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SwimfansEpisode 77 - She's All That
Craig got his MFA in hacky-sack performance art, all Josh needed to be beautiful was a little bit of mascara, and Alex NEVER goes back on a bet. If you like…
SwimfansSwimfans Mini - Suburban High (Talen Williams Interview)
Alex sits down with author Talen Williams to talk about his book series Suburban High, it's origins and it's influences. Pick up Suburban High here…
SwimfansEpisode 76 - Bring It On
it's the year 2020, if you still act like you don't love BRING IT ON, then you have some serious issues and you should talk to a therapist about it. but that's…
SwimfansEpisode 75 - The Perks of Being A Wallflower
The Swimfans watch The Perks of Being a Wallflower and can't seem to hold all these tropes! Join us for the unapologetically twee 2012 coming of age film…
SwimfansEpisode 74 - The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
Without adult (Alex) supervision this week, Craig and Josh keep it anime with the 2006 Mamoru Hosoda film, THE GIRL WHO LEAPT THROUGH TIME! swimfanspod.com
SwimfansSwimfans Mini - Millennium Actress
Anime club is back in session with 2001 Satoshi Kon film MILLENNIUM ACTRESS! Craig and Josh talk about haunted lighthouses, the allure of fictional men, and…
SwimfansEpisode 73 - Grind (with Matthew Jay)
The Swimfans are delighted to welcome back all-star Matthew Jay of Cartoons 101 and [the deep end] to discuss the exquisitely rare 2003 skateboarding film…
SwimfansEpisode 72 - The Breakfast Club
When we finished THE BREAKFAST CLUB, we found out that each one of us is a thot, a pawg, and a nasty ho. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the…
SwimfansEpisode 71 - Cruel Intentions
The Swimboys let their CRUEL INTENTIONS be known. It's the 1999 sleaze fest you know and hopefully don't love. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com
SwimfansEpisode J2 - Lu Over The Wall
It's J-2, baby!! On Josh's 2nd birthday episode, the Swimfans are back to anime with 2017 Masaaki Yuasa's film LU OVER THE WALL. Treat yourself to some…
SwimfansSwimfans Mini - Kakurenbo: Hide & Seek
It's your first day of Anime Club and the first day of Josh Week! The lads discuss the quarantine, characters in masks and Hatsune Miku while talking (briefly)…
SwimfansEpisode 70 - 10 Things I Hate About You
10 Things I Hate About Swimfans: • Nothing. We're very good. The princesses talk about 1999 Gil Junger film, 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU! swimfanspod.com…
SwimfansEpisode 69 - Can't Hardly Wait
I haven't seen this much teenage depravity outside of a Haneke film in years. It's 1998's CAN'T HARDLY WAIT. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com
SwimfansEpisode 68 - Juice
We find out which of the Swimfans has the JUICE now. swimfanspod.com @swimfanspod
SwimfansEpisode 67 - Clueless (With Marty Brueggemann)
The Swimfans complete their Heroes Three Pokedex as Marty Brueggeman joins us to talk about love between step-siblings and the joys of Amy Heckerling's…
SwimfansEpisode 66 - Varsity Blues
The big texas podcast princesses reconvene to stop football once and for all. The movie is Varsity Blues. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com
SwimfansEpisode 64 - House Party
Josh evades his father while Craig was supposed to pick up Alex and his DJ equipment hours ago! We're gonna have a HOUSE PARTY in our house. It is exactly my…
SwimfansEpisode 63 - Mean Girls
in an effort to not make this copy for Mark Waters 2004 teen movie classic MEAN GIRLS the exact same quotes we've heard a million times. I will randomly skip…
SwimfansSwimfans Mini - Man on Fire
swimfans watched tony scott's man on fire! swimfanspod.com @swimfanspod
SwimfansEpisode 62 - A.I. Artificial Intelligence
Craig had been warned not to explain anything to Josh, otherwise he would become frightened, and everything would be spoiled. But Craig's journey home belonged…
SwimfansEpisode 61 - Matrix Babies
Alex watched THE ONE. Craig watched BALLISTIC: ECKS VS SEVER. Josh watched EQUILIBRIUM. and now YOU have to deal with it. It's Matrix Babies! @swimfanspod…
SwimfansSwimfans Mini - The Animatrix
A brief discussion of The Animatrix. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com
SwimfansEpisode 60 - Videodrome
Death to VIDEODROME. Long live the new Josh. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com
SwimfansEpisode 59 - Ghost in the Shell (With Steve Yurko and Matthew Jay)
Josh and Alex are joined by Steve Yurko and Matthew Jay of The Deep End podcast to discuss Mamoru Oshii's 1995 film Ghost in the Shell. @swimfanspod…
SwimfansSwimfans - Decade in Review
The Swimfans bring you their personal Top 10 movies of the last decade. Just for you!
SwimfansEpisode 58 - Robocop
Josh is annihilated by thousands of bullets from a walking tank. Craig is covered in toxic waste and hit by a car. Alex is thrown through an incalculable…
SwimfansEpisode 57 - Johnny Mnemonic
"i want to get online. i need a computer."-keanu reeves in johnny mnemonic/me at age 12 on a trip to visit my grandparents. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com
SwimfansEpisode 1X and Best of 2019 - Brazil (with Eric Nelson)
It's christmas in the dystopia, and none of us will be getting out alive. We're joined by Eric Nelson to talk Terry Gilliam's christmas classic, BRAZIL! and…
SwimfansEpisode 56 - Swordfish
We're all having a blast violently rolling down a hill and smashing into a wall of ancient computer monitors. It's Dominic Sena's very-2001 film, SWORDFISH…
SwimfansEpisode 55 - The Matrix
We return to Swimfans All-Stars, The Wachowskis to show us the true meaning of cyberpunk in their 1999 watershed masterpiece, The Matrix. Any jokes I could put…
SwimfansEpisode 54 - Strange Days
This week the boys get really weird with it while discussing Kathryn Bigelow's 1995 sci-fi noir STRANGE DAYS (written by James [expletive deleted] Cameron)…
SwimfansEpisode 53 - Minority Report
The boys suit up in their spikiest cyberpunk gear to visit a future Washington DC controlled by a fascist cop and his three captive prophets. It's Steven…
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Swimfans Mini - Year in Review!
We look back at an entire year of movie ghouls and decide once and for all, "What's the best episode of Swimfans"? swimfanspod.com @swimfanspod
SwimfansEpisode 52 - Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction
The boys meet back up with Catherine Tramell in a totally barmy tale of shagging and bollocks crushing, innit? It's Sharon Stone reprising her iconic role in…
SwimfansEpisode 51 - Don't Say a Word
It's our last dance with Michael Douglas. Craig has a cognitive distortion, Alex covets a valueless ruby, and Josh uses the bodies of chimney sweeps to fortify…
SwimfansEpisode C1 - Sans Soleil
It's Craig's birthday movie! He chose Chris Marker's 1983 film SANS SOLEIL without considering how difficult it is to talk about art films - way to go Craig!
SwimfansEpisode 50 - Joy Ride
Josh shows the gang his truck driver dating sim, Alex discovers the secret lesbian ending, and Craig gets his jaw ripped off. It's the 2001 road trip gone…
SwimfansEpisode 49 - Urban Legend
Craig helps Josh evade a killer, and hot goth gf Josh just wants to torment his normie roommate. Aren't you glad you listened to the URBAN LEGEND episode?…
SwimfansEpisode 48 - Suspiria
Josh is a disembodied pair of hairy arms, Alex is Only Eyes, and Craig is a ghostly voice shouting WITCH! The Podcast Princesses go on an odyssey of colored…
SwimfansEpisode 47 - Stay Alive
Josh has body karate going on, Alex wants to tell you about Goth Chick Lit, and if Craig had any less sense, he'd be half a penny. Saddle up, gamers; it's…
SwimfansEpisode 46 - Stir of Echoes
This week, Josh puts Alex under hypnosis in a harmless prank gone wrong. Alex awakes to disturbing visions of Craig lathered in musky perfumes, wearing neon…
SwimfansEpisode 45 - Jade
This week the Swimfans finally break up with the erotic thriller genre. It's William Friedkin's 1995 opus, JADE. #loveyourself #divorce #relationships…
SwimfansEpisode 44 - Indecent Proposal
Immediately after seeing Adrian Lyne's 1993 film INDECENT PROPOSAL, Josh and Alex sold Craig for a Hippopotamus. Reached for comment, the Swimfans reported…
SwimfansEpisode 43 - The Crush
bad taste boys back in full effect with 1993 ghoul picture, The Crush! @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com
SwimfansEpisode 42 - Nurse 3D
Josh has an endless supply of smiley-face stickers, Craig has a comically large syringe, and Alex is a medical professional in a latex mini-skirt. This week…
SwimfansSwimfans Mini - The Jackal
Join Craig and Alex for part two of our two part series: Alex bought a Bruce Willis blu-ray two-pack at 7-11 and now you have to deal with it: THE JACKAL…
SwimfansEpisode 41 - The Wraith
Craig is perpetually kidnapped, Alex doesn't exist outside the burger stand and is Josh the car, or the ghost robot? We welcome special guest Carlos Leon-Roman…
SwimfansSwimfans Mini - Mercury Rising
Join Craig and Alex for part one of our two part swimfans series: Alex bought a Bruce Willis two-pack blu ray at 7-11 and now you have to deal with it: MERCURY…
SwimfansEpisode 39 - The World of Kanako
We return to our favorite boy, Tetsuya Nakashima with this discussion of his 2014 masterpiece, THE WORLD OF KANAKO. And a good episode of the pod/inexplicable…
SwimfansEpisode 38 - Cruising
Alex forgot his cop costume, Craig powers down when you leave his apartment, and Josh stands silent, in a gimp mask. The queens of screen watch William…
SwimfansEpisode 37 - The Game
You don't go to Josh, Josh comes to you. Alex is glad you jumped because otherwise he was supposed to throw you off. Craig is pulling back the curtain; he…
SwimfansEpisode 36 - Panic Room
i wish john hinkley jr had killed ronald reagan, but i guess we have david fincher's 2002 b-movie masterpiece PANIC ROOM as a consolation. @swimfanspod…
SwimfansEpisode 35 - The Perfection
Josh is full of bugs, Craig's got the hallucination pills, and Alex chops off his own hand with a cleaver. This week the princesses talk about the 2019 film…
SwimfansEpisode A1 - Guinea Pig: Mermaid in a Manhole
Alex spends his birthday decaying in a bathtub. Craig's mermaid is dead. And paint Josh with the pus of seven colors. Hurry! Before it's too late! I forced my…
SwimfansEpisode 34 - A Perfect Murder
Josh learned to paint in a state prison (not at Berkeley), the only thing keeping Alex from bolting out is bad genes and greed, and does Craig keep plowing…
SwimfansEpisode 33 - Cape Fear
Josh poisoned your dog, Craig speaks in tongues, and that's not your housekeeper, that's Alex! It's Martin Scorsese's CAPE FEAR! swimfanspod.com @swimfanspod
SwimfansSwimfans Mini - Criterion Collection
In this mini-episode, the Swimfans discuss their horrible criterion addictions and deal with the most recent sale. @swimfanspod
SwimfansEpisode 32 - Demonlover
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SwimfansEpisode 31 - Unfaithful
Josh takes up a new trade as a professional pipe layer, Alex returns your cuck-snowglobe, and Craig cordially invites you to his photo show featuring your wife…
SwimfansSwimfans Mini - E3 Special
In this mini-episode, Josh talks about visiting E3 2019. Due to a technical issue, Josh sounds like he did in Swimfans episodes 1-5.