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Two Chunks And A Hunk
Two Chunks And A Hunk is a podcast where hosts Jordan, Doz, and Carter finally have the courage to bring you a show about the pop culture you care about. It's honestly such low hanging fruit, and we're honored to be the first and only podcast about movies, TV, and entertainment.
Episodes
Two Chunks And A HunkLethal Weapon
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Lethal Weapon, we are greeted by a good henchfriend from Nakatomi Plaza, and Carter introduces us to his…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 60: It's The News Time
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, it's the news time on this one as we catch folks In The News. Also, Rumpelstiltskin is back and so is that dang creepy rhyme…
Two Chunks And A HunkFirst Blood
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review First Blood, we have a little synopsis switcheroo, and Jordan invents a bespoke action hero for your ears…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 59: Totally Twinsane
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we play Friend, Franchise, or Free with the cast of The Batman, but most importantly, A Star Is Born features the truly…
Two Chunks And A HunkDie Hard
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Die Hard, we spend a long time (most of Shoutnouncements actually) talking about birds, and Carter graces…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 58: Credit Line
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Carter introduces a new game. And we know what you're thinking: "Whatever the new game is, there's no way they're as bad at…
Two Chunks And A HunkBaby Driver
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Baby Driver, we reference Peter and The Wolf and My Fair Lady AGAIN, and we are visited by Kevin Conroy (or…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 57: The Trinity of Jasons
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, the first stars of 2020 are born! We also attempt to create a national monument for our podcast and Carter introduces a brand…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Martian
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Martian, we present the first ever live portion of our program, and we know exactly three flowers. This…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 56: The Big Supe
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we play Extra Credit. It is lots of fun for everyone involved and we really enjoy all the time we spend playing that very good…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe King's Speech
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The King's Speech, Jordan's true accent is revealed, and we draw unfathomable amounts of power from our…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 55: Thissideup
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we begin our journey to Thissideup, where all cats are free! Along the way, we get caught In The News, we play some…
Two Chunks And A HunkBridesmaids
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Bridesmaids, we celebrate our grandson Adam's birthday, and we discover that someone has replaced Doz with…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 54: Joaq The Line
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Jordan and Doz will play Extra Credit. They foolishly assume it will be a joaq in the park, but the truth will roaq their…
Two Chunks And A HunkA Quiet Place
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review A Quiet Place, we ask the big toot question about this movie that everyone is too afraid to ask, and you…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 53: Box Office Ball, Season 2
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we draft our teams for Season 2 of Box Office Ball, we invent a new (terrible) children's television show, and we do an…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Star Wars Holiday Special
In this special Life Day episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Star Wars Holiday Special and we honestly just can't even handle it. Take a listen IF…
Two Chunks And A HunkStar Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker
In this gigantic, SPOILER-FILLED episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker, we find a way to introduce Captain Hook's first…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 52: You Want, You Wish
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we play Extra Credit one last time (this decade), we look ahead to the Golden Globes, and Doz forgets that there aren't 53…
Two Chunks And A HunkSolo: A Star Wars Story
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Solo: A Star Wars Story, we get cool nicknames that we use as last names, and Carter's teeth are good. This…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 51: Avengers of Justice
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Marvel Studios gets caught in the news, we play Extra Credit and it goes exactly how you'd expect, we rank the films of the…
Two Chunks And A HunkStar Wars: The Last Jedi
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: The Last Jedi, it gets pretty spicy in the studio (but not, like, as spicy as it could have been…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 50: Mr. Worldwide's Neighborhood
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, it's a beautiful dale in the neighborhood, Jordan and Doz discover their Voltron name, and get caught in the Trachtenbeam. Tune…
Two Chunks And A HunkRogue One: A Star Wars Story
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, Carter discovers an unfortunate celebrity twin, and there are entire planets…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 49: Amanda Seyfried's Birthday Surprise
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we celebrate the birth of some Stars (and Carter has a Seyfreudian Slip), we play another round of Rumpelstiltskin, and Doz…
Two Chunks And A HunkStar Wars: The Force Awakens
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: The Force Awakens, we fall into a deep Dave hole, and we learn our Star Wars names. This episode…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 48: Sir Barbara Caine
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we are joined by the talented Two Chunks House Band for our intro, we introduce a scandalous new segment, and we discover a…
Two Chunks And A HunkStar Wars: Revenge Of The Sith
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, Jar Jar's presence in this film is hotly debated, and we raise unanswerable…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 47: Owen The Cable Guy
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we get a quick Box Office Ball update (as well as some news about Season 2), some Stars are Born with a Funky New Twist, and we…
Two Chunks And A HunkStar Wars: Attack Of The Clones
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: Attack Of The Clones, you can rest assured we do some Anakin impressions, and we run some ads…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 46: Crumpets At Midnight
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we touch our heads, shoulders, Neeson toes; we play some Star Wars Prequel Trilogy themed Extra Credit; and we take a deep dive…
Two Chunks And A HunkStar Wars: The Phantom Menace
In this accidentally-longer-than-usual episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, Carter does the best impression on our show…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 45: Sky High (with Mike Trozzo)
In this not so mini Mini-Monday, we are joined by our Famous, Mike Trozzo! We review Sky High, we play a famous edition of Rank You Very Much, and we are…
Two Chunks And A HunkStar Wars: Return Of The Jedi
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi, we have some (potentially??) very spicy opinions, and Carter sings "Jedi…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 44: Chunkoween
In this bite-sized, SPOOKY Mini-Monday, we celebrate Chunkoween (spookily), we play a spooky edition of Rank You Very Much, and we tell the spooky stories of…
Two Chunks And A HunkStar Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, we catch a glimpse of those elusive Muppet feet, and Doz almost beefs…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 43: Al Gore Rhythm
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we move our bodies and our souls to the Al Gore Rhythm, we play some Star Wars Original Trilogy themed Extra Credit, and Yass…
Two Chunks And A HunkStar Wars: A New Hope
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Star Wars: A New Hope (henceforth known as "Intergalactic Hootenanny"), we make some startling…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 42: Extremely Vile, Shockingly Evil, and Incredibly Close
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, some Stars are finally Born again and Martin Corscese faces off against Samuel L. Jackson! Tune in every Monday for a new…
Two Chunks And A HunkJoker
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Joker (with some potentially spicy opinions), we find out what DC actually stands for, and we make big…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 41: In This Corner
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we compare Disney+ and Apple TV+, we give some recommendations in Yass Or Pass, and Carter brings us a new game called In This…
Two Chunks And A HunkCutthroat Island
THIS BE THE FINAL WEEK OF OUR SERIES "SHIVER ME SEPTIMBERS" -- PLEASE REMAIN SEATED UNTIL THE SHIP IS FULLY DOCKED! In this episode of Two Chunks And A…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 39: Conversation Starter Water Cooler Conversation Talker
In Mini-Monday, Carter make new game with long name that use all our words. None left for episode description. We also say Whatcha Streamin' and talk about…
Two Chunks And A HunkPirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
THIS BE WEEK THREE OF OUR NEW SERIES "SHIVER ME SEPTIMBERS" -- KEEP SCRUBBIN' THE DECK! In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Pirates of…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 38: Peter, The Vanilla Boy
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we are finally free of the Curse of Paradise, but we don't leave the island without being reintroduced to the most vanilla boy…
Two Chunks And A HunkHook
THIS BE WEEK TWO OF OUR NEW SERIES "SHIVER ME SEPTIMBERS" -- HOPE YE GOT YER SEA LEGS. In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Hook…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 37: We're Still Bad At Games (Reprise)
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, it's the same game-song and second game-verse on Paradise Island. Jordan and Doz continue to fail Extra Credit while some of…
Two Chunks And A HunkMuppet Treasure Island
THIS BE OUR NEW SERIES "SHIVER ME SEPTIMBERS" -- WELCOME ABOARD, YE SCALLYWAGS. In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Muppet Treasure…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 36: The Longest Minute
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we are still stranded on Paradise, but honestly we hardly even mention it. JPJ catches a fish, Derek leaves, and we forget to…
Two Chunks And A HunkMean Girls
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Mean Girls, Carter makes a bad October joke, and we invent new pirate-themed pool tricks. This episode…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 35: We're Still Bad At Games
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we can't seem to escape the Isle of Paradise! JPJ has a meltdown, there's some wedding drama, and honestly we're so bored of…
Two Chunks And A HunkDead Poets Society
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Dead Poets Society, we reveal our totally nautical September series, and we accidentally become a food…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 34: Baked Earth
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we standeth transfix'd on the beaches of Paradise yet again, pining after love long sought. We gaze in awe as young lov'rs…
Two Chunks And A HunkFerris Bueller's Day Off
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Ferris Bueller's Day Off, we're joined in the studio by The Boss himself, and we talk about Beethoven (the…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 33: Not Movies, Shows
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we find ourselves on the sandy shores of Paradise once more! Confident Cam completely collapses! JPJ soliloquizes a…
Two Chunks And A HunkSchool Of Rock
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review School Of Rock, we create a new stage show starring The Rock and Jack Black, and we are VERY cool teachers…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 32: Hoop (Like Dunking)
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we spend another SPICY week in Paradise! Blake is only after WiiSports! Demi is filled with secret wisdom! JPJ yarfs up some…
Two Chunks And A HunkFast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Hobbs & Shaw, we return to a very special Corner, and Carter makes the best classic American literature…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 31: Chunks In Paradise
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we are excited for this year's season of "Bachelor In Jordanpatrickwonders", Disney makes every dollar concievable, and…
Two Chunks And A HunkHow To Lose A Guy In 10 Days
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, we haphazardly slip in and out of a McConaughey voice, and Jordan gives the…