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Two Chunks And A Hunk
Two Chunks And A Hunk is a podcast where hosts Jordan, Doz, and Carter finally have the courage to bring you a show about the pop culture you care about. It's honestly such low hanging fruit, and we're honored to be the first and only podcast about movies, TV, and entertainment.
Episodes
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 90: Axe Off
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we each reveal our top four ensemble casts, we continue to heap (mostly undue) praise at the feet of Fast and Furious, and the…
Two Chunks And A HunkZodiac
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Zodiac, we think we caught the real Zodiac (or maybe that's just the placenta effect), and we get really…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 89: Get Haunted!
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Carter does a perfect impression, we "BAM" up a classic Mini-Monday game, and we make some bold and, frankly, long…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Fugitive
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Fugitive, we wear special shirts for Twenties Boys, and we offer our definitive and unchanging opinion…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 88: In Which We Whisk You Off On A Wild West Adventure
In the distance, you hear hooves thundering toward you. You squint, barely able to make out three silhouettes on horseback, each wearing a comically over-sized…
Two Chunks And A HunkGone Girl
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Gone Girl, we reference Brink! again (we know you were worried it wouldn't come up), and we finally learn…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 87: iDracula
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, the boys encounter fearsome monsters at every turn. They are nearly "chalmped" by a Duneworm, their homes are…
Two Chunks And A HunkClue
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Clue, we discover the artistic merit of a well-timed balloon fart, and we are introduced to a mysterious…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 86: New Game, Same Story
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Carter introduces a brand new game. Which you'd think would be exciting, right? A new game, brimming with new possibilities…
Two Chunks And A HunkLes Misérables (with Katie Peslis)
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we are joined once more by our good friend Katie Peslis to review Les Misérables, we force Katie to start her own…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 85: Oops! All Games! (with Katie Peslis)
In this not-very-bite-sized not-very-Mini-Monday, someone got their games all in our podcast! This episode of Mini-Monday is chockablock full of games! We're…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Sound Of Music
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Sound Of Music, we are caught in young Chris Plummer's mystifying aura, and Jordan is ruthlessly and…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 84: Roll Swap
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, the unfathomable power of a cinematic switcherooni is positively pouring from our Freaky-Friday fingers. With just a few simple…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Greatest Showman
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Greatest Showman, we visit the first ever Chuy's Tex-Mex, and we introduce you all to our good friend…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 83: Duckcession
Life in Duckberg is no longer like an aeroplane for adult brothers Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck. They have been named the sole inheritors of their deceased…
Two Chunks And A HunkLa La Land
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: it's another day of sun as we review La La Land, we're treated to another lovely Singnopsis from our friend Katie…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 82: What Dreams, Dreams, Dreams Are Made Of
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we're excited to announce the most anticipated movie of all time. We're just so unbelievably jazzed for the Grown-Up-Adventures…
Two Chunks And A HunkMary Poppins (with Katie Peslis)
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Mary Poppins with some help from our good friend Katie Peslis, we're treated to our first ever Singnopsis…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 81: Katie's Here! (with Katie Peslis)
Okay, here's the deal. This episode is decidedly NOT "Mini". In really any way, shape, or form. But we hope you'll forgive us when you hear our special…
Two Chunks And A HunkDunkirk
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Dunkirk, we refuse to leave home without our bellybags, and Carter's Nana comes to visit.This episode…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 80: Jants
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we're gonna ask you to go on a journey with us. Close your eyes. Now picture jorts. The denim ripples and dances in the summer…
Two Chunks And A HunkInterstellar
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Interstellar, we find our Eater's High, and we uncover the lasting secret to a perfect Michael Caine…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 79: The Coin Flip
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we've finally come to terms with what kinds of podcasts really pull the big numbers, and we caved to the pressure. We've…
Two Chunks And A HunkInception
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Inception, Jordan has a French-impression-missed-connection, and we find the least interesting movie…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 78: The Topo Chico Mystery
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we've hidden exactly one piece of descriptive imagery referring to that sparkling-est of waters, Topo Chico. And trust us…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Prestige
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Prestige, Doz gives himself an At-Home DIY CT Scan, Jordan tricks the boys into talking about…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 77: Box Office Ball, Season 3
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we're drafting our teams and managing our expectations for Box Office Ball Season 3! Also, we just can't seem to be certain of…
Two Chunks And A HunkInsomnia
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Insomnia, we apologize ahead of time for some truly terrible Ray Romano impressions, and we discover that a…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 76: Mulan Luge
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we're slipping and sliding down the icy slopes of ancient China to bring you another half-hour of Chunky podcasting. This week…
Two Chunks And A HunkMemento
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Memento, we quote the same line over and over (or maybe that's just our short-term memory acting up), and…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 75: Kangaroo Jack 3
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, it's about time you become acquainted with our true feelings about Kangaroo Jack. We here at Two Chunks HQ believe that it's…
Two Chunks And A HunkWiddle Wednesday
Because you just didn't have enough Two Chunks to listen to this week, here's a quick little (sorry, "widdle") bonus episode! Enjoy this conversation…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Princess Bride
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Princess Bride to close out the Summer Of Love, baby. Buckle your swashes right up and prepare to…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Princess Diaries
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Princess Diaries because it's the Summer Of Love again, baby. Take a listen as we regale you with tales…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 74: Crilly Bistol
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we introduce you to another beloved character in our Two Chunks menagerie, kindly grocer Crilly Bistol. We also play Extra…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 73: There's A Goop For That
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we help out our gal Gwyneth and offer her a totally great slogan, free of charge. Also in this episode, we goop you some of the…
Two Chunks And A HunkMars Needs Moms
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Mars Needs Moms and we're gonna be honest: we struggle to find even one positive thing to say. Instead, we…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 72: Quibi Presents "A Tale Of Three Jeffs"
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we really stick it to Quibi. I mean totally roast them. We invent the single most interesting and appealing show of all time…
Two Chunks And A Hunk47 Ronin
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review 47 Ronin, we pine wistfully after a movie that shall never exist, and we meet Jordan's good friend…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 71: Good Potato Salad
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we've been slaving away in our podkitchen and we've whipped you up a batch of what we daresay might be the best potato salad…
Two Chunks And A HunkMonster Trucks
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Monster Trucks. Usually we write something funny here, but this time we will stick to facts. This movie…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 70: I Love TikTok Stars
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we invite you to join us for our favorite after school snack. You've come home after a long day of fourth grade and you're…
Two Chunks And A HunkJupiter Ascending
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Jupiter Ascending, we stare in bewildered fury at an inscrutable performance from Eddie Redmayne, we are…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 69: Synops-Us
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Carter introduces a brand-new game that requires unparalleled synchronization between Jordan and Doz. They must join as two…
Two Chunks And A HunkMonsters, Inc.
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Monsters, Inc. but mainly we are sandwich crazy. Just absolutely nuts for those hearty, bready treats. Take…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 68: Silver Screen Smash
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, NINTENDO WHO!? That's what you'll be saying when you hear us play our super new game that totally smashes the video game it's…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Incredibles
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Incredibles, Carter anticipates gastrointestinal distress, Jordan has a strong opinion, and Doz is a…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 67: Breakfast Nachos
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, the boys have done it again, bringing you all the perfect breakfast bonanza to quell those quarantine qualms. With an idea so…
Two Chunks And A HunkToy Story
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Toy Story, we witness the moment a young neighbor boy's perception of reality is utterly shattered, and are…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 66: Carter's Insect Adventure
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we finally get some of that sweetly deserved R&R. Spring Delirium is in your hands now, so we're just gonna chill. In this one…
Two Chunks And A HunkFinding Nemo
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Finding Nemo, we behold the horrifying visage of a human designed by machines, and we make lots of great…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 65: Spring Delirium, Pt. 4
In this not-so-bite-sized not-so-Mini-Monday.....okay, look, we're not gonna sugarcoat it. You caught us. This barely qualifies as a Mini-Monday. It's more of…
Two Chunks And A HunkInside Out
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Inside Out, we talk about the best raccoon you could possibly owe money to, and we discover what It's…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 64: Spring Delirium 2020, Pt. 3
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we ride to the rescue of a ruinous Madnessless March with another installment of our equivalently enthralling bracket-based…
Two Chunks And A HunkUp
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Up, we shine a spotlight on our least spotlighted team member, we can't say anything at all at the same…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 63: Spring Delirium 2020, Pt. 2
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we venture once more into the fray. No distance shall keep us apart. We may be confined to our homes, but the sport-shaped hole…
Two Chunks And A HunkCoco
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Coco, we're weirdly fixated on all these very hard bone lips, and we attempt to determine once and for all…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 62: Spring Delirium 2020, Pt. 1
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we have answered the call. There was a great void at the heart of March, and it grew ever-deeper by the day. The people tried…
Two Chunks And A HunkTerminator 2: Judgment Day
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Jordan becomes an American hero, Carter gets a (singular) boot, and Doz offers…
Two Chunks And A HunkMini-Monday 61: Peter Jackson's King Kong In The Trunk
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, you won't believe what got caught In The News. But that's not all! Extra Credit is back (featuring Damien Chazelle’s most…