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Two Chunks And A Hunk
Two Chunks And A Hunk is a podcast where hosts Jordan, Doz, and Carter finally have the courage to bring you a show about the pop culture you care about. It's honestly such low hanging fruit, and we're honored to be the first and only podcast about movies, TV, and entertainment.
Episodes
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Pacifier
In honor of Carter's beautiful new daughter, we're releasing an episode from the Patreon vault that shares a name with one of her favorite things: The…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Fast Or The Furriest?
An unlikely group of misfits coming together to form a family. The unbridled joy of pure speed, sheer momentum. Inarticulate characters, growling and grumbling…
Two Chunks And A HunkOur Dad Came Home / The Odyssey
If you think we're normally pretty happy and excited guys, then you Odyssey us when our dad comes back home again!In This Episode: The Top Tens, Blind Ranking…
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Friends From School (with Vince and Mariah Kelly)
You've really got to be careful what kind of folks you hang out with at school. You don't want to accidentally get sucked into a group of friends…
Two Chunks And A HunkJust The Two Of Chunks
Since Carter's on paternity leave, it's just the Two of Chunks today. Join us in this Oops, All Games episode for 66% of the thrills, 66% of the action, 66% of…
Two Chunks And A HunkDaddurday Double Feature
It's Daddurday afternoon again, if only for a moment. And what better way to celebrate our favorite soon-to-be-dad than with two movies focusing on the…
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The Whistle Of The Day
There's not a lot that's still novel in this world. We've seen and heard it all. But what's that on the wind? A sound, like none before and none since…
Two Chunks And A HunkWe Got Jwnd
You ever think you know a lot about a person? Joan Cusack, in this instance. And then, suddenly, you realize you never knew them at all? You've fallen prey to…
Two Chunks And A HunkHow To Be Sick
Quick! Don't think, just answer! What's the worst part about being sick? That's right, all the free time. Well don't worry. We've got a list for that. In this…
Two Chunks And A HunkWhoopsie Goldberg
Doz is out for this one and he usually writes this part…so…we talk about Survivor and play some games. Also, Jordan had the best week ever? I don’t know. I…
Two Chunks And A HunkOur Emmy Episode
We thought we'd try really hard on this one. You know, like actually try to do a really good job. Can podcasts win Emmys? Maybe we'll be the first. The academy…
Two Chunks And A HunkBut! Now! I Use My Hands!
BUT now I use my hands. But NOW I use my hands. But now I USE my hands. But now I use MY hands. But now I use my HANDS. BUTT! NOW! I use my hands. Does that…
Two Chunks And A HunkLet's Raid Mummy's Biscuits
What's a young lad to do when his mates have all come for a sleep-away holiday to his house? Why, raid mummy's biscuit tin, of course! But the fun doesn't stop…
Two Chunks And A HunkSpring Delirium, Pt. 3: Solar Smackdown
Climb aboard the Fartemis Toot and head to the stars with us as Spring Delirium continues! Our stated mission objective: discover the best science fiction…
Two Chunks And A HunkFEED DROP — Carter's Character Corner (Imagine Dungeons)
It's a special crossover episode of Two Chunks in the form of a behind-the-scenes episode of Imagine Dungeons! Take a listen as Carter walks you through each…
Two Chunks And A HunkSpring Delirium, Pt. 2: Nebula Knockout
Look! Up in the sky! It's a cool alien! It's a space ship! Wrong. It's us, up there in outer space, pitting film against film to determine which science…
Two Chunks And A HunkSpring Delirium, Pt 1: Galactic Grudge Match
Spring Delirium is back, and it's truly out of this world! And actually, some of it's on this world. And then we guess there's some of it that's on a world…
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Which Green Guys Are Real?
It's St. Patrick's Day (as this releases) and in the midst of our celebration, we're left with one question: which green guys are, like, real? Have any of them…
Two Chunks And A HunkPoobicki
We're checking in on Survivor 50! How are our teams doing? What's our overall opinion of this season? Have any of our Survivors perhaps put the "ass"…
Two Chunks And A HunkOuroboreality TV
Like the sun itself, the reality TV orobouros rises, shining and brilliant, endlessly consuming its own tail. The wheel ever and ever turns; the cycle has no…
Two Chunks And A HunkBreaking Both The Rules And The Storm
Rules, much like storms, are meant to be broken. In 2026, three heroes will rise, and no storms or rules will stand in their way. They may have some trouble…
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Drafting Our Teams For Survivor 50
Survivor Season 50 is about to begin, and so is our all-new game of Survivor Football. It's like Fantasy Football, but Survivor. And the name is very good, in…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Perfect Traitor
What makes the perfect episode of reality TV? Is it a competitor who stays calm under pressure? A proxy war using other contestants as unwitting soldiers?…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Death (?) Of Dom Toretto
Hey, real quick. Name even one of the top four Kathryn Hahn movies on IMDb. Just one. That shouldn't be too hard, right?? In This Episode: Streaming TV Update…
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How To Spend A Snow Day
Down here in the southern United States, we don't get too many snow days. But when they do hit, we're left asking the same question each time: "Now…
Two Chunks And A HunkWhat Makes A Good Traitors Cast?
There’s been a murrrderr in ourrr podcast. And it’s yourrr job to find the murrrderrerr. Orrr, at least, to assess exactly how enterrrtaining each celebrrrity…
Two Chunks And A HunkTime To Fix Your Family / Wake Up Dead Man
There's no way around it. You're thirteen now. A fully grown adult. And it's time you start acting like one. You have to save your family. The core…
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This Is How We Beatbox
Join us in bidding farewell to 2025 and hello to 2026 the only way we know how: lists.In this episode: Blind Ranking, Top 5 for 2025, Top 5 for 2026Make 2026…
Two Chunks And A HunkA Make Or Break Holiday: A Mr. Christmas Adventure
As the year draws to a close, so too does our search for a new Mr. Christmas. And, we're pleased to say, we found him. One of incomparable holiday spirit, fit…
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Where Are You, Mr. Christmas?
Our Christmas Hunks have endured a grueling holiday gauntlet this year, and only the most holly, jolly, and merry boys are left. Now, they must face their…
Two Chunks And A HunkI Can't Seem To Find My Mr. Christmas
We heard it through the grapevine that there's a juicy Finding Mr. Christmas episode to talk about. It appears that one contestant has bitten off more than he…
Two Chunks And A HunkHave You Seen My Mr. Christmas?
We're still looking for him. Maybe we'll find him here, during our favorite episode of the season. That's right, it's talent show time. Can you solve a puzzle…
Two Chunks And A HunkDude, Where's My Mr. Christmas?
We thought we found him a year ago. But it was a false Mr. Christmas. A temporary charade, the machinations of a Yuletide charlatan. And so we search anew…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Machine Formerly Known As Carter
It's hard to believe he's gone. Well, not like, "gone" gone. More like ascended. In a way, he's the opposite of gone. Because he's everywhere now. The…
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A Thanksgiving Prophecy
What if we could tell you, with absolute certainty, what you will do this Thanksgiving? Would you believe us if we told you? Even if it seemed impossible and…
Two Chunks And A HunkIt Has A Sci-Fi / Bram Stoker's Dracula
Quick! What film is cousins to history, has a sci-fi, contains but is not necessarily defined by action, and is the second highest grossing film of 2008? If…
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"Cow" / The Lost Boys
After over eight years of podcasting, we finally caught it on a recording. Our first ever mistake. We're just as shocked as you are. We got thrown for a major…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Middle / 30 Days Of Night
It's not every day that you get to witness the birth of a new game in the wild like this. Really, when you think about it, it just takes some time. We're in…
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Jimmy Neutron Day / A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night
This Chunktober, we're asking the hard-hitting questions: Which artists qualify as pop princesses? What's the coolest vampire vehicle? And who decides what all…
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Chunktober Begins / What We Do In The Shadows
Don't look now! It too spooky! Too scary! Chunktober is our favorite time of year, and it's officially here. This year, our sixth Chunktober, is all about one…
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Viné or Brené?
This is our solemn vow. You will never find even ONE other podcast that has ever dared to play the game we played today. The truths revealed are too bold. The…
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Yam-Hee-Haw / Hot Rod
Yam-hee-hwelcome to another fantastic episode of Two Chunks and A Hunk. Yam-hee-hit the links with us as we play jjjolf! Yam-hee-hazard a guess as we examine…
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You Can't Drink Bacon / Superbad
Surely we're not the first ones to tell you this. But you just can't. I'm sorry. You can't. We don't make the rules. We just follow them. And the number one…
Two Chunks And A HunkA Cheater Amongst Us / 43 Jump Street
Jump, jump, these streets are jumpin'. You read that right folks. We've got not one, not two, but 43 of the jumpiest streets you could possibly imagine. Sure…
Two Chunks And A HunkOur First Podcast / Pineapple Express
It's our first ever episode! We figured we'd start it off with some of the worst noises you've ever heard. You know, so you'd stick around! We hope you enjoy…
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Doctor Bonk / Game Night
You're here to see the doctor? I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that the doctor is in, and he'd love to see you. The bad news? He IS Doctor…
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A Hehe Haha Podcast
It's all comedy baby! The Top Tens? Hilarious. Extra Credit? Call the doctor, because your gut busted. Carter giving up immediately when he realizes he can't…
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The Sun Doesn't Count
When we ask you to name the worst things about summer, you can't say the sun. You just can't, okay? Please, we're begging you. Stop and think about it. Don't…
Two Chunks And A HunkFire Island (with Blondies: Out Loud)
Last time they were here, we let them off easy. But this time? We're playing Extra Credit, the worst game in the world. We're joined this week by Daxton…
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Pete, Twoot, Threte / Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past
Carter's attempting a glitchless, no potions run of Two Chunks And A Hunk today. Jordan can't quite differentiate between the dream and reality. Doz uncovers…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Biggest Fight We've Ever Had / Moonstruck
Remember Jordan and Carter from Two Chunks And A Hunk? You won't believe what the childhood stars look (and act) like now! Shocking! Even doctors couldn't…
Two Chunks And A HunkBolo Boys / She's All That
We're in the presence of royalty this week as we begin Summer of Love. Nope! It's not Bolo Yeung, break out star of Bloodsport, Double Impact, and (presumably)…
Two Chunks And A HunkThe Sparkling Teeth
By night they come. The teeth. Shimmering, effervescent motes of white against the eternal black. The teeth. A dental deity dancing distractingly, disastrously…
Two Chunks And A HunkMy Name Too / The Running Man
Whenever you go out, do people always shout? That's just John, Jordan, Justin playing jjjolf. In this episode: jjjolf, Extra Credit, The Running ManAdvertising…
Two Chunks And A HunkBig Legs And Karate / Double Impact
Witness the explosive action adventure you have to see to believe. Join Hollywood superstar Jean-Claude Van Damme and newcomer to the cinema scene Claude-Jean…
Two Chunks And A HunkWe Got Twins / Commando
We promise you it was an accident. It's not his best movie, okay? We just didn't have another choice! We don't really think that! Please, you have to believe…
Two Chunks And A HunkA Harrowing Wager / Over The Top
Many years ago, on this very podcast, a harrowing wager was made. A dangerous gamble, a roll of the dice. Would a certain character live to see the credits of…
Two Chunks And A HunkRight Into A Freeman
When was the last time you jumped right into a Freeman? One second, you're a normal, regular guy. The next — BOOM — you're celebrated actor and beloved…
Two Chunks And A HunkLet's Hear It For The Moms
Almost none of us would be here without the contributions of a mother. And that's just science, folks. But, like, which mom is the best one? Which one is the…
Two Chunks And A HunkHow To Make A Podcast
A lot of people ask us how to make a podcast, and in this exclusive insider look, we're breaking it down for you. This episode is your Insider Pass, your…