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She Air Fried Her Little Cat
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! It’s episode 40, which is apparently a whole pregnancy’s worth of us running our mouths, and this week we’re doing it with…
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Somebody Pooped in a Crockpot (ft. Skylar)
Welcome back to another episode of Bloodline Banter! This week, we have a familiar face back in the studio! By popular demand, Skylar Oxford is joining us…
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Fat Cells Never Die
Welcome back to another episode of Bloodline Banter! This week, we’re catching y’all up on everything happening in our lives as we settle into our new places…
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We are Buying Flip Phones
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we’re in the middle of moving, barely packed, throwing half our apartments away, and somehow still making time to…
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The Secret is OUT.. Bloodline Banter LIVE?
Welcome back to another episode of Bloodline Banter! This week, we’re asking the questions nobody else seems concerned about — like what NBC is doing studying…
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I'm not Dying with a Savings Account
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, Riley and Landon are back with a whole lot of opinions, very little patience, and absolutely no plans to mind…
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Gentle Parenting is for Gentle Children
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we’re coming in hot after scrapping an entire episode, and apparently that was all it took for us to completely…
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Church, Grits & Tits... (ft. Danae Hays)
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, the one and only Danae Hays is joining us, and buckle the hell up because this one goes everywhere Danae takes us…
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She Hates Sweet Tea.. Get Her OUT
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, our best friend Kiersten joins us for an episode that goes completely off the rails — and casually drops the news…
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Someone Puked on my Legs!?
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where absolutely nothing was planned and somehow everything became a topic. This week, we’re bouncing from why the Smoky…
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Landon had a Warrant?!
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we’re running on no sleep after spending nearly 24 hours at the hospital waiting on Landon’s sister to have her…
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The Baby is Coming.. Order Cracker Barrel
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we’re all over the place in the best way possible. We kick things off with Riley’s completely unhinged dream…
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Spin The Pencil
If your family has ever claimed they could heal burns, predict babies, or cure warts... this episode is for you. Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week…
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Did That Painting Just Blink?!
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where our life advice is free for a reason and our luck on the interstate is somehow even cheaper. This week we're talking…
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Welcome Back to Big Back Banter
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week includes waking up four separate times just to eat, willingly paying $200 to have our chest hair ripped out…
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A Case of the Clam Slams
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week we're covering everything from why the internet thinks Landon secretly got married to whether Texas deserves…
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Shadrach, Meshach, and the Billy Goat
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week we’re sweating like rotisserie chickens, arguing that Dolly Parton may have outdone Buc-ee’s, and trying to…
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The Last Supper Better Have Fried Chicken
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week we somehow manage to turn a conversation about sleep scores into a full-blown debate over vodka, Chick-fil-A…
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Some Things You Don’t Buy Used
This episode starts with our sleep scores and somehow spirals into childhood illnesses, public school memories, and why Southern people can turn a double-wide…
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Y'all Better Start Praying
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we're catching up after another weekend on the road and discussing the realities of traveling across the South…
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Everyone is Replaceable (ft. Abby Lee Miller)
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we're joined by the one and only Abby Lee Miller, and from the moment she sits down, the conversation goes…
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They did WHAT at Chick-Fil-A?!
Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Bloodline Banter, where this week starts with questionable sleep scores, Landon sleeping like a Victorian corpse…
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Southern Baptist Potluck
Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Bloodline Banter, where this week somehow turns into a full discussion about raw Mexican restaurant chicken, the…
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Take OFF The Knee Brace
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter where this week we start off talking about Family Feud and somehow end up debating horse farms, marathon running, organ…
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Cruise Ships and Nip Slips
Welcome back to another episode of Bloodline Banter where this week we somehow managed to cover the Met Gala, global pandemics, Sonic sewage disasters, the…
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Poop Fumes in the Mouth Wash
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Wheels Down... No Landon (ft. Skylar)
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week we bring on our best friend from home, Skylar, and immediately regret it because the stories start getting a…
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Put Me On Jury Duty
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week starts on Broadway, ends in outer space, and somehow makes a pit stop at a gas station for a chicken taquito…
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Tree Sperm Took Me Out
We’re back once again for another episode where we’re running on no sleep, high pollen counts, and whatever is currently attacking our sinuses from the inside…
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It Tastes Like An Exclamation Point
Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Bloodline Banter, where this week starts with tornado warnings that never happen, a $80 hat getting launched into…
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The Great Pancake Pantry Meltdown
Welcome back to yet another episode of Bloodline Banter, where this week the caffeine took over and our intrusive thoughts were welcomed with open arms. We…
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Don't Trust The Ocean
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week we learn that Instacart is a gamble, the ocean is actually just monster soup, and apparently there is a…
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My Neighbors Do It With The Blinds Open
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week the champagne takes over and causes us to have a full breakdown of why TJ Maxx is a hostile environment. We…
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Bazinga On A Jazzy Scooter
This week on Bloodline Banter, it’s the recap you all have been waiting for… the seven-day cruise has concluded (much to our dismay) and boy, do we have some…
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The Higher the Hair, The Closer to God (feat. Katie Combs)
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week we are joined by the Appalachian princess herself, Katie Combs, and things spiral immediately. From KOA…
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I'm A Liability To Team USA
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week we solve three national crises: TSA groping, the Winter Olympics, and the bread butt. We’re headed on a…
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If Them Arms Ain't Flappin...
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where our childhood résumé includes forged documents and minor kitchen arson. This week we finally tell the story of how our…
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Riley vs. Landon's Sleep Mode
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where our cardiovascular age is questionable but our opinions are not. This week we debate whether making your bed is a…
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Never Trust A Fart
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where Landon and Riley once again prove that no topic is too dumb, too loud, or too uncomfortable to spiral into for 40…
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From Basements to Broadway
Welcome to the very first episode of Bloodline Banter! Cousins Riley and Landon trade their Walmart lawn chairs for something slightly more “aerodynamic”. From…
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OFFICIAL TRAILER | Bloodline Banter
Bloodline Banter featuring Landon Mauk and Riley Mitchell is out January 29th, 2026! Subscribe now so you don't miss it.