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Cortado Joe
A quick recap of each episode of Joe Rogan. Replace the three-hour venti latte with a ten minute cortado.
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Episodes
- Cortado Joe
#2572 - Colum Tyrrell
A five-hundred-dollar sports bet, a phone offering instant blackjack, and a comedian walking alone through bear country. This conversation covers some wildly…
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#2571 - Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr says he might write a hundred jokes and keep five. Imagine getting that kind of feedback on your other life choices. The joke factory Applause and…
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#2570 - Mystery Boys
A security flaw may have been sitting in PHP for roughly fourteen years. Meanwhile, we’re handing children phones and hoping the algorithms have good judgment…
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#2569 - Bill Thompson
A car that might fly. A race car that can drive upside down. And a driving lesson that says the fastest move is keeping your tires on the ground. Speed versus…
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#2568 - Ross Edgley
Imagine swimming against a current for four hours, then finding out you've traveled nowhere. Ross Edgley did that, and somehow the current was only one item on…
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#2567 - Mariana van Zeller
Imagine getting a video from Jon Bon Jovi, then finding out the relationship was a scam. Now imagine discovering the person sending those messages may have…
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#2566 - Cody Tucker
A frightening ride in a Volkswagen, a suspicious comment section, and wolves with dire-wolf traits. This conversation has range. The rabbit hole needs receipts…
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#2565 - Michael Douglas
Thirty years after Falling Down, Douglas and Joe Rogan are still talking about that perfectly good road getting torn up because somebody has a budget to spend…
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#2564 - Chuck Lorre
Chuck Lorre has a restaurant rule for sitcoms: serve one bad episode, and viewers might remember it like a cockroach in their dinner. That’s a lot of pressure…
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#2563 - Dan Richards
An elongated skull raises a good question. What shaped it? Then somebody mentions ancient interbreeding, and suddenly the conversation needs a much bigger…
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#2562 - Dan McClellan
A farmer hits a buried stone, and suddenly a three-thousand-year-old dragon has something to say about the Bible. Meanwhile, a verse can spend centuries in the…
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#2561 - LL Cool J
LL Cool J helped build a record label out of a homemade demo. These days, he's learning what it feels like to get flattened by somebody better at jiu-jitsu…
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JRE MMA Show #186 with Sean Sharaf
Sharaf knocked out Gable Stevenson in twelve seconds, reportedly as a 2,400-to-one underdog. Then he went on Joe Rogan’s podcast and wondered whether he should…
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#2560 - David Grusch
David Grusch thinks the U.S. will acknowledge non-human intelligence before Trump leaves office. He also says the people who control access to the alleged…
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#2559 - Sam Morril
Sam Morril finishes a special, walks back into the Comedy Cellar, and immediately wonders if he should quit. Apparently, the reward for writing an hour of…
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#2558 - Tyler Engle
A boat-shaped formation near Mount Ararat, a stone that rings, and a pyramid that might have made fertilizer. Ancient history has entered its group-chat era…
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#2557 - Yakov Smirnoff
Imagine your entire comedy career gets vaporized because the Cold War ends. Then imagine rebuilding it with breakfast, a 2,000-seat theater, and a psychology…
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#2556 - Siddharth Kara
Every time somebody calls an electric car or an AI server “clean,” ask one tiny follow-up: clean where? Because far from the charging cable, people are digging…
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#2555 - Ron White
A single great minute can launch a comedian’s career. It can also launch them directly into a terrifying situation where they need another fifty minutes by…
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#2554 - Carlo Rovelli
A particle can refuse to pick a path until something interacts with it. Humanity, meanwhile, has picked a path involving AI, nuclear weapons, and leaders…
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#2553 - Andrew Huberman
Your brain changes when you struggle, your sleep protects your brakes, and somebody is already wondering whether to microdose a GLP-1 with their roommate…
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#2552 - Ehsan Ahmad & Deric Poston
A fake NFL player allegedly pulled in $1.3 million with social media pages, a helmet in his car, and search results that looked close enough. That is the whole…
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#2550 - Rick Springfield
Imagine being 18, playing gigs in Vietnam while mortars are flying, then decades later walking onstage to thousands screaming for “Jessie’s Girl.” Rick…
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#2549 - Jared Diamond
A Mongol empire gets a boost from unusually wet weather, a translation can turn a sweet potato into a feces-filled insult, and Korean readers get one of…
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JRE MMA Show #185 with Ethyn Ewing
The toughest guy in the gym is impressive. The guy who can hurt you, evade you, and still drive home healthy is the real problem. Today’s fight talk is about…
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#2548 - Brian Simpson
A comedian can feel a room through the walls. A camera captures maybe two-thirds of it, and apparently a football helmet can capture way too much. Today’s…
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#2547 - Daniel Everett
Imagine meeting people with no words for numbers, left, right, north, or south, then watching one of them walk thirty miles home after seeing the route once…
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#2546 - Michael Button
What if the clean little story we learned about humanity is mostly a museum label stuck on a very large, very messy box? Because every time archaeology gets a…
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#2545 - Jesse Michels
What if the biggest UFO cover-up is a mountain of terrible UFO content? Blurry clips, grifters, contradictory stories, AI slop, and just enough genuinely…
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#2544 - Chris Williamson
A dead celebrity can't sue you, AI might remember whether you were rude to it, and weight-loss drugs may be coming for impulse shopping. If that sounds like…
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#2543 - MrBallen
One minute you're hearing about a creepy Russian mountain mystery, the next you're asking whether social media has turned public humiliation into a business…
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#2542 - Steve Hilton
If a state spends billions, passes a thousand bills, and still can't build a train without adding a bus, you don't have a policy problem. You have a genre…
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#2538 - Joe DeRosa
One minute you're grinding beans for thirteen seconds and feeling spiritually superior to a touchscreen espresso robot. The next minute you're hearing why cold…
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#2537 - David Sinclair
A scientist goes on Joe Rogan and calmly talks about rebooting old cells, making drug discovery absurdly faster with AI, and maybe one day making it impossible…
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#2536 - Eric Goode & Jeremy McBride
A pet iguana boom, boa constrictors stuffed with drugs, and turtles selling like luxury watches. The reptile world is apparently where conservation, crime, and…
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#2535 - Andrew Wilson
Today’s menu is incredible: maybe 80 percent of your timeline is fake, everybody’s mad before any facts arrive, and meanwhile AI may already be plotting like…
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JRE MMA Show #183 with Rico Verhoeven
Three judges, a stoppage nobody can stop arguing about, and a heavyweight saying the whole thing still feels unfinished. Honestly, if a commission admits…
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Lab Leaks and Bunkers
If even half of this is true, the most stressful room in America is not the Situation Room. It's apparently a bio lab with bad oversight and a conference call…
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Demons, Disclosure, and Lazar
This one has everything. Alien beams in the woods, a vice president getting dragged for saying demons, Bob Lazar refusing to die as a story, and the Catholic…
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Bunkers, Bots, and Bachman
This episode has everything. A farmer finds an underground city because of a runaway chicken, Stephen King invents a fake author because even he thought there…
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Exploding Fish and Spy Cats
If you told me this episode included killer whales using impact weapons, a CIA bugged cat, and a moon that supposedly rings like a bell, I'd say that's a…
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Giants, Tombs, and Coverups
A military pilot says he saw a giant corpse on a pallet headed out of Afghanistan, and somehow that is not even the weirdest part. Because once you add secret…
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Coffee, Glyphosate, and Ghost Signals
This one starts with office coffee and somehow ends with pyramids, telepathy, and autism as a giant human antenna. Which honestly feels like a pretty accurate…
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Ancient Machines or Bad Timelines
If even half of this stuff is what it looks like, somebody in the ancient world had way better tools than the textbooks are comfortable admitting. And if not…
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MrBeast Scale and Weird Futures
A thousand contestants, a thousand trap doors, twenty-seven miles of cable, and somehow that's only the beginning. Then it swings from zombie reality TV to AI…
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Knockouts and Culture Wars
A UFC card at the White House had 85,000 people outside reacting to knockouts like a delayed sports echo. And somehow that still might not be the weirdest part…
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Jobs, VR, and the Post-Human Mess
The fun version of AI is funny pictures and magic homework help. The less fun version is your degree turning into an expensive collector's item while everybody…
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Bonsai, Elbows, and Pig Hearts
This is one of those episodes where a rock star is carefully shaping century-old miniature trees, MMA is arguing over which direction an elbow is allowed to…
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Lowe’s Britain Breakdown
This one has everything: boat crossings, hotel bills, buried scandals, Sharia court claims, vaccine fights, and a political class being accused of sleepwalking…
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Prop Bets, Mushrooms, Metrics
A player allegedly chases a last-second basket to swing the spread, the CIA apparently helped flood the culture with LSD, and comics are out here being judged…
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Tin Lasers and White Pride
Today we've got a machine firing lasers at metal droplets hotter than the surface of sanity, an MMA argument that actually matters, and a reminder that a…
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Ancient Weapons, Future AI
A big chunk of this episode is basically one wild question. How are we talking about guided weapons in the Mahabharata, local AI boxes in your house, and…
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Tommy Lee, Bonsai, and Loud Opinions
One minute it's sex, drugs, and the Los Angeles rock machine chewing people up. The next minute Tommy Lee is trimming bonsai trees and talking about…
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Meth, Mushrooms, and Bread
If your sandwich sounds like a chemistry set and your wellness powder has seventy ingredients, we're already in business. And somehow that still isn't the…
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Smoke, Stores, and Secret Tech
Today has everything. Smoking still looks cool for some reason, Los Angeles might be pricing itself out of being Los Angeles, and somewhere between DMT elves…
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Oil, Almonds, and Outlaw Cows
This one has everything. A pool legend who plays better by shutting the world out, an Oregon proposal that could basically set ninety-one million cattle loose…
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Gaethje’s Pain Math
This is one of those fight conversations where a coach talks like a dad, a scientist, and a battlefield commander all at once. And somehow it ends with ice…
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Sun, Skin, and Weird Science
Turns out the sun might be better for you than the internet argument about the sun. Also, some sunscreen advice is weirdly outdated, and yes, there is a…
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DMT Drips and Knockout Night
A five-and-a-half-hour DMT trip with a pause button is one of those sentences that sounds fake even after you hear the details. And somehow that still wasn't…
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Gators, Lightning, and Dark Money
A guy gets dragged by an alligator, a mountain almost turns into a lightning trap, and somehow nonprofit hospitals are out here making real-profit profits…