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SLEEP NOTHINGS

Quirkee · en · 101 episodes

Having trouble sleeping? Listen to my gorgeous soothing voice as I read banal material, accompanied by calming music, that will help you fall asleep. I won't bore you to death, but I will bore you to sleep.

Episodes drop Tuesdays and Fridays. Sweet Dreams.

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Episodes

SLEEP NOTHINGS
E41 - Young & Restless Transcript for Friday, December 24, 2021
Listen to me read from the Young & Restless Transcript for Friday, December 24, 2021. Sweet Dreams. 13 Minutes.
Dec 1, 2024·13m
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E40 - Netflix Terms of Use
Ambient music while I read from Netflix's Terms of Use. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.
Dec 1, 2024·12m
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E38 - Marfa, Texas
Listen to ambient piano music while I tell you a little about Marfa, Texas. Sweet Dreams. 11 Minutes.
Nov 22, 2024·11m
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E39 - Trees
Listen to nature sounds by a forest river while I describe 4 different types of trees. Sweet Dreams. 14 minutes.
Nov 22, 2024·14m
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E37 - Kamla-Kay On-Set Model Etiquette
Listen to ambient music while I read on-set Dos and Don'ts for models. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.
Nov 12, 2024·12m
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E36 - San Jose Lactation Accommodation Policy
Listen to light rain in the forest as I read from the City of San Jose's Lactation Accommodation Policy. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.
Nov 8, 2024·12m
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E35 - Breville Toaster Instructions
Listen to ambient music whilst I read from the Breville Bit More Plus Toaster Instruction Book. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.
Nov 8, 2024·12m
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E34 - Amazon WorkDocs License Agreement
Listen to nature sounds of a forest river while I read from Amazon's WorkDocs License Agreement. Sweet Dreams. 14 Minutes.
Nov 1, 2024·14m
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E33 - Generally Accepted Accounting Principles (GAAP), or (ZZZZ)
Listen to some lullaby music while I try to read my way through some Generally Accepted Accounting Principles. Sweet Dreams. 15 Minutes.
Oct 29, 2024·14m
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E32 - Manulife Insurance Policy
Listen to ambient music while I read from a Manulife insurance policy. Try to stay awake; I challenge you. Sweet dreams. 13 Minutes.
Oct 26, 2024·13m
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E31 - Conversations With Kids
Listen to rain fall in a forest while I recite conversations with kids. Sweet Dreams. 11 Minutes.
Oct 23, 2024·11m
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E30 - Tim Hortons' 'Roll Up The Rim To Win' Contest Rules
Listen to ambient music while I read Tim Hortons' 'Roll Up The Rim To Win' Contest Rules. Sweet Dreams. 15 Minutes.
Oct 17, 2024·15m
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E29 - How to Read Utility Meters in Garland, Texas.
Listen to piano music and birds (yes, soothing music AND birds) while I explain how to read electric and water meters in Garland, Texas. Sweet Dreams. 12…
Oct 11, 2024·12m
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E28 - How to Set a Formal Dinner Table, According to Etiquette Experts
Listen to ambient piano music while I read from Martha Stewart's website -- How to Set a Formal Dinner Table, According to Etiquette Experts. Sweet Dreams. 14…
Oct 9, 2024·14m
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E27 - Troubleshooting the Honeywell T8635L Microelectronic Communicating Programmable Thermostat
Listen to rainforest sounds while I read how to troubleshoot problems from the Honeywell T8635L Microelectronic Communicating Programmable Thermostat Users…
Oct 4, 2024·13m
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E26 - University of Michigan's Staff Dress-Code Policy.
Listen to soothing music while I read the University of Michigan's Staff Dress-Code Policy. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.
Oct 1, 2024·12m
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E25 - Data Entry Job Posting
Listen to ambient music while I read a Data Entry Job Posting. Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.
Oct 1, 2024·13m
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E24 - How to Apply for a Canadian Passport
Listen to ambient piano music while I read about how to apply for a Canadian Passport. Sweet Dreams. 15 Minutes.
Sep 30, 2024·15m
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E23 - Fly Swatter Patent US6055767A
Listen to ambient music while I read from Fly Swatter Patent US6055767A. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.
Sep 20, 2024·12m
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E22 - Housekeeping Rules for Private Homes & Boutique Hotels
Listen to rainforest sounds while I read Polo & Tweed's Housekeeping Rules for Private Homes & Boutique Hotels. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes
Sep 17, 2024·12m
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E21 - The University of Alabama Transfer Credit Policy
Listen to ambient piano music while I read about The University of Alabama's Transfer Credit Policy. Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.
Sep 13, 2024·13m
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E20 - BINGO
Listen to soothing sounds as I call out BINGO numbers. Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.
Sep 10, 2024·13m
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E19 - Instructions to Build an IKEA Malm Bed
Listen to calming music while I interpret diagram instructions used to build an IKEA Malm bed. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.
Sep 6, 2024·12m
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E18 - Amazon.com 2024 2nd Quarter Results
Listen to rain in a forest while I read Amazon.com's financial results for Q2 2024. Sweet Dreams. 15 Minutes.
Sep 4, 2024·15m
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E17 - Esoteric Poetry
Listen to calming music while I read esoteric poetry. Sweet Dreams. 11 Minutes.
Aug 30, 2024·11m
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E16 - How To Replace Windshield Wipers
Listen to nature sounds by a forest river as I read how to change windshield wipers from the Home Depot website. Sweet Dreams. 10 Minutes.
Aug 27, 2024·10m
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E15 - Starbucks' Patents
Ambient music while I read a few of Starbucks' patents. Sweet Dreams.
Aug 24, 2024·14m
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E14 - Repotting Your Houseplants
Listen to a backdrop of rain in the woods as I read a general guide to repotting your houseplants from the ForGarden'sSake website. Sweet Dreams. 14 Minutes.
Aug 20, 2024·14m
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E13 - How Photosynthesis Works
Ambient music while I read from the ScienceNewsExplores website to explain how photosynthesis works. Sweet Dreams. 13 Minutes.
Aug 16, 2024·13m
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E12 - Home Waste & Recycling Service in Westfield IN
Ambient music while I read about the Home Waste & Recycling Service in Westfield IN. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.
Aug 13, 2024·12m
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E11 - Resumes
Ambient music while I read resumes of Lucas Sanchez and Jessica Claire. 12 Minutes.
Aug 9, 2024·12m
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E 10 - How to Knit For Beginners
Ambient music while I read How to Knit For Beginners from the Nimble-needles.com web page. 15 Minutes.
Jul 29, 2024·15m
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E9 - Directions from Fast-Food Mexican Restaurant to Hospital
Listen to soothing music while I read directions to my friend's house, and then to the hospital. 10 Minutes.
Jul 24, 2024·10m
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E8 - Golf Croquet Rules
Ambient music while reading the rules to Golf Croquet. 15 Minutes.
Jul 22, 2024·15m
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E7 - How to Repair Foundation Cracks
Listen to crashing ocean waves while I read about how to Repair Foundation Cracks. 15 minutes.
Jul 17, 2024·15m
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E6 - The Kentucky Energy and Environment Cabinet
Ambient music while I read from The Kentucky Energy and Environment Cabinet web page. 10 Minutes.
Jul 15, 2024·10m
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E5 - How to Replace Window Glass
Ambient music while I read 'How to Replace Broken Glass' from Home Depot's website. 15 Minutes.
Jul 13, 2024·15m
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E4 - WallMart Return Policy
Ambient music while I read from WallMart's Return Policy. 10 Minutes.
Jul 11, 2024·10m
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E2 - Beefeater BBQ User Manual
Ambient music while reading Beefeater SL4000S BBQ User Manual. 10 Minutes.
Jul 8, 2024·10m
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E3 - 2022 Michigan Fishing Guide
Ambient music while reading Michigan State's 2022 Michigan Fishing Guide. 10 Minutes.
Jul 8, 2024·10m
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E1 - Apple's 2023 Annual Report
Ambient music while reading Apple's 2023 Annual report. 10 Minutes.
Jul 8, 2024·10m