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Useless Banter
Hosted by two best friends with too many opinions and no clear direction, Useless Banter is your new favorite dose of chaos, laughs, and real talk. From unhinged travel stories and the highs (and lows) of gay culture, to lifestyle hot takes, pop culture deep dives, and career confessions — nothing is off limits and everything is up for debate.
Whether you’re here for the humor, the honesty, or just the background noise while you spiral through your day, you’ll feel right at home. Tune in for…
Episodes
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EP 35: Happy Halloweekend!
That's hot! 💋 This week on Useless Banter, we're channeling our inner Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie for a Halloween episode that's giving "The Simple Life"…
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Love Interests & Love Handles
The boy drama never sleeps, and apparently neither do we. This week, we’re catching up on all the latest dating sagas—from confusing situationships and…
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Best Friend Breakups
Friendships can be just as complicated as relationships… so why don’t we talk about the breakups? This week, we’re diving into best friend dynamics: the…
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Biggest "Ick" When Hooking Up
The boys are back with some much-needed life updates, and naturally… there’s a lot to unpack. This week, we’re catching up on our latest boy drama, revealing…
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Love at First Lie
First dates are already awkward enough... so why do we always feel the need to make them even more complicated? This week, we're spilling the white lies we've…
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Never Filming in the Morning Again
We made one mistake... filming this episode in the morning. Safe to say we're not exactly early birds, and the caffeine had to work overtime. Between the…
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Showing PRIDE via Dick Pics
Happy Pride! This week, we're diving into all things Pride Month—from our favorite celebrations, unforgettable Pride memories, and what Pride means to us…
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Let's Play a Game - Cancel One, Confess One
Three options. One has to go. No exceptions. This week on Useless Banter, we're putting our questionable judgment to the test with a drinking game of "Cancel…
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Red Flags During Hookups
This week on Useless Banter, we're turning dating disasters into a drinking game. From the guy who says he's "not looking for anything serious" five minutes…
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Welcome to "Useless Confessions"
This week on Useless Banter, we put our decision-making skills to the test with the most important fantasy draft of our lives: celebrity crushes, fast food…
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Ep 25: The Coachella Survival Guide Nobody Asked For
From dusty campgrounds to spiritual experiences at the main stage, this week we’re breaking down all things Coachella 2026. We discuss the eternal war that is…
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Hot Takes, Home Depot, & Funerals
We started with a few harmless unpopular opinions… and somehow ended up roaming the aisles of Home Depot and at a funeral. Truly, no one is safe. In this…
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Ep 23: Botox, Bold Statements, & Bad Decisions
This week, we’re doing what we do best: having loud opinions about things that nobody asked for but we've been dying to discuss. We’re debating popular vs…
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Tea Time Abroad
Paris, fashion, fitness… and just a touch of delusion. In this episode, we’re recapping our full two-week European adventure from start to finish—no detail…
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Healed or Rebranding Chaos?
This week on Useless Banter, we’re in our “main character going to Europe” era—mentally packing outfits, romanticizing every cobblestone street, and pretending…
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"Would You Rather": The Hot Takes
This week, we’re diving headfirst into pure chaos with a very unserious (but deeply revealing) game of Would You Rather? From unhinged dilemmas to suspiciously…
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Tyra, Travel & Totaled Cars
This week on Useless Banter, we’re serving smize, stamina, and slightly unhinged opinions. We dive into the new docuseries on America’s Next Top Model and…
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Bad Bunny, Bad Boys & Bad Decisions
The bar? Still in hell. And somehow… getting lower. This week we’re unpacking Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance, sharing our very unsolicited thoughts on the…
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The Grammys, The Bar, The Banter
From Grammys opinions absolutely no one asked for to yet another round of story time, we’re back doing what we do best: talking just to talk. This week, we…
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Nice Hands & OnlyFans
This week, we’re joined by a VERY special guest—one of our besties and an OnlyFans creator—for an unfiltered, no-holds-barred conversation about what it’s…
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Heated Rivalry, Chiron, & Skittles
This week on Useless Banter, we’re getting a little cosmic and a lot chaotic. We dive into the juicy world of astrology and break down how to find your Chiron…
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Kiki with Salina Estitties
Our first-ever guest had to be a legend. In this episode, we welcome RuPaul’s Drag Race icon Salina Estitties to talk dating in LA, glow-ups for 2026…
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Dogs, Dates & Shady Dips
Love is in the air… or at least in the group chat. This episode is all about love life updates, the yearning for companionship, and the very serious debate of…
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Is This What Happens When You Get Old?
This episode gets a little deeper than usual. We’re talking about making bold career moves, navigating unexpected perspective shifts, and how life has a way of…
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When Your Bestie Gets a BF
In this episode, we unpack the real side effects of a friend entering their relationship era—canceled plans, disappearing acts, unexpected jealousy, and the…
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Wicked Banter: Part 2
We’re back for Part 2 of our Wicked-themed deep dive, and this time we’re putting ourselves in Oz. In this episode, we took a poll from our friends to decide…
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Wicked Banter: Part 1
In this episode, we’re headed straight to Oz! We dive into the brand-new Wicked movie, unpack the characters, and spill all our thoughts on who we personally…
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Planes, Poppers, & Puerto Vallarta
Pack your bags and grab your emotional support water bottle — we’re taking you on a chaotic trip down memory lane. In this episode, we swap our wildest travel…
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Do You Believe in Soulmates?
From soulmates and situationships to relationships, red flags, and the icks we cannot ignore, we unpack it all with our signature blend of honesty, humor, and…
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The Starter Pack (Bonus Episode)
Before we dive into the chaos, laughs, and all the useless banter, we’re taking a moment to properly introduce ourselves! In this special bonus episode, we…
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Unreleased Tea on Pride Month
Get ready for a colorful trip down memory lane as we spill the tea on this year’s Pride celebrations! From wild parade moments to emotional coming-out stories…
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Halloweekend: Pray For Us
Grab your wigs and your hangover cures, babes! This week we’re breaking down our chaotic Halloweekend! From spooky slays to scandalous surprises, we’re…
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Festivals & Rave Baes
Get your wristbands ready—this week we’re diving into the fun, chaotic, and euphoric world of music festivals! From the main-stage magic to the dreadful drive…
Useless BanterAstrology & Monogamy
In this episode of Useless Banter, your favorite duo dives deep into the lure of zodiac signs and love languages. From the highs, lows, and downright chaotic…