salesperson. It's massive.
- 29:37She's a bad salesperson. She just brought her in and left
- 29:40her on her own. You didn't give her guideline.
- 29:43So what is she doing now? Of course she's manufacturing.
- 29:46You know, she's making stuff up as she goes or she's running it
- 29:51how she will run it if it was her own business.
- 29:54Meanwhile, her own idea. No blend with your own idea so
- 29:59you can have these conversations.
- 30:02So that's why I tell people, look, before we bring in
- 30:04somebody to be head of sales, head of this head of that like
- 30:07relax your current selling process.
- 30:09How well do you understand it? Let's put it down in writing.
- 30:11What can we put on paper so that by the time we're bringing
- 30:14somebody in the nature of the conversation will be now look,
- 30:17welcome to this organization. This is what we're about.
- 30:20This is what we do. These are the customers you run
- 30:23after. This is how we go after them.
- 30:24This is our playbook. This is how we go and grow
- 30:29sales. Look at this framework.
- 30:31Can you apply this framework or can you improve upon this
- 30:35framework? That will be the conversation.
- 30:39When you have that kind of thing, it makes your job a lot
- 30:41easier because there's some people who come in and say, oh,
- 30:43really now, Sona, they do. I'm, I'm sorry, I can't do this.
- 30:48So for one of my customers and one of my clients, you know,
- 30:52that's, that's how I was wanted to bring in the sales manager
- 30:55and they thought the person was a good candidate.
- 30:57And so they handed her over to me to have a conversation with
- 31:01her. Oh, by the way, I don't offer
- 31:03this as a service, only do it for people who are my friends.
- 31:06And you're only my friend if you have given me money.
- 31:10So obviously there's somebody who has given me money before.
- 31:12So for me to look at somebody as a sales manager, you know, sure
- 31:14it's not a problem. But if you want to have a chat
- 31:18about candidates that you want to employ, call me, send me a
- 31:23text message or a WhatsApp message. 0806466 2140.
- 31:29Remember, if you want free advice, one question only, you
- 31:32want us to do something in depth and you want us to become
- 31:35friends. You guys to pay me money, Then
- 31:39where was I? So she was like, Oh yeah, sure,
- 31:43I can do this, I can do this. And then I all said, OK, good.
- 31:46I noticed that where you are coming from, where you are
- 31:51coming from, the organizations you have worked with before,
- 31:55those ones were outbound organizations.
- 31:58The strategy there was outbound. You wake up, you go out, you
- 32:01begin to pursue people. This one that you're coming into
- 32:04is mostly an inbound LED organization.
- 32:07That is, they're putting things out on social media, they're
- 32:09running advertisements, they're trying to entice customers to
- 32:12come in. So I asked her, will that be a
- 32:14problem for you? She was like, well, I can still
- 32:18be doing outbound. Should I say?
- 32:19Of course, no, of course you can.
- 32:21You can still be doing all those things.
- 32:22Traditionally, what you do before, it's not a problem, but
- 32:25you just know that the bulk of the work is you're in the office
- 32:29and you and your team are making phone calls and receiving phone
- 32:32calls. Say no problem, she can do it.
- 32:35Then when we started now discussing particular outbound
- 32:38strategies that she wants to employ, that doesn't quite gel
- 32:42with the company that she's being interviewed for.
- 32:44You can see all these kind of conversation now.
- 32:47This is the reason why we need to have some of these things in
- 32:49writing. This is who we are.
- 32:51These are our customers. This is how we chase them.
- 32:54This is how we close the deal. This is how we toss them.
- 32:57This is how negotiate this, how you know everything.
- 33:01By the time you start talking to somebody, some people can say,
- 33:03oh, is it like this? Oh, I'm sorry, I can't do that.
- 33:06And then they will leave and you know, there's no quarrel.
- 33:10It's better to do things like that that for you to do by
- 33:13force. By force.
- 33:14You want to hire somebody and then you hire the person and
- 33:18then later you will start quarreling.
- 33:20You see, it's not as if these, these people, these are sales
- 33:23managers that you hire and, and sales people, it's not as if
- 33:27they're bad people. It's just that you did not come
- 33:29up with a standard operating procedure.
- 33:32You didn't tell them what is what.
- 33:33You didn't tell them what's up. You didn't tell them that, look,
- 33:36this is my house. That's all with their own
- 33:37things. So they have come in and they're
- 33:39using their own idea. Their own idea is not blending
- 33:42with your own idea. So therefore there will be
- 33:44quarrel just one of those things.
- 33:48So we all need to have standard operating procedures in our
- 33:51businesses. Even if you don't have anywhere
- 33:53else a beg for sales, there needs to be very, very clear
- 33:56guidelines. You don't just bring in boys and
- 33:58girls and say, Oh yeah, go and sell.
- 34:00Nah, it's not like that. You guys give them some guidance
- 34:03if you don't have Sops, standard operating procedures to be any
- 34:08quality control in your business.
- 34:10So salespeople, they will just be anyhow.
- 34:12Anyhow, some will be up, some will be down.
- 34:14No quality control when it comes to producing your your product.
- 34:18Let's say you know, you run the fashion outfit.
- 34:20There's no standard operating procedure.
- 34:22This is how we stitch. This is how we cross stitch.
- 34:25This is how we bid. This is how we sold that.
- 34:29This is how we do this is how we do that.
- 34:31There's no template your customers club to just be up and
- 34:35down just be. Anyhow, no quality control.
- 34:37So standard operating procedure, quality control, nice customer
- 34:42experience. Yeah.
- 34:46So as I would need all these operational issues buttoned up.
- 34:49Then on strategic, OK, we didn't get to discuss strategic
- 34:52planning and all that because we ran out of time.
- 34:54But on the strategic thing, I'd say the biggest mistake we make
- 34:57is we don't take time to, we don't take time to breathe and
- 35:01reflect, which is normal because you know, Nigeria is, you know
- 35:05how Nigeria is now a lot of us are just getting by, you know,
- 35:11just the raw farm, you know, week to week, day-to-day, month
- 35:14to month. So you get to the end of the
- 35:16year, you breathe a sigh of relief, you do some more dirty
- 35:19December and then January you're back on the horse, begin the
- 35:22horse again. But we actually need to do
- 35:24periodic review. We need to take time, we need to
- 35:26take stock. You know, every single quarter
- 35:28we relax and say, OK, how do we do what happened?
- 35:31Well, every single month we relax, OK, how do we do what
- 35:34happened? Did we keep the goal?
- 35:36Did we go higher? Did we go lower, lower?
- 35:39Like what's going on? So quarterly or monthly or
- 35:41yearly or whatever sharp guys be doing periodic review, we hit
- 35:46our goals, you know, all these kind of things.
- 35:48So I'm having all these conversations on a on a periodic
- 35:53basis that you now know is the company growing?
- 35:57I'll be, is he dying? I'll be are we stagnating?
- 36:00Then you now know, you now be able to brainstorm and figure
- 36:04out the things you need to do to move the business forward.
- 36:09Now, if you don't do this, as far as strategy and growth are
- 36:13concerned, you don't know these periodic reviews.
- 36:15What happens is after a while, you stagnate.
- 36:19You become irrelevant because you're still doing the same
- 36:21thing in 2026 that you are doing in 2021.
- 36:26But your competition, you know, they're more agile, they're more
- 36:30sharp, you know, and because of that, they'll be able to plot
- 36:34one or two things. And before you know it, they
- 36:37overtake you. Someone they used to look at
- 36:39before as a small boy, you wake up one day and the guy is yoga.
- 36:43So me and my former business partner, Shagun used to handle
- 36:46video was that sort of thing. You know, there was a time when
- 36:49if you came to Abuja and you called any name, anybody knew.
- 36:54The guys I used to work with video, everybody knew them.
- 36:56But then there were these upstarts who came in and before
- 37:02you know it, I won't call the company name.
- 37:04But now they're everywhere, everywhere.
- 37:06This is the last British Council gig that they were doing I think
- 37:11for inclusive schools that I tried bidding on it like I
- 37:15didn't even stand a chance because those people don't like
- 37:17they have cornered the market, they collect everything.
- 37:20So any big event that is going on now, international corporate
- 37:23center, things like that, you see there are trucks everywhere,
- 37:25there are trucks everywhere, there are logos everywhere,
- 37:27there are cameramen like they Jaws, you know.
- 37:31So the people that I outsource my video to, you know, they had
- 37:33a head start because they have been in Abuja for quite a long
- 37:37time. But you get comfortable, you're
- 37:40not taking time, you're not doing periodic reviews, you
- 37:43don't sit down, you don't think, you're not strategizing.
- 37:46Another person will come either with better strategy or better
- 37:49capital or better execution. They will just leap for you.
- 37:53And before you know it, the only thing you will say is, you know,
- 37:56I was a pioneer, but of course, I was a pioneer does not pay the
- 37:59bills. And then of course, nobody will
- 38:01believe you anyway. So it's like with me and this
- 38:04consulting thing and this podcasting thing, but I don't
- 38:07play my cards right. In other 10 years, if some other
- 38:12young buck has come and overtaken me, the best I can say
- 38:15is that I started before him. But who will believe me?
- 38:17Because people will look around and say, uncle, yeah, we see
- 38:19you, but we also see this guy or we see this girl shining bright,
- 38:24shining star. Don't even believe me anyway.
- 38:27So forget about bragging rights. Let's take time.
- 38:30Let's review, let's strategize. And overall, sharp, let's stop
- 38:34doing all this much more mistake that kill our businesses.
- 38:38So if you'd love to get in touch, if you want to connect,
- 38:43you can call, send me a text message or WhatsApp message on
- 38:4608064662140. If you've heard anything that
- 38:55you clearly identify with and you think it might be an issue,
- 38:58you want to have a quick conversation to see how we can
- 39:01help resolve some of those issues.
- 39:03No wahala, just reach out 08064662140 if you want free
- 39:11advice. It's not a problem.
- 39:13I'm open to that. Just make sure you tell me in
- 39:16the first conversation. Make sure you tell me in the
- 39:18first message. Make sure you tell me in the
- 39:21first DM. That is free advice that you're
- 39:23looking for. We'll set up a time, we'll have
- 39:25a conversation. You don't want to talk over the
- 39:27phone. You're shy, that is not a
- 39:29problem as well because having spoken page in English for one
- 39:36hour yesterday, I can understand when you're doing something and
- 39:38it's not comfortable, you know it's not fun.
- 39:40So you're not comfortable with that.
- 39:41Cool. We'll continue chatting, but I
- 39:43will answer one question only if for your advice is what you're
- 39:47looking for. If you want us to go in depth,
- 39:50some of these operational issues, some of these financial
- 39:55issues, in fact, for the financial issues, to be honest,
- 39:58I suppose refer you to somebody else because that's not my area
- 40:01of Forte. But at least I'll be able to
- 40:03tell you what the problem is and then tell you which other kind
- 40:06of professional you should be looking for next.
- 40:08Because fixing it will not be my own area of specialty.
- 40:13But you want us to go in depth, figure out whether these
- 40:16problems exist, how bad the problems are, come up with a
- 40:20plan, then we'll have to set up a proper consulting session.
- 40:23So if you're a big boy or girl, you're like Khashoggi, I got
- 40:26you. If you're a middle class person,
- 40:27no problem, I got you. You don't get money, No problem,
- 40:30I got you. If you're totally broke, like
- 40:33zip 099, no problem, I got you. I'll answer one question.
- 40:36Either way, you reach out to me. I promise you, you definitely
- 40:40will get some value. I promise you there's nobody who
- 40:43hasn't come across my path, who has not said that was a valuable
- 40:48experience. There has been nobody that said,
- 40:51OK, well, there's one, one of my one of my ex girlfriends.
- 40:55It's not as if I have many. Yeah, but for her, yeah, she she
- 40:58says that meeting me was an absolute waste of time.
- 41:00So apart from my ex, everybody else has come across my path.
- 41:05They say they got value for me. So thank you very much for your
- 41:08time and attention. I'll catch you all some other
- 41:11time.