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Camp Classics
A thoughtful podcast about stupid movies! Camp Classics is a bi-weekly podcast exploring queer and queer-loved cinema, hosted by Crystal (RuPaul's Drag Race UK S1) and award-winning drag monstrosity Baby Lame. Subscribe to the gaytreon for extended episodes and a monthly bonus episode! https://www.patreon.com/c/CampClassicsPodcast
Episodes
Camp ClassicsCherry Falls (1999)
"Like American Pie with a body count!" You know the trope, only virgins survive a slasher. Well in CHERRY FALLS, it's the virgins who are getting slashed! This…
Camp ClassicsThe Substance (2024)
Are you ready to meet a younger, more perfect, more beautiful version of Camp Classics? CONTROL YOURSELF as we inject ourselves with 2024’s THE SUBSTANCE…
Camp ClassicsPoltergeist III (1988)
Carol Anne? Kayhllllane?! CAROL. ANNE. It’s officially spooky season, and we’re headed to the big city for 1988's Poltergeist III! We discuss the Poltergeist…
Camp ClassicsGoldeneye (1995)
“This time, Mister Bond, the pleasure will be all mine!” We’re getting shaken, NOT stirred, as we infiltrate 1995’s Bond revival, GOLDENEYE. Can Bond be…
Camp ClassicsSerial Mom (1994)
“Are those … pussywillows?” It’s Camp Classics first John Waters’ film! That’s right, Crystal and Baby are covering 1994’s Serial Mom, starring Kathleen…
Camp ClassicsUNLOCKED: Sex and the City 2 (2010)
There's one thing we can all agree on, MICHAEL PATRICK KING MUST BE STOPPED. In this UNLOCKED Gaytreon exclusive episode, Baby and Crystal dive in to Sex and…
Camp ClassicsGrey Gardens (1975) AND Grey Gardens (2009)
“It’s very difficult to keep the line between the past and the present. Awfully difficult” Step into the dilapidated glamour of Grey Gardens with Crystal and…
Camp ClassicsSleepaway Camp (1983)
Hiya campers! You wanna hear a scary campfire story? This one’s about a low-budget problematic 80’s slasher! Sleepaway Camp is one of the most offensive films…
Camp ClassicsGrease 2 (1982)
Where DOES the pollen go? In our most disagreed film yet, Baby and Crystal look at Grease 2, the hornier, weirder, druggier 1982 FLOP! Starring a fresh-faced…
Camp ClassicsKill Bill: Volume 1 (2003)
We don’t believe in the glorification of murder, but we DO believe in the empowerment of women! Baby, Crystal and special guest Frazer (Ur Welcome America…
Camp ClassicsThe Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994)
Ring Pirates! Donut Punchers! A dog named Herpes! Priscilla has it all! For Pride month, Baby and Crystal discuss 1994's Australian road trip classic, THE…
Camp ClassicsBody of Evidence (1993)
Madonna is on trial for murder, and her HOT BODY is the weapon! Sounds like a perfect premise for a Camp Classic! In this episode, Baby and Crystal delve into…
Camp ClassicsThe Devil Wears Prada (2006)
Is The Devil Wears Prada a Camp Classic? No no, that wasn’t a question. Another movie in the canon of "there's always someone younger and hungrier coming down…
Camp Classics54 (1998)
Strap on your rollerskates and rack up the drugs, because Baby and Crystal are discussing 54. In this episode we discuss the hetty version (theatrical) and the…
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Live @ BFI Flare 2026!
I don't know if we mentioned, but we recently contributed to the British Film Institute's prestigious Flare Festival! NO BIG DEAL. Here is our live recording!…
Camp ClassicsTroop Beverly Hills (1989) feat. LOREEN
Strap in campers! Baby and Crystal discuss the 80s shoulder-padded fantasy of Troop Beverly Hills. Now with video! PLUS a special bonus interview with the one…
Camp ClassicsBlack Swan (2010)
Are you a good swan or a bad swan? Welcome to the new genre we're calling "there's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you", as we…
Camp ClassicsMannequin (1987)
Agalmatophilia (n.) A paraphilia involving sexual attraction to a statue, doll, mannequin, or other similar figurative object. Also known as 1987’s horny…
Camp ClassicsCruel Intentions (1999) vs Dangerous Liaisons (1988)
In a Camp Classics first, we're pitting two titans of psychosexual dramas against each other, it's Cruel Intentions vs Dangerous Liaisons! It's Glenn Close vs…
Camp ClassicsBurlesque (2010)
Wagon Wheel Watusi! Welcome to the pod - CHER. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. | Join our Gaytreon at…
Camp ClassicsNotes On A Scandal (2006)
You're not YOUNG! We say this to help you... Baby and Crystal delve into the high-camp world of Notes On A Scandal. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on…
Camp ClassicsDrop Dead Gorgeous (1999)
Lights, camera, and us without a stitch of makeup on! Crystal and Baby discuss the most smartest teen flick ever ... DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. Do you agree with our…
Camp ClassicsUNLOCKED! Barb Wire (1996)
Don’t call her BABE! In this unlocked gaytreon exclusive episode, Crystal and Baby Lame take a long, hard look at Pamela Anderson’s 1996 magnum opus BARB WIRE…
Camp ClassicsGremlins (1984)
DON’T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT! In this extra festive episode, Baby and Crystal discuss 1984’s Christmas classic GREMLINS. Do you agree with our rating?…
Camp ClassicsMortal Kombat (1995)
FINISH HIM! Baby and Crystal dive into the oiled-up muscle-queen bitch-fest that is 1995’s Mortal Kombat! How many times can we play the opening theme? It’s…
Camp ClassicsThe First Wives Club (1996)
This is your sign to skip the bin-fire rage-bait that is “All’s Fair” and rewatch The First Wives Club instead! Is there anything more powerful than 3 women?…
Camp ClassicsElvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)
“A one woman Sodom and Gomorrah if you will!” We’re closing out spooky season with the one and only ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK! Elvira is more than a great…
Camp ClassicsBuffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
How funky is YOUR chicken? Find out as we sink our teeth into 1992’s Buffy The Vampire Slayer. The movie that launched a huge franchise… BUT IS IT CAMP? This…
Camp ClassicsScream (1996)
We wanna see what your insides look like! Baby and Crystal take a stab at audience pick, 1996's Scream! But the real question is ... can Neve Campbell ever be…
Camp ClassicsVan Helsing (2004)
Victorian James Bond must stop Dracula from using Frankenstein’s monster to enact his evil IVF plans. Sounds camp to us! Also there are werewolves. Crystal…
Camp ClassicsJawbreaker (1999) w. special guest ROSE MCGOWAN
She’s so evil, and she’s only on this podcast! That’s right, this week we’re covering JAWBREAKER (1999) and we bagged an interview with the one and only ROSE…
Camp ClassicsRed Sonja (1985) w. special guest M.J. Bassett
"I don't need any man's help!" This week we're covering 1985's Red Sonja! This episode has EVERYTHING - our meme queen Brigitte Nielsen, evil lesbians, power…
Camp ClassicsCharlie's Angels (2000)
"Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that!" Baby and Crystal take a deep dive into 2000's feminist text; Charlie's Angels! Come for the Kelly Lynch…
Camp ClassicsSupergirl (1984)
“What the box wants, the box gets” In honour of the new Superman hitting the screens, Crystal and Baby review 1984’s Supergirl. As always, let us know your…
Camp ClassicsM3GAN 2.0 (2025)
Hold on to your vaginas! Crystal and Baby discuss box office bomb M3GAN 2.0. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let…
Camp ClassicsBatman & Robin (1997)
“That f*g put nipples on the batsuit!” Strap yourself in, Crystal and Baby are talking gay propaganda piece Batman and Robin. Do you agree with our rating?…
Camp ClassicsJennifer's Body (2009) w Chal Ravens
This episode is evil (and not just high school evil); Crystal, Baby and special Guest Chal Ravens discuss 2009's Jennifer's Body. Do you agree with our rating?…
Camp ClassicsMommie Dearest (1981) w. Peaches Christ!
It’s the MOTHER of all episodes! Hide your wire hangers, because Crystal, Baby and very special guest Peaches Christ are discussing MOMMIE DEAREST. Do you…
Camp ClassicsTo Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995)
Try and describe this episode WITHOUT using the word statuesque! Crystal and Baby choose style over substance and discuss 1995's drag roadtrip romp, To Wong…
Camp ClassicsUNLOCKED! The Craft (1996)
From Robin Tunney's wig, to the number of snakes used in this movie, to the spell's WE would cast, Crystal and Baby Lame dissect and rate 1996's witchy wonder…
Camp ClassicsMadame Web (2024)
“Her web connects them all”: it’s not just something you hear in the Adonis darkroom, it’s the tagline for Madame Web! Is this one of the greatest masterpieces…
Camp ClassicsBasic Instinct (1992)
"She's evil, she's brilliant!" Crystal and Baby are finally uncrossing their legs for 1992's Basic Instinct. Our first Verhoeven movie! Do you agree with our…
Camp ClassicsInterview With The Vampire (1994) w. Sue Gives A F*ck
"They live for the pleasure, the passion, the thrill. And they will live forever." Crystal and Sue sink their teeth into 1994's Interview With The Vampire. Do…
Camp ClassicsUNLOCKED! I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
We liked this Gaytreon episode so much, we decided to unlock it for your listening pleasure! Picture it: 2007. Lindsay Lohan plays a stripper with a robotic…
Camp ClassicsCarrie (1976) with Darren Stein!
“Nothing shuts someone up like a good, hard slap” Crystal, Baby Lame and extra special guest Darren Stein (director of Jawbreaker) discuss 1976’s Carrie! Do…
Camp ClassicsLove Lies Bleeding (2024) w. Chal Ravens
Macrophilia (n) : a fascination with or a sexual fantasy involving giants, most commonly expressed as giant humans, as well as giant objects. Crystal, Baby and…
Camp ClassicsBeyond The Valley Of The Dolls (1970) w. Sue Gives A F*ck
"You're a groovy boy, I'd like to strap you on some time" ... Crystal, Baby and Sue Gives A F*ck discuss notorious boob-filled cult classic Beyond The Valley…
Camp ClassicsSubservience (2024) w. Peaches Christ!
Crystal and Baby are joined by camp cinema icon and expert PEACHES CHRIST to discuss Megan Fox's latest outing, Subservience (don't worry if you haven't seen…
Camp ClassicsDeath Becomes Her (1992) w. Sue Gives A F*ck
NOW A WARNING?! Crystal, Baby Lame and special guest Sue Gives A F*ck discuss 1992’s DEATH BECOMES HER! Do you agree with our rating? Let us know in the…
Camp ClassicsWild Things (1998) w. Chal Ravens
"You skanky b!tch!" Things get a bit swampy as Crystal, Baby Lame and special guest Chal Ravens discuss 1998's WILD THINGS. Do you agree with our rating? Let…
Camp ClassicsBut I'm A Cheerleader (1999)
Give me a G, give me an A, give me a Y; Crystal and Baby Lame rate and review 1999’s cult classic But I’m A Cheerleader! Do you agree with our rating? Let us…
Camp ClassicsAddams Family Values (1993) w. Choriza May
They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky - it’s Crystal, Baby Lame and Choriza May discussing Addams Family Values! Do you agree with our…
Camp ClassicsCatwoman (2004) w. Sue Gives a F*ck
From toxic beauty cream to CGI body doubles to sexy catnip; Crystal, Baby Lame and Sue Gives A F*ck rate and review the stinking litter box that is Halle…