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SLEEP NOTHINGS
Having trouble sleeping? Listen to my gorgeous soothing voice as I read banal material, accompanied by calming music, that will help you fall asleep. I won't bore you to death, but I will bore you to sleep.
Episodes drop Tuesdays and Fridays. Sweet Dreams.
Episodes
- SLEEP NOTHINGS
E 101 - Words with Silent Letters
What's with all the silent letters in words? Why? Well, don't worry about it. Let me do that. You go to sleep. I'll read some of the words, and you listen to…
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E 100 - 2015 Indy 500 Lap 85
Hey, you can't sleep? You should. Go to sleep. Or, maybe listen to a bit of Lap 85 of the 2015 Indianapolis 500 car race. With a rainstorm in the background…
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E 99 - Wayne Gretzky Records
Episode 99 calls for a list of #99's records. Not all of 'em, there's too many. Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes
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E 98 - How to Change a Furnace Filter
Listen to waves on a beach while I read to you about changing your furnace filter. Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes.
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E 97 - Hey Dummy!
Hey Dummy. Not you, you're not the dummy. But everyone around you is. Listen to me give you many ways to tell them they're stupid. Because they are. But it's…
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E96 - Elmo and Katy Perry
Do you like the sound of a small waterfall? Me too. And bird sounds? Me too! And me reading the lyrics to a song Elmo and Katy Perry sang on Sesame Street in…
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E95 - Merriam-Webster Dictionary Words of the Day
Is it Words of the Day? Word of the Days? Words of the Days? I don't know. All I know is I read a Word of the Day, and then another one of those, and then…
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E94 - How to Install a Ceiling Fan
Listen to me walk you through Home Depot's guide to installing a ceiling fan, with some nice, soothing ocean waves crashing in the background. How about that?…
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E93 - Taylor Swift vs Black Sabbath
Listen to me (that's me!) read song titles by Taylor Swift and Black Sabbath, with some nice, relaxing sounds of a forest river (and birdies!) in the…
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E92 - Terrible 1st Date Questions
You've asked them -- I know you have. Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes.
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E91 - How to Lay Bricks
Ocean Sounds ... My voice leading you through the brick-laying process. Sounds sweet, huh? It is. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes
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E90 - Just (kids) Jokes
Hey. Listen to me read several kids jokes. And some rain. Some soothing rain. Oh, and a teensy tiny amount of thunder (don't worry, it's the gentle kind)…
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E89 - Facebook Marketplace Dialogue
Hey. Listen to me repeat a few comments I've received trying to sell items on Facebook Marketplace. I hate selling items on Facebook Marketplace. I like buying…
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E88 - Pickleball Rules
Do you like the sound of a river in a forest? And little birdies? Well then, you might like this. And as a bonus, you get a quick summary of Pickleball rules…
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E87 - How Rabbits Mate
Hey. Listen to me read the Ins and Outs of Mating in Rabbits, as outlined by EveryPaw Pet Insurance. Oh, and with some soothing sounds of a running stream and…
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E86 - GQ Guide to Body Grooming
Listen to waves crashing on the beach while getting some tips on male body grooming. Sounds like a good plan, huh? Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes
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E85 - Crayola Colored Pencils Name Changes
Maybe you're having trouble sleeping because you didn't know the new names of some Crayola colored pencils. I know, that can be stressful. If so, this should…
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E84 - How to Install a Ceiling Fan
Listen to the sound of rain in a forest while I tell you how to install a ceiling fan. Sweet Dreams. 10 minutes.
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E83 - How a Cardboard Box is Made
How is a cardboard box made, you ask? Let me tell you. While I put you to sleep. With the sound of rain in the forest. Sounds good, huh? NOW GO TO SLEEP! Sweet…
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E82 - How to Build a Birdhouse
Listen to soft piano and little birdies while I tell you how to build a birdhouse. Yes, a birdhouse. A house, for birds. Sweet Dreams. 12 minutes.
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E81 - The Ultimate All-inclusive Vacation Packing List
Listen to waves crashing on a beach (is that where you're going?) while I read off a list of stuff you need to pack. But don't start packing now. Just go to…
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E80 - How to Weed your Garden
Listen to me tell you how to weed your garden. From thegardencontinuum.com. Maybe you know it? I doubt it. Who cares ... Just go to sleep. Sweet Dreams. 14…
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E79 - Movie Titles Turned to Porn Titles
Listen to me read a list of Movie Titles Turned to Porn Titles. If you want. You don't have to. BTW, I didn't make these up. And I didn't watch any of them…
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E78 - Birding for Beginners
Listen to the soothing sounds of little birdies and piano while I read about Birding for Beginners. What could be better? Sweet Dreams. 14 minutes.
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E77 - Olympic Curling Rules
Listen to ambient music while I explain the rules of curling to you. Because it's important to know the rules. Maybe not. Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes.
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E76 - How to Fold Clothes
Do you still not know how to fold clothes? Who are you, and what's wrong with you? Learn how to fold clothes while ambient music plays in the background. Sweet…
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E75 - Indianapolis Traffic News
Listen to the soothing sound of waves crashing onto an ocean beach while I read Indianapolis traffic reports. Sweet Dreams. 14 minutes.
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E74 - ABBA's Mamma Mia, backwards
Listen to Mamma Mia piano, ballad version (check out ABBA Piano Covers, on YouTube) while I read the lyrics to the song, backwards. Why? Why not? Sweet Dreams…
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E73 - Certificate in Data Analytics
Listen to rain in a forest while I describe to you what you'll learn while Obtaining a Certificate in Data (zzzzzzzzz) Analytics (zzzzzzzzzz). Sweet Dreams. 10…
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E72 - How to Cut Your Own Hair
Listen to ocean waves on a beach while I read five steps to cutting your own hair from Laurakcollins.com. LaurakCollins!!!! Do you know who she is??!!!!…
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E71 - Racoons in your Attic?
Hey, having trouble sleeping? Maybe you've got racoons in your attic? Or maybe it's a gassy gut? If it's racoons, listen to piano music while I read off 5 tips…
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E70 - Slang words, by decade
Listen to a babbling brook (babbling!) while I read definitions of slang words by decade, starting with the 1920's. Remember the 20's? I don't think you do…
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E69 - Most Popular Google Searches
Listen to forest river nature sounds while I read off the most popular Google searches. Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes.
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E68 - Tylenol Extra Strength Drug Facts
Listen to the sound of ocean waves crashing up on shore while I read Tylenol Extra Strength Drug Facts as printed on the bottle label. Sweet Dreams. 15 minutes.
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E67 - Preparing Homes for Wildfire
Listen to a cozy crackling fireplace while I read from the National Fire Protection Association® (NFPA®) website about preparing homes for wildfire. Sweet…
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E66 - Song Lyrics
Listen to me read song lyrics while the sound of waves washing up on shore play in the background. Oh, and maybe you can hear my dishwasher and neighbour's…
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E65 - The Tea Act of 1773
Listen to sounds of a forest river (a forest river!) as I tell you about The Tea Act of 1773: The Catalyst of the Boston Tea Party. Yep. And it's all free…
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E64 - Taco Bell Menu Items
Listen to forest sounds while I read off the Taco Bell menu. Mmmmmmm. Now go to sleep, you big baby. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.
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E63 - Pirates vs Yankees October 3, 1960
Listen to some ambient music while I recap the Pirates vs Yankees baseball game from October 3, 1960. Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.
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E62 - Quotes and Scenes from Showgirls, the movie
Hey. Listen to some ocean wavy sounds while I read quotes and scenes from the movie "Showgirls". Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes.
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E61 - World Triathlon Athlete's Agreement - Sections 10, 11, 12
I read sections 10, 11 and 12 of the World Triathlon Athlete's Agreement, with a Mozart Lullaby For Babies in the background. Sweet Dreams. 11 Minutes
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E60 - 56 New, Fun Sex Positions
Hey. I'll review 56 Sex Positions with piano background music. Sweet Dreams. 14 minutes.
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E59 - How To Replace a Toilet
Hey. Listen to rain falling in a forest while I walk you through the steps to replace a toilet. Sweet Dreams. 12 minutes.
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E 58 - Touring Acts' Backstage Riders
Hey. Listen to waves crashing onto a beach while I read backstage riders from touring contracts of Rihanna, Frank Sinatra, and Van Halen. Sweet Dreams. 15…
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E57 - OnlyFans Community Guidelines
Why not listen to soothing piano, guitar and birds, while I read some OnlyFans Community Guidelines. Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes.
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E56 - Prime Numbers, Backwards, from 863
Listen to rain in a forest while I read Prime Numbers, Backwards, from #863. Sweet Dreams. 11 Minutes
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E55 - Assembling a Ping Pong Table
Listen to waves crashing onto a beach while I read Ping Pong Table assembly instructions. Sweet Dreams. 15 minutes.
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E54 - Floral Design Competition Rules and Regulations
Listen to soft piano music while I read the rules and regulations for the South Texas State Fair Floral Design Competition. Sweet Dreams. 15 minutes.
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E53 - VIAGRA
Listen to ocean sounds while I tell you about the drug Viagra. Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.
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E52 - Elevator Repairs
Listen to nature sounds of a forest river while I read from an elevator repair manual. I hope it's not too exciting that it doesn't help you sleep. Sweet…
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E51 - Weather Forecasts
Fall asleep to the sound of ocean waves ... and me, reading weather forecasts. Sweet Dreams. 14 Minutes.
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E50 - HP Printer Help
Listen to rain fall in a forest while I help you load a paper tray, fix a paper jam, and replace an ink cartridge for your HP printer. Sweet Dreams. 13 Minutes.
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E49 - How to Make Glass
Listen to soft piano and birds (little birdies!) while I explain the making glass process. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.
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E48 - Mastercard Terms of Use
Listen to rain in the forest as I read an excerpt from Mastercard's Terms of Use. Sweet Dreams. 13 Minutes
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E47 - General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT)
Listen to ambient music while I read from Part 1, Article 2 (two of my favourites) from the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT). Sweet dreams. 13…
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E46 - Rice and Canned Soup cooking instructions
Listen to nature sounds heard by a forest river while I read how to cook some rice and canned soup. Sweet Dreams. 10 Minutes.
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E45 - Random Internet Open Letter To Grandma
Listen to ambient piano music while I read a random person's Open Letter to their grandma found on the Internet Machine. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.
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E44 - Bowling Alley Maintenance Tips
Listen to a forest rain while I read to you (for free!) Bowling Alley Maintenance Tips. You're Welcome. And Sweet Dreams. 11 Minutes.
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E43 - Sleep Meditation For Reals
This is like a real sleep meditation episode. Enjoy. Sweet Dreams. 10 Minutes (and a little bit more)
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E42 - Samsung Privacy Policy
Listen to soothing music while I read an excerpt from the Samsung Privacy Policy. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.