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Red State Update
Trump-hating rednecks Jackie & Dunlap take on politics and pop culture from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, TN. Real news. Fake Sponsors.
Episodes
Red State UpdateEpisode 135: Read The Phone or North To Alaska
Jackie and Dunlap on John Wayne, Ronald Reagan, Johnny Horton, Silly History, Hilary, Fabian, Dr. Ben Carson, Scott Walker, Voter Fraud, FBI Surveillance, Rand…
Red State UpdateEpisode 134: Little Smell or Synonym for Penis
Jackie and Dunlap on Rand Paul, the Patriot Act, Denny Hastert, police killings, Bernie Sanders, erotic fiction, the GOP clown car, the roomier but no less…
Red State UpdateEpisode 133: Preacher President or Bonanza Scandals
Jackie and Dunlap make a playlist, realize they shouldn't make any more tv shows about families, and again give Obama the perfect plan to blow up ISIS. Why…
Red State UpdateEpisode 132: I'll Do Both Voices or Sharky's Machine
Jackie and Dunlap break up and get back together, as Burt Reynolds would want. QUESTIONS: Can God ever be wrong? Can George W. Bush ever be wrong? TALKABOUTS…
Red State UpdateEpisode 131: Throw It Outside
Jackie and Dunlap on new Hamburglars, Huckabee diabetes, Jade Helm, and drawing contests. Sponsored by The Squatting Winker and Soured Towels.
Red State UpdateEpisode 130: Dainty Hands
Jackie and Dunlap on Avengers: Age of Ultron, Guns: Bathroom of Boehner, Baby: Princess of Who Cares, and President: Idiots of Running Sponsors: Wesley Press…
Red State UpdateEpisode 129: You Asked 'Em Again And We Answered
Got any questions for Jackie and Dunlap? Then you should have wrote 'em down on our Facebook like two or three hours ago, 'cause we answered a bunch of 'em…
Red State UpdateEpisode 128: Who's Dead On Night Court
Ben Affleck, Batman, and Hillary Clinton lie about their ancestors. Who owned slaves? Who was an immigrant? Who was in the Black Hand? Also: It's Batman vs…
Red State UpdateEpisode 127: Trash Dogs & Fish Plays
Jackie and Dunlap go through Hillary Clinton's just-released 2016 I'm-Runnin'-For-President Announcement Video frame-by-frame. She won't slip nothin' by us!…
Red State UpdateEpisode 126: Wheelin' and Dealin'
Jackie and Dunlap on Obama's new best buddies Cuba and Iran, some more gay wedding stuff, a rant on how bad politicians suck, Rand Paul is out of pocket, a…
Red State UpdateEpisode 125: Corn Is Cake For Deer
Jackie and Dunlap on Indiana gay-haters, religious freedom, gay Cruz jams, Paul fibs, weasel vs. crazy, horse rip-offs, and TV themes. We end this episode with…
Red State UpdateEpisode 124: Twix Egg
Jackie hates Easter. Netanyahu hates Obama. Everybody hates Ted Cruz. Jackie says the "s" word. All that and so, so much more. Springtime! Sponsored by Easter…
Red State UpdateEpisode 123: Dear Iran
Jackie and Dunlap write their own letter to Iran. Will you sign? Sponsored by The Pudding Pail & Hedgehog and Blue Jay's Rockin' Burgers and Good Time Fries.
Red State UpdateEpisode 122: Sneaky Emails
Jackie and Dunlap on Boko Haram, ISIS, Hillary Clinton, Daylight Savings Time, and other modern evils. Sponsored by Bucket of Minnows and Horse Gravy.
Red State UpdateEpisode 121: Space Funerals
Jackie and Dunlap on recruiting for ISIS, the death of Leonard Nimoy, Star Trek vs. Star Wars, slow Spock, and fun at CPAC with Rand Paul, Chris Christie…
Red State UpdateEpisode 120: Dog and a Hamburger (Another You Ask 'Em)
It's another another You Ask 'Em, our listener-submitted questionpalooza. Who really loves America? Who's really lying about their war experiences? Who is…
Red State UpdateEpisode 119: Day After Valentine's Day Special
Will the Bible become the official book of Tennessee? Will Alabama allow gay marriage? Will Obama go to war? What is a butt buddy? Jackie and Dunlap answer…
Red State UpdateEpisode 118: King Arthur vs. George Washington
Obama runs down Jesus at a prayer breakfast. Rand Paul hates vaccines so much he makes us look at his gross arm. Brian Williams lies like a damn dog. Jackie…
Red State UpdateEpisode 117: Who's Running For President Now? 2016
Jackie and Dunlap on the Super Bowl, Ricky Skaggs videos, and the 2016 Presidential candidates. All of 'em! Hillary Clinton, Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush, Scott…
Red State UpdateEpisode 116: Sniper Every Time
Jackie and Dunlap on American Sniper, the State of the Union, and Netanyahu in Congress. Also, send us your photos of you sneak-listenin' to us at work!…
Red State UpdateEpisode 115: Big Glass Chicken
Jackie and Dunlap on the Oscars, the Black Oscars, and Obama skippin' Paris. Sponsored by The Glory Shelf (come to the signing of "I Go Heaven" by…
Red State UpdateEpisode 114: Out Your Toes
Jackie and Dunlap on Charlie Hebdo, New Congress, Free College, satire, Apartment 3-G, Fred Thompson's Twitter, Hog Ball Collections, and the best way to…
Red State UpdateEpisode 113: Free Candy
Jackie and Dunlap mourn Little Jimmy Dickens, Donna Douglas, Huckabee!, and non-Klan radio in Arkansas. Also: Scalise! Duke! The Dookie Boys! White Supremacist…
Red State UpdateEpisode 112: Jingle-O & Little Klinker
Jackie presents his new favorite songs of the seasons, "Jingle-O The Brownie" and "Little Klinker" by Tennessee Ernie Ford. Dunlap has some questions. Also…
Red State UpdateEpisode 111: The Dracula Got Ebola Christmas Special
Jackie and Dunlap present "The Dracula Got Ebola Christmas Special" Join Dracula, Batty, and many more as they learn the real meaning of Christmas. Songs, fun…
Red State UpdateClassic Christmas Record Podcast
Bonus holiday episode! Jackie and Dunlap play DJ and take you through all their favorite Christmas songs ever that they did. All music and production by…
Red State UpdateEpisode 110: I Can Make Christmas Better
Jackie & Dunlap on the torture report, Cheney mean face, favorite Christmas films, the Baby Jesus Hotel, and the Yuletide blues. Sponsored by Mushem's…
Red State UpdateEpisode 109: Tragedy Equality
Jackie and Dunlap on black people in Mayberry, an all-female Andy Griffith reboot, Charlie Daniels' Twitter, police, protests, peppermint bark, Pearl Harbor…
Red State UpdateEpisode 108: Space Beach
Jackie and Dunlap on Thanksgiving, swords vs. knives, Benjamin Franklin's stand-up act, Rand Paul's Coalition of Weirdos, grumpy Snapple man, the new Star Wars…
Red State UpdateEpisode 107: Two Year Anniversary
Jackie and Dunlap talk on Hee Haw Babies, Jerry Clower School of Comedy, holograms, hawlograms, deviled ham, deviled eggs, cans as cups, Hell, God's back…
Red State UpdateEpisode 106: God Bless The USA
Jackie and Dunlap on Fortunate Son, the Lee Greenwood Corps, Opryland, Opry Mills, conspiracy theorists, 9/11, John Cougar Mellencamp, smoking singers, early…
Red State UpdateEpisode 105: Victory Is Ours!/Squirrel Calls
Jackie & Dunlap weigh in with their thoughts on the Republican victories in the recent midterm elections. Sponsored by Wesley Press Tutoring and Farmboy.
Red State UpdateEpisode 104: Obama Ebola Bicycle Nurse Alert
Jackie and Dunlap discuss the Republicans' chances for the upcoming midterms, whether working in a car wash is better than digging a ditch, and why you should…
Red State UpdateEpisode 103: United States of Talladega
Jackie and Dunlap are still working on their soon to be smash hit "Dracula Got Ebola", so they play their Halloween hits of yesteryear (last year): "The…
Red State UpdateEpisode 102: Dracula's Got Ebola
Jackie & Dunlap pull back the curtain for a special behind-the-scenes look at a Red State Update songwriting session. Hear the beginnings of their…
Red State UpdateEpisode 101: Hazmat Suit
Jackie & Dunlap on Ebola. Listen from a safe distance and wash your hands after. Sponsors: Mr. Leaky & High Dollar Cookies.
Red State UpdateEpisode 100: Episode 1000
Jackietron & Old Man Dunlap take a look back at the past 1000 episodes. Sponsors: Tee Tee Slott, Skunky's

Red State UpdateEpisode 98: Episode 100
Time jump! Flash ahead to the Final Episode, as Jackie and Dunlap fill you in on the final days of Murfreesboro from the safety(?) of Jockie's Bunker. Find out…
Red State UpdateEpisode 97: Reasons To Quit
Jackie and Dunlap on Obama's fight with ISIS in Iraq, and Palin's fight at a party in Alaska. Plus Jackie's message to America, Dunlap's plan for the…
Red State UpdateEpisode 96: The FInal You-Ask-'Em
Jackie and Dunlap do another, final You-Ask-'Em! YOU told us what to talk about! WE talked about it! OR avoided talking about it and went off on a weird…
Red State UpdateEpisode 95: Bathroom Everywhere
Obama's got a tan suit, no strategy, and doesn't believe it's WWIII. WRONG WRONG WRONG! Jackie and Dunlap are here to set the record straight. Also Labor Day…
Red State UpdateEpisode 94: Robble Robble
Jackie & Dunlap on Harry Reid vs. Asians, Kevin Sorbo vs. Ferguson, Big Boy vs. Burger King, Jackie vs. Hamburglar, & Dunlap vs. Charles S. Dutton. Sponsored…
Red State UpdateEpisode 93: The Red State Update Podcast Curse
Robin Williams, Mickey Rooney, James Garner-- Is the Red State Update Podcast killing celebrities left and right? Jackie & Dunlap investigate. PLUS: Jackie…
Red State UpdateEpisode 92: Learn How To Troll
Obama's goin' Back 2 Iraq! Plus Tennessee election results, Lamar Alexander, Stacey Campfield, ISIS, Death Race, Cowboys and Aliens, Leprechaun, Lonesome Dove…
Red State UpdateEpisode 91: Obama Ebola Baloney
Jackie and Dunlap on Obama's plans to weaponize Ebola, how it's weird to agree with Donald Trump, Jackie's advice for the Republican party, impeachment vs…
Red State UpdateEpisode 90: Starbucks Refresher
Jackie & Dunlap on Diane Chambers, Rockford Files, Jickie's, Jockie's, preppers, playgrounds, Obama bathroom library, Netflix, Noah, Russell Crowe, Danny…
Red State UpdateEpisode 89: Fast Eddie Obama
Jackie and Dunlap on the Israel Gaza Crisis, the Border Kids Crisis, the Ukraine Plane Crisis, the ISIS Crisis, the Casey Kasem Crisis, and the James Garner…
Red State UpdateEpisode 88: Special Edition
Special Edition! Sponsors: Sullivan's Auto Parts and McKinley Air Conditioning.
Red State UpdateEpisode 87: Ghost Bird & Phone Bucket
Jackie and Dunlap have a recap of Dr. Birdman's Hurt Bird Fourth of July Freedom Feeling-Better Fest and Don Jeckyl Jr's Big Bang Blowout Fireworks Display…
Red State UpdateEpisode 86: Another You-Ask-'Em
Jackie and Dunlap do another good You-Ask-'Em, where they tackle your questions from Facebook and Twitter. Thanks for askin' 'em! Included: Mexico Attacks…
Red State UpdateEpisode 85: Old and Ready to Die
Jackie and Dunlap on ISIS in Iraq, racism in sports, and beards on Fonzie. Also Campin' Buddies, Mad Buddies, M*A*S*H, Trapper John MD, Mary Tyler Moore, Hee…
Red State UpdateEpisode 84: Tom Hanks and The Devil
Jackie & Dunlap on Father's Day, Dad Movies, Satanism, Tom Hanks, Tom Hiddleston, Hank Williams, Hank Williams Jr., NWA, Ice Cube, Republican Fundraisers, Hot…
Red State UpdateEpisode 83: Birddog
Jackie and Dunlap on Bowe and Bob Bergdahl, Obama Math, and the Duck Dynasty Bible. Sponsored by Peanut Pockets Steakhouse ("Since 1954") and the Murfreesboro…
Red State UpdateEpisode 82: Hard Choices
Jackie and Dunlap on Hillary's new book Hard Choices, which is obviously a rip-off of George W. Bush's Decision Points. Plus Karl Rove called her "old and…
Red State UpdateEpisode 81: Jackie's on Dilaudid, Percocet, Valium
Jackie's on the floor on his napping towel with a pinched nerve and hopped up on Dilaudid and Percocet and Valium. The show, however, must go on, even if it's…
Red State UpdateEpisode 80: Falling Down
Jackie and Dunlap discuss Hillary's health problems, Karl Rove's medical opinions, and Operation American Spring. Sponsored by Three Sticks of Candy ("Three is…
Red State UpdateEpisode 79: Who Owns the Drones?
Jackie and Dunlap on Israeli spies in Al Gore's bathroom, Joe Biden's chances in 2016, Moonies vs. Hare Krishnas, leaflets vs. documents, and Matthew…
Red State UpdateEpisode 78: Repeal Star Wars Day
Jackie and Dunlap report the latest on the Hosewater racism scandal, Obama's plans to undermine Jesus/soldiers with Star Wars, Bundy Ranch infighting, and…
Red State UpdateEpisode 77: Old White Racist Week
Jackie and Dunlap on Cliven Bundy, Don Sterling, and the current state of old white racist guys. It's hard for two white guys to talk about racism without…