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The Game Library
Welcome to The Game Library! There are so many incredible games both old and new, and they're kind of like digital books maybe? It felt like a more solid analogy at some point. We're Kyle Bouffler and Chad Hirsch, your video game librarians? Does that sound right? Anyway lets sort through all these crazy virtual things!
Episodes
The Game LibraryGAME LIBRARY SCARETOBERTHON
Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Loch Ness, Goblin, ghoul, a zombie with no conscience. Question, what do these things all have in common? Halloween I guess…
The Game LibraryGamers Like Me
Gamers like me are so oppressed. Like what do you mean there's a time limit? What do you mean I gotta spend my skill points? What do you mean I gotta sneak…
The Game LibraryThe Fish Library
This fish is a blue gilled rambler. This fish is a curly fry. This fish is a carp. This fish is a body. So many fun fish wow! Games Discussed: Ace Combat 8…
The Game LibraryBird Time
Sorry can't talk I've got to 3 star this bird time with my scary priest. But while you're here which do you think is the best bird response to "This land…
The Game LibraryNieR Eplicant and NieR Eptomata
We did it. We finally got the poison out. We're finally free of NieR's dark grasp. Watch us sit on a couch and talk here…
The Game LibraryThe Pointed One
I'm the Pointed One. Not to be confused with the Penitent One OR the Poignant One. You may be asking yourself what makes this guy so pointy? Well it's my sick…
The Game Library2B or not 2B (insane v.179826)
Is it insane for someone to play nearly triple the time of most playthroughs? Or, is that simply what Yoko Taro would of wanted? Also whys this mini-map so…
The Game LibraryTroupe not Troop
Oh I see where the confusion happened. You thought I was talking about like a camp troop, but no no no those little rats could never afford this high quality…
The Game LibraryMy Dark Passenger
My dark passenger compels me to play apple based Pokèmon decks. My dark passenger compels me to hit the demon button and rewind time. Sometimes, my dark…
The Game LibraryGuildrun and Tell Your Friends
You may not understand this title now, but maybe you will at the end of the episode? I'm not sure. It's evocative though, and it mentions the name of a game…
The Game LibraryThe Illusion of Freewill of Hair
Do you really think you have freewill? Because imagine for example that your a squidkid, and you wash up on a desert island. Everything is lost except for your…
The Game LibraryOops All Nier
Aww man isn't the weapon system in Nier sick? Love those little stories they do when you upgrade them, and so many types to chose from! And the music I mean…
The Game LibraryBut How Did She Get To The Tower?
But how DID she get to the tower? That girl was sick and doing a gross death cough and now she's parkouring about a wizards lair? Sure maybe a big bird carried…
The Game LibraryShadow the Hedgehog Would Have Been Funnier
You stand at the microphone sweating. It's your first open mike and you're nervous as the crowd looks on. Before you can start your first joke I yell from the…
The Game LibraryAbsolutely Wonderful Little Freaks
These little freaks are such a delight. Not sure exactly if they're aliens or some kind of beast, but man they can run quick and know how to run a cool…
The Game LibraryI'm JarJar Now
Who knew that the cold hands of fate could act so quickly? In one brush of a button I've gone from Qui-Gon Jinn the coolest guy in the galaxy, to JarJar Binks…
The Game Library6 Mad Men Long
How long is your favorite game or show in comparison to the runtime of the AMC original series Mad Men? That's the only way I measure time now so gonna need an…
The Game LibraryGeoff's BideoGrame Extavaganza
Geoff ate all the bad games so there's only good games this year. Heap praise upon he, because it is by Geoff's benevolent gaze and all-consuming maw that we…
The Game LibraryE4-YookaRabies
Why is that chameleon rolling around like that? Oh my god is that a bat attached to its back? It just stomped straight on my friends head while snarling like…
The Game LibraryE3- You've Wasted 150 Hours of Your Life
Yah hitting the button is nice. And yah, the lizard will be cool. But while you've been hitting the button to get the cool lizard, you've lost 150 hours of…
The Game LibraryE2-Digital Monuments to Fun
Oh you still call them video games? If you really liked them you’d refer to them as Digital Monuments to Fun. If you really, really want to show you like them…
The Game LibraryE1-Biblically Accurate Browt
Browt stands before you on all 70 legs, their infinite eyes rolling untethered about their frame. Yes it's evolved but to what end? It no longer knows the…