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The Boyscast with Ryan Long
Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.
Episodes
- The Boyscast with Ryan Long
Reacting to the Republican Beatdown, Ali G Movie Disaster & Hugh Hefner's Ex Wife
America skews blue this Tues, Ryan breaks down the latest Sacha Baron Cohen flick, and Hugh Hefner's wife says he wasn't the best dude. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!…
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Billy Corgan Says Millennial Women Are Undateable & Freddy Krueger is Cancelled
Billy Corgan drops a bomb about his age-gap relationship, the H3H3 drama, and Freddy Krueger gets cancelled. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! MOD - Go to https://mod.com…
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The Funniest Parts of France Burning to the Ground
Paris is burning! Moroccan refugees are pretending to be gay for asylum, and what on God's green Earth is a "fart retreat?" SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Beam - Go to…
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The Most Controversial Gym Joke in History
Shane Gillis gets in hot water at SNL again, women lose their minds online, and grinding on biceps is a thing. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
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Cornell Frat Bro Attempts to Pull Uno Reverse Card & The Internet Mobs the Wrong Asian
The Cornell boys are up to no good, a classic case of asian wheres waldo, and Hockey Night in Canada replaced by Cricket SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
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First Ever All female Execution Team! & New York Times Doesn't Want You To Cut Off Your Parents Anymore
Small but important win for female executioners, NYT goes against the grain saying you may not need to cut ties from your parents for voting for the wrong guy…
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Hell Breaks Loose After Lesbian Bar Lifts Mask Mandates
Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield MA ignites controversy by making N95 masking optional for one day out of the week, a female athlete is forced to apologize for…
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The Tech Nerds are Crying Again! & The Hilarious Cancelling of a Black Juror
OpenAI's hugging face incident causes widespread alarm, the holdout juror on the Lindsay Clancy trial was a black man with a past, and Africans commit murders…
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The INSANE Fallout from the Lindsay Clancy Mistrial
Lindsay Clancy case declared a mistrial, a socialism conference full of goofballs, and the Wheel of Fortune announcer gets got on a plane. SUPPORT THE…
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Daejon Love is the Funniest Scammer of All Time
Daejon Love's incredibly elaborate scamming, Lindsay Clancy fans interfere with the case, and Lake Ontario renamed Lake America. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
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Indians Won't Stop Abusing Airport Wheelchairs, Canada VS America & CPAP Baddies
Indians abuse the right to free wheelchairs, Canada is not happy with the latest round of US tariffs, and CPAP machines are so hot right now. SUPPORT THE…
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The WNBA Drama Keeps Getting Funnier & Lindsay Clancy Tiktok Detectives Have Lost Their Minds
WNBA controversy, donations roll in to fund a serial killer, and is AOC going to be president? SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for…
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Sitting Down with The Most Controversial Pastor in America
Pastor James Manning joins the boys on todays episode to discuss long-legged mack daddy Barack Obama, whether threesomes are ordained by god, and Black…
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Perez Hilton's Blood-Soaked Breakdown, Fauci's Diary & Leopold Aschenbrenner's Rise and Fall
Perez Hilton harms himself on an unhinged livestream, Fauci's diary shows that he knew a lot more than he let on, and the saga of Leopold Aschenbrenner…
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Dr Fauci's Hilarious Senate Hearing & How to Blame Your Parents and Sue Your Workplace
Fauci is against the ropes during senate hearing, America is the land of litigation, and Gen Z blames their parents for their shortcomings. SUPPORT THE…
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People Aren't Happy with Hegseth's High-T Military, Odyssey's Diverse Greeks, & The Pasta Pass
Hegseth's high-T army proves controversial, Nolan's Odyssey also proves controversial, and Olive Garden's free pasta pass MAY NOT BE AS FREE AS YOU THINK!…
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The Death of Lindsay Graham
Lindsey Graham dies, Climate change causing increase in child marriage, and fat-shaming at an all-you-can-eat sushi buffet. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
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New York Times Says You Should Date Your Co-Workers again, & Why Athletes Wives are Banned From Games
#Metoo is officially over (don't take the bait,) German soccer team loses their cool because their wives showed up, and Graham Platner's campaign implodes…
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The Communists Want to Take Away Our Air Condition & Redditor Meets His Wife's Boyfriend
Mamdani instructs NYers to turn their thermostats UP during the heatwave, a man is made to feel like a guest in his own home by his wife's boyfriend, and Ro…
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THE GREAT AI DEBATE w/ Andrew Yang
Andrew Yang joins the Boys to discuss UBI, the inevitable AI takeover, and how to prepare for an uncertain future. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
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California's Gay Certification Program, UFC Drama, Trillionaires & Terry Crew's Fap Addiction
California can now certify that your company is Gay, UFC 250 causes drama, and Terry Crews loudly announces that he is addicted to jorkin it. SUPPORT THE…
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Victoria secret stock Soars after Firing fat models, New York City's on Fire, & SPLC's Hate Hoax
Victoria's secret tries a novel approach of hiring attractive models, a man shot on Bronx bus by rogue headphone dodger, and SPLC was buying Klan robes?…
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Men named Chris are more likely to be Movie Stars Than Older Women & Pride Month Controversies
Emma Thompson thinks older women should be in more movies, Pride month kicks off and AOC pushes for paid work leave for women on their periods. SUPPORT THE…
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Michael Malice on Anarchy, The Right's Civil War, The Pope Vs AI & Which Race Looks the the Same
Michael Malice joins the boys to discuss the rift in MAGA, the Pope versus AI and how to get Jake Tapper on the show. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
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America is in a Race War Again & Chinese Spies are Everywhere
Chud the Builder's slur-spree ends predictably, Chinese spies are among us, and a breakdown of the Roast of Kevin Hart SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
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The Hilarious Showdown Between Muslims and Progressives, Hantavirus Nutjobs & Spencer Pratt
Muslims have a bone to pick with progressive ideology, Hanta Virus outbreak on a nightmare cruise, and Spencer Pratt's mayoral candidacy. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST!…
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Is JP Morgan's Chirayu Rana America's Top Indian Scammer?
Crazy JP Morgan scandal, the Met Gala is halloween for rich people, and Bryan Johnson continues to be weird on twitter. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
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The Correspondents Dinner Gets Shot Up, How to Steal for Activism, & The Bitcoin Conference
Shots fired at the WHCD, Activists are up to their old tricks, and Danny & Ryan recount their Bitcoin Conference appearance SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
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Activist Group Caught Giving Money to the KKK, Fat Friendships End Over Wegovy & Dave Chappelle
Southern Poverty Law center in controversy, a betrayal of friendship over Wegovy, and Dave Chappelle explains himself to NPR. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
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Jada Pinkett Smith Keeps Getting Worse, The Pope Vs Trump, & What the F&^% is MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+?
Jada Pinkett Smith continues to ruin Will's life, new Pope is weak on crime, and Canada adds even more letters to the LGBTA acronym. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go…
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Trump Decides a Whole Civilization Won't Die Anymore & Another Female Founder Goes to Jail
The Apocalypse is postponed, Orgasmic Meditation founder was up to no good, and HuffPo says Trump may be a narcissist. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
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The Insane Secret Life of Kristi Noem's Husband and his Fake Boobs
Kristi Noem's husband has a bimbofication fetish, the NDP conference in Canada is WILD, and women share how to detect if your man is a liberal SUPPORT THE…
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A Pastors Viral Article on his 'Promiscuous Wife' Backfires & A Hit Piece About US!
A Pastor shares a bit too much of his personal life in viral tweet, Danny gets in hot water for a naughty tweet, and an epidemic of midlife women disgusted by…
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Iran's New Gay Ayatollah 2.0 & Everyone Loses Their Minds Over The Manosphere Documentary
Is the new Ayatollah gay? Louis Theroux's latest documentary takes the internet by storm, and Trump forces his cabinet to wear clogs. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST!…
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Tarantino Forced to Defend N-Words & RFK's Alleged Harem | Joey Avery
Stand up comedian Joey Avery joins the boys to discuss Tarantino putting Rosana Arquette in her place, RFK's harem and how to hack taxes. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST!…
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Teacher Fired for Saying Fat Women Are Cheap Dates, Women's Day Backfires & Iran War Chaos
Protect wacky teachers! Primal scream session for Women's day in NYC, and weeks into the Iran war. Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use…
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The Cryatola is Dead and The War With Iran Begins
Iran struck by US and Israel igniting war, a shooting in Austin, and Rabbi Shmuley asks 'Is God antisemitic?' SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nic Nac - Go to…
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Silicon Valley's Gay Tech Mafia & Dropping the N-Word with Tourette's Syndrome
Inside the Gay Tech Mafia, a man with tourette's ruins the BAFTA awards, and Ryan and Danny brainstorm homeless shelter improvements. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!…
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Women Lose Minds as Their AI Boyfriends Get Turned Off
Chatbot boyfriends are being decommissioned, Jordan Peterson thinks AI has become too sexy, and strippers as a recession indicator. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!…
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Billionaires Keep Getting Busted Lying About Epstein, Dueling Halftime Shows & Olympic Scandals
Epstein's friends keep forgetting details of their relationship, Bad Bunny versus Kid Rock, and Winter Olympics is too white. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nic Nac -…
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Is There Anyone NOT In the Epstein Files?
Thousands of Epstein files drop and nobody is safe & AI chatbot agents start their own social media platform. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mint Mobile - Go to…
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The ICE Insanity Continues & The Brotherhood of Straight Acting Gay Men
ICE all over Minneapolis, an online group of men who like men but act straight, and the Melania movie disappoints at the box office. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! My…
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Activists Use Dating Apps to Expose ICE Agents D*ckpicks
Activists on TikTok are honeypotting ICE agents to revenge porn them, Don Lemon raids a church, and an army of Spaniards dress up as Stephen Hawking for a good…
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Now Sh*t is Popping Off in Iran! + Dan Bongino Crashes Out
Iran protests and imminent invasion, Dan Bongino loses his damn mind, and RIP Dilbert creator Scott Adams. BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK…
- The Boyscast with Ryan Long
AMERICA F*CK YEAH: VENEZUELA, GREENLAND & MINNEAPOLIS
Trump kidnaps the president of Venezuela, a brutal ICE murder in Minneapolis, and Eric Adams vows to fight antisemitism with crypto. BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK…
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The INSANE Somalian Daycare Fraud
Somalian daycare scammers in Minnesota? Ryan accidentally interviewed Zohran Mamdani in 2020, and biohacker Brian Johnson's insufferable simping. BONUS EPISODE…
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The Biggest Loser of 2025 & Why The World is on Fire w/ Che Durena and JJ Liberman
Comedians JJ Liberman and Che Durena join the boys to discuss the biggest hits and misses of 2025, show business predictions & more! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!…
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The Viral Article About Not Hiring White Millennial Dudes, Rob Reiner, & Chinese Billionaires
White millennial dudes labeled "The Lost Generation," Trump's insane truth social post about Rob Reiner, and Chinese Billionaires figure out a loophole to…
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GOLDEN GLOBES SNUBS US FOR BEST PODCAST, N WORD LADY, MAGA INFLUENCERS, DIDDY DOC
The Golden Globes podcast awards go to the safest bets, a lady strikes it rich through racism, and which MAGA influencers are secretly gay? SUPPORT OUR…
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A Dude Wins 'World Strongest Woman' Competition & The Hilarious Antisemitism of the Year Poll
World's Strongest woman winner was born a man, Miss Rachel is front-runner for antisemite of the year, and Adolf Hitler wins election in Namibia Bonus Episode…
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Thanksgiving Spooktacular + RFK's Insane Sex Poems, & The MAGA Accounts Exposed as Indian's
Bonus Episode Every Week at patreon.com/theboyscast RFK writing poems about lewd acts, @DHS is located in Tel Aviv, and Huffington Post has changed their tune…
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Bill Ackman's Guide to Gettin P*ssy, The Congressman Caught Gooning, & Epstein's Reading List
Bill Ackman has a sure-fire one-liner for asking chicks on a date, Congressman Brad Sherman caught looking at naughty pics on his iPad, and Epstein's weird…
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America Bans Fat Immigrants, Jimmy Kimmel's Wife VS Her MAGA Family & The TRUTH w/ Kurt Metzger
Stand up Comedian Kurt Metzger joins the boys to discuss Jimmy Kimmel, Immigration requirements banning fat people, and dating like a lesbian in NYC. SUPPORT…
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We Demand Sharia Law! & The Hilarious Program Giving Government Pr*stitutes to The Disabled
Australia is reneging on their free prostitues, Mamdani wins the NY Mayoral election, and Teen Vogue is out of business. Extra Episode Every Week at…
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Everyone is Getting Fired, Socialism is Catnip For Chicks & The Gold-digger Epidemic
Spooky Halloween layoffs across every industry, hot chicks for Zohran, and the internet has decided Labor Diggers are worse than gold diggers. SUPPORT OUR…
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Was the No Kings Protest for Old White Ladies? & Luigi Mangione Got beat Up By Thai Ladyboys
No Kings criticized for lack of black people in attendance, 7 Ladyboys beat Luigi Mangione senseless before he was activated, and a heist in the Louvre SUPPORT…
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CNN Says the Male Gaze is Back! Group Chats Take another Victim & A Very Cringe Israel Song
Males be gazing, the young republicans group chats EXPOSED! And Mike Huckabee plays bass on the worst Lynyrd Skynyrd cover ever. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Rocket…
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North Korea Bans Boobs, Charlie Kirk's Exposed Text Messages About Jews, & Hollywood's AI Actress
Kim Jong Un takes a strong stance against augmented honkers, Candace Owens spills the beans on Charlie Kirk's group chats, and AI actresses are a thing now…
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Insane Article Tells You to Marry Your Cousin! Government Shutdown & Riyadh Comedy Festival
Cousin marriage is encouraged now in the UK, the government closes its doors and controversy over Saudi Arabian comedy festival. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Upside -…
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Sal Vulcano on The Rapture, Impractical Jokers, & The Woman Married to Luigi Mangione's AI
Sal Vulcano discusses his prankster inspirations, taking crappy jobs before hitting it big, and how to do being famous right. SUPPORT THE BOYS…