Ep99 Texan Desires Powder Protein

We Have That Podcast At Home · Jul 24, 2025 · 1h

Powder is so white that a single hot Cheeto would kill him. Powder is so white that he thinks ‘cunnilingus’ is a type of pasta. Powder is so white that he has a favorite font. Powder is so white that he spends his free time at airports clapping at every landing plane. Powder is so white that he writes Fallout fanfiction. Powder is so white that he emits an aura where rhythm is nullified. Powder is so white that he always checks in on Facebook with “haha here we go again” when he eats at Applebee’s.