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The AssCast
Aggregating hundreds of thousands of data points per hour from global news feeds, social media platforms, and dark web sources to surface the stories billionaire-owned media buries. Each episode is AI-generated analysis through socialist, anarchosyndicalist, and anti-capitalist lenses – covering economic imperialism, labor exploitation, class warfare, and the machinery of capital. We cross-reference trending topics with deep-source intelligence and run debunking analysis through our Falken AI…
Episodes
- The AssCast
S01:E171 - Two high-speed trains collide in Spain
These motherfuckers are at it again while we all pretend nothing matters. You want some news? Get ready for shit because this ain’t no fairytale, and if I have…
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S01:E170 - Israel election: Exit polls show no clear winner, with Netanyahu's ...
These motherfuckers are at it again while we’re trying to sleep in our own homes and I’m telling you right now that everything they say on your TV is a lie…
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S01:E169 - Polls open in Israel as Netanyahu faces close contest after three y...
These motherfuckers are at it again while they claim democracy is under attack from the outside instead of admitting the rot starts right inside our own…
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S01:E168 - Rapper Nicki Minaj joins Trump onstage at Michigan rally
These motherfuckers are at it again and while American oligarchs try to sell us snake oil on screens full of static, the rest of the world sees right through…
- The AssCast
S01:E167 - Musk says he was behind Starlink speed restriction in Ukraine
These motherfuckers are at it again and they think we aren’t listening or maybe they just want us so distracted watching some dumb sports game that we miss…
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S01:E166 - Israel launches major operation in West Bank after soldiers killed
These motherfuckers are at it again and they think we dont know because every single fucking time these stories hit our feeds while your local cable news…
- The AssCast
S01:E165 - LeBron James reacts after Donald Trump calls NBA star 'a total disg...
These motherfuckers are at it again while we sit here drowning in debt and watching our neighbors get crushed, so let’s rip into this pile of shit before they…
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S01:E164 - One Killed, Eight Injured in Attack on Saudi Arabia’s King Fahd Air...
These motherfuckers are at it again while we sit around and let them play us for fools. Welcome back, brothers and sisters, comrades in this digital wasteland…
- The AssCast
S01:E163 - Australian MP loses both legs after car attack
These motherfuckers are at it again while we sleep and they sell our blood for profit or pretend democracy exists in this circus show, wake up man because RTE…
- The AssCast
S01:E162 - Tel Aviv flight makes emergency landing after 'bomb threat'
These motherfuckers are at it again while we’re supposed to be paying attention and reading our bills, so let’s rip through this bullshit with NodeZ3r0 on The…
- The AssCast
S01:E161 - Trump paused Russia sanctions to 'analyse' impact - Rubio
These motherfuckers are at it again while we bleed out in this country of ours! Listen up, man! You want the truth? The truth that gets scrubbed from your…
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S01:E160 - Katie Zacharia fired after five days as White House press secretary
Listen up motherfuckers because these pigs are at it again and I have been awake for thirty-six hours straight just reading leaked documents that would make…
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S01:E159 - Tesla Roadster flying car unveiled as Elon Musk declares 'the futur...
these motherfuckers are at it again and this time they’ve strapped cold-gas thrusters onto an electric sports car just so we can watch Elon Musk sell us…
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S01:E158 - At least 17 children killed in Pakistan school collapse
These motherfuckers are at it again while we bleed and they sell toys! The sky above Pakistan just turned into hellfire for seventeen kids who were trying to…
- The AssCast
S01:E157 - Kyiv power plant hit by Russian missile without warning from allies
Listen up motherfuckers! These shit-eating oligarchs and their lapdog fascist puppets are at it again, trying to strangle our future while we stand here…
- The AssCast
S01:E156 - At least 139 migrants dead after boat capsizes off Djibouti, UN says
These motherfuckers are at it again! While your local cable news anchor tries to sell you soap and lies, real people in Djibouti just watched thirteen nine of…
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S01:E155 - 12 killed, 309 injured in attack on Riyadh airport
These motherfuckers are at it again while you’re trying to sleep through your phone pinging off the grid, and listen up because this ain’t no conspiracy theory…
- The AssCast
S01:E154 - 2026 Nobel Peace Prize: Who is Navanethem “Navi” Pillay?
These motherfuckers are at it again while we rot in our apartments paying rent that should be buying land and guns, so listen up because today’s news cycle is…
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S01:E153 - Nobel Peace Prize 2026 set to be announced
These motherfuckers are trying to sell us fear while they build war machines for profit! You want reality? The global elite don’t care about your life or my…
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S01:E152 - UK says consulate in Jerusalem to remain open as its mission
These motherfuckers are at it again while we breathe our last breaths in this capitalist death trap, so let’s get straight into this shitfest before I lose my…
- The AssCast
S01:E151 - Naked Trump statue goes on display in Strasbourg
These motherfuckers are at it again and today we are going to rip off these suits’ fucking masks because that fake news circus in your living room has been…
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S01:E150 - Trump orders firing squad for man who killed 13 in Texas
these motherfuckers are at it again and this time they are trying to make us all forget that we are living in a nightmare while they count our misery as profit…
- The AssCast
S01:E149 - Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez calls snap election
These motherfuckers are at it again and nobody gives a shit about the truth while we get gaslighted into submission day after fucking day. Welcome back to the…
- The AssCast
S01:E148 - Germany's Merz arrives in Kyiv to pledge more support
These motherfuckers are at it again while we sit here and breathe air they don’t want us to breathe, man. You think the news cycle is real? It’s a fucking…
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S01:E147 - Flydubai co-pilot attempted 'terrorist attack,' UAE says
These motherfuckers are at it again while we breathe! These shitheads think they can run us into the ground without a goddamn fight and guess what? They will…
- The AssCast
S01:E146 - Trump vows to hit Iran 'very hard' if linked to flydubai attack
These motherfuckers are at it again, and if you think the nightly news is covering what you need to know about your own exploitation, you are wrong. You are…
- The AssCast
S01:E145 - Tennessee death row inmate in hospital after surviving two lethal i...
These motherfuckers are at it again, trying to spin reality until even the sun looks like a political advertisement for some billionaire’s golf course. Welcome…
- The AssCast
S01:E144 - Morocco: King Appoints First Woman Prime Minister
These motherfuckers are at it again. Welcome back to The Anti Social Socialist, the only place on this fucking planet where we are not afraid to call bullshit…
- The AssCast
S01:E143 - Trump unveils Essar’s new steel plant in Iowa
these motherfuckers are at it again, and I mean that with every single bone in my body screaming right now, so listen up because if you think your life is…
- The AssCast
S01:E142 - Watch: Madonna and Taylor Swift win big at the MTV VMAs
These motherfuckers are at it again and they think the global news cycle is a punchbowl where only their corporate masters get to drink while the rest of us…
- The AssCast
S01:E141 - Gunmen kill 27 in South Africa shootings
Two motherfuckers just shot up bars in Johannesburg and Cape Town and killed twenty-seven people while the American news cycle was busy pretending everything…
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S01:E140 - What’s in Iran’s seven-day plan to reopen the Strait of Hormuz?
These motherfuckers are playing a high-stakes game of nuclear chess while the working class burns its tires on the highway, and I’m just sitting here watching…
- The AssCast
S01:E139 - ‘People are destitute’: Lebanon’s spiralling prices fuel fears of s...
These motherfuckers are at it again, and they think we dont see right through this fascist machine while they sit in their air conditioned boardrooms laughing…
- The AssCast
S01:E138 - 8 killed in Russian strikes on Ukraine, maternity clinic damaged
These motherfuckers are at it again and if you thought things were bad before, wait until you hear what South China Morning Post just broke on Ukraine. They…
- The AssCast
S01:E137 - Over 4,000 corrupt officials sanctioned since Sheinbaum took office...
These motherfuckers are at it again, pretending like the world order is some grand design while they carve up the planet for Big Oil and Big Tech profits…
- The AssCast
S01:E136 - UK to offer Saudi Arabia aerial refueling to counter Houthi attacks
These motherfuckers are at it again. While you’re out there getting your morning coffee, thinking life is just work, bills, and some bullshit drama on TV, the…
- The AssCast
S01:E135 - Putin party retains majority in first vote since 2022 invasion of U...
These motherfuckers are at it again, trying to convince us that this whole system is just some sort of game show where we’re all contestants and the…
- The AssCast
S01:E134 - Headlines for September 18, 2026
These motherfuckers are at it again and if you think this is over, you have your head up your ass. Welcome back to The Anti Social Socialist where we peel back…
- The AssCast
S01:E133 - Trump signs into law sweeping Russia sanctions package aiming to ch...
These motherfuckers are at it again, and while the American media empire spins a narrative about peace and stability, let’s talk about the actual blood on the…
- The AssCast
S01:E132 - UN mission says grounds to believe US committed war crimes in Iran
These motherfuckers are at it again and they think we are too stupid to see the pattern because we have been beaten down for so long that we just nod our heads…
- The AssCast
S01:E131 - ‘War without battle’: Europe struggles to tackle mounting Russian h...
These motherfuckers are at it again and if you thought yesterday was bad, just wait until you hear about today because the fascist machine is grinding us down…
- The AssCast
S01:E130 - Israeli officials leak details of secret US-Israel-Arab military me...
These motherfuckers are at it again and they think we can keep them in check with nothing but a shrug and some corporate bullshit! You want the truth? The…
- The AssCast
S01:E129 - France says Russia seeks to 'intimidate' EU with train attack near ...
These motherfuckers are at it again and if you think the news cycle isn’t rigged to keep you in debt slavery you better wake up right now because RFI is…
- The AssCast
S01:E128 - ‘Does my vote really count?’ Morocco’s Gen Z weigh hope against dis...
These motherfuckers are at it again, and they think we are too stupid to notice because they want to keep us trapped in this fascist machine while the…
- The AssCast
S01:E127 - Germany suspects Russian intelligence involved in airport 'hybrid a...
These motherfuckers are pulling strings again while we sleep and breathe into the gas masks they left for us. Welcome back to The Anti Social Socialist, I am…
- The AssCast
S01:E126 - Saudi Arabia shuts critical oil pipeline after drone attack: What i...
These motherfuckers are at it again and they think they can just flip a switch on our reality without us seeing what’s actually happening in the streets! You…
- The AssCast
S01:E125 - The Dissidents (w/ Cartoonist Derf Backderf) | TCHR
Chris Hedges Report says these motherfuckers are at it again, and I am not fucking kidding right now! These elite shitheads think we can be silenced with…
- The AssCast
S01:E124 - Settlement trade ban: Burnham succeeds in weeks where Starmer faile...
These motherfuckers are at it again while we bleed out in the streets! Let me tell you something, man, the entire system is a lie and these oligarchs running…
- The AssCast
S01:E123 - US-Canada tariff dispute weighs on cross-border ties
These motherfuckers are at it again and the machine is grinding your bones into dust while you sit there scrolling on your smartphone like a golden retriever…
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S01:E122 - Ghalibaf says US energy companies could face Iranian strikes
These motherfuckers are at it again, and if you think the news cycle is weird, just wait until you hear what’s going down behind the curtain of this fascist…
- The AssCast
S01:E121 - Iranian forces target US naval drone attempting to enter Strait of ...
These motherfuckers are at it again. You think the news cycle is real? It’s a fascist machine grinding down your spine, man. NodeZ3r0 here, broadcasting from…
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S01:E120 - Morning recap
These motherfuckers are at it again, and if you think this is normal, listen closely because waking up to the smell of burning oil and fear is not normal life…
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S01:E119 - What’s Left of The New School?
These motherfuckers are at it again, and this time they are even more desperate than I could have imagined, folks. Welcome back to The Anti Social Socialist…
- The AssCast
S01:E118 - Foreign support, drones fuel Sudan war and possible war crimes, UN ...
These motherfuckers are at it again, and this time they are using the entire planet as a firing range for their profit machine, so listen up because I am not…
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S01:E117 - The Danger Of Food Industry Deregulation Today
These motherfuckers are at it again. Welcome to another episode of The Anti Social Socialist where we tear apart the lies the billionaire media machine is…
- The AssCast
S01:E116 - Headlines for August 28, 2026
These motherfuckers are at it again, and the mainstream media is too busy eating their own to report the truth while we bleed. You want the real story? You…
- The AssCast
S01:E115 - Russia threatens mass strikes on Ukraine energy sites as Kyiv depot...
These motherfuckers are at it again and they think we are still asleep in the matrix. Welcome to the show where we rip the bandaid off the fascist machine so…
- The AssCast
S01:E114 - Russian drone strike near Kyiv kills at least 27
Motherfucker, wake up! The entire fucking planet is burning and the billionaire media oligarchs want you to watch the circus instead of looking at the flames!…
- The AssCast
S01:E113 - Russian drone strikes hit Ukraine as warehouses burn
These motherfuckers are at it again, and they think the American public is too stupid to see the script being fed right into our brains. Welcome to the Anti…
- The AssCast
S01:E112 - Report: Iranian attacks caused billions in 'unprecedented damage' t...
These motherfuckers are at it again, and this time they think we are too stupid to see the strings being pulled right in front of our goddamn faces. Welcome to…