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Blunt Bitch with Boobs
Join your host Chelsi, your brutally honest friend with a mic, covering relationships, sex, dating horror stories, and all the red flags you ignored. Twisted humor, self-healing, and unfiltered opinions encouraged. Listener discretion advised.
Episodes
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Big Boobs Small Options
Having a bigger chest is one thing. Trying to find a cute damn bra that actually fits is an entirely different battle. This week, we're talking about the…
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It's Spooky Season Bitches!
We're back, bitches! 🎃 After a little unexpected time away, we're crawling out of the crypt just in time for Halloween. This week, we're talking creepy…
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Semen: Nature's Gross Little Pharmacy
What if I told you semen is WAY more complicated than just sperm floating around in… well, you know. 😂 In this episode of Blunt Bitch with Boobs, we’re getting…
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Who the F*ck Taught Men About Vaginas??
Men have been confidently explaining women's bodies since the beginning of time, and somehow the information keeps getting fucking worse. 😂 From my first…
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Dick Filler & the Cum Lie We've All Been Told
Apparently, men can get filler injected into their penises… because apparently dicks need Botox’s cousin now. 🍆💉 This week, we’re getting into penile filler…
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Are We Even Dating Anymore?
Dating in 2026 is a fucking mess. Between endless dating apps, impossible checklists, hookup culture, situationships, and people who apparently don’t even know…
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Size Matters? The Science Behind Women Wanting Tall Men
Why do so many women prefer taller men... and is that preference actually biological? In this episode, we're going down the rabbit hole from sperm banks and…
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Sex is Fucking Weird: The Strangest Sex News of 2026
Sex is weird. Like, really fucking weird. 😂 This week, we’re diving into the strangest sex news and research of 2026, from suicidal spider sex and…
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Is That Actually Illegal?! America's Weirdest Sex Laws
Apparently, America has a lot of opinions about what we do in the bedroom... and some of those opinions actually became laws. This week, we're scratching the…
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Michigan's Prettiest Butthole Competition: The Hole Story
You thought Michigan was known for cherries and the Great Lakes? Think again. This week, we're diving headfirst into the state's most outrageous competition…
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Penises, Parties, & Poor Decisions: The Last Fling Before the Ring
Penises, Parties & Poor Decisions: The Last Fling Before the Ring 🍆💍 Why do we celebrate getting married with matching outfits, questionable decisions, and an…
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Starfish, Jackhammers & Other Bedroom Felonies
Are you secretly committing bedroom felonies? This week, we're exposing the biggest turn-offs, bedroom icks, and sex mistakes that men and women wish their…
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Your Brain is Cockblock You: Stress, Anxiety, Depression and Women's Sexual Desire
Is your libido actually low, or is your brain just overwhelmed? In this episode, we're breaking down the connection between mental health and sexual health…
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Red Flags, White Claws & Blue Balls
This week on Blunt Bitch with Boobs, we're celebrating Independence Day by declaring freedom from red flags, situationships, mixed signals, and the ex who…
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What the Hell is an 'Eater' and Why is it Everywhere?
These TikTok clowns are branding themselves as pro P*ssy Devourers like it's a career. Listen as Chelsi roasts where they got the massive audacity, the flex…
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Queer History, Kink Culture & Sex Ed with Kim Adamski
Let's be honest...most of us got sex education that left out a whole lot of context. For this Pride Month episode, I'm joined by sexual health educator Kim…
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Wait... Men Can Have Multiple Orgasms?!
Apparently, men have been keeping secrets. This week on Blunt Bitch With Boobs, we're unpacking the surprising truth about male orgasms, dry orgasms, multiple…
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Questions You're Too Embarrassed to Ask
Ever found yourself Googling something at 2 a.m. because you were too embarrassed to ask anyone out loud? You're definitely not alone. This week on Blunt Bitch…
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Swallowing: Myths, Facts, & Horny Internet Nonsense
The internet has officially lost its damn mind because apparently swallowing is now being marketed as skincare, therapy, a sleep aid, and a wellness supplement…
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Prescription Butt Stuff: Victorian Doctors Were Freaks!
Welcome back to Blunt Bitch With Boobs , the podcast where we unpack history, human behavior, internet chaos, and the deeply questionable decisions society…
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Hormones, Hotness, & Emotional Damage: Women's Confidence Through the Cycle
One week you’re hot, unstoppable, and making dangerous eye contact in public… The next week your jeans fit weird and suddenly everyone annoys you. Welcome to…
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Flaccid Ego vs Erect Ego: The Two Versions of Him Nobody Talks About
Let’s be honest, men act like two completely different people depending on the moment. In this episode of Blunt Bitches with Boobs, we’re calling it what it…
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They Mapped the Clit in 2026... Be So Serious
Okay... so apparently in late March 2026, scientists finally dropped the first complete 3D nerve map of the clitoris. Yes. 2026. Meanwhile, the penis has had…
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I Learned New Words and I'm Mad About It
I went down a rabbit hole of obscure sex terms.... and I may regret EVERYTHING. Some of these are weird. Some are concerning. And some should've never been…
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Hot or Delusional? My Brain Can't Decide...
Ever feel hot one minute and completely delusional the next? Yeah... Same let's talk about it. A brutally honest dive into body dysmorphia, where confidence…
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Rear-End Regrets: "It Was an Accident... Sure it was"
"It was an accident"... sure it was. This episode of Blunt Bitch with Boobs dives into some of the wildest things reports, the worst excuses, and the kind of…
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Wet, Willing, or Nah? The Truth About Arousal vs. Desire
Ever had your body say “yes” while your brain was like… absolutely not? Yeah, let’s talk about it. In this episode, we break down the real difference between…
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The Orgasm Gap: Someone's Finishing... and It Ain't Us.
Why are straight women doing all the work… and still not getting the final payoff? In this episode of Blunt Bitch With Boobs, we’re diving headfirst into the…
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Toe-tally Obsessed: The Strange History & Science of Foot Fetishes
Foot fetishes might sound niche… but about 1 in 7 people have had fantasies involving feet. So, what’s the deal? In this episode of Blunt Bitch with Boobs…
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Blue Balls & Vulvas: Who's Actually Suffering?
Blue balls get all the attention... but blue vulvas are real too! In this episode, we're breaking down the science of arousal, blood flow, and what actually…
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Female Pleasure: A History of Taboo
For centuries, female pleasure has been medicalized, moralized, criminalized, and misunderstood. In this episode, we trace the history of why women's desires…
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Valentine's Day: Expectations, Reality, & the Loneliness Nobody Posts About
Valentine's is over... but the emotional damage live on. We'll breaking down the fantasy vs. reality of the most romanticized day of the year. Why are we…
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Pet Peeves and Panty Droppers
Pet peeves? Got plenty. Panty Droppers? Oh, we've got those too. In this episode, I let my brain run wild spilling the things that annoy me, which are also…
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Cold Outside, Unstable Inside: Winter Blues, Body Comments, and Keeping Your Sanity
Cold weather, loud thoughts and zero patience of nonsense. We dive into the winter blues, mental health, body image, and why seasonal sadness is more common…
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Why Your Thoughts are Hornier than You Admit
Ever catch yourself thinking something a little naughty and immediately blush? You're not alone. In this episode we dive into why your thoughts are hornier…
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Slip or Skip: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Lube
Some people use spit... Some people use coconut oil... Some people use chaos... Let's fix that! This week Chelsi breaks down the real tea on lube; what works…
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Smooth Moves, Questionable Decisions
Ever wonder what happens when you mix confidence, curiosity, and zero professional training? Welcome to my at home Brazilian adventure! From my TikTok…
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This episode is brought to you by my uterus…
Periods: everyone has opinions, nobody likes talking about them. In this solo episode, Chelsi breaks down the realities of periods—from symptoms and surprises…
Blunt Bitch with BoobsWe're Back (One Mic Era)
We're back, well one of us. Blunt Bitches with Boobs has entered its solo era. Same blunt takes, same unfiltered energy, just one mic and a whole lot of…
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Episode 51: We made it a year Bitches!
Welcome back! We apologize for our couple week hiatus but you know what? Life Happens!!!! Back we are back and its our year anniversary! You better listen! Be…
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Episode 50: Tit Biscuit Bread Bowls
You read that right! Join Chelsi and Joy this week as they let their true spiraling go! Also, we determined we should start our own bakery, what do you think?!…
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Episode 49: Are those Vagina Cupcakes?!
Join Joy and Chelsi this week with their guest Wild Cat as we announce the official reopening of Joy Zone!!!! We celebrate with vagina cupcakes! You know you…
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Episode 48: Is Hawk Tuah a love language?!
This week we catch up on current events including our Busty Co-Host Ashlee taking a step back from the podcast. Then we start the quest to learn what our love…
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Episode 47: Body Image with Wildcat & Fish Girl
Chelsi and Joy take the reigns of this episode along with the infamous Wildcat and Fish Girl as we discuss the importance of body image and being positive…
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Episode 46: Is That Pee?!
Welcome to another episode of your favorite podcast! Join our three busty hosts and they talk about real life mishaps, tell some really funny jokes, and talk…
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Episode 45: Toys Thru The Decades
Good Morrow you Blunt Baddies... Fear not you do not get to be a Saddie today! Join us as we blast back to the past and talk about sex toys through the…
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Episode 44: Life is Tough, Here is our updates!
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to take two degens to your surgery to talk to your doctors?! Joy shares about her experience with taking Chelsi…
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Episode 43: Relationships, Red Flags, and Random Shenanigans
Would it really be an episode of BBWBs without shenanigans? We didn't think so! So tune is as we cover the serious topic of relationships and how to learn from…
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Episode 42: Grumpy Gab - Tales of Life and Mother's Day Mayhem
In this weeks episode we definitely have the grumpy gab covered this week as it has been rough week... And it shows our hosts are in spicy moods. Tune in for…
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Episode 41: Random Laws, Real Talk, and Money Making Shennanigans
Welcome back! We are so happy to be back and recording! Be sure to tune in for another wild ride with your busty hosts. Be sure to rate the podcast and follow…
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Episode 40: Interviewing Pinky Part II
You know you wanted to hear the rest of that interview.... Now here is your chance! Don't worry we didn't make him repeat himself at all this half.... Be sure…
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Episode 39: Interview with the Infamous Pinky Part 1
Tune in this week as we interview our first boyfriend applicant Pinky! Don't worry he has even submitted a second application for Joy this time!! This episode…
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Episode 38: The Eclipse After Dark
Tune in for this unforgettable evening with your three enchanting busty hosts as they embrace the sultry atmosphere from the eclipse. These steamy discussions…
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Episode 37: Twist-her Here, Twist-her There
Twist-her Everywhere! Who doesn't love the classic movie twister?! Your favorite Busty hosts do, that is for sure! Be sure to tune into this weeks episode to…
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Episode 36: Celebrate Your Tits and Chelsi's Soulless Charm
Join in this week as your favorite busty hosts delve into the journey of loving one's own tits. With the humorous twist of the intriguing case of Chelsi, who…
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Episode 35: Shit Talkin and Shenanigans
Have you ever had that one guy that you thought was special just disappear?! Yeah we have to! Join us as we talk shit and laugh our asses off in this weeks…
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Episode 34: Fish Sticks and Shrimp Dicks
Fish Sticks and Shrimp Dicks... perfect combination right?! Join this episode for more fun filled laughter as we talk about everything under the sun…
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Episode 33: Your HR Nightmare - What Not To Talk About At Work
Join your new favorite HR rep Chelsi with Ashlee, and Joy as they discuss once again the most off the wall shit. How to ask potential partners if they are…
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Episode 32: The Blunt Bitches Take Sex Ed Tests
Join your favorite busty hosts as they explore their kinks, or at least the ones that show up on their test results, make their Mac and Cheese bowl telling…
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Episode 31: Grammar School Bitches Boy Friend Application and Thirsty Hamsters?!
Are you a thirsty little hamster?!?! Because our hosts need to now how the dynamics of this work! We also received another boyfriend application for Joy from…