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Red State Update
Trump-hating rednecks Jackie & Dunlap take on politics and pop culture from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, TN. Real news. Fake Sponsors.
Episodes
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Episode 76: Shoe Fake Baby Fake
Jackie and Dunlap on Hillary Clinton: Is she faking shoe attacks and grandbabies to garner sympathy? Plus don't forget to write the George W. Bush Museum at…
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Episode 75: 100% Mushface
Jackie and Dunlap celebrate their 75th episode by laying on a couch, enjoying a pot of Miz Tindall's Special Spaghetti, and talking about the Gospel of Jesus's…
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Episode 74: Indian, Moose, Barn and Grass
Jackie and Dunlap discuss the paintings of George W. Bush, our greatest president/artist. They also make a plea to the George W. Bush Library to let them come…
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Episode 73: Totally Golden Hair
Jackie and Dunlap discuss April Fool's Day, Russell Crowe movies, and their PTL Clip of the Week, Mickey Rooney on the PTL Club…
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Episode 72: Worcestershire Sauce
Jackie & Dunlap on Fred Phelps' death, Col. Sanders' 1979 PTL Club appearance, and Fred Thompson's Twitter, which causes them to have a laughing fit/mental…
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Episode 71: Jackie Hates Sex Movies
Jackie and Dunlap never really get to the Malaysian plane or any other news this week. Talking about the San Francisco radio station playing "YMCA" for days…
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Episode 70: Live From CPAC
Jackie and Dunlap speak at the Southern White Male Outreach panel at CPAC 2014. Topics: Putin, Palin, Rand Paul, Paul Ryan, Rick Perry, Fred Thompson, Ann…
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Episode 69: The Ice Is Gonna Break
Sarah Palin Was Right! Russia Rolls Eyes At Obama As Putin Crushes Democracy! Also, somebody tell us who the fascists are, because there are so many of them?…
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Episode 68: Sponsors All Sponsors 2
Bonus episode for ya this week-- the second edition of our Sponsors All Sponsors series. Contains the sponsors from Episodes 25 - 34, all collected in one…
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Episode 67: Whistling Cowboys & Delicious Cobbler
Why do Arizona bakers hate Gays so much? Why do we demand apologies from people who don't mean them? Why do we not understand the Ukraine stuff yet? Who makes…
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Episode 66: Snake Handlers, Loud Music, Sexy Skiers
Listeners like YOU call the shots on this week's podcast, as Jackie and Dunlap turn to Facebook and Twitter fans to tell 'em what to talk about. They wind up…
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Episode 65: Too Many Giraffes
Jackie and Dunlap on the George Zimmerman vs. DMX boxing match, the Bill Nye vs. Ken Ham creationism debate, newly recognized federal legal rights for gay…
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Episode 64: First Annual Hurt Bird Fundraiser
Do your part to make sure that Hurt Bird (aka Dr. Birdman's New Year's Eve Bird) makes it to another New Year's Eve by taking advantage of generous deals from…
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Episode 63: Jackie and Dunlap Watch Man of Steel
Here's Jackie and Dunlap talking over Man of Steel for nearly three hours. Sponsored by tabletcertified.com. Which apps are worth a durn? Visit…
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Episode 62: Jackie & Dunlap's Oscar Picks
Jackie and Dunlap on the 2014 Academy Award Nominations, Golden Globes, and poison water. Sponsored by Dr. Birdman and Hurt Bird, and Tee Tee Slott's…
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Episode 61: Joe Biden Day
Jackie & Dunlap on Gates' book, Joe Biden Day at the White House, Chris Christie and the bridge scandal, the War on Poverty, Promise Zones, Satanist statues in…
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Episode 60: Stayin' High and Makin' That Money
Jackie and Dunlap on pot in Colorado, Obama losing Iraq, Melissa Harris Perry apologizing, and the Year of the Bible in Flower Mound, Texas. Also a little on…
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Episode 59: 2013: A Look Back
Remember 2013? Neither do Jackie and Dunlap. But that won't stop them from taking a look back at what united us, what divided us, and what we forgot happened…
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Episode 58: A Duck Dynasty Butthole Christmas
Unfortunately Jackie Broyles no longer works for Red State Update Inc. because of his recent bigoted, ignorant statements. So please buy up all our Red State…
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Episode 57: Merry Twismas Part Twoo
Join us this holiday season for a special gift: Merry Twismas Part Twoo, Red State Update's unauthorized sequel to Conway Twitty and Twitty Bird's classic 1983…
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Episode 56: Merry Twismas
Sponsored by Jackie's love of Conway Twitty's classic Christmas album, "Merry Twismas". Jackie and Dunlap on Twitty Bird, Conway Twitty, the Snow Witch, and…
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Episode 55: Listeners Tell Us What To Talk About
Jackie and Dunlap got on Facebook and asked listeners what they should talk about. This is what they said: College costs, the knockout game, Joe Biden's Asia…
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Episode 54: Doing Your Business In A Woman's Mouth
Jackie & Dunlap on Sarah Palin, Martin Bashir, Iran, Thanksgiving, Christmas, the Kennedy assassination, and the riveting story of Mr. Horsepants the Horse…
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Episode 53: One Year Anniversary
Jackie is real sick, but that ain't gonna stop us from recording a real good anniversary podcast. Sponsored by Snakeheads, Snakefaces, Dr. Birdman, Wet…
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Episode 52: The Fat Elephant In The Room
Jackie and Dunlap on Chris Christie's win, Time magazine fat jokes, Iran, Biden, Tom Cruise, Ted Cruz, Guns & Ammo, the CMAs, and how many times a day to pray…
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Episode 51: Rand Paul Panties
Jackie and Dunlap on Obamacare blowin' up your computer, Rand Paul plagiarizin', Double Down, Biden, Maddow, 2016, and the Southern Avenger. Sponsored by the…
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Episode 50: Old Fashioned Spooky Time Halloween
Join Jackie and Dunlap for a good ol' old fashioned Halloween podcast, with spooky stories, scary games, and hair-raising songs. Be sure and turn off your…
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Episode 49: Halloween & Obamacare Are Of The Devil
Jackie and Dunlap on where monsters live, how Obamacare will ruin your computer, and Ted Cruz. Sponsored by Don Jekyll Jr's Original Snakeheads and The Third…
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Episode 48: You Don't Got To Share No Whiskey With A Boom Box
Jackie and Dunlap on End Times, Trucker Protests, Buck Dancing, and Dr. Ben Carson. Sponsored by Johnny Greenstreet's Get Out and Truck Jekyll's Snakeheads IV.
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Episode 47: All We Want Is A Conversation, Obama!
Jackie and Dunlap on conversations, shutdowns, Obama, Boehner, Muslim museums, Bush libraries, and Beetle Bailey. Sponsored by Frieda Nolan's Church Puppets…
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Episode 46: Red State Update After Dark
Jackie and Dunlap on Ted Cruz, Breaking Bad, fracking, Jesus, guns, Iran, Tee Tee Slott, and Nazis. Sponsored by Birdmancare and Obamacare.
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Episode 45: Jack Klugman Tribute
If the Emmys won't pay tribute to Jack Klugman, then Jackie and Dunlap will, by spending oh say half the episode talking about Quincy. Also! Grand Theft Auto…
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Episode 44: Putin's Marmaduke! Plus Crisis in Syria
Jackie and Dunlap on people lovin' Putin, Zimmermanwatch, Red Lobster, and the Colorado recall. Also! Are you our Syrian fan? We want to hear from you! Are you…
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Episode 43: Fred Thompson's Twitter! Plus Crisis In Syria
Jackie and Dunlap on Fred Thompson's Twitter feed, the power of positive thinking, and how sometimes it just feels good to laugh. Plus Crisis in Syria…
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Episode 42: Murfreesboro City Fair! Plus Crisis In Syria
Jackie and Dunlap on the crisis in Syria. Plus Zimmermanwatch, Martin Luther King anniversary, Lee Daniels' The Butler, and animals in church. Brought to you…
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Episode 41: Dunlap's Birthday Party
Jackie and Dunlap celebrate Dunlap's birthday party by downing a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red and talking about the dumbest stuff: Ben Affleck is Batman, Ted…
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Episode 40: This Ain't My First Racist Rodeo
Audiences cheer the Obama-Faced Rodeo Clown and, at a Murfreesboro town hall meeting, the deportation of a little girl's illegal daddy. Whose fault is it if…
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Episode 39: Snappin' Necks
Jackie and Dunlap on the Republican boycott over the Hillary Clinton movie, Obama's remarks on the NSA & Snowden, the McDonald's strikes, Dr. Sanjay Gupta's…
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Episode 38: Fat One & Little One
Jackie and Dunlap on Rand Paul vs. Chris Christie, Zimmerman in Texas, Snowden in Russia, Pope likes Gays, and Chattanooga. Sponsored by Wet Bread's ("Back to…
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Episode 37: Jackie Talks To Black People
Since Bill O'Reilly talked to Black People, Jackie has something to say as well. Listen for the special "Jackie Talks To Black People" segment at the end of…
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Episode 36: How Freedom Sounds Fifth Anniversary
Jackie and Dunlap celebrate the fifth anniversary of their album "How Freedom Sounds" by playing you all the crappy-sounding rejected demos that didn't make it…
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Episode 35: I Don't Want To Talk About Tampons, Doo Doo, or Racism
Jackie and Dunlap on Texas, tampons, ventriloquism, racism, riots, Zimmerman, mushroom soup, Snowden, steampunk, women, fireworks, the patriarchy, t-shirts…
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Episode 34: Am I Being Detained?
Jackie and Dunlap on the YouTube viral video "4th of July DUI Checkpoint - Drug Dogs, Searched without Consent, Rights Taken Away, while Innocent"…
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Episode 33: Red Sweet Drink, White and Blue
Jackie and Dunlap on Independence Day, Gay Marriage, George Zimmerman, Paula Deen, Edward Snowden, and the sweet release of death Sponsored by Coley's…
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Episode 32: Take This Racist Pickle Money Back
Jackie and Dunlap on Paula Deen, Edward Snowden, and masturbating fetuses. Sponsored by Little Helen's ("Grand Reopening") and not sponsored by The Big House…
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Episode 31: Jackie & Dunlap's 1 Hour Review of Man of Steel
SPOILER ALERT! Jackie and Dunlap talk about Superman for an hour. Maybe a little Bonnaroo. Mostly Superman, though. Brought to you by Coley's Christian Cinemas…
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Episode 30: Life In The 615
Jackie and Dunlap on the NSA, PRISM, spying, drones, the IRS, Verizon, FBI, etc., etc., so forth and so on. Brought to you by Wet Bread's new Lunch Tank, and a…
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Episode 29: Put A Dollar On Leprechaun
Jackie and Dunlap on Alex Jones vs. Bill O'Reilly, Cheerios vs. racists, mermaids vs. leprechauns, and John McCain vs. Bob Hope. Brought to you by Coley's…
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Episode 28: Where Have You Gone, Mr. Peppersmear?
The War on Terror's Over, Boy Scouts are Gay, and Eric Holder is investigating himself. Jackie and Dunlap weigh in on all these issues, but also talk a lot…
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Episode 27: Hard To Pick A Favorite Scandal
Jackie and Dunlap on all the scandals: Benghazi, the IRS, the AP phone numbers. Gloating! Laughing! Cheering! Cover-ups! Lies! Intimidation! A poor grasp of…
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Episode 26: Obama Bonanza Benghazi Bandwagon
Jackie and Dunlap on Benghazi and the IRS's persecution of innocent Tea Party patriots. Sponsored by Tax Whiz ("It's All Legal") and Little Helen's ("Going Out…
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Episode 25: I Guess We'll Keep Making These Even With George Jones Dead
Jackie and Dunlap power through their grief to talk about George Jones's funeral, other people's funerals, the George W. Bush Library, more funerals, Jason…
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Episode 24: Depressed & Drunk In Honor Of George Jones
These are dark days. Dark, George Jones-less days. No sponsors. Wouldn't be appropriate. Silliness.
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Episode 23: Sponsors All Sponsors
Have you ever wanted to listen to the Red State Update podcast without the poorly researched news, the illogical commentary, or the tortured "satire"? Us too…
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Episode 22: The Accidentally Racist Podcast
Jackie and Dunlap on The Accidental Racist, the Gun Bill, Margaret Thatcher, and Stacey Campfield. Sponsored by no one, because next week is our special…
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Episode 21: You Got A Dog & A Hat, Go To Town
Jackie and Dunlap take listener suggestions for topics this week: North Korea, Obama creepin' on Kamala Harris, the official religion of North Carolina…
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Episode 20: Everybody Like A Damn Penguin
Jackie and Dunlap on Easter and Google, Jim Carrey and Hee Haw, and Dr. Ben Carson. Sponsored by The Glory Shelf and Little Helen's.
Red State UpdateEpisode 19: I Go In That Sunroom & Lay Down On That Towel
Jackie and Dunlap on Rand Paul and pot, Obama and the Devil, Israel and Loverboy, Biden and baloons, and funeral processions and Cap'n D's. Brought to you by…
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Episode 18: CPAC, New Pope, Rob Portman, Michael Moore
Jackie and Dunlap discuss the stars of CPAC 2013-- Palin! Romney! Rubio! Coulter! LaPierre! Not Christie! Segregation Guy! Plus the All New Pope, Rob Portman…
Red State UpdateEpisode 17: Filibuster, Chavez, The View
Jackie and Dunlap on Hugo Chavez's funeral, Rand Paul's filibuster, and Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck's View departure. Brought to you by Heatherglen…