Shows / Two in the Cooler

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Two in the Cooler#338 - It's in the Contract
Matt and Andy go behind the event horizon of a black hole. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler#337 - Doomis the Moomace
Matt & Andy sit down with Sun Tzu! Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=en…
Two in the Cooler336 - Robot Real Estate
Matt & Andy consider the implications of ethical relativism. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler335 - Dracula Springsteen
Matt & Andy flush out the relationship between the French consumer and the Jeep Wrangler. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler334 - Less Bubble Bubble, More Toil & Trouble
Matt & Andy break down the civil-religious hierarchy of Santiago Nuyoo. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler333 - Boy Heist
Matt & Andy discuss 18th century French Nobility. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler332 - Troll in the Dungeon Crawler Carl
Matt & Andy reanimate postmortem tissue. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=en…
Two in the Cooler331 - Bonus Question
Matt & Andy solve the 3 Body Problem. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=en…
Two in the Cooler330 - This Guy Zucks
Matt & Andy break through the firewall and hack the mainframe. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler329 - Not a Doctor, Not a Scientist
Matt & Andy synthesize precious metals using only H2O. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler328 - Grindr Science
Matt & Andy point out glaring flaws in Émile Durkheim's preposed correlation between crime and social solidarity. Merch Link…
Two in the Cooler327 - Pair of Docks
Matt & Andy successfully navigate to Bermuda Triangle! Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler326 - You'll Float Too
Matt & Andy burst the real estate bubble. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=en…
Two in the Cooler#325 - Irish Panini
Matt & Andy untie the Gordanian Knot with ease. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler#324 - Live Outside the Wake
Matt & Andy get the glove to fit! Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=en…
Two in the Cooler323 - Creativity Stems From Ideas
Matt & Andy stop a big shark from terrorizing a small town. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler322 - Matt-G.P.T.
Matt & Andy sanction the files! Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=en Instacart…
Two in the Cooler#321 - Early Morning Nudity
Matt & Andy redirect auxiliary power to the mainframe. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the CoolerWorld Travel Special
Some of Matt & Andy's favorite travel talk moments from the podcast so far! Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler320 - Foggy London Town
Matt & Andy unequivocally prove which religion is correct. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler319 - Ice, Ice, Ninja
Matt & Andy are right behind you, turn around now, look out! Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler318 - Andy's Leaving Today
Matt & Andy go live from the event horizon of a black hole. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler317 - Heavy Naturals
Matt & Andy cite the deep magic even though they were there when it was written! Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler316 - Gum Hub of the Midwest
Matt & Andy debate the defining moments of the French impressionist era. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler#315 - #315 - Alors on Beijing
Matt & Andy discover the 6th dimension. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=en…
Two in the Cooler314 - Cinco de Met Gala
Matt & Andy reveal the true identity of Jack the Ripper. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler313 - Liquid Gold Music Hour Presented by Velveeta
Matt & Andy un-redact government files. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=en…
Two in the Cooler312 - No English, Just Bass
Matt & Andy sit down with Alex Bauer to discuss the allegations. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler311 - You're not Doing Your Job
Matt & Andy quantify the unquantifiable. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=en…
Two in the Cooler310 - Axis the Moon
Matt & Andy save your parent's marriage. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=en…
Two in the Cooler309 - This is Not a Bit
Matt & Andy debate the radical implications of a wholly incommunicative police state. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the CoolerCostume Party Special
Featuring a compilation of Matt & Andy's best in-costume moments! Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler308 - Revenge of the Fallen Kingdom
Matt & Andy reanimate Abraham Lincoln! Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=en…
Two in the Cooler307 - Shoulda Been Murdered
Matt & Andy refute Nietzsches argument for the Dyonisian man. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler306 - Matt's Magnifying Milestone
Matt & Andy reveal the solution to sustainable energy. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler305 - Matt's Poison Hole
Matt & Andy bring forth the old gods to smite the nonbelievers! Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler304 - Scourge of the 7 Seas
Matt and Andy split the atom. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=en Instacart…
Two in the Cooler303 - Appendage Extension
Matt and Andy dissect the late works of Proust. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler302 - Andy's Black Dad
Matt and Andy dissect the early works of Proust. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler301 - Small Pox Game
Matt and Andy discuss the ins and outs of Eastern European trade commissions. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler300 - Same Father, Different Dads
Matt and Andy break down the Fibonacci Sequence and make a few suggestion on possible improvements! Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC…
Two in the Cooler299 - Monumental Impressions
Matt and Andy poset the implications of the latest Hubble Telescope photos. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler298 - Digression Session
Matt & Andy discuss lasting impacts of the Russian Czars. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler#297 - Who Would Win Tournament of Champions 2025
What's that, girl? *Bark* Emily is back? *Bark Bark* With a face reveal?? *Bark Bark* And Andrew almost leaps over the table to strangle Matt? We better hurry!…
Two in the Cooler#296 - Bud Light Bubble-Boy Bumble
Matt and Andy explore Newton's place in modern physics. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler#295 - Crank Palace
Matt explains the deep history of the electoral college to Andy. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler#294 - All Eyes or No Eyes?
Matt & Andy discuss the potential economic implications of various Venezuelan conflicts. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler293 - Show Us Your Shorts
Matt and Andy talk fail proof tips on how to turn your old house into a dream home! Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler292 - 9.0 Off White to White Pages
Matt reveals his plan for clean energy in all nations! Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler#291 - Lou-Bindle Vuitton
Matt and Andy talk the State of the Union, the latest from Wall Street and reveal hoe Hedge Funds work. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com…
Two in the Cooler#290 - High Quality Ingredients
Matt invents a new kind of restaurant! Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=en…
Two in the Cooler#289 - Something's Amish
Matt & Andy sit down to talk about the future of android robots and how it will affect the Amish! Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC…
Two in the Cooler#288 - Where's Your Permit
Meet Matt & Andy in Atlantic City this week as they take the show on the road to talk basketball, rascal scooters and a lot more! Merch Link…
Two in the Cooler#287 - Seine of the Crime
Matt & Andy get ready for Halloween as they talk the crown jewels heist, space crimes and more! Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC…
Two in the Cooler#286 - In the Shade, In the Clear
Matt and Andy return to talk travel, the. Statue(s) of Liberty and a lot more! Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the CoolerGrab Bag
Seasons may change, but the Canada brothers sure haven't! Join us for this best of 2025 compilation. Unfortunately for Andrew, a lot of it is about breakfast…
Two in the Cooler#285 - Yo Mama So Dumb She Listened To This Episode
The brothers are back. After Matt finally found his way to the studio with a map and a compass. But before Andrew leaves for his grand Pacific adventure. Yet…
Two in the Cooler#284 - Eat It In A Hot Van
The brothers are back! This week with a lot of yapping from Emily, much to Matt's dismay. And much to Andy's dismay, more about Cinnabon Cream-Of-Wheat. That's…
Two in the Cooler#283 - Barrel of Laughs
Matt and Andy talk about life as an urban pirate, mastering taekwondo and a lot more! Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.com TITC Instagram…
Two in the Cooler#282 - The Premise of Soaking
Prepare to be soaked, because your favorite brothers are back! Andy has all new ideas for elementary school, and Matt might just learn a thing or two about…