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We're Here to Help
Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help. Each episode, the guys make several pitches to callers (whose…
Episodes
- We're Here to Help
339: Group Text Hero & Collecting Panties (with William Jackson Harper)
The guys help a caller keep hot dogs away from the fire. Then, William Jackson Harper frames an aging neighbor's sexy panties. Plus, a romantic follow-up from…
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338: Baked Good Robin Hood & Fight Falcon With Fire (with Joel McHale and Ravi Patel)
Jake and Gareth put a stop to a stream of unwanted packages. Then, Joel McHale and Ravi Patel are back to clean up the dead birds around the house. Plus, the…
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337: A Bit Of A Playboy & Chuck Norris Sits To Pee (with Utkarsh Ambudkar and Steve Berg)
The guys find "Gareth Reynolds" a pet sitter. Then, Utkarsh Ambudkar and Steve Berg get the boys to sit their asses down. Plus a follow-up from Ep 291 "Corn on…
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336: Difficult Positions & Jazz Santa (with Andy Richter)
The guys discourage dad from napping in the extra bedroom. Then, Andy Richter gives Jazz Santa the platform he deserves. Plus, an update from Ep 246 "Great…
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CAT AND RAT: It's From A Movie & Snuggle Struggle
Cat Reitman and Gareth confront an unwanted skeleton arrangement. Then, they put a stop to all the snuggling. Plus, the update from a caller's romantic Italian…
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335: Girls Play Soccer Too & Give Him The Rockadoodle (with William Jackson Harper)
Jake and Gareth help a soccer coach remember her players' names. Then, Guest Helper William Jackson Harper recovers barbershop back taxes. Plus, a follow-up…
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334: Gary vs. Gareth & Hey Dad, You Stink! (with Andy Richter)
Gareth and Jake save a middle school stapler. Then, Andy Richter stops by to freshen up a musty dad. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 323 "Kenny Z (with Rhett and…
We're Here to HelpBONUS: The Mess Around | 615: Glue (w/ Jake Johnson)
After months and months of public feuding, it has finally come to this: Jake Johnson and Lamorne Morris sit down to address the state of their friendship. What…
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333: Fantasy After Football & The Electrician's New Clothes (with Joel McHale and Ravi Patel)
Jake and Gareth prepare for the holidays in a mixed household. Then, Joel McHale and Ravi Patel (Animal Control) inspire an electrician to add swag to his…
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332: Tooth-a-Thon & Vince, Whoa
Gareth and Jake distract a caller during a root canal. Then, they reimburse a thoughtful gift (this is only happening once). Want to call in? Email your…
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331: Holy Mouth & She’s A Rocket (with Dan Goor)
The guys are joined by Guest Helper Dan Goor, creator of Brooklyn 99. Together, they help a pastor replace two missing sheep. Then, a smokeshow causes trouble…
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330: Small Town, Big Dik & Grandpa No. 2
Jake and Gareth absolutely do NOT encourage a caller to commit vandalism. Then, they take things personally when a mom-to-be honors the wrong grandpa. See…
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329: RIP Back Pain & Ah-WOO-Gah (with Jane Levy)
Guest Helper Jane Levy (Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist) helps Jake and Gareth hide a sex dungeon. Then, the life of Arnold Schwarzenegger, as told by a…
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328: Judge Jenny & Pandora Hack
Gareth and Jake get involved when an Alabama church turns into Melrose Place. Then, they shuffle a dental office playlist. Plus, the final follow-up from Ep…
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327: Diarrhea Day Of & Cinnamon Toast Boner (with Maddie Mahoney)
Jake and Gareth are joined by Guest Helper Maddie Mahoney of Betches. Together, they get a new mom out of a hellish Friendsgiving. Then, they add a little…
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326: Dumping Chocolates & Have It Your Way
The guys add a laugh track to a Portuguese dental office. Then, they call for Whopper to the floor. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 156 "50% Off When I Met Him."…
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325: The Nanny & Ecksplosives On Board! (with Carrie Brownstein)
Carrie Brownstein, Sleater-Kinney and Portlandia, joins the guys. First they help a lap swimmer stay single. Then, they help a caller prevent cake…
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324: Out To Lunge & Cool Girl Cliff Jump
Jake and Gareth design a workout inspired by a customer service disaster. Then, they stop a speech pathologist from jumping off a cliff. Plus, Steve Berg at…
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CAT AND RAT: Charcuterie, No Fish & Hortense Weaseldorf
Cat and Rat are Back! Cat Reitman and Gareth help plan a fish funeral. Then, they get all hot and bothered while doing community theatre. Want to call in?…
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323: Pickles and Ranch & Kenny Z (with Rhett and Link)
Gareth and Jake are joined by guest helpers Rhett and Link, hosts of Good Mythical Morning. First, they stop a mom from dumping condiments on the curb. Then…
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322: Unicorns Drink Free & You're Running, Dude
The guys help a rural bar stand out among the competition. Then, they get a fast walker to cool his jets. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 297 "An Irish Poo-Dunnit…
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321: Stubborn and Impulsive & Big and Small (with Zooey Deschanel)
Jake is joined by his New Girl costar Zooey Deschanel for this special episode. Together, they keep a caller's husband out of the ER. Then, they put hogs on…
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320: Mea Culpa Chalupa & Chest Spikes
Gareth and Jake bring a Taco Bell secret out into the open. Then, Guest Helper Christian Lee Navarro puts an end to boob-focused hugs. Plus, a special gift…
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319: Beat The Wolf & Not A Clubhouse (with Fred Armisen)
Fred Armisen joins Jake and Gareth to help a German mother become more Greek. Then, a caller evens the scales with her too-generous neighbor. “Podlandia: A-O…
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318: Meth Tower & Pits Balls Butt
Jake and Gareth solve a shiny mystery in the SoCal North County. Then, Cat Reitman helps Gareth write a new song for bath time. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 264…
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317: An Irish Poo-Dunnit (with Liz Meriwether)
Liz Meriwether (Creator of New Girl, Furious) joins Jake and Gareth to address those New Girl reunion rumors. Plus, a caller asks: who used my parents' bidet?…
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316: Dick Tracy & Snow Goose Affair
The guys put Mumbles on an About Me board. Then, they make a boat captain jealous. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 307 "Second Deck (with Damon Wayans Jr)." See…
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CAT AND RAT: Pleasure Center & Sleeping With A Nightmare
Gareth and Cat help a caller stop dreaming about a big celebrity. Then, they put a sleep moaner on the balcony. Want to call in? Email your question to…
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315: Who's This Animal & I Deny These Orders
Jake and Gareth toughen up a construction site safety coordinator. Then, Guest Helper Christian Lee Navarro (13 Reasons Why) stops by to help an ex-marine…
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314: Heavy Hand & Don't Push It
The guys put a QR code on a Nashville rooftop. Then, Gareth and Guest Helper Ryan Gaul keep a new lawnmower in mint condition. Plus a follow-up from Ep 279…
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313: This Is Fish, This Is Family, This Is Wonderful
Jake and Gareth brush up on Fish Law to settle an old score. Then, they turn a best boy into a best man. See images from the episode here…
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312: Listen To Your Body & Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
The guys convince a caller that nothing is stranger than the truth. Then, they put a damper on squeaky sexy time. Plus, a follow up from Ep 300 "Gen-Italia."…
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311: Too Ugly To Stuff & Your Car's A Toilet (with Gil Ozeri)
Gareth, Jake and Gil Ozeri make sense of the biggest penis they've ever seen. Then, they make an appeal to the crows. You can follow Gil on IG @tallgilozeri…
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310: Occasionally Fartzan & Ripoff Artist
Jake and Gareth help a caller fart in front of her husband. Then, they get a pro wrestling ref back in the ring. Plus, the unexpected to conclusion to Ep 229…
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WEIRD Here To Help: Community Garden Drama & Clown Hotel
A caller seeks help to pacify unrest in her neighborhood garden. Later, a caller can't decide whether to take her niece to "the scariest motel in America," or…
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309: Naked With A Gun & Tiny Tootsies (with Damon Wayans Jr., Jessy Hodges and Ryan Gaul)
The guys are joined by a crew of guest helpers for this special episode. First, Jake, Damon Wayans Jr and Jessy Hodges help a caller slide her ass to the…
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308: Reverse Laundry Psychology & Funk In The Trunk
Gareth and Jake weigh in on a soggy laundry room situation. Then, they help a young caller clean her grandma's car. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 298 Sexy Baby…
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Monkey's A Pigeon & The Honorable Mayor of Brown Town (with Cat Reitman)
Cat and Rat are back! Cat Reitman and Gareth join forces to take some calls. First, they help a man whose wife wants to finger the cloaca. Then, they stop a…
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307: Mandatory Suspenders & Second Deck (with Damon Wayans Jr.)
Jake and guest helper Damon Wayans Jr. help a funeral home director keep his pants on. Then, they give a crash course in jail culture. Want to call in? Email…
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306: Ask Dragon Spirit & The No Pee Awards
The guys start a cult to annoy a caller's brother. Then, they punch up a road trip to Florida. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 254 "Risky Business." See images from…
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See If It Sticks & Sock On The Door (with Tatiana Maslany)
Jake, Steve Berg and Tatiana Maslany encourage a therapist to let down his hair. Then, they get a baby bird out of the nest. Watch Jake and Tatiana in Maximum…
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305: Raoul, Raoul and Raoul & Dr. Happy On The Inside (with David Wain)
The great David Wain joins the show to help a bug artist maintain her standards. Then, the guys brainstorm PG alternatives for a new dad's disgusting account…
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304: Dolphin Tank & Miami Baby
Jake and Gareth get Coach out of a dolphin suit. Then, they break up with a pediatric dentist. Plus, a folow-up from Ep 260 "A Disgusting Session." See images…
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WEIRD Here To Help: Cursed Baby Doll & Psychic Sons
Toronto Fringe Festival has a cursed baby doll on the loose, and our first caller knows exactly who to call for help! Later, a cool Dad hopes to tap into his…
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303: You Got the Stink on You (with Lamorne Morris)
Lamorne Morris stops by the show to help the guys eliminate a nasty odor at church. Plus, an update from Ep 229 "Muffin Beef." Want to call in? Email your…
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302: Haunted Lacrosse House & Kissing Like Muppets
The guys spook a college lacrosse team by inventing a local legend. Then, they help a young caller have a difficult kissing conversation. Plus, a great success…
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Bonus: S1 Caller, Corrine Norris, Send Off & Re-Release
Jake and Gareth say farewell to Corrine Norris, a caller from Episode 15: Dougie McBuckets and Episode 84: Kevin's Fresh Lobotomy Smile. Listen to a re-release…
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301: 300th Episode Special Pt 2: Scaling Mount Paulie and The Wheel of Strip
Jake and Gareth help a bartender discipline a flaky regular. Then, it's Part 2 of the Live 300th, featuring roof rats, strip tease roulette and the latest on…
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300: 300th Episode Special Pt 1: 7x A Day and Gen-Italia
Happy 300 episodes of We're Here to Help! In Part One of this two-parter, we've got an unexpected update from a man who loves his wife, a pasta-themed memorial…
We're Here to HelpWEIRD Here To Help: A Thin Veil & Her Cat Familiar
A caller with a history of paranormal encounters receives an urgent message from a loved one in a dream. Later, magical cats are at the center of a caller's…
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299: Jude Standard Time & Steak and Scallops (with Charlie Hall)
Jake and Gareth and Guest Helper Charlie Hall get tough with a caller who is chronically late. Then, they dissuade an old lady from over-feeding her mail…
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298: Sexy Baby & Blame It on the Cheese (with Murray Bartlett)
Murray Bartlett (White Lotus, Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed) stops by the show to give some much-needed input to the Babe Ruth of nicknames. Then, he helps a…
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297: Longboard Library Ladder & What's Up, Doc? (with Kiarra Hamagami Goldberg)
Kiarra Hamagami Goldberg joins Jake and Gareth to help a caller go full Beauty and the Beast. Then, they reel in a big tuna. Watch Jake and Kiarra on Maximum…
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296: Fully Soaked & Baltimore Scuba (with Brandon Flynn)
The guys are joined by Brandon Flynn (Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed) for this special Monday episode! First, they help a twin wring out her bathmat. Then, they…
We're Here to HelpWEIRD Here To Help: Fairy Ring Hoax & 90-Year-Old Nemesis
A caller thinks she discovered a Fairy Ring and seeks guidance from the world's second-most renowned Fairy Ring expert (Steve). Later, the guys help a caller…
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295: Confronting The Whistler & Picker Flicker
In honor of Hulu's new show Not Suitable For Work, Jake and Gareth solve a couple workplace nightmares. First, they confront a rogue whistler in an…
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294: Only in Alabama & Must Be Knife
The guys help an Alabama playboy explain his situation. Then, they solve a case of missing silverware. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 251 "Poop Plinko." See images…
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293: Glass, Fist or Head & DOOR TITS! (with Samara Weaving)
Samara Weaving joins the guys to help a private tutor sneak away on a family trip to Florence. Then, they get creative with macramé. Catch Samara starring in…
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292: Warzone Burger Bowl & Johnny's Got A Bad Back
Gareth and Jake help a feminist set boundaries with her gamer boyfriend. Then, they teach an aging punk rocker about yoga. Plus, an update from Ep 256 "All…
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WEIRD Here To Help: Eyeball-phobia & The Jammin' Man (with Johnny Pemberton)
Johnny Pemberton joins forces with Steve & Eric to help a caller find a cure for her full-bodied aversion to eyeballs. Then, the guys brainstorm worthy ways to…