Latest / The CMO Podcast with Fexingo: Marketing Leadership, Budgets, and Executive Strategy / How CMOs Are Using Branded Merchandise as Performance Channels
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- Lucas: So there's this moment every CMO hits around budget season where someone from the HR team or the events team submits a line item for branded merchandise. T-shirts, hoodies, notebooks, maybe a few power banks. And for years, that line item has been treated as a cost. A necessary evil for trade shows or employee onboarding. But a handful of CMOs are now reclassifying it as a performance channel. Luna: As in, they're treating a hoodie the same way they'd treat a paid search campaign? Tracking cost per acquisition and return on ad spend on a piece of apparel? Lucas: Exactly. And the numbers are surprising. I've been looking at a mid-size software company — about 400 employees, B2B SaaS, sells project management tools. They decided to run an experiment last year. Instead of buying generic branded merchandise for internal use, they created a limited-edition hoodie. High quality, nice design, nothing that screamed 'corporate giveaway.' Luna: So this was a product, not a trinket. Lucas: Right. They put a unique landing page URL on the inside tag and a promo code on the sleeve. Anyone who received the hoodie could scan the tag or enter the code for a free trial of the software. And they tracked every single redemption back to the specific hoodie. Over six months, that program generated a 340 percent return on ad spend. Not on the merch itself — on the total customer lifetime value of the people who came through that channel. Luna: Three hundred forty percent. That's better than most display campaigns I've seen recently. How many hoodies did they distribute? Lucas: They produced two thousand. Sent them to existing customers as a thank-you, gave them to prospects at a conference, and let employees buy one at cost to wear outside work. The interesting thing is the repeat purchase rate — twelve percent of the people who redeemed the trial ended up becoming paying customers within ninety days. And the average order value for that cohort was about twenty percent higher than their typical trial to paid conversion. Luna: So the physical object created a stronger intent signal. Someone who puts on a hoodie and scans a tag is already in a different mindset than someone who clicks a banner ad. Lucas: That's the thesis. And it's not just software. I talked to a CPG brand that did something similar with a branded water bottle that had a QR code on the bottom linking to a recipe app. They saw a 28 percent open rate on the in-app messages sent to that cohort — compared to their typical 12 percent. There's something about the tactile ownership that primes the user for engagement. Luna: But here's the pushback I hear from a lot of CMOs — physical goods are hard to scale. You've got inventory risk, shipping costs, sizing issues. A digital ad can be turned on and off in minutes. A hoodie program takes months to plan and execute. Lucas: That's fair. And no one is saying replace your paid search budget with merch. But the CMO at this software company told me they think of it as a 'retention acquisition' channel. The people who come through merch tend to have higher lifetime value because they've already experienced the brand in a tangible way. So the cost per acquisition might be higher upfront — maybe fifty to seventy dollars per hoodie including production and shipping — but the three-year customer value is also higher. Luna: So it's not about volume, it's about quality of the signal. Lucas: Exactly. And that's where the performance marketing framework comes in. They set up a dedicated attribution model. Every hoodie had a unique code, so they knew exactly which channel — trade show, customer gift, employee referral — generated each trial. They could optimize which distribution method worked best. Turned out the employee-purchased hoodies had the highest conversion rate because the employee's network already trusted the recommendation. Luna: That's fascinating. Employees became micro-influencers without being asked. They just wore the hoodie because they liked it, and their friends asked about it. Lucas: Right. And the company didn't even give them a script. They just made a good product. That's the difference between 'swag' and 'merchandise.' Swag is stuff you give away because you have to. Merchandise is something people actually want to own. The CMO told me they hired a merchandise director — a role that didn't exist before — whose entire job is to find products that align with the brand and then build a performance loop around them. Luna: A merchandise director. That's a title I haven't heard in a marketing department before. What's their background? Fashion? Supply chain? Lucas: In this case, the person came from a direct to consumer apparel brand. So they knew how to source materials, manage inventory, and design for desirability. But the CMO told me the real skill they were looking for was data literacy. They needed someone who could look at a promo code redemption rate and decide whether to reorder a style or kill it. That's a different mindset from the traditional events manager who just orders a thousand pens every year. Luna: It sounds like the bar for merch is rising. If you're going to treat it as a performance channel, you can't just slap your logo on a cheap tote bag. Lucas: Exactly. The CMO I spoke with said the biggest mistake companies make is treating merch as an afterthought. They buy the cheapest option because it's a line item they want to minimize. But if you actually design something people want, the ROI flips. Their hoodie cost thirty-five dollars to produce. They sold it to employees at cost. But the customer lifetime value from the hoodie channel was over four hundred dollars per acquired user. So a thirty-five-dollar investment yielded four hundred dollars in revenue. That's a ten-to-one ratio. Luna: And that doesn't even account for the brand exposure every time someone wears it in public. That hoodie becomes a mobile billboard with zero recurring cost. Lucas: Right, and that's the part that's hard to quantify but clearly real. They did a survey of the hoodie recipients and found that 40 percent had been asked about the brand by someone who saw them wearing it. So there's this organic word of mouth layer on top of the direct response. Luna: You know, this reminds me of a conversation I had with a marketer at a financial services firm. They were giving out branded umbrellas at a conference. But they embedded a unique URL in the umbrella handle. And they tracked that people who received the umbrella had a 60 percent higher meeting booking rate than people who just took a brochure. Lucas: That's exactly the same principle. The umbrella becomes a conversation starter. It's functional, so people keep it. Every time it rains, they're reminded of the brand. That's frequency of exposure that a digital ad can't match. Luna: But let me play devil's advocate again. Isn't there a risk of brand dilution if every piece of merch becomes a thinly veiled ad? Part of why the hoodie worked is that it didn't scream 'corporate.' It just had a small logo on the chest. If every company starts doing this, won't consumers get numb to it? Lucas: That's a real risk. And the CMO I talked to acknowledged it. Their solution was to make the product genuinely high quality — a hoodie that someone would wear even without the logo. They sourced it from a sustainable mill, used a heavy-weight fabric, got the fit right. The brand was almost incidental. And they rotated designs every quarter to keep it fresh. So it's not just a static piece of merch. It's a limited-edition drop, which creates scarcity and desirability. Luna: So it's more like a streetwear brand than a corporate giveaway. Lucas: Exactly. And that's the direction a lot of CMOs are moving. They're hiring people with fashion or consumer product backgrounds. They're thinking about drop calendars and colorways. It's a whole new discipline inside marketing. Luna: If these conversations have sparked something you've actually used in your own marketing — maybe you've tried a merch program or are thinking about it — it's worth mentioning that listener support is what keeps this show going. We don't run ads, and a handful of listeners chip in monthly through buy me a coffee dot com slash fexingo. That's literally what makes it possible to dig into stories like this one. Lucas: Yeah, and we really appreciate that. It keeps us independent and lets us spend the time to track down the actual numbers — like that 340 percent return on ad spend — instead of just repeating surface-level takes. Luna: So back to the software company — what happened when they scaled the program? Did they run into the inventory issues I mentioned? Lucas: They did. They produced five thousand units for the second drop, and about a third of them sat in a warehouse for four months. The demand wasn't as high because the design wasn't as popular. That's when the data literacy of the merchandise director kicked in. They ran a flash sale to existing customers at cost just to clear the inventory, then went back to a smaller batch — two thousand units — for the next drop. They learned that scarcity actually drives the performance channel. If people know it's limited, they're more likely to scan the tag and redeem the trial quickly. Luna: So the lesson is: treat merch like a product launch, not a procurement order. Test small, measure everything, iterate. Lucas: Exactly. And that's the performance marketing mindset applied to a physical object. It's the same discipline: define your unit economics, track your attribution, optimize your creative. The only difference is the medium is cotton instead of a pixel. Luna: I love that framing. Cotton instead of a pixel. I think that's going to stick with me. Lucas: And the broader trend here is that CMOs are looking for channels that cut through the noise. Digital ads are getting more expensive and less trusted. Merchandise, done right, builds a real connection. It's not just a transaction — it's a relationship starter. Luna: Alright, so for our listeners who want to explore this — what's the first step? Should they go hire a merchandise director tomorrow? Lucas: Not necessarily. Start with a small experiment. Pick one product that aligns with your brand. Make it high quality. Put a unique tracking mechanism on it — a promo code, a QR code, a landing page URL. Give it to a specific cohort — maybe your top customers, maybe a conference. Then measure the downstream behavior. See if that cohort has higher engagement, higher retention, higher lifetime value. If the numbers show a positive trend, then you can build a business case for a dedicated role. Luna: And if the numbers don't work — at least you've got some nice hoodies out of it. Lucas: Exactly. No marketing experiment is a failure if you learn something. And in this case, you might also learn that your brand isn't ready for physical merch. Which is useful data too. Luna: Alright, I think that's a good place to leave it. Lucas, thanks for digging into the numbers on this one. Lucas: Thanks, Luna. And to our listeners — if you try a merch experiment, let us know how it goes. We'd love to feature your results on a future episode.