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The Cruellest and Most Bloody Podcast Imaginable
In the grim darkness of the near present, two beleaguered transsexuals attempt to unravel the cyclopean cultural object that is the HORUS HERESY novels.
Cover art by Rosalind. Edited by Lexi.
Episodes
The Cruellest and Most Bloody Podcast ImaginableVIII. Battle for the Abyss: The servo-skull that feeds you grapes
We're escaping to the one place not yet corrupted by heresy: SPACE! Wait, hang on, I just got an urgent phone call on my astropath. Do you know how to get…
The Cruellest and Most Bloody Podcast ImaginableVII. Legion: I do love Big Lizard
Three hours of pure, unfiltered Alpha Legion chat and we still don't know who, where, or even if Alpharius is. We do, however, know who John Grammaticus is!…
The Cruellest and Most Bloody Podcast ImaginableVI. Descent of Angels: Bad cop, psychic cop
Hey, how'd this YA novel get into my epic space opera about brotherhood and war? And how is it also the most reactionary novel we've read yet?
The Cruellest and Most Bloody Podcast ImaginableV. Fulgrim: With sex sword in hand
We've dreaded this deep-dive into the corruptive influence of the Prince of Pleasure since the podcast began. It was so much worse than we could have ever…
The Cruellest and Most Bloody Podcast ImaginableIV. The Flight of the Eisenstein: Almost immediately daemons
This week we take a surprisingly good pivot to hard sci-fi... well, hard sci-fi if you ignore all the daemons.
The Cruellest and Most Bloody Podcast ImaginableIII. Galaxy in Flames: The skulls are infrastructural
Horus decides to put his house in order by way of an incidental genocide, and a lot of Thunderhawk gunships get stolen because people apparently just keep…
The Cruellest and Most Bloody Podcast ImaginableII. False Gods: Titty to titty in the yurt
Horus decides to break bad after Erebus entraps him with the zaniest rube goldberg manipulation scheme imaginable.
The Cruellest and Most Bloody Podcast ImaginableI. Horus Rising: An exercise in dramatic irony
In this inaugural episode, remembrancer Lexi embarks on an insane quest to read every Horus Heresy novel...