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The Scathing Atheist
A weekly look at religion and the stupidity that breeds it. Hosts Noah Lugeons, Heath Enwright, and Eli Bosnick delve into theistic attempts to intrude on the secular world in an unflinching expose on just how juvenile the whole god thing is.
Episodes
The Scathing Atheist711: Circling the John Edition
In this week’s episode, religion breaks its child murder record AGAIN, a cult tries to prove their sun magic in court beyond a shadow of a doubt, and Anna will…
The Scathing Atheist710: Obscene in the Wild Edition
In this week’s episode, Christians find god in ALL the wrong places, they continue waiting for Jesus to come back from getting cigarettes, and we’ll hear from…
The Scathing Atheist709: Communion Busting Edition
In this week’s episode, Christians remember how well the last public execution went for their image, Oklahoma takes another step towards approving the Eli…
The Scathing Atheist708: Bakker's Doesn't Edition
In this week’s episode, Pete Hegseth creates a department of HOLY war, we learn from a Fox News interview that Jesus is the gay, the truth, and the life, and…
The Scathing Atheist707: Noah's Arkaeology Edition
On this week’s episode: The Daily Mail manages to to be less trustworthy than the BIBLE ... The Pope kinda tells us he’s sowwy for all the diddling ... And…
The Scathing Atheist706: A Couple Short Peters Edition
In this week’s episode, Donald Trump gives himself infinity plus one Christianity points, Christians are pretty sure that Tillamook is making antisemitic…
The Scathing Atheist705: A Steiner Correction Edition
In this week’s episode, the midterms are more Godless than ever, we meet the man who puts the Orr into “illegal donor”, and we learn that our high school…
The Scathing Atheist704: Snake Juggling Edition
In this week’s episode, JD Vance is MEH on causing the apocalypse, Christians at Burning Man are wildly offended by a celebration of death and rebirth, and…
The Scathing Atheist703: Dolly Lama Edition
In this week’s episode, Donald Trump asks for a little of that rendering unto Caesar he’s heard so much about, Girl Scouts of America gets some blowback about…
The Scathing Atheist702: Ready, James, Fire Edition
In this week’s episode, Christians will persecute THEMSELVES if were not gonna do it, Republicans warn us that dinosaur demons are eating the cats and dogs…
The Scathing Atheist701: DC-eased Edition
In this week’s episode, Trump doesn't WANNA get a shot, godless commie aliens wanna sap your precious ova and bodily fluids, and we’ll learn how to protect…
The Scathing Atheist700: The 700 Club Edition
In this week’s episode, Jared Huffman applies for a job on our show, a lack of Christian soda cans leads to the unraveling of the fabric of society, and…
The Scathing Atheist699: Communion Edition
In this week’s episode, Trump's religious committee tries to DEI so they don't DIE, a preacher gets kicked off a flight after a complaint from a baby with…
The Scathing Atheist698: Ranking the Angels Edition
In this week’s episode, Republicans will takes few rights off our plate rather than ordering their own, JD Vance sits down with Joe Rogan on the CHAIR...not…
The Scathing Atheist697: Graham Cracker Edition
In this week’s episode, the IRS gets a little closer to putting the ‘lock’ in Greg Locke, we learn that Jesus was probably just using an infinite lives glitch…
The Scathing Atheist696: Ark Park's Narcs Edition
In this week’s episode, Heath is in Paris and Eli’s in Washington and Noah’s just showing back up from the Ark Park protest. And somehow we still managed to…
The Scathing Atheist695: Virtual Pretend Edition
Come see us live in Washington, DC on August 14th!: https://www.atlasarts.org/events/god-awful-movies/ In this week’s episode, a bible school takes a vacation…
The Scathing Atheist694: Bearing False Witnesses Edition
Come see us live in Washington, DC on August 14th!: https://www.atlasarts.org/events/god-awful-movies/ In this week’s episode, Trump has one particular…
The Scathing Atheist693: Falsie Tulsi Edition
In this week’s episode, Tulsi Gabbard is in a cult worse than conservatism, Dusty Deevers rides off sadly into the sunset with tumbleweed rolling past, and…
The Scathing Atheist692: A Ross to Bear Edition
In this week’s episode, the Grand Canyon state creates an Arizona UNTRUTH, we learn that God has an atheist sense of humor with his weather-based smiting, and…
The Scathing Atheist691: 31 Flavors Edition
In this week’s episode, Pete Hegseth whittles down America’s list of real religions, we lament the shutdown of the storied Riverstone Christian Academy in the…
The Scathing Atheist690: Gospel of Lies Edition
In this week’s episode, Trump puts the generosity in genocide, we'll learn that communion could taste a lot worse, and Promise Backlund will be here with this…
The Scathing Atheist689: Circling the Drain Edition
In this week’s episode, the Pope gets around to calling slavery “our bad,” a Christian apostle hopes to follow in the footsteps of Arnold Schwarzenegger, and…
The Scathing Atheist688: Welcome to the Jingle Edition
In this week’s episode, America celebrates its birthday with 250 year old ideas about pluralism, all the holy water and anointing oil in Vatican City can't…
The Scathing Atheist687: Electric Monk Edition
In this week’s episode, the DOJ enters the 1st Amendment’s SPAM folder, Florida golfers who encounter a golden idol of Donald Trump will play it as it lies…
The Scathing Atheist686: L Run Hubbard Edition
In this week’s episode, Christianity's persecution complex gets an annex and a ballroom, we learn that speedrunning halfway into a Scientology building leads…
The Scathing Atheist685: Banned Band Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll ask if they’re still Mormon stories if you get sued for saying TRUE stuff, we learn about Satan's plan to corrupt the world using…
The Scathing Atheist684: Turin Test Edition
In this week’s episode, Donald Trump will read the only book dumber than he is, this new connection between public health and raccoon penis will surprise you…
The Scathing Atheist683: Rope a Pope Edition
In this week’s episode, Donald Trump gets THIS close to saying he won the papal election too, we meet a bigotry-based puppet act almost as obnoxious as Jeff…
The Scathing Atheist682: Astro-Naughty Edition
In this week’s episode, Trump’s Easter message goes a little off track, we learn that Jesus Christ definitely skipped egg day again, and Biblepiece Theater…
The Scathing Atheist681: Let Me Finnish Edition
In this week’s episode, The Washington Post puts the edit in editorialize, Republicans at CPAC plan to destroy the left with their girthy rizz, and Michael…
The Scathing Atheist680: Downchuck Edition
In this week’s episode, Pete Hegseth puts the A hole in “a holy war,” a top-level FEMA official makes up a lie about being the worst X-Man ever, and we’ll make…
The Scathing Atheist679: Statue of Limitations Edition
In this week’s episode, Alabaman children make a much more depressing kind of wish, The Guardian is pretty sure AI witchcraft is on the rise thanks to Gemini…
The Scathing Atheist678: Epheasy Does It Edition
In this week’s episode, Greg Locke’s dark web of satanist enemies forget to pay his parking tickets, Pope Bobby goes full jestermaxx and clowns hard on the…
The Scathing Atheist677: AI Slopaganda Edition
On this week’s episode: America’s justification for war has some holeys in it ... Tucker Carlson ramps up his presidential aspirations with a meditation collab…
The Scathing Atheist676: "Paddy, Did He?" Edition
In this week’s episode, American Christians wonder if they can be Nazis with an S this time, a new reality competition show looks a lot like game night with…
The Scathing Atheist675: Lies of Commission Edition
In this week’s episode, Trump’s Religious liberty commission finds itself 1 for 3, Christian Nationalists gather in DC to break the first and second rule of…
The Scathing Atheist674: Measle Memory Edition
In this week’s episode, measles put the skibidi in Ohio, TP-USA tries to get more young Republicans by airing Kid Rock against Bad Bunny, and Ross Douthat will…
The Scathing Atheist673: Tree Looking Edition
In this week’s episode, Texas crosses some flaming Ts, Christian schools in Australia teach about the arkaeopteryx, and Don Ford will be here for some more…
The Scathing Atheist672: Fast Fashin' Edition
In this week’s episode, Christians declare that he who is without boot should lick the first soul, JD Vance is NOT allowed to hold the fetus trophy at the…
The Scathing Atheist671: Lasso of Truthiness Edition
In this week’s episode, Christians demand NO shoving in line to the ovens, a Republican theocrat tries to confuse the globalists by starting a public JEWISH…
The Scathing Atheist670: De-Icing Edition
In this week’s episode, Tucker Carlson is worried the horny woman in the area is his wife so he wants to ban porn, and Ross Douthat totally would’ve won that…
The Scathing Atheist669: PS FU Edition
In this week’s episode, America picks up an extra president, podcastiverse character Scottish abortion clinic lady gets conjured by the universe to murder…
The Scathing Atheist668: Uninsured Edition
In this week’s episode, Catholics still haven’t met their kid diddling deductible, we have a jance dance revolution party on the graves of our enemies, and Tom…
The Scathing Atheist667: CAIR-ful Edition
In this week’s episode, Christianity will put the PR in CPR, Kirk Cameron gets eschatological and makes quite a mess, and president of American Atheists Nick…
The Scathing Atheist666: Full Blown Devil Edition
In this week’s episode, the Maine Supreme Court considers the right to hide under your kid’s bed dressed like Satan, Joe Rogan thinks the ultimate AI god is…
The Scathing Atheist665: Serious Vulgarities Only Edition
Now with 33% more vulgarity! --- In this week’s episode, running our hospitals through a group of bigot virgins will yield less than stellar results, Quebec…
The Scathing AtheistOut of Office Notice
Hey folks, just a reminder that we're taking the week off for American Thanksgiving, but we'll be back next week even more blasphemous than before. Happy…
The Scathing Atheist664: Cried Wolf Edition
In this week’s episode, we’re halfway through our atheist mission, you'll never guess what Jeffrey Epstein and the Catholic League have in common, and Michael…
The Scathing Atheist663: Formula Zero Edition
In this week’s episode, religion scores an F for Feeding hungry babies, Ne Millin Mms would like to buy a vowel and about 990,000 moms, and Don Ford will be…
The Scathing Atheist662: Roast of the Town Edition
In this week’s episode, JD Vance has a theory dumber than his face, he worries about Hinduism and reincarnation as a couch, and Tom and Cecil will be here to…
The Scathing Atheist661: V4C Meets RFR Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll learn what the hell all those deadly Teslas were swerving out of the way of, Colorado takes the everybody out of PUBLIC schools…
The Scathing Atheist660: A Hunter and His Pray Edition
In this week’s episode, some of us learn that it’s national “slap your irritating coworker day” the hard way, We learn that Ohio is round on the ends and…
The Scathing Atheist659: Burning Question Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll hate on the wrong way to hate wrongness, One Million Moms tells NASCAR their language is a bit too racy, and Don Ford will be…
The Scathing Atheist658: Ad Mominem Edition
In this week’s episode, the nones are emptier than we thought, a Trump video about med beds gets recognized as AI because of complete sentences, and Ross…
The Scathing Atheist657: Conjured Edition
In this week’s episode, Atheists find ourselves the only terrorists without a magical hat, a representative who represents himself has a fool for a client, and…
The Scathing Atheist656: Tylenol Lives Matter Edition
On this week's episode: The White House finds the connections between JC and CK ... Rumor has it that Ryan Walters fucked a pile of flour during a board of…
The Scathing Atheist655: Tarot Bull Edition
In this week’s episode, the nation casts our tiny face upwards towards the heavens, God continues having a mediocre .500 winning percentage at football, and we…
The Scathing Atheist654: Jammie Jams Edition
In this week’s episode, we dredge the leftovers bucket to see if there are any headlines we missed, then we let you hear what we sound like in our pajamas. ---…
The Scathing Atheist653: CDC Ya Edition
In this week’s episode, the CDC deals with a brain worm, Quebec doesn't enjoy Islam incorrectly, and Ross Douthat will try his hand at neuroscience. --- To…