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MotoPG
There have never been three more sophisticated, informed, or serious MotoGP commentators than those screaming bastards on Italian TV. Or those stuttering Pom pumpernickels who keep saying “penultimate” because its fancier than “second-last”. They’re pretty good at this MotoGP commentary stuff. And there’s a few Spanish commentators who are the top of their game. We’re not them.
Episodes
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 099: The Mamba Gloriosa Signature Episode
"The number 99 is said to be a powerful symbol of destiny, completion, and perfection." So says the all knowing Google internet thingy. But in Moto GP 99…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 098: Like a Wildebeest Trapped In a Tent
Moto PG on a Tuesday? Yes. The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe publishes when we say it publishes and this week it is Tuesday bitches. So get…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 097: Chocolate is Portuguese for Anal
It's hard to tell from the title but Moto PG has gone high brow, bitches. The greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe has, over time, morphed into so…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 096: Surprise!
Life is full of surprises. There's the unwelcome kind, like when the doctor says "I have your test results. I'm afraid it's gonorrhea" and then there's the…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 095: We've Got Budgies Bigger Than That
Freido is away on 'Big Business' but never fear, Boris and Tug are in complete control. And if you believe that, you must be a first time listener so welcome…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 094: There's A Good Market In Vintage Merkins (and Dennis Savic is in studio)
What do women's pubic wigs have to do with the greatest sport in the world? Nothing, of course. But when the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast On Earth puts the…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 093: Daddy, What's a Man Choomla?
Before we get on to this week's episode, did you bitches buy Borrie's books yet? The big man does nothing but give to you people, week in and week out, and he…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 092: There's No Fat Germans
There is a very simple answer to all the questions we receive about the greatest motorcycling podcast on earth here at MotoPG HQ. That answer is: 'you'll have…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 091: Put Some Lemon On This!
It's back bitches! And it's glorious. The gift that keeps on giving once again exceeded expectations to kick off 2023 and Freido, Tug and Boris are here to…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 090: Boris Flies Solo
It's not quite The Beatles breaking up but Boris flying solo with no Tug or Freido might be just as confronting. Sadly, that's where we find ourselves this…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 089: Pin The Gas On The Podcast
Americans aren't like us. Well most of them, anyway. But there are a few who are a bit like us and we've found some in the world of Moto GP podcasting. As most…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 088: Simon Crafar. Enough Said
When this podcast launched the simple concept (in lieu of a business plan) was to capture the demented ramblings of three self appointed motorcycle racing…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 087: The Ginger Ninja Ready To Roll In 2023
Party's over bitches. Christmas is in the rear view mirror and it's 2023 so time to get back to work ahead of what's going to be another crazy season of racing…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 086: Happy Merrynium
Last week it was Whitney Houston but the inspiration for this week's episode comes from the late, great English comedian Sean Lock who coined the magnificent…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 085: We Believe That Children Are Our Future
Like Whitney Houston, we here at MotoPG believe that children are our future. And that motorcycle riding is the Greatest Love of All. And so on this episode of…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 084: The Man, The Myth, The Legend...The Ax
There's a few words we throw around too freely in sport. Penultimate is one but legend is another. Genuine legends are few and far between but nobody in…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 083: The Summer Sessions and FREE BEER!
Just because there's no racing doesn't mean there's no Moto PG. Boris, Tug and Freido are nothing if not innovative so to keep you all entertained during the…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 082: Boris Of The Overflow
Our intrepid trio aren't the types to look back. Lord knows, the carnage they would see if they did might just make them stop and think and stopping and…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 081: Like A Beaver Full Of Cheese
'The art of rhythmical composition, written or spoken, for exciting pleasure by beautiful, imaginative, or elevated thoughts.' None of these words from…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 080: A Dingo Ate My Baby!
Boris might be an imposing figure of a man but when it comes to motorcycles and the men who race them he much more resembles a 12-year-old girl at a boy band…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 079: The Birth of F*#ky Boy
You'd think three talentless bums who lucked their way into a successful podcast thanks to some extraordinary (and ongoing) work behind the scenes would be…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 078: We're Like Godzilla With A Big Lizard Erection
Tug is phoning it in this week (in every imaginable way) but it hasn't effected the quality of analysis at all, as you can probably tell from the title. None…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 077: He Smells Of The Street
Who could possibly be interested in three reprobates with microphones talking about a 'sport' that more resembles a soap opera for grown men than any serious…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 076: Freido's Unstable erection
Freido is in Misano with an unstable erection but he managed to get through most of the show before being prematurely ejected. Don't let the dodgy tech put you…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 075: The Betsy Approach
Sometimes it's difficult to know what to write in this space. How is one supposed to summarise, in a few sentences, a 'show' that more resembles a children's…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 074: What is a Harbour Whore?
It's like riding a bike, really. Sure, the summer break is too long and too boring (though Borrie has an idea for how to fix that) but it's as though the boys…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 073: Jack's Bucks Party
About the only thing this bucks party didn't have was the buck himself (though those in attendance got the next best thing...an interview with his family!)…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 072: The Bonus Episode!
ANOTHER Moto PG? But you've barely had time to digest the last one? Stop panicking bitches, this one's a special announcement. It's not like the usual…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 071: 'You get the broom and push the Choomlah...
As Jerry was to George and Elaine in Seinfeld, so Freido is to Boris and Tug on Moto PG. He is the glue that bonds the whole thing together. His presence…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 070: 'He slapped him like a cheating wife...'
When the racing is boring (like it was on Sunday) you'd probably think the podcast will be uninteresting, too. But that would be ridiculous because the…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 069: 'This Sh!t Writes Itself'
Usually in life we celebrate the high achievers. The ones who do the things we ourselves could not. Think Federer, Woods, Rossi and - yes - even Marquez. But…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 068: Nobody Chases Baby Jeebus
Nobody Chases Baby Jeebus. It's like a hippie shit themselves. Tits make everything better. This is just a small sample of the highlights that await in Episode…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 067: The Choomlah Peek-a-Boo
Sometimes motorcycle racing is about more than motorcycles and racing. Sometimes - when it is in France for example - it is about motorcycle racing AND…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 066: Dennis Savic Unplugged
If you listened to last week's episode (and if you didn't then seriously, what are you doing with your life?) you would have heard the boys chatting electric…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 065: The Ballad of Fabio's Cags
And so there was racing, and there was merriment, and there was puerile, schoolboy humour to be had for someone had injured their private parts. And this was…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 064: How Dumb Is Fabio?
It's a miracle. The boys didn't go to hell last week despite Freido's blasphemous prayer and recording on Good Friday instead of worshipping like they should…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 063: 'We're going to hell.."
Does recording on Good Friday mean the team are going straight to hell? Let's hope not because Ep 63 is a ball tearer and it would be a shame if there were no…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 062: WTF Is The Secret Sound?
There are 7.9 billion people on planet earth and only two of them thought Aleix Espargaro could ever win a Moto GP race. Those people were Espergaro's wife…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 061: He Is Weak and Soft Like a Dead Sex Octopus
You know those concerts where some ageing rock star sings all their old hits? And the crowd loves it and can't get enough? And complain if they do anything…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 060: Blonder Than a Gangster's Moll
It's back. All of it. The racing, the swearing, the poem, the nicknames, the name calling, the 'will we get in trouble for saying this' commentary. And it's a…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 059: Harry Khouri and The Dirty Badger
It's getting closer bitches. The start of the season is less than three weeks away and the boys are all over it with Freido, Tug and Boris getting the inside…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 058: We're Back, Bitches, With Chris Vermeulen
It's 2022 bitches and the boys are back. But this time, they're organised. According to Boris, the show now has a 'format' and 'segments' and 'music' and 'more…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 057: Joel Kelso The Ginger Ninja (or Little Orange in Europe)
Joel 'The Ginger Ninja' Kelso joins Boris and Freido in the studio for a special episode of the MotoPG pod. Opportunities like this don't come along too often…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 056: Mark Willis Unplugged
Sure it was a long ride and yes it pelted rain all the way home Sunday but nobody died (as far as we know) and anybody who was at Singleton to hear Mark Willis…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 055: The Year In Review
Sitting around talking about motorcycles is great but it's not a patch on getting out there and actually doing it. If you didn't make it to the end of year…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 054: Marquez Is Blind and Pol Is Broke and HRC Is Now A Joke
They say all good things must come to an end and so it is with MotoGP season 2021 and the career of one of the all time greats, Valentino Rossi. It's an…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 053: The Blind Rhino In The Fog
It takes a lot to knock MotoGP off it's poem perch but it's happened this week thanks to South Africa' s pride and joy, the Blind Rhino Darryn Binder. Baby…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 052 - Fabulous - The Sexy Idiot Savant
There is a new King of Moto GP and so moved was Boris by the crowning of France's first world champion that he penned a poem in honour of Fabulous Fabio. Sure…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 051: A Little Ditty About Jack And Joan
Will this be the one that gets us sued? Maybe. What started out as the greatest motorcycling podcast in the world (and still is) has morphed over time and is…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 050: Pecco's Perfect Stiffy. Another Poem
If you thought it impossible for Boris to improve on his Pecco poem from Episode 49 you weren't alone. We all thought the Power of the Pecco Stiffy was as high…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 049 - The Power Of The Pecco Stiffy
There's a lot to like in Episode 49 but let's be honest, the highlight is Boris' Pecco poem. Moving, compelling, powerful, emotive...it is none of these…
MotoPGMotoPG Ep 048: The Sad Puta is no more....Meet Sookie San!
It's hard to know where to start with this one. The racing was meh but the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The World doesn't care about that. Boris has a new…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 047: The Hearts And Minds Public Bonus
There are still way too many of you taking advantage of our incredible generosity here at Moto PG by not joining our Patreon Pit Crew so we thought a little…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 046: Freido Says 'NO!'
Freido says no. Often. And now you can say NO! too with a new T-shirt in the merch shop. Scroll down and find the link below and make sure to buy two. We need…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 045: What Women Want
Danny Pedrosa tries to burn down Austria in a glorious weekend of racing, the podcast has a new sponsor and Boris solves the age old question of What Women…
MotoPGMot PG Ep 044: The Ginger Ninja
The Ginger Ninja, Joel Kelso, joins Boris Tug and Freido on a packed Epsiode 44 of the greatest motorcycling podcast in the world. Kelso talks Moto 3, Pedro…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 043: "In Bed With Freido.."
There's good and bad news for Ep 43. The bad news is the boys are remote because of the plague and that means the sound quality is rubbish. The good news is…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 042: "The BMW is like missionary, the Ducati is like taking it from behind..."
Tug told you so (which is infuriating for Borrie and Freido and anybody else who knows him) but just because he won one race does that mean Marc Marquez is…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 041: "He drinks medical waste..."
It's the sexiest episode yet. Fabulous set the tone with his on course nudity and Freido, Tug and Boris have picked up the ball and run with it. Episode 41 has…
MotoPG40: Moto PG Ep 040: RIP Jason Dupasquier
Sadly, it happens. Riding motorcycles at stupid fast speeds for the entertainment of people like us is dangerous and every now and then, tragically, someone…