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The Beaverton Weekly Report
Every week Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field assembles an all-star Panel of comedians to talk, mock and riff their way through the news of the week. Then he puts their knowledge of the news to the test in a very important quiz where the stakes couldn't be lower. The Beaverton Weekly Report is a hilarious look at what's going on in the world around us. It's just like watching CNN, only funnier and with fewer erectile dysfunction ads.
Episodes
The Beaverton Weekly ReportAmerica Just Blue Itself
"It felt so good." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Megan MacKay) break down everything from a dramatic midterm election: the good, the…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportA Tale Of Two Elections
"I had some hope for an NDP minority, but then I remembered people REALLY hate Eby." Ian and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Megan MacKay, and special guest Mary…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportWho Needs Independence When You Have A Pipeline?
"Turns out only 25% of Alberta is crazy. Good to know." Luke and the Panel (Nile Seguin, Clare Blackwood and special guest Nelua Handa) talk about Alberta's…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportTo Russia, With Love And A Plea For Diesel
"As long as you get it here before the midterms, we'll forgive 10-20 war crimes of your choice." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Nile…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportThe OG Separatists Are Back In The Game
"Move over Alberta, let us show you how it's done." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and special guest Chris Chiasson of Toronto The Politics The Show) talk…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportFree Trade Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry
"We're sorry for... whatever it is your addled brain has decided we did." Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Nile Seguin and Megan MacKay) discuss Trump's…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportLiberal Strike Omnibusters
"Standing up to Trump's aggression, one strike bust at a time." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and special guest Jocelyn Geddie) talk about Carney using the…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportCanada For Sale, Lightly Used
We're back baby! Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Megan MacKay) recap the Trade War developments that happened during our hiatus, break down Carney's plan…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportWho Says Conservatives Aren't Patriotic? Mostly Other Conservatives
"I love my country. I just don't like anything about it!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Janel Comeau) talk about the latest in the Trade War, the…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportTrump Asks If He Can Tariff Canadian Wildfire Smoke
"We've tariffed everything else!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Megan MacKay and special guest Diana McCallum) talk about Trump releasing a truly random…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportWhen Trump Closes A Straight, He Opens A Bridge
"As long as he gets his cut." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Megan MacKay) talk about the Gordie Howe Bridge deal, Poilievre's fight with members of his…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportA Tale Of Two Pipelines
Pipelines! Pipelines! PIPELINES! Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood and Ian MacIntyre) talk about Danielle Smith getting not one but two pipelines, Carney…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportPride Month Eleganza Extravaganza!
There's one day left in Pride Month so this still counts! Ian MacIntyre (designated ally, he/him) is joined by a special All-Guest Panel: Alix Markman (Astrid…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportKeir Today, Gone Tomorrow
The UK just can't keep a PM. Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood and Megan MacKay) talk about Keir Starmer becoming the latest UK PM to resign, Rogers killing…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportSweet Surrender Is All That Trump Has (With The Rational National)
"[A Memorandum Of Understanding] doesn't mean much, it doesn't mean anything at all." Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Nile Seguin and special guest David…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportThe Kids Are All Banned From Social Media
"Surely no 15 year old is clever enough to download a VPN". Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and special guest John Batt of @canada.gov.ca) talk about how…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportThe Liberals Take Manhattan
"'Technical recession' sounds like something a guy at a bar would mansplain to me, before asking me to pay for the drink he offered to buy for me." Ian and the…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportMarco's Cuban Grudge
"After the Iran War went so poorly, they needed an easy win - a palooka, to get their stats back up." Ian and the Panel (Megan MacKay, Nile Séguin and special…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportMOU 2: This Time It's Pipeline
"Can't wait for Memorandum Of Understandings Part III: Trudeau's Revenge." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Nile Seguin and Clare Blackwood) break down the…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportHantavirus is the COVID of Swine Flu's
"You're gonna bite the hand that feeds you under the table." Ian is joined by two special guests, Andrew Ivimey (Talk From Superheroes, CBS's "Boston Blue")…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportWho Privatizes The Privatizers?
"When you need social services you'll shout up to me 'Save Us' and I'll whisper down 'No.'" Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood and Ian MacIntyre) talk about…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportSovereign Wealth Fun!
"25 billion worth of fun." Luke and the Panel (Megan MacKay and Nile Seguin) try to understand how a Sovereign Wealth Fund works in a country with a massive…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportPoilievre Un-Pivots (With Brittlestar)
"But can he re-pivot?" Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Megan MacKay and special guest Stewart Reynolds aka Brittlestar) talk about Carney's fireside…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportCarney Gets A Majority With A Little Help From His Opposition
"I'd like to thank Mr. Poilievre for his assistance in this matter." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Megan MacKay) talk about the…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportSocial Media's Big Tobacco Moment
"There's nothing in the rules that says you can't make a platform that's addicting to teens!" Guest host Ian MacIntyre is joined by panellist Nile Séguin along…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportNDP elects a *gasp* Socialist Leader?! (With Janel Comeau aka @VeryBadLlama)
"Socialism in the NDP? Why I never." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Megan MacKay and special guest Janel Comeau (aka @verybadllama on your socials) talk…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportInside The ManosPierre
"Kettlebells for all!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and special guest Andrew Ivimey) recap Poilievre's Joe Rogan experience, break down…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportDarn! World has plans day Trump wants to clear Strait of Hormuz
"No I can't make it then either. Shoot!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Nile Seguin) talk Trump's not at all desperate attempt to enlist other…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportCarney takes every possible position on Iran
"The war is bad/good and we support/oppose/regretfully support/supportedly oppose it." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Megan MacKay)…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportTrump Attacks Iran! Plan TBD!
Call Of Duty: Operation Epic Fury - now on Xbox! This week host Clare Blackwood and the Panel (Megan MacKay, Nile Séguin, and special guest Dave Barclay of The…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportLocker Room Talk Still Sucks
"WOO! WE DID IT!! WE DID... is that FBI director Kash Patel?" Ian and the Panel (Megan MacKay, Nile Séguin, and special guest Andrew Ivimey of Talk From…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportCarney Is Putting A Trade Team Together (With Rachel Gilmore)
Cue the guitar solo and explosions. Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and special guest Rachel Gilmore) talk about Canadians coming together…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportTrump goes full Bridge Troll
"If you want to get past me, first you must answer these questions three. And give me 50%" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Megan MacKay and Nile Seguin)…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportPoilievre Ain't Going Nowhere!
Ain't no party like a Poilievre Party because a Poilievre Party will threaten you behind closed doors if you don't support him! Luke and the Panel (Clare…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportThe Beaverton Live from Edmonton, with Henry Sir!
"Carney should just spray him with a water bottle, like a cat." Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood and Ian MacIntyre) are joined by Edmonton's own Henry Sir…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportThe Rules-Based International Order Enters a Rebuild
"We shouldn't have sent all our draft picks to China!" Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Nile Seguin and Megan MacKay) talk Carney's global trade tour and…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportHave No Skills And Love Power? ICE is Hiring!
"No literacy test, as long as you're thin skinned enough!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Nile Seguin) talk about the horrific ICE…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportWar! Huh! What Is It Good For? Still Oil.
It's always been oil. It'll always be oil. Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Nile Seguin) dive into the chaos and confusion of Trump's…
The Beaverton Weekly Report2025 Year In Review!
Hit the bricks, you stupid year! Ian and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, and in the guest chair for the first time, Luke Gordon Field) discuss the top 5 stories of…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportCarney asks Santa for Majority, Scratch Lottery Tickets
"Also, some socks please." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Clare Blackwood) talk the Liberals' scheme to get Conservative MPs to cross floor, Poilievre's…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportThe Second Worst Option
"Netflix buying Warner Brothers would be absolutely terrible, and the way better than Paramount buying them!" Luke and the Panel (Nile Seguin, Clare Blackwood…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportWho Needs Cabinet Members When You Have A Pipeline?
"I'll just hang out with my new friends: bitumen and petroleum." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Nile Seguin) talk about the fallout…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportCarney's Pipeline Pinky Promise
"I hope Smith didn't notice I had the fingers on my other hand crossed." Luke and the Panel (Megan MacKay, Clare Blackwood and Ian MacIntyre) talk about Carney…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportBudgets & Tariffs & Pedophiles, Oh My!
"We're off to see the Epstein File!" Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Nile Seguin and Megan MacKay) talk about the Liberals (barely) passing their budget…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportHow is Poilievre so bad at this?
"When your job is politics, you shouldn't be so bad at politics" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Nile Seguin) delight in the chaos consuming the…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportCarney's Budget: Austerity For Thee, Not The Military
"It's a generational budget. And the next generation will pay for it!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Megan MacKay) dive into the…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportThe Return Of The Living Doug!!!
Trick or Treat or Definitely Trick!!! Just in time for Spooky Season Doug Ford is back to wreak havoc! Guest Host Ian and the Panel (Clare Blackwood and Andrew…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportBail Reform Christmas Comes Early This Year!
We discuss the most exciting news on every Canadian's mind this week - Bail Reform! Guest Host Ian and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, and Craig Fay) discuss the…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportTrying Not To Be Cynical About The Ceasefire Deal
We tried. We really tried. Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Nile Seguin and Craig Fay) discuss the reasons to be optimistic about the Ceasefire Deal, and…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportA Transformative Podcast Episode
Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Megan MacKay and Nile Seguin) break down the suspiciously positive Trump-Carney meeting, Danielle Smith's latest pipeline…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportCanada Post-Mortem
Hopefully the Jays deliver, because Canada Post won't. Luke and the Panel (Nile Seguin, Clare Blackwood, Megan MacKay) talk about Trump's 20 point plan to end…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportFree Speech: 1. Autocrats: 0. Disney Profits: 32 billion
"The best way to fight fascism is with money, everyone knows that." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Megan MacKay and special guest Brandon Hackett) talk…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportDid anything happen while we were gone?
We're back baby! And so is Parliament but who cares about that. Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood, Nile Seguin) talk about Poilievre v. Carney…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportNational Buffoon's European Vacation
Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Nile Seguin) detail what Trump's EU deal means for Canada, break down the bombshell news that Canada is…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportOur government is at the cottage
"Break out the Caesars Carney!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Craig Fay) talk the government's attempt to consult with Indigenous Peoples about Bill…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportGo West, Young Pierre
"In Alberta, your future lies." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Megan MacKay) speculate about what strategies Poilievre can use to win…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportSpending Cut Carn(ey)age
"Slash and burn, Carney style!" Luke and the Panel (Nile Séguin and Clare Blackwood) break down Mark Carney enacting spending cuts that even Harper wouldn't…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportThe Beaverton Weekly Report: Canada Day Spectacular!!!
Canada turns 158! Ian and the Panel (Nile Séguin, plus special guests Andrew Ivimey and Diana McCallum) discuss how that "elbows up" thing is working for Mark…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportPeace through... bunker-busting bombs?
Israel and Iran may not "know what the fuck they're doing", but is it possible Trump does? Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Megan MacKay and Nile Seguin)…
The Beaverton Weekly ReportThe G7 comes to Kananaks... Kanannann... Banff!
Party at Carney's house! Ian and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Megan MacKay, and special guest Andrew Ivimey) discuss how the G7 definitely still exists, why…