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SwimfansEpisode 30 - Body of Evidence
look, i had about 6 gene shalit style madonna puns in here, but i'm going to spare you. i just really like madonna, man. this week is 1993's Body of Evidence…
SwimfansEpisode 29 - Obsessed
This week, Craig beats his record for comparative metaphors, Josh defends another movie no one else likes, and Alex hunts a film cryptid. It's Steve Shill's…
SwimfansEpisode 28 - Enough
Josh is watching you from the rafters, Alex is one of the lucky ones, and as sure as Craig is a coward, he will kick you. The Swimfans dive into the 2002…
SwimfansEpisode 27 - The Silence of the Lambs
Alex's anagrams are showing, Craig is being tricked into helping the FBI, and Josh is being tricked into the back of a van. It's Jonathan Demme's seminal work…
SwimfansEpisode 26 - The Handmaiden
The Swimfans enter a world of betrayal and eroticism, but this time it's actually really great. It's Park Chan-wook's The Handmaiden @Swimfanspod…
SwimfansEpisode 25 - Double Jeopardy
ok the movie is called DOUBLE JEOPARDY how does it not have a scene where police are all like "damn, we can't arrest her because she was already tried for this…
SwimfansEpisode 24 - Gone Girl
The Swimfans find themselves all in the same room for the first time in two years. They used this opportunity to discuss David Fincher's Gone Girl. For the one…
SwimfansEpisode 23 - Perfect Blue (With guest Matthew Jay)
Craig just has to buy Cow Brand milk, Alex got off the train left foot first and Josh has been hoarding Big Body Pizza. Special guest Matthew Jay, from [the…
SwimfansEpisode 22 - Bound
Craig brought you coffee, Josh is cuckolding your boyfriend and Alex is always covered in a fine layer of grease. We talk about our love for Wachowski nonsense…
SwimfansEpisode 21 - Raw
Craig shows Josh how to hunt, and forget 69, Alex just wants 666. It's Julia Ducournau's 2016 coming of age film Raw! @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com
SwimfansEpisode 20 - The Piano Teacher
We find Alex's box of chains. Everyone knows our views on Josh diverge. That is my dearest wish. Hands and feet tied behind my back and locked up next door to…
SwimfansEpisode J1 - Your Name
On the night of Josh's birthday, Alex and Craig find themselves in a love story out of time. Pauline Kael called THE SOUND OF MUSIC, "the sugar-coated lie…
SwimfansEpisode 19 - Santa Sangre
Maybe we should call it "Operation: Hot Mother." No, no, let's try to top that. They never did, and later, Operation: Hot Mother was under way. @swimfanspod…
SwimfansEpisode 18 - Disclosure
Josh needs his ten million dollars, Craig straps on the headset and is Alex "A Friend?" We find out in our third episode in the Michael Douglas Oeuvre…
SwimfansEpisode 17 - The Virgin Suicides
Josh brings Sofia Coppola's The Virgin Suicides to the show and Alex and Craig excuse themselves to their rooms. @swimfanspod
SwimfansEpisode 16 - The Neon Demon
Craig shoots me all the time, that's Alex's chair and Josh heard your parents are dead. We're all food in Nicolas Winding Refn's 2016 film, The Neon Demon…
SwimfansEpisode 15 - Confessions
Alex was disappointed to hear Craig wasn't being bullied anymore, and did you hear that? The sound of Josh disappearing forever. Our lives are forever ruined…
SwimfansEpisode 14 - Blue Velvet
Craig, Alex and Josh talk bugs, robins, and fascism in our discussion of Blue Velvet, the 1986 David Lynch film.
SwimfansEpisode 13 - Super Dark Times
Craig's actions have left Josh with severe paranoia. Alex was too concerned with anachronistic anime to tell. We come of age to Kevin Phillips' SUPER DARK…
SwimfansEpisode 12 - I Know Who Killed Me
Craig forgets to plug his leg in, Alex can't get the sink clean and Josh has a poor understanding of worm genitals. We hit the limits of what could seriously…
SwimfansEpisode 11 - Jawbreaker
Craig forgets to plug his leg in, Alex can't get the sink clean and Josh has a poor understanding of worm genitals. We hit the limits of what could seriously…
SwimfansEpisode 10 - Swimfan
Jessie Bradford logs off, Josh is murdered, we find Alex's OTHER ghoulbox, and YOU LOVE CRAIG, I KNOW IT! We discover ourselves in the forgotten 2002 teen…
SwimfansEpisode 9 - Fear
Reese Witherspoon plays a vicious T. Hawk, Alex killed a crackhead, Craig stole the keys from a corpse and Josh untied his bound and gagged mother. We all…
SwimfansEpisode 8 - The Crying Game
Forest Whitaker gets covered in vaseline, Alex gets run over by a tank, Josh teaches us proper kidnapping etiquette, and Craig unloads a full clip into…
SwimfansEpisode 7 - Black Swan
Natalie rolls, Alex finds his wild side, Craig teaches us how to make a waiter cry, and Josh was perfect. We look at Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan!…
SwimfansEpisode X1 - Eyes Wide Shut & Best of 2018
Tom Cruise can't get it in, Alex got the test results back, Craig was ready to give up everything, and you are ready to redeem Josh? It's a merry muthaphuckin'…
SwimfansEpisode 6 - Notes on a Scandal
Judi Dench learns to flirt, Craig never invited you to the fucking Dordogne, they loathed Alex at school, and people like Josh think they know what it is to be…
SwimfansEpisode 5 - Wild Things
Matt Dillon gets sun madness, Josh gets sticky, Alex is sorry, and Craig saw Kevin Bacon's dick and did not care. This week, we're taking a look and John…
SwimfansEpisode 4 - Showgirls
Elizabeth Berkley gets waterboarded, Alex thrusts it, and Josh saw you dance and was like, "Yes." This week, we return to the cynical world of Paul Verhoeven…
SwimfansEpisode 3 - Single White Female
Bridget Fonda adopts a ghoul, Josh falls into the incinerator, Alex is stuck in a cage, and Craig thought you'd like his new haircut! This week we're talking…
SwimfansEpisode 2 - Fatal Attraction
In this episode: Michael Douglas fears the liberated woman, Josh won't stop playing with the lights, and Alex keeps all his books on the floor. This week…
SwimfansEpisode 1 - Basic Instinct
We enter a world of psychosexual torture, interior design, the awful sweaters of Michael Douglas, the steely gaze of Sharon Stone, and a questionable VHS quiz…