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The Scathing Atheist
A weekly look at religion and the stupidity that breeds it. Hosts Noah Lugeons, Heath Enwright, and Eli Bosnick delve into theistic attempts to intrude on the secular world in an unflinching expose on just how juvenile the whole god thing is.
Episodes
The Scathing Atheist475: Leave it to Beavers Edition
In this week’s episode, Pat Robertson is running out of time to be wrong, Lindsey Graham checks to see if Ketanji Brown Jackson is from one of those religions…
The Scathing Atheist474: Dowse of Ill Repute Edition
In this week’s episode, Idaho Republicans search desperately for the gay porn in their local library, the Streisand effect leads a bunch of Idaho students to…
The Scathing Atheist473: Saturn Ails Ya Edition
In this week’s episode, Florida has a silly law, the Russian Orthodox guy has a silly hat, and David Icke proves himself plenty qualified to be the “rule of…
The Scathing Atheist472: Texas-stential Threat Edition
In this week’s episode, Greg Abbott declares war on trans kids and their parents, Ben Carson considers using our strategic grain reserves in the Washington…
The Scathing Atheist471: Smite as Well Edition
In this week’s episode, Florida picks the WORST and only way you’re allowed to say gay, Mike Lindell tries to set up some helivangelism, and Ray Comfort will…
The Scathing Atheist470: My Favourite Marsh Edition
On this week’s episode: Marsh classes up the pod with some Anglican charm ... We learn all about a man who started off as an investment banker and GOT WORSE…
The Scathing Atheist469: Thunderverse Edition
In this week’s episode, Missouri only loves CHRISTIAN company, the Marines get a little fewer and a little prouder, and we’ll dust off and crack open a book…
The Scathing Atheist468: Take Me to Your Litter Edition
In this week’s episode, we buy the Hillsong church a brand spanking new domain name, Christianity leans all the way in with their "ignorance is strength"…
The Scathing Atheist467: Noahide and Seek Edition
In this week’s episode, OAN loses quite a bit of their N, we learn the correct pronouns to go along with God's identity as an attack helicopter, and Oklahomans…
The Scathing Atheist466: The Pen is Mightier Edition
In this week’s episode, the Supreme Court crawls under yet another bar, Pastor Michael Todd gets confused by the phrase "spitting image", and Anna will be here…
The Scathing Atheist465: Tontine Edition
On this week’s episode: The CDC says Noah can kiss you square on the lips ... God plans to make hospitals obsolete by faith healing and lowering deductibles…
The Scathing Atheist464: Off the Beaten Patheos Edition
In this week’s episode, Wiccans will teach us to keep our hexes firmly secured in a gun safe, Aaron Rodgers challenges me to single combat in the old ways, and…
The Scathing Atheist463: Webb Slinger Edition
In this week’s episode, Baby Baphoment boosts some blood pressure, if you've ever said LET'S GO BRANDON unironically you can go let's yourself, and Anna will…
The Scathing Atheist462: Half-Roasted Edition
In this week’s episode, our podcast gets a billionaire sugar daddy for Christmas, a 3rd grade teacher considers doing "Wintertime For Hitler" unironically at…
The Scathing Atheist461: Maine Squeeze Edition
In this week’s episode, Fox news finds a flash of persecution on their Christmas tree, the Christian Right is so inept they can't even hate Dr. Oz correctly…
The Scathing Atheist460: Vulgantuan Edition
In this week’s episode, Joel Osteen cashes out, the Fox News Christmas tree in NYC burst into flames and spontaneous commentary, and Tom and Cecil will bring…
The Scathing Atheist459: Sneaky Ninja Edition
In this week’s episode, Heath brings not one but two demon-sperm related stories, Eli gets out of this episode with a fake doctor's note like he's skipping gym…
The Scathing Atheist458: Everlasting Gobble Stopper Edition
In this week’s episode, there are worst times to be an atheist but not by much, Heath will declare the best Thanksgiving food by fiat, and we’ll watch a…
The Scathing Atheist457: Flynn-quisition Edition
In this week’s episode, Jerry Falwell Jr sues Liberty University for not stopping him from fucking himself, we do NOT have a story about HUMAN ejaculate...but…
The Scathing Atheist456: Dodger Rodgers Edition
In this week’s episode, Joe Biden makes America slightly less great again for bigots, we learn from a religious essay contest that Webster's dictionary defines…
The Scathing Atheist455: Man God Edition
In this week’s episode, you’ll get the chance to vent your Election Day rage while doing some good, the Supreme Court lets Maine prevent mass death… but on a…
The Scathing Atheist454: Hi, I'm an Atheist Edition
In this week’s episode, Christians throw out their backs attempting to meme, God builds a bridge out of a witch and then burns her to death to help a GOP…
The Scathing Atheist453: Raiders of the Lost Archon Edition
In this week’s episode, Matt Powell breaks our hearts, Christians fight back in the imagined War on Christmas with a pre-emptive War on Halloween,and we’ll…
The Scathing Atheist452: F--king Waste of Time Edition
In this week’s episode, the government gets a hold of Joel Osteen’s pp, the planets conspire to interrupt Facebook and no other major platforms, and Anna…
The Scathing Atheist451: All Knowing Edition
In this week’s episode, we paint the walls with a month's worth of stored up antitheism, Christianity gets persecuted by seahorses, and Don Ford will be here…
The Scathing Atheist450: Sesquiquadricentennial Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll finish off the headlines from the past, you’ll miss the headlines from the present, and we’ll look forward to the headlines from…
The Scathing Atheist449: Not So Friendly Edition
In this week’s episode, our headlines will be closer to the present, but they still won’t be the present, Lucinda will continue to pop in when you least expect…
The Scathing Atheist448: Plesiosaur Loser Edition
In this week’s episode, the past and the present will smash together like some kind of temporal orgy, we’ll bring up stuff in the headlines that you almost…
The Scathing Atheist447: Little Praisers Edition
In this week’s episode, the headlines will make you wonder if you’re listening to the archives, the news out of Texas will make you wonder whether you’re…
The Scathing Atheist446: Vacated Edition
In this week’s episode, BYU gets mad about having to share a letter with LGBTQ, Walker Texas Ranger gets a WEIRD new job, and Liberty U cancels classes without…
The Scathing Atheist445: Lemme Finish Edition
In this week’s episode, people will die of COVID unnecessarily because of religion, Heath takes the week off to turn 40, and we’ll actually finish this time…
The Scathing Atheist444: Two Thirds of the Devil Edition
In this week’s episode, Islam finds a worse use for an 8 year old than its prophet did, we learn AGAIN that it's NOT like the Holocaust...whatever you're about…
The Scathing Atheist443: Prayed Off Edition
In this week’s episode, Christians continue their war against free not dying juice, Jesus comes back to buy a motorcycle and then leaves again, and Don Ford…
The Scathing Atheist442: Breakfast at Anna's Edition
In this week’s episode, we all sit in a room together long enough for Noah to remember why he's an introvert. --- To make a per episode donation at…
The Scathing Atheist441: Leftover Vulgarity Edition
In this week’s episode, European courts decide that not being Muslim is neutral, a pastor plays with dog feces VERY enthusiastically, and that wasn’t just a…
The Scathing Atheist440: 8 Minute Absalom Edition
In this week’s episode, naturopaths play the COVID card, we learn that God created the supply curve and it was good, and we’ll keep up our quest to see how…
The Scathing Atheist439: Insult and Pepper Edition
In this week’s episode, CPAC reminds us how secure our jobs are, bible study is literally synonymous with domestic terrorism, and Tom and Cecil from Cognitive…
The Scathing Atheist438: Dumb-brella Edition
In this week’s episode, the Catholic Church is pretty sure not getting away with murder FOREVER is persecution, Right Wing Watch gets rescued by Jesus our Lord…
The Scathing Atheist437: Indentured Edition
In this week’s episode, Noah’s back so Eli will be edited more, Republicans are pretty sure the Critical Race Theory was calling from inside the house, and Ken…
The Scathing Atheist436: Cracker Jack Edition
In this week’s episode, the Supreme Court rules that there are separate but equal kinds of parents, Ted Cruz performs the saddest one man show in the history…
The Scathing Atheist435: Bath Time Edition
In this week’s episode, Joe Biden turns out NOT to be a sleeper agent for Bob Jones University, the Southern Baptist Convention gets mad about Critical Race…
The Scathing Atheist434: Arky Van Arkface Edition
On this week’s episode: Greg Locke attempts to miraculously un-kill four people at the Capitol insurrection ... Noah powers a flux capacitor with nothing but…
The Scathing Atheist433: Worth Your Wiles Edition
In this week’s episode, Rick Wiles will catch a serious case of we told him so, Christians will once again be persecuted by math, and god will continue to not…
The Scathing Atheist432: Conceptual Decade Edition
In this week’s episode, Mother Theresa miraculously keeps sucking after death, "Triggered by LEGOS" is a thing that exists in reality now, and Don Ford will…
The Scathing Atheist431: Closed Letter Edition
In this week’s episode, America puts the ISH in Jewish, we learn how vaccines are Holocaust adjacent, and Andrew Torrez of the Opening Arguments podcast will…
The Scathing Atheist430: Jenner-al Election Edition
In this week’s episode, Caitlyn Jenner’s existence defeats the bigotry war games computer, Joe Biden persecutes Christianity with a National Day of Prayer, and…
The Scathing Atheist429: Irritable Powell Syndrome Edition
On this week’s episode: Josh Duggar is STILL a pedophile ... Religion continues to act like soccer hooligans but without the soccer ... And we’ll make Callie…
The Scathing Atheist428: Got Wood Edition
In this week’s episode, the church of bleach washes out, Ben Shapiro finally gets wood despite the medical risk to his wife, and Don Ford will be here to weird…
The Scathing Atheist427: Red Carpet Edition
In this week’s episode, the government finally takes notice of what a pastor does with his PP, Jerry Falwell Junior is a train wreck and I can't look away, and…
The Scathing Atheist426: InfoWar Hero Edition
On this week’s episode: God steals his shit from a little Nas ... Alex Jones is literally a crisis actor in his own video ... And Tom and Cecil will join us…
The Scathing Atheist425: Science Says Edition
In this week’s episode, Greg Locke asks America to take this outside, Marjorie Taylor Greene gets yoked to fight COVID, and you didn’t forget we promised to…
The Scathing Atheist424: Selling Your Sole Edition
In this week’s episode, churches provide their nothing to fewer people than ever, Christianity dives naked into a briar patch to pwn Lil Nas X, and if we told…
The Scathing Atheist423: Premarital Edition
In this week’s episode, Republicans unite against the evils of equality, a radical Christian terrorist was suffering from sex addiction and March Madness, and…
The Scathing Atheist422: Demon Baby Edition
In this week’s episode, the good Pope is still a bad person, Matt Powell debunks the farting wing of evolution theory without debunking his beds, and…
The Scathing Atheist421: Sam I Was Edition
In this week’s episode, the libs will change it to “one fish, two fish, blue fish, blue fish”, we’ll show you how to stand up and be counted while you’re still…
The Scathing Atheist420: Higher Power Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll learn that religion isn’t done ruining our global pandemic, congress will half way do something fully overdue, and Noah will…
The Scathing Atheist419: Unrushed Edition
In this week’s episode, we remind everyone that we cancelled the Bible before it was cool, w learn that Rush Limbaugh has exactly as many interesting thoughts…
The Scathing Atheist418: Everything You Need to Know Edition
In this week’s episode, Tennessee Republicans will be confused about how many vaginas they have, James Randi manages to debunk more liars without even being…
The Scathing Atheist417: Something to Sink Your Heath Into Edition
In this week’s episode, the Catholic Church is worse than even the CATHOLIC CHURCH imagined, Matt Powell pwns Tom Sawyer by whitewashing a fence for him, and…
The Scathing Atheist416: The Powell Behind the Throne Edition
In this week’s episode, Ken Ham’s team will put the “cute” back in persecution, Marjorie Taylor Greene tries to block herself on Facebook, and we really DID…