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Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Great Leader and his I.B.S (Important Broadcast Squad) assemble every Sunday morning from 11am - 1pm! Whether you're filling out your listener pad with this weeks dinners in "Dinner Winner", or catching up on the celebrity chef news in "The Knowbiz"; you'll need to pair with your listening partner, assume the listening position and prepare to enjoy in reverent silence. Only then will you embark on the path towards coveted Senior Listenership! You can listen to Radio X across the UK on DAB…
Episodes
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 457: Earthlings
As you know, it's MOT season. The results of Danny's MOT are in, and they are not to be missed. Plus, Steve's burglar alarm went off this week in what some are…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 456: We Both Said "Dover Castle"
It's a spooky time of year, if you subscribe to that sort of thing. For one listener on a date yesterday, it all got far too real though and ultimately, they…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 455: Get Off My Duck!
This podcast is for aural use only. Please do not attempt to apply this podcast directly to skin. Not for internal use. The Great Leader is here to insert many…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 454: Egg Rollercoaster
A few people have been concerned by a lack of consumer advice recently. The Great Leader hears you and he gives you what you want. Plus, Steve's jammies, fish…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 453: This Particular Heron
It's only fair to acknowledge that when The Great Leader delves into the paranormal, there is occasionally an ulterior motive. We all, including The Great…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 452: Is He An Expansionist?
It's D-DAY, which is not to say it's Dan day, because that's every day... THIS D-Day is dedication day, because for reasons unknown, many, many listeners made…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 451: Deez Nuts
The Great Leader opened the doors for listeners to contribute today and luckily they didn't let themselves down. Lovely. After all that, there was still plenty…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 450: Don't Say "Next"
Sometimes, the IBS emerge from your device strong, warmed up and at the top of their game. However, don't you think it would be unfair of you to expect that…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 449: This Is How We Do It In Canada
Steve has a lot to unload this week. Luckily, The Great Leader bears the weight of a thousand men, so it is no challenge. Firstly, there are Steve's…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 448: 4 Minute Ovation
When The Great Leader asks "who else is doing this on the radio?" it means he's about to do something that, quite literally, nobody else would dare to do on…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 447: Retail Park Roulette
The Great Leader has given it a huge amount of thought and has decided that 'Retail Roulette' (an idea that the IBS half-heartedly tried out last week) could…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 446: Steve Is In Decline
Most British people have spent all summer talking about the weather and The Great Leader reflects that beautifully, in todays programme. Then Steve continues…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 445: Please Stand Closer To The Edge
The Great Leader is unpredictable. He will lead you hither, thither, up hill, down dale but never up a blind alley. He will ALWAYS surprise you. This week…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 444: Burgers, Burgers
For some reason, Michelle Michelle Michelle has demanded that Steve go away on something she insists on calling a "honeymoon." For that reason, Steve is absent…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 443: Why Do Time Travellers Not Take Travel Essentials?
The Great Leader is so powerful. He has such influence. That aside, however, he is an odd man. He was an odd boy too and this is only proven further today…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 442: Mrs Steve Ferdinando
As the final moments before his wedding tick by, Steve considers ways to save a bit of money. Meanwhile, it's rare that The Great Leader's subordinates will…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 441: Prime Minister Eve
It's Prime Minister Eve! Who's excited?! However you're spending it, just try to get an early night and don't overdo it. This week, Steve kept his birthday a…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 440: Long Jumps On A Yoga Mat
The energy was all over the place today. At times it was frivolous and others, entirely absent. The Great Leader maintained control throughout, but there was…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 439: Blimp
There was huge excitement inside and specifically above the studio today. HUGE excitement. The Great Leader contained it with ease, though, as you'd expect. As…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 438: Somewhat Too Hot
If you're reading this and you're trying to gain some insight into this episode, think... Would The Great Leader want you going in, armed with prior knowledge?…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 437: The Toothbrush THINKS It's Still Brushing
You can say what you like, but there are no flies on Steve. He gets it. But does he get it in the same way that The Great Leader gets it? No. No, he doesn't…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 436: Scaly Reptilian Creatures
Scottish football fans were thrilled as they woke up this morning, but it fell to Danny Wallace, The Great Leader to deliver some very unfortunate news. On a…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 435: A Presenter
The Important Broadcast bid farewell to it's radio neighbours today, with Ed Gamble & Matthew Crosby departing Radio X. Go well, chaps. Once that was taken…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 434: Not Heart Surgeons... Not Plumbers...
Steve's wedding continues to hove into view and he's been on a stag do, so what happened? The Great Leader wasn't invited, that's for sure. No matter, because…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 433: A Poncho Wedding
You might think it unusual for The Great Leader, to call the shots at Steve's wedding, but he's darn well going to. Steve has moved forwards with some plans…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 432: A 22 Minute Standing Ovation
This Broadcast takes many twists and many turns. Monster Trucks, Cannes Film Festival, Christian values. All sorts. The Great Leader wishes only to broaden…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 431: It Goes Shhhhh
The Great Leader travels many hours to impart his words to you. Just stop. Give him your attention. LISTEN. This week, he attempted humour in his local…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 430: Wow
The Great Leader doesn't have 'good' or 'bad' shows. The Great Leader just has shows... Magnificent, era-defining, colossal shows. However, The Great Leader IS…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 429: I Was There First
London's streets filled with running dorks today and that is something The Great Leader finds very troubling. Steve on the other hand, is full of joy and…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 428: Sounding Great
It's a shame to have to write it, but Dinner Winner was once more dragged into the realms of controversy. You'll already know who is responsible. The Great…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 427: Is Hair A Lady?
The Important Broadcast does not comment on any legal entanglements it may or not be involved in, at any time. No comment. This week, The Great Leader's…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 426: Mug Trafficking
Steve has had many theories over the years, but this week he reckons his car is out to get him. Give it a chance. Plus, The Great Leader demands a game…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 425: Just Because
The Great Leader is patient, but only to a point. If the cat (Chores) and the dog (Hassle) push him too far... That patience will run out. This week, Steve…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 424: Stolen Valour
A veritable feast of great variety this week. One moment The Great Leader enchants you with tales of household chores in uniform and the next, Steve's runs out…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 423: A Mouth Roomba
The Great Leader has SERIOUS business to discuss this week. Please, put down what you're doing, assume the position and CONSIDER. Aside from this, Steve has…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 422: Riddle Me Pink
The show begins, for reasons that nobody understands, with Steve talking about how attractive he feels. Why not, eh? The Great Leader soon puts things back on…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 421: Steve's Brits Hit
The Important Broadcast always has eyes and ears in exactly the right places, which is why Steve was dispatched to Manchester to attend the Brit Awards last…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 420: The Lost Sounds
When you really think about it, there are lots of sounds you used to hear 30 years ago, which have fallen silent in the intervening years. When's the last time…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 419: This Is Fraud
Steve let something slip this week... Something that might get him into an awful lot of trouble. Plus, some heartfelt valentines messaging, a thrilling game of…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 418: The History of The Photo Booth
The Great Leader prepares, curates and meditates upon his lessons for hundreds of hours, before he delivers them to thine ears. At the other end of the…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 417: The Perfect Mission for Steve
What with all his film reviews every January, was there one particular film you think Steve may have seen this week? Well, did he? The Great Leader gave him…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 416: There's No Fenugreek
The Great Leader is a great provider. When it comes to his family, he only gives... This week he prepared yet another nutritious meal for them and he's here to…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 415: Marriage Is About Secret Grudges
Thanks to his many, many loyal followers, The Great Leader did not forget his wedding anniversary this year. This was a real one in the eye for his wife. What…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 414: Forfar, The County Town of Angus
A shop owner was lucky enough to welcome The Great Leader into their emporium this week. The Great Leader did not disappoint them and made a grand purchase…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 413: Unwritten Rules
It would be pointless to suggest that The Great Leader was 'starting 2026 as he means to go on.' Everything He does happens precisely when and because He means…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 412: The IBSA's
It's a funny time of year isn't it?! Hahahahaha, ok, see you later! In the valley 'twixt Christmas and New Year, The IBS assemble to bring you your usual dose…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 411: And To You
There's no point in beating around the bush. The final Sunday before Christmas means only one thing... It's the Dinner Winner Grand Final. Who will end the…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 410: Hot Cheese Twist
The Great Leader knows that Christmas is approaching and whilst he will observe that fact, he doesn't want it to distract you. Do not let it distract you. This…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 409: Biological Age
Steve's body has endured many things over 35 years, but this week, it underwent a comprehensive test, which was carried out (for reasons which aren't…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 408: A Scandinavian Vibe
Despite the serious and sober nature of The Important Broadcast, there was an almost playful mood this week and many games took place as a result... "What's…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 407: A Very Serious Teabag Clamper
Following The Great Leader's big day, he was more than happy to share with us all the offerings which were made in his name. The list was captivating…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
An Important Development...
Following the most recent Module, The Great Leader discovered something unfortunate.
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 406: Time Is For Me To Dust Off The Keys
The Great Leader can choose to broadcast from a different studio at a moments notice, but it must not distract you. Not one bit. From his tiny studio, He will…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 405: Black Coat!
Steve dreamt about fishing with The Great Leader this week, which opened up questions about their spiritual connection. Plus, Steve welcomes us to Culture…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 404: Wonderful Animal Acting
In 2021 a film came out. It was called "Lamb." Have you seen it? Steve has. He's going to tell you all about it, in harrowing detail. Plus, 'episodics' and…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 403: Osram
When The Great Leader gets a bee in his bonnet, that's it. Nothing else matters. This week, nothing else matters aside from checking your bulbs. Besides that…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 402: Honk If You Love Pizza Do
There’s almost nothing The Great Leader can’t do… Almost. One thing he can’t do, is formulate sentences the way Yoda would, but that’s ok. This week, you can…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 401: Mustard Tart Is Whatever You Want It To Be (with Robert Popper)
The Great Leader is simply stating facts this week. He's saying what a lot of people have been saying and he is just making a point. Plus, a delightful…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Call Out: Leadering Britain’s Conversation
Look, any fool can do a phone-in show on the radio. It takes a real leader to reverse the phone lines and call the listener. That's exactly what happened in…
- Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
The Important Broadcast Module 400: The Draughty Chateau
400 Modules. What a milestone, eh? Or is it? Should it be celebrated? He will decide. Prepare for some harrowing insights into Steve's fact-finding mission in…