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We Have That Podcast At Home
The generic brand version of your favorite podcast that’s been severely watered down and overly salted so you don’t notice. Each week we spin a wheel and play Russian roulette with our success. Join us, Rachel and Gamage, in all of our highly informed wisdom, because we are gods with the knowledge of a thousand lifetimes. Experience our bullshit every Sunday.
Episodes
- We Have That Podcast At Home
Ep105 Laughter-R-Us
In this mini episode we managed to squeeze out despite our busy schedules, we’re the funniest we’ve ever been ever. So funny.
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Ep104 Soul Chimera Familiar Part 2: Revenge of the Wheel
We collect the second half of our animal soul buddies and prepare to randomize the parts of our chimera. We’re set up with some winners so fingers crossed we…
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Ep103 Soul Chimera Familiar Part 1: Animal Soul Buddy Farm
Abandoning the offensive term that is “spirit animal”, we’re gathering a catalog of animal soul buddies from various personality quizzes so that we can…
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Ep102 Murdered by Unicorns
We give our spoiler diseased review of Death of a Unicorn, a movie that should be loved but so many hate for some reason.
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Ep101 Buckle Up, Buckaroo Banzai
We watched The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai and if you haven’t, you should. Not so you can understand what we’re talking about, but so you understand that…
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Ep100 Joint Association For At Risk Squids
It’s a big celebration as we venture beyond double digits with rapid fire wheel spins during a telethon. We’re trying to give to charity but we’re just so…
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Ep99 Texan Desires Powder Protein
Powder is so white that a single hot Cheeto would kill him. Powder is so white that he thinks ‘cunnilingus’ is a type of pasta. Powder is so white that he has…
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Ep98 Eating Spumoni Off Vin Diesel
Ice cream euphemisms, lettuce on pizza, which Avatar bender nation we are, and the dangers of Sleep Milk.
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Ep97 Don’t Makeout With Your Brother’s Imaginary Friend
We began our trek through the Disney Channel Original Movie universe with Don’t Look Under The Bed, a clear ripoff of the “beloved” and “critically acclaimed”…
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Ep96 Garbage In Person
Now you get to hear what we’re like in the same room. Spoiler: It's also bad. Believe me when I say I cut like twelve different rants from this one.
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Ep95 Rachel Talks Music
Celebrating the halfway point of 2025, we spill our current picks for favorite albums. Rachel also talks about a lot of albums that aren’t her favorite picks…
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Ep94 Smoking Is Cool
It’s also disgusting expensive and is actively killing you, that’s the tradeoff for being fly AF. We got some halfway decent distractions from the wildfire…
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Ep93 No Hand Wiping
How do people without arms wipe? Well we don’t answer it. We also don’t answer a handful of other stupid questions.
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Ep92 The Other Ewok Movie
I don't know what you want from us. Yeah, there were two of these life events and by golly we're just innocent men.
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Ep91 Of The Star Wars
You know what I think the world needs? More opinions on the Star Wars. So this week, we’ve explored the cream of the crop.
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Ep90 Dummy Discourse
We take turns forcing the other into the wrong side of a debate. We employ the dirtiest tactics to win these fake arguments with each other. Gaslighting…
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Ep89 Popsicle Toes
Guessing movie plots or real life crimes is a skill I’m proud to put on a resume, and it’s also the theme of this episode. Melancholia sucks.
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Ep88 Mayonnaise With Islands
Our friend hit someone with her car and just left the scene. Allegedly. Also we discuss kidney stones, doctor diapers, augmenting fart sounds, and how…
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Ep87 Honey, I Shrunk Our Standards
We explore just the tip of the Honey, I Shrunk The Kids franchise, being just the three movies. Well, really just the first two since the third could be summed…
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Ep86 The Hottest Falcon Sex Hats
We discover if our friendship is toxic or not and the answer may surprise you. I said may. Then we answer some complicated questions and Gamage talks about…
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Ep85 Modern Horror Mess
“We” talk about the modern horror movie and rate them in a lightning round fashion. Unfortunately, Rachel hasn’t seen most of them so this is pretty much all…
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Ep84 A TV Burrito
We talk a lot about TV shows we like around what was intended to be a 'No Stupid Questions' episode. But hey, Adolescence is great right?
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Ep83 For Real This Time
We try that millionaire trivia game again. This time, Gamage takes it more seriously and Rachel proves once and for all that she doesn’t know anything about…
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Ep82 Did Gamage Want To Be A Millionaire?
Gamage tries his luck and knowledge in a bout to win a million dollars that Rachel definitely for sure has..
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Ep80 Shill-o’-the-Wisp
We forgot to do some ad reads so we're dedicating this episode to our generous sponsors who are definitely real. Here's the [THIS LINK HAS EXPIRED].
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Ep79 Dumb Names For Dumb Criminals
Checking out costumed crimes and fast food crimes because the serious ones bum us out.
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Ep78 All Booba Good Booba
Cat weddings, sea monkeys, goo-tubes, coyote pee, scrambled butt eggs. No, I’m not reciting the dementia ridden scrawlings of my grandma’s shopping list.
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Ep77 You Put Munitions Chips In Toys?
We watched Small Soldiers, a super realistic movie about action figures designed with weapon grade military chips that make them sentient.
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Ep76 Double-You Why Are
Giant cats, transdimensional Taco Bells, and Animorphs are all present in this latest drop of Would You Rathers.
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Ep75 Warriors of Viruliferous
You had me at elemental kung-fu kangaroos, but you lost me almost immediately. Warriors of Virtue had potential to be the coolest movie for every twelve year…
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Ep74 You Must Be My Lucky Star Kid
Crack open a fresh bag of robo-turds and fasten your cyber suit as we dive into the underrated Star Kid.
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Ep73 Trials and Rachelations
Rachel finally gets her moment to share the things that made her laugh like 20 years ago, but first she must prove her worth.
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Ep72 Badly Reviewing Bad Reviews
We check out the most popular funny reviews you’ve definitely read somewhere else.
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Ep71 Stop Hitting People
Should you hit your spouse? What if you hit your spouse? Is it wrong to hit your spouse? All of these are answered in this week’s Am I The A-Hole judgement…
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Ep70 Party Crimes
Look, we’re trying to be a super serious True Crime podcast, but I’m starting to think we’re just not built for it. Our theme today is party crimes and we…
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Ep69 The Future Is Kinda Dim So We Have To Take These Sunglasses Off And Use Our Phone Lights
69 lol nice. Really though, we make our predictions for 2025 and while they’re pretty farfetched, nothing surprises me anymore. My autopsy came back negative…
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Ep68 The 2024 Kidney Stone
Goodbye, au revoir, farewell, sayonara, auf wiedersehen, or whatever you use to exit a conversation. Just as long as it’s not “sEe YoU nExT yEaR lol”, don’t be…
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Ep67 How sANTa Got His Groove Back
Santa hires us to help make Christmas hip, and boy we’ve been dying to share our ideas with anyone willing to listen. Just in time for the big day.
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Ep66 Festive Felons
Oh Christmas crimes, oh Christmas crimes, I can’t think up another verse. Did you know criminals don’t take holiday vacations? Check out these weird and funny…
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Ep65 Spookin Your Jollies
We explore how to incorporate your Halloween remnants into the festive seasons and why you should be answering the door expecting trick-or-treaters year round…
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Ep64 Seasonal Movie Confusion
Can Santa fight the devil? Is Santa’s best friend Merlin the wizard? Can Santa successfully drug all the children in time? Are all of these really answered in…
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Ep63 Keep Those Centipedes Off My Junk
Solid life advice today. Also providing the answers for what to do when your significant other chops down your family tree, won’t stop rapping, or keeps…
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Ep62 Gaming Chair Psychologists
We’re therapists today(not really), and our methods of diagnosing rely solely on internet personality tests. Surely, we’ll receive accurate maps of our psyche…
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Ep61 Do Skeletons Dream of Plastic Teets?
‘No such thing as a stupid question’ I’m told, but we refuse to stop looking for that question to discredit the rule. We also talk about depression, sex in…
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Ep60 It’s Not About The Fish
Don’t let Rachel into your house because she’ll just light all your damn candles. In this episode, we cover the proper procedure for handling an individual…
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Ep59 Spoopenheim
It’s our favorite time of year again. This year we’ve gone with some real spooky stories of history. Roanoke colony? Donner party?? Demon core??? HEADLESS…
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Ep58 Gamage Spoils Supernatural: Nothing Ever Mattered
For better or worse, it’s the end of the road. Gamage has finally passed the kidney stone that is this show and we move on to better stuff. Except if you’re…
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Ep57 Gamage Spoils Supernatural: The Fun Seasons
Gamage didn’t take his adderall and is on a tantrum about the middle chunk of Supernatural. You can’t really discuss the beginning and the end without this…
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Ep56 Gamage Spoils Supernatural: The “Good” Seasons
Gamage tells all in this very special first of thee episodes detailing all that is Supernatural. Spoilers ahead.
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Ep55 Roan of Arc and Cheese Foam
Roses are red, Dying Butthole Scorpions are brown, flowers of any color, aren’t a ticket to pound town. We’re supposed to be doing No Stupid Questions, but we…
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Ep54 Celebrity Hypotheticals
What if Nancy Reagan stole all your ketchup? Can Michael Jackson help you fix the broken vase before mom gets home? Would you rather have Drew Barrymore kick…
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Ep53 We're Breaking Up
And you should too. We want, no, we dare you to. It’s the best advice for any occasion. Mailman stealing your mail? Break up with him. Dirty dishes? Break up…
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Ep52 First Annual WHTPAHversary
It’s been a year since we set out on our journey to water down the already saturated market of podcasting. What have we learned so far? Bupkis. Regardless, we…
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Ep51 Rather You Wouldn't
Would you rather sleep soundly at night or lie awake dripping in existential dread? Would you rather eat a hot dog or a used sandal? Would you rather fight a…
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Ep50 Hot Goss or Slander Banter
Try out our new fragrance: Power of the Anteater. You’ll need that musk to navigate through these fun and weird facts about celebrities that might be true, or…
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Ep49 Sloppy Swardsman
It’s really hard for some people not to be A-holes. Regardless, it’s free content for us so join in and see if you can outjudge us. We also scratch the surface…
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Ep48 The NeverEnding Suffering Part 3: Passion of the Barktroll
We finally come to the conclusion that was promised would never come and meet the real hero of the series, Barky, and hear his saga of battling the Nasty Jack…
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Ep47 The NeverEnding Suffering Part 2: How The Turn-Tables
Rachel gives a warm welcome to Gamage in the pit of torment and shows him around as they lament the dark experience of The NeverEnding Story 2: The Next…
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Ep46 The NeverEnding Suffering Part 1: Rachel’s Torment
Ah, the masterpiece that is 1984s The NeverEnding Story. A cult classic for millions of children for an era. Now? The method of torture for unfortunate Rachels…