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Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Great Leader and his I.B.S (Important Broadcast Squad) assemble every Sunday morning from 11am - 1pm! Whether you're filling out your listener pad with this weeks dinners in "Dinner Winner", or catching up on the celebrity chef news in "The Knowbiz"; you'll need to pair with your listening partner, assume the listening position and prepare to enjoy in reverent silence. Only then will you embark on the path towards coveted Senior Listenership! You can listen to Radio X across the UK on DAB…
Episodes
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 339: Legitimate Concerns
There've been an awful lot of 'legitimate concerns' flying about this week, so The Great Leader threw open the switchboards and asked for you, the humble…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 338: What's The Deal Today, My Guy?
The Great Leader, despite the vicious horticultural attacks launched upon him, was in delectable form this week. Spake he on his superiority, sweet corn and…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 337: I'll Take The Bells
What happened this week? Monster Munch, pens, bells, a pork chop and an invitation delivered by a third party. THAT'S what happened. Please send your listener…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 336: I'm Going To Five!
With a lot to reflect and share his precious thoughts on, The Great Leader had much upon his shoulders this week. Nonetheless, he overdelivered in spades, as…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 335: What Have They Actually Done, Though?
With the shackles of broadcast rules around election periods off, The Great Leader once again spoke freely and without hindrance. This week, hear his beautiful…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 334: Swiss Army Stick
This week, Steve returned from his fact-finding mission in Switzerland and The Great Leader was keen to find out whether his time there was well spent. Plus…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 333: Crisps At The Weekend
This week, The Great Leader shines a bright spotlight on Steve's professional timekeeping. Plus, an arachnidian Explain That of epic proportions. Please send…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 332: Not THAT Noise
The man we all think of as a Father (The Great Leader) took to his microphone to broadcast once more. He spake beautiful words of trees, soundscapes and of…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 331: There May Be A Portal...
Steve's voice (the lack of it) finally got the better of him this week and he was forced onto the substitutes bench. The Great Leader bravely ploughed on…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 330: What Is Crisps?
Before The Great Leader asked, "what is crisps?" he'd already asked many questions of you, the listener. Listen now and answer them. Meanwhile, Steve's voice…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 329: A Grand's A Grand
Whilst Steve battled on with 'flaryngitis', The Great Leader prepared us for any small talk we might encounter surrounding the very interesting week we all…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 328: Have You Ever Looked A Pig In The Eyes?
It's a tough week for Steve this week as he struggles yet again with his voice, but luckily everyone's Grandma is on hand to help. Meanwhile, The Great Leader…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 327: Light Switches
The Great Leader wishes for you to focus... REALLY focus, on light switches this week. Please do this. Plus, a podcast dedication request like you've never…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 326: I Can't Get No Respect
The Great Leader was in a scalding mood today and Steve was rightly told off, for being unprofessional (he has a bad back). Plus, disrespect from a passing…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 325: No Wonder Your Ears Haven't Popped!
There were many maladies blighting The Important Broadcast Squad today, but they delivered as usual. The Great Leader showed up, despite having put his all…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 324: World Leader Or Alsatian
When The Great Leader has a visitor in his home, regardless of their maturity, he will lay down the ground rules which are to be observed at all times during…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 323: The Chosen One
It's time for a new game. It's not a silly game, for The Great Leader's games are seldom silly. It's a game of great import. Plus, Steve has been to a…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 322: Little Box of Shoes
There were many words exchanged over the course of this weeks broadcast. Even The Great Leader himself took a bit of a pasting over his impulse purchase. Plus…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 321: Squeezing Your Buttocks
The Great Leader showed his unfailing generosity and compassion this week, when he gave blood. Just imagine the lucky few that could receive even a drop. Plus…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 320: How Closely Have You Read My New Book?
The Great Leader is MORE than entitled to enquire as to whether or not a disciple has read his new book. All listeners should anticipate and make preparations…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 319: Joe Pilates
This is a broadcast that will bring into question all the things you thought you knew about Volvo's. Plus, Steve's early driving career and repeated use of the…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 318: Don't Let Sean Bean Put You Off
This weeks module comes with a warning... Stories about insurance claims can be boring, but heed the warnings. Plus, The Great Leader's dog has developed a…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 317: Imagine Me Dancing
This week, The Great Leader generously reveals exactly how he dances. Plus, Steve didn't go to The Brits and it's time to learn exactly what the Black Ice…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 316: The Little Hiccuping, Bare-Bottomed Boy of Chamonix (Slight Return)
Steve returned from yet another fact-finding mission this week. Find out why skiing with the alphas isn't for him. Plus, The Great Leader feeds nature and…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 315: Milk Me
The Great Leader still battles with a nasty cold even now, but his strength is still that of 1000 men. Join him over the course of this module to hear many…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 314: You Wouldn't Believe Me If I Told You
Imagine a week where The Great Leader's parking space is SO good that he can't even say it. Plus, Steve returns from Egypt having fallen over and everyone goes…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 313: What Time Is Your Show Over?
This week, The Great Leader's wait is FINALLY over. At last, one of the listeners has offered to be the official agriculture correspondent. It only took 313…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 312: Were My Instincts Correct?
The Great Leader addresses the nation once more and once more again. He will continue addressing the nation until it bloomin' well wakes up. This week, an art…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 311: I Had A Toothpick Once
The enormous team here at The Important Broadcast would like to apologise for the late arrival of this particular podcast. Every single member of the team has…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 310: 54 Peripheral Pumps (Flanged)
It's one of those modules that comes along from time to time. A generous, fun-filled, bumper party pack of a module. Try and get your head around all of it. Go…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 309: Take Back Control
The Great Leader cast off the Christmas and New Year period and delivered a purposeful and direct broadcast on this day. Shriek with joy as you hear him speak…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 308: Praise Me
There is no other way to bring any year to a close. Only a full helping of The Important Broadcast will do. Marvel, as The Great Leader rounds out 12 months of…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 307: Presents, Chocolate, Meat
A Merry Christmas Eve from The IBS to you! Think not, however, that The Great Leader would see you resting up on this yuletide celebration... No. You must be…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 306: The Elephant In The Room
It's here again folks... The Grand Final of Dinner Winner! With Steve ineligible as a competitor or judge, a very special guest would be required to fill in…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 305: A Sausage Restaurant
Many things happened in this weeks programme and not all of them were entirely planned. The Great Leader heard about your enhanced job titles, Steve remembered…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 304: The Milky Bar Kid
A wise man from Essex once said: "You buy the pies, you get stuck right into the pies" And this is something we can all agree upon, surely? Please send your…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 303: New Shoes
How easy do you find it to purchase the right pair of shoes? It is something that The Great Leader has struggled greatly with and in a rare display of…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 302: A Raclette Set
The week of The Great Leader's Day. A day when his children applaud him and his disciples listen ever closer. Also, Steve came back. Please send your listener…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 301: Squirrel Bottoms
With Steve either in prison, or in Singapore, The Great Leader bravely shouldered the burden of this weeks broadcast. He spoke of mouthwash, rhinos and ears…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 300: The MOT
300 majestic modules of The Broadcast and no signs of slowing. Gather around, fall silent and bow your heads in reverence as The Great Leader speaks to you on…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 299: Selfish Soup
This week, Tell Me Something I Don't Know makes a rare and enjoyable return. Plus, The Great Leader brings you many supernatural goings on and Steve has done…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 298: What's On Your Mind?
The Great Leader asks you many questions this week. What's on your mind? When did you last get told off? Who the hell is texting the Daily Star? Plus, more…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 297: A Lovely Pair of Gentleman's Pants
The Great Leader reveals his benevolence and enthusiasm for garden birds this week. Steve imagines some pants and Nathan from Cadley's brother does something…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 296: Not Angry, Just Disappointed...
This week, you the listener, were invited to share what disappointed you... But NOT, what made you angry. Plus, Steve & Michelle's sixth dispute and The Great…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 295: Aggressive & Prejudiced Baby (Slight Return)
*REISSUE* In one of those classic episodes that the dreadful producer messes up and has to re-upload, why not delete and re-download to see what you missed the…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 294: Cranbrook of The Cranbrooks
Topics covered this week on The IB include; cheese toasties, teeth-cleaning, and HS2. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk This week’s…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 293: THE Sandwich
This week, The Great Leader returned to the home, of 'Wallace'. The people of Stirling showed him immense respect, in spite of how excited they must have been…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 292: Common Scents
Do you share things with your partner? Feelings? Thoughts? Deodorant? Why not give it a go? Plus, The Great Leader now identifies as a "Plane Dad" and The…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 291: The Window of Find-Ability
A new feature was unearthed today and the IBS are excited at the prospect of it. Plus, how was The Great Leader's end of summer sojourn and how far is too far…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 290: It's Not A Holiday Without Uno
The Great Leader spoke well today... Very, very well. He spoke upon the topic of a great many things, not least, cheating, complaining, button-flies & the…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 289: 100% Distilled, Pure Danny
The Great Leader addressed the nation once again, despite the nation's attention being somewhat divided. This week, Steve wrote some strong emails and a ping…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 288: Radio Is Not For Everyone
The Great Leader brings a transport related mystery for Steve to explain this week. Plus, a fizzy incident and the reasons why Millennials are ruining…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 287: Such A Dad Botherer
The Great Leader not only enriches the knowledge of you, the listener, but also takes in new information for the good of his children. Meanwhile, Steve tried…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 286: A Pillow In A Box
There's much to digest this week. Not only can The Great Leader predict exactly what Steve is about to say, but it's also time to consider The Disclosure... He…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 285: The Seed People
The IBS bring you over 90 minutes of education, thought-experiment and more broadly, entertainment. This week... Birds, tarpaulin, weather and what's inside…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 284: SEIZE HIM!
We all like a good shout from time to time. This week, The Great Leader generously allows you, the listener, to have a good shout. Plus, Monster Jam action…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 283: Milk-Coloured Paint
In this edition of The Important Broadcast, expect to be amazed, yet again, by the way that Steve Ferdinando's brain works. Plus, The Great Leader asked the…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Charlotte Report: The Required Inquiry
The required inquiry was completed by Senior Listener Charlotte GLC, for The Great Leader Danny Wallace and The Important Broadcast. It's findings are final…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 282: Steve's Holiday Memories
Steve returned from his intrepid, fact-finding mission in Nairobi, via Worthy Farm. Just imagine the stories he has to tell and the wonderful things he's…
Danny Wallace's Important BroadcastThe Important Broadcast Module 281: Tankies...
As Steve went to find himself in the fields of Worthy Farm, The Great Leader carried on regardless. Such things would never distract him from the task of…