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MotoPG
There have never been three more sophisticated, informed, or serious MotoGP commentators than those screaming bastards on Italian TV. Or those stuttering Pom pumpernickels who keep saying “penultimate” because its fancier than “second-last”. They’re pretty good at this MotoGP commentary stuff. And there’s a few Spanish commentators who are the top of their game. We’re not them.
Episodes
MotoPGMoto PG 161: Franky's Lady Parts Are Bruised
Franky's lady parts are bruised? Seriously? Yes people, THIS is the level of analysis you can expect from The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe…
MotoPGMoto PG 160: "Put Those Silver Hot Pants on B***h"
One Marquez taunting Borrie by winning everything is painful but two of them in the mix? Somebody might get hurt. A weekend of some of the best 'men riding…
MotoPGMoto PG 159: He Looks Like a Busted Violet Crumble
Trump in the White House, Elon Musk running Doge and Alex Marquez leading the Moto GP championship? These are, indeed, chaotic times. But never fear, the…
MotoPGMoto PG 158: Like a Lava Lamp With Legs
So, people, what did we learn from Argentina? Anything? Apart from things we already knew like Marc Marquez intending to personally torture Boris all year by…
MotoPGMoto PG 157: If Nobody Sees Will You Still Care?
The racing's back (mercifully) which means there should be something meaningful to talk about on the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe. But if…
MotoPGMoto PG 156: No Such Thing as Pointless Masturbation
Ladyboys, Gaza Strippers and some pointless masturbation...it can all mean only one thing. That's right bitches, The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The…
MotoPGIndian Summer Sessions Moto PG Podcast: Mat Mladin
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course…
MotoPGIndian Summer Series Moto PG Podcast: Senna Agius
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course…
MotoPGIndian Summer Sessions Moto PG Podcast: The FTR and the Year Ahead
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course…
MotoPGIndian Summer Sessions Moto PG Podcast: Patrick Primmer
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course…
MotoPGIndian Summer Sessions Moto PG Podcast: Christmas Special
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course…
MotoPGIndian Summer Sessions MotoPG Podcast: Joel Kelso
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course…
MotoPGIndian Summer Sessions Moto PG Podcast: Jacob Raulstone
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course…
MotoPGIndian Summer Sessions MotoPG Podcast: Troy Herfoss
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course…
MotoPGMoto PG 146: Speaking of Finger Banging Monkeys....
And so another year of Moto GP comes to a close and what a season it was. But as always the boys have no time for looking back and it is only the road ahead…
MotoPGMoto PG 145: There's No Such Thing as a Superfluous Testicle
Sometimes it's hard to do justice to the magnificence that is Moto GP racing and, as you'd expect, our three hosts generally fail in the endeavour. But like a…
MotoPGMoto PG 144: He's like an undead gimp..
A week unsupervised at the Island followed by a studio session with the only grown up member of the team missing. What could possibly go wrong? As soon as…
MotoPGMoto PG 143: No Man Is An Island
No man is an island BUT no island is a man, either. Even if it has a man's name. Like Philip. Which, when you think about it, is a great name for one of the…
MotoPGMoto PG 142: Is the Arctic Circle Like a Speedway?
Do you want the good news or the bad news first? OK, we'll start with the bad. There's no Boris on the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe this week…
MotoPGMoto PG 141: He Came for the Steak But Stayed for the Chicken..
A change is as good as a holiday they say so for episode 141 we're going to switch things up. Normally, we ask for money in this section AFTER we tell you…
MotoPGMoto PG 140: The Birth of the Pee Gees
Nobody asked for it. Nobody wanted it. And yet, somehow, one can't look away when they see/hear it. Ep 140 of The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe…
MotoPGMoto PG 139: Like Emu Meat Through The Colon of a Cattle Dog
They said we'd never make it and to be fair, that seemed a reasonable analysis at the time. But five years to the day and 138 episodes since the Greatest…
MotoPGMoto PG 138: Don't Rimini a Nun...
Few Moto GP podcasts tackle the real issues like the three intrepid hosts of The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe. Sure, they're issues unrelated…
MotoPGMoto PG 137: 'He Seized The Stripper By The Pigtails...'
'Rich Germany' delivered the most boring race of the year but just because the riders let you down doesnt mean the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The…
MotoPGMoto PG 136: I'm Torn - Like a Siamese Twin Meeting a Chainsaw
The racing wasn't as spectacular as we might have hoped but the soap opera that is Moto GP always delivers drama whether it's on or off the track. Joel Kelso…
MotoPGMoto PG 135: They Like Big Boots and They Cannot Lie
Techincal and medical issues mean a late drop this week but it's still the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in The Universe and for the price you bitches should…
MotoPGMoto PG 134: He passed The Dutchy on The Left Hand Side
The racing at Assen was fire and s is episode 133 of Moto PG. Borie' Poem, Rosies lettter and more, its all here so get it in your ears now. IMPORTANT…
MotoPGMoto PG 132: Yoda Returns
When there's no racing to review (and hence no associated bitch slapping that makes the whole circus so damn entertaining to watch) there's only one thing for…
MotoPGMoto PG 131: The Exorcism
It might be the greatest 'We told You So' of all time. Nobody could have predicted Jorge Martin moving to Aprilia and Marc Marquez joining Ducati unless they…
MotoPGMoto PG 130: The King Tide of Captaincy
It's the end of an era with the Captain pulling the pin on Moto GP at the end of the season (insert foghorn sound effect here). Not only did the boys have the…
MotoPGMoto PG 129: She'll Even Let You Pull Her Hair
Glorious. That's the only way to describe the French and the madness that is the paddock at Le Mans. And the racing lived up to the hype this past week despite…
MotoPGMoto PG 128: 'He sees their man eggs are unfried...'
What's the title about, you ask? We don't understand it either but it was funny when Borrie said it, which you'll hear after you press play. But don't do that…
MotoPGMoto PG 127: America - Home of the Gravy Seal
The racing in Texas (or North Mexico as our trio like to call it) was next level. So were the grid girls. And after a weekend like that there's only one guest…
MotoPGMoto PG 126: Beware the White Tiger
What do a white tiger, a Vegas casino act and Moto GP racing have in common? Nothing, obviously. But that doesn't stop our three intrepid analysts somehow…
MotoPGMoto PG 125: He took the camel's mighty gland...
And so it begins. The 2024 season is officially underway and the tone has already been set wth the episode title. It's a line drawn from Borrie's first poem of…
MotoPGMoto PG 124: Talking Testicles With Yoda
It might not be racing but it's still men riding motorcycles stupid fast so testing is worth talking about. Of course, if you're going to talk about a topic…
MotoPGMoto PG 123: Rising Stars: The Return of the Ginger Ninja
Even though Boris kissed him last time they met in person Joel Kelso agreed to come back on the Moto PG pod but with one caveat: it had to be on Zoom. Smart…
MotoPGMoto PG 122: Back Room Boys - Leon Camier
Some questions don't have answers. Like how does somebody who knows as much about motorcycles and racing as Leon Camier end up on this podcast? Something is…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 121: Rising (or should that be already risen?) Stars: Remy Gardner
Remy Gardner has spent his life surrounded by people who know motorcycles and motorcycle racing so one can only imagine his shock when he found himself on the…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 120: Rising Stars: Senna Agius
We don't yet have a nickname for him (feel free to make suggestions) but what a pleasure it was to chat with the popular and talented Sydneysider, Senna Agius…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 119: Rising Stars: Jacob Raulstone
You need to make a lot of good decisions to get to the top tier of motorcycle racing but even the best have the odd stumble. Jacob Raulstone has done…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 118: OMG it's Mat Mladin
There are three categories of Motorcycle racer. There are gods (which is all of them, even the Captain) there are aliens (Marquez, Rossi, Jorge etc) and then…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 117: Be Better, People
We love our fans and especially our Patreon supporters. We really do. But there's no diplomatic way to say this people - collectively, your'e not the sharpest…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 116: Yoda joins the show
There are few more knowledgeable, sensible or enlightened voices in Moto GP than New Zealand's Simon Crafar. And yet, for reasons unknown by mere mortals, he…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 115: Can You Hear The Drums Fernandez?
The racing in Valencia was brilliant but not a patch on Borrie's final poem of the year. Or the Captain's final instructions for 2023. Or even Rossi's final…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 114: I Think He Got Anal That Night
If you're wondering what the title of this week's show is about, try hitting the play button. (Advertising voice: The Play Button. Your key to MotoPG glory.)…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 113: Catching Up With The Dirty Badger
Tug's away but The Dirty Badger brings the boys up to speed with all the news from the paddock over the weekend at Sepang where the Captain surpassed Cal…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 112: Hey, Mr Nine Times....
The racing was glorious and the grid girls were spectacular. What more could a Moto GP fan want, I hear you ask? How about a poem? Or a behind the scenes look…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 111: The Bin Rats Danced Like Painted Sluts
Eventful might be underselling the week at Phillip Island but in the end it was all worth it when we finally got to see the Johann Zarco backflip. The flying…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 110: Shutup! I Have Panties To Ride Through
Have you ever seen three grown men choking down on one giant dick? Well you'll get to hear what that sounds like this week when Freido, Tug and Boris endure…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 109: It Pays To Be Filthy
Just because there was only half a race in Japan doesn't mean you only have to endure half an episode. Sure, the boys are all on their death beds but…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 108: Where Were The Elephants?
They said it would be a disaster. They said it wouldn't go ahead. They said the track wasn't fit for purpose. Well WTF would they know? The lads are joined by…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 107: 'I've never had a lentil on my face...'
'The worst race of the season' and 'a wake up call for rest of the paddock'. Did somebody get out of the wrong side of the bed or does Tugs have a point? It's…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 106: Jeremy McWilliams
Bonus time Bitches....He's raced everything from Aprilia 250cc smokers to American baggers, and won on them all. He even wins despite being 163 years old. And…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 105: O Captain! My Captain!
"It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!" In times of crisis we often turn to Seinfeld for guidance and after the shock of the Captain's win at Catalunya it…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 104: Choomlas Make Life Better
Tug is out so Simmo is in this week as the lads try to make sense of what happened in Austria at the weekend. Can they solve Jack MIller's seemingly unsolvable…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 103: Speaking Sense with Simon Crafar
Sense is something you don't hear a lot of in these parts - except when friend of the pod and legend of racing, TV and humanity itself Simon Crafar drops by to…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 102: I Remember The First Time I Saw My Father's Testicles
Sometimes the title of the episode has something to do with the episode itself. Other times, something so absurd has been said that it needs to be highlighted…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 101: The Most Disgusting Poem Ever
"That," said Borrie's wife, "is the most disgusting poem you've ever written. Surely you are not going to read that out?" But he did. And she was right. And…
MotoPGMoto PG Ep 100: And They Said We'd Never Make It
Well bitches, it's hard to tell who's more surprised about us making it to episode 100 of this (checks notes)....project. Is it us, who thought four episodes…