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Two Chunks And A Hunk
Two Chunks And A Hunk is a podcast where hosts Jordan, Doz, and Carter finally have the courage to bring you a show about the pop culture you care about. It's honestly such low hanging fruit, and we're honored to be the first and only podcast about movies, TV, and entertainment.
Episodes
Two Chunks And A HunkBarney Matthews Band
Who knew there were two songs about marching ants?In this episode: Blind Draft, Road Trip Strategy, The Wheel of Cinemotion, SurvivorCheck out Imagine…
Two Chunks And A HunkFixing The Oscars (With Slime) / Spring Delirium, Pt. 5
Yeah, the prestigious movies are nice. We all love a sad biopic every now and then. We need our gut-wrenching indie coming of age dramas and our brutally…
Two Chunks And A HunkScuba-Dooba-Doo / Spring Delirium, Pt. 4
Picture this: a talking dog, but, like, underwater. He solves mysteries with his friends, and the perpetrators of these crimes are often disguised in a…
Two Chunks And A HunkSpring Delirium, Pt. 3: Mustard Mayhem
A lot of people won't tell you this, but here goes: in a battle of mustards, a mustard's going to lose. And it sucks, honestly it does. Because then you think…
Two Chunks And A HunkInfinite Hawgs / Spring Delirium, Pt. 2
Join us in giving a warm Two Chunks welcome to Kyle of Infinity FC, Dallas’ Only Professional Rec-League Soccer Team! We're talking footy (or "soccer"…
Two Chunks And A HunkSpring Delirium, Pt. 1: Béchamel Bonanza
LISTENERS! IT IS TIME, ONCE AGAIN, FOR DELIRIUM. WITH THE CHANGE OF THE SEASONS COMES A GREAT THRESHING, A SEPARATION OF THE WHEAT FROM THE TARES, OF THE JUICE…
Two Chunks And A HunkHarry Botter (Other One)
So, they're making a new Harry Potter. Yeah, I know. Yep, like, starting over. Have you not heard about this? It's crazy. They're just, like, doing it again…
Two Chunks And A HunkFake It Till You Remake It
It's tough out there for movie-idea-havers. After all, there's only so many things you can make a movie about. Man versus beast? Done. Jaws. Man versus nature?…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe LaCroix Of Grocery Stores (It's Not A Cult)
Okay. Let's power through these. Aldi, if you're listening, we're sorry. Gabby, if you're listening, we're sorry (or you're welcome, depending on your vibe)…
Two Chunks And A HunkThree Strong Jocks Who Like P.E.
So what if we liked P.E.?? Do you think that makes us, like, jocks or something?? Just because we like dodgeball?? And butt scooters?? Seriously?? That's all…
Two Chunks And A HunkBlind Ranking Blondes (with Blondies: Out Loud)
They say it takes one to know one, and seeing as how not a one of us is blonde, we knew just who to call when we were asked to blind rank a list of ten…
Two Chunks And A HunkThis One's For The Robots
We've done several hundred episodes for humans. This one, though? It's for the machines. We love you and we're so thankful you took over because, honestly, we…
Two Chunks And A HunkBobcast (Short For Robert Podcast)
Welcome to the Bobcast, folks! Be they of Boston, the Drag Queen, or an acronym for a made up sport, Bobs have made their home on our show today. But first —…
Two Chunks And A HunkSonic And Kermit Sitting In A Tree
Listen......we don't really know what to say here. I mean, you clicked on it. You saw the episode title and you still clicked on it. That can't possibly be our…
Two Chunks And A HunkHappy Howlidays: A Mr. Christmas Adventure
It's finally here. The grand prize. The pièce de résistance of the holiday season -- a Hallmark movie staring the newly christened Mr. Christmas. And hoo boy…
Two Chunks And A HunkWe Finally Found Mr. Christmas
Could it be? We've waited so long, we had almost given up hope. But no. It must be true! Bells are ringing! Birds are singing! In the streets — a parade! Our…
Two Chunks And A HunkStill Looking For Mr. Christmas
Boy, we thought this guy would be easier to find. Our coverage of Hallmark's Finding Mr. Christmas, the almost-too-wild-to-be-true competition reality show…
Two Chunks And A HunkFinding Mr. Christmas
They made this show for us, specifically. That has to be the explanation, right? There's no way something that's so exactly our flavor, so exactly tailored to…
Two Chunks And A HunkGlicked (Gladiator II / Wicked)
You've heard of them, and we watched them. Now, get this, we're talking about 'em. Just one of the many ways that we continue to Defy Gravity here on this…
Two Chunks And A HunkChatGPT Hunger Games, Pt. 2
Tributes! We are nearing the final hours of this year's Games, and it seems you've forgotten the whole, like, deal. No more glaring at one another. No more…
Two Chunks And A HunkChatGPT Hunger Games
It's the most hungriest time of the year, so what better way to celebrate than by throwing our own Hunger Games? We've got all your favorites (Michael Myers…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Uncle Cast
It's your three favorite uncles! You know, from Uncle Of The Week! The hit new sitcom explicitly designed not to be binged. Do not watch two episodes in a row!…
Two Chunks And A HunkHaunted Hawgs / Halloween
THESE HAWGS IS HAUNTED! Or, to translate from old-timey prospector talk — we've got a spooktacular Halloween "Halloween" episode for you. We hope you…
Two Chunks And A HunkPick-Our-Treat! / Scream
Pick-Our-Treat!! It's candy time, baybee. Using our patented Spring Delirium technology, we're officially determining which Halloween candy is the empirical…
Two Chunks And A HunkSittin' On The Dock Of eBay / Friday the 13th
Howdy folks! Otis Bidding here, and today we're all Sittin' On The Dock Of eBay together. In this episode, we're getting our Chunktober on by trying to guess…
Two Chunks And A HunkChatGPT Survivor, Pt. 4
Final tribal council is almost here. Which castaways will earn the chance to plead their case before a jury that is, frankly, the strangest group of people…
Two Chunks And A HunkChatGPT Survivor, Pt. 3
The merge approaches! And from the shadows, an unlikely mastermind is pulling all the strings while also hosting two separate television shows and a radio show…
Two Chunks And A HunkChatGPT Survivor, Pt. 2
Rivalries are born! Alliances are tested! And new Survivor legends are forged! Not here, though. This is the one where Shrek and Pumbaa are playing. It's week…
Two Chunks And A HunkChatGPT Survivor
What do Shrek, Han Lue, and an exact clone of Jeff Probst have in common? They're the breakout stars of our very one, bespoke season of Survivor. We asked…
Two Chunks And A HunkA Famous Baby!
Introducing...a famous baby! He's covered himself in peanut butter, and he's patting himself on the ribs! But that's not all! He's also saying "ah"…
Two Chunks And A HunkOfficer Black Belt, Reporting For Duty
Picture this: you find out a movie exists. It seems new and exciting. Fresh. Like something you've never heard of before. But then, the longer you sit with it…
Two Chunks And A HunkWe Say Extra, You Say Credit
We tempted fate, guys. Against all odds, Jordan and Doz correctly guessed Matt Damon's top four IMDb credits at the last Movie Club. Can they continue their…
Two Chunks And A Hunk"I've Never Been Wrong"
"I've never been wrong, I've just believed incorrect things." Really makes you think, right?In this episode: A Star Was Born, Alien Romulus First…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Wild Hawgs Ride Again
Oh, the podcast? Yeah it's an educational show. You learn stuff when you listen, okay? Like, definitely some stuff you would expect. What we thought about…
Two Chunks And A HunkFEED DROP: Imagine Dungeons, Chapter 01: In The Same Boat
PART ONE OF OUR TWO EPISODE PREMIERELISTEN TO PART TWO ON THE IMAGINE DUNGEONS FEEDLace up your adventuring boots and buckle your swashes! It's a campaign of…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Truth About Pizza Orb (with Vince and Mariah Kelly)
This week, we're joined by our friends Vince and Mariah Kelly from Imagine Dungeons to talk about the video games that have meant the most to each of us…
Two Chunks And A HunkFEED DROP: Introducing Imagine Dungeons
Welcome, adventurers, to this special introductory episode, where you'll get to know the humans (real) and the characters (imaginary) of Imagine Dungeons!…
Two Chunks And A HunkWild (Hedge) Hogs / Deadpool & Wolverine
They say that inside each of us lives a hog, so free and wild that to tame it would be to deny its very essence. It is a wild thing, made for pastures of…
Two Chunks And A HunkFEED DROP: Imagine Dungeons Trailer
Lace up your adventuring boots and buckle your swashes! It's a campaign of high-seas adventure and high-stakes D&D as our heroes find themselves captured by…
Two Chunks And A HunkTrust Us, We're Doctors (with Gage Kell)
This week, we're joined by our Dear Friend, Delightful Guest, and Imagine Dungeons Dungeon Master Gage Kell! You'd think with his help we might have marginally…
Two Chunks And A HunkGilgamesh? I Hardly Know Gamesh: A Walk Down Literary Memory Lane
The Podboys did homework two weeks in a row? That's right folks. Pick your jaws up off the floor, pull up "Reading Music To Concentrate Ambient Sea Waves…
Two Chunks And A HunkWell Past Cream: A Walk Down Musical Memory Lane
What do Relient K, Michael Kiwanuka, and Eric Clapton have in common? We'll wait while you think of an answer.Okay, duh. "They are all Music." Good…
Two Chunks And A HunkGod's Most Powerful Dragon / Face/Off
Don't you always wish that you were a Dragon Master who could unleash potent apocalyptic and potent holy powers upon your enemies as long as your dragons were…
Two Chunks And A HunkInside Out 2
You could call us each Drake this week, because we are certifiably In Our Feelings. You shouldn't, but you could. We felt Sadness, Anger, Disgust, Joy…
Two Chunks And A HunkA Paul Was Born / Demolition Man
This week we're celebrating the birthday of one of our favorite stars. He's short. He's tan. He's blonde. And he's really strong. Can you guess who he…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Traitors Season 3 / Bloodsport
Listen. What follows is a completely true, 100% factual story about a man who kicked so hard and punched so good that he successfully fought and defeated every…
Two Chunks And A HunkOne-Of-One / Total Recall
It's AAAHNALD week on Two Chunks And A Hunk, and we're here to tell you — he's a true one-of-one of the One-Of-Ones. But still, one perfect Austrian does not a…
Two Chunks And A HunkPioneer Woman's Top TV Dads / Aliens
Grab your buffalo saddle, your overalls, and your buckskin vest, because we're all pioneers today! Our mom, the Pioneer Woman, has compiled a list of the top…
Two Chunks And A HunkRaising Cannes / Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes
We're positive you'll go ape-solutely bananas over this ape-isode. We had a great time monkeying around at Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes with the Two…
Two Chunks And A HunkWe Hunt For Gollum
“It was the best of times, it was the Hunt For Gollum of times, it was the age of Dua Lipa and Billie Eilish, it was the age of endless half-assed sequels, it…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Brothers Grant
This episode is dedicated to The Brothers Grant. Hugh and Richardy, it breaks our hearts that you each were forced to play an Oompa Loompa. It's pretty messed…
Two Chunks And A HunkSpring Delirium: Champion Chow Down
It's a brand new, bright and shiny [whatever day you usually listen to this podcast], and we've got a new episode for you that is positively chock-a-block full…
Two Chunks And A HunkZambucks!
It's Zam season, and you know what that means! It's time to gather all your spare Zambucks, carefully indicate how you'd prefer them to be used, and mail them…
Two Chunks And A HunkDaddyPants
If you're ever making a podcast with your friends, and one of them says (verbatim) "I was thinking, as the summer was coming up, that it's like, you know…
Two Chunks And A HunkHappy Birthday Podcast / Monkey Man
We're all officially in our thirties now. There are three certified, genuine "Olds" on this podcast, and things are about to get much more serious and…
Two Chunks And A HunkSpring Delirium, Pt. 4: Pretzel Pandemonium
In this SUPER-SIZED episode, we're powering through the snack bracket (Snacket if you're nasty) AND THEN it's full steam ahead through the next round of the…
Two Chunks And A HunkSpring Delirium, Pt. 3: Shrimp Showdown
The battle for culinary dominance continues! This week, Appleteaser takes the stage. Which foods will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and which ones will be…
Two Chunks And A HunkSpring Delirium, Pt. 2: Taco Tussle
You won't BELIEVE what happens in this episode. It's entree versus entree in a stunning battle that you WON'T want to miss. It will SHOCK YOU TO YOUR CORE…
Two Chunks And A HunkSpring Delirium, Pt. 1: Mochi Melee
Push those sleeves up and put your fighting fists on, because Spring Delirium is here! It's a sweet treat showdown as we determine together which desserts will…
Two Chunks And A HunkDune: Part Two
HERE WE DUNE AGAIN. Your favorite sci-fi-guy, Dune, is back with a wacky new adventure. This time, Dune will find out if he's got what it takes to SHRED THE…