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I Guess We Can't Have A Podcast
Two washed up culture editors talk pop culture, clothes, and their phones.
Episodes
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76. I Guess You Can See Everything Including Billy's Penis
Nathan Fielder has a gift for uncertainty but everyone else could still step it up.
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75. I Guess Elizabeth Holmes Has No Reason To Lie
We're not pretending to be girls' girls. Dakota Johnson gets messy with MGK while Eva performs a dramatic reading of Pink's latest embarrassment.
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74. I Guess Blake Sabotaged Taylor's Wedding Plans
Ella gets mad about Sean Penn's stupid story, and Eva says that if the gov't isn't going to be serious, then neither is she.
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73. I Guess Edi Rama Is On Albania's Last Nerve
Of course Lindsey Graham dies the day we're back to podcasting.
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72. I Guess Nobody Cares About That Shooting
And Jack was a dusty all along.
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71. I Guess Nobody Looks Good In A Jean Skirt
So another white artist steals from a brown person. #justiceforangelortiz . And I guess Tyra Banks was terrorizing those models the whole time.
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70. I Guess The Dow Is Over 50,000
Whatever that means. Ella brownsplains the impact of Bad Bunny.
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69. I Guess We'd Rather Be Bad Bunny's Stay-At-Home Brother
Bianca Censori has a major art show in Seoul; we got Vanity Fair subscriptions to read you her plot twist.
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68. I Guess What The Heck Is Nicki Minaj Doing?
And Kanye is sorry again.
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67. I Guess Blake And Taylor Won't Be Outshined By The Minnesota Shootings
And as a courtesy, we cover the Beckham drama.
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66. I Guess It's Getting Harder To Focus On Celebrities
Except for Deuxmoi, who can't stop posting the same Kaia Gerber beach photo.
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65. I Guess Donald Stole The President Of Venezuela
Anyway, let's check out this Sephora haul.
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64. I Guess Chalamet's Horn Won't Toot Itself!
Ella rolls her eyes at punitive society while Eva is impatient to be blond.
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63. I Guess This Kid Thought Busta Rhymes Was Tracy Morgan
Fresh off the new Diddy doc, Ella explains Jane Austen and Eva considers a career as a horror film actress.
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62. I Guess Ruining Everyone's Lives Is Uncivilized
The ladies consider selling out for Bezos.
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61. I Guess The Row Doesn't Want These Situationships
Eva has gastritis and Ella makes fun of people falling in love with AI.
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60. I Guess Merkins Are Flying Off The Shelves
Did you know pube wigs are from the 1450s? Eva orders a Walmart Birkin.
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59. I Guess Everybody's Mad About This New Album
Taylor Swift's Fate of Ophelia is giving Satellite, and that's OK, but let's start a fund to get Olivia Rodrigo her royalties back.
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57. I Guess It's The Rapture Again
Since we're not floating up to heaven with Jesus and the Tiktok weirdos, I guess we'll scroll W Magazine's London Fashion Week looks for Spring 2026.
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56. I Guess Taylor and Travis Are Getting Married and Everyone's Invited
Except for Blake, Kanye and Kim. So all is right in the world, especially now that Tefi's show is back. Just kidding, Trump is still president.
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55. I Guess Doja Cat Is Giving Bianca Censori
Ella has eye surgery and talks about herself while Eva tries to keep this episode on track.
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54. I Guess Ghislaine Has A Perfectly Reasonable Explanation For All Of This
And Trump is all ears. Plus, the brother of Miley Cyrus explains the dark unhinged behavior of Macaulay Culkin's wife.
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53. I Guess Candace And Trudeau Are Out Here Wildin'
In this special episode, we welcome Entertainment PR Specialist Lauryn Love to help us tackle The Macrons' grievances against Candace Owens, Katy Perry's 40th…
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52. I Guess Herbal Essences Smells As Good As It Did In The 90s
From digital detoxes to the mighty efforts of drugstore self-care products, the hosts squeeze in the time to make fun of Jeffrey Epstein's birthday card.
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51. I Guess Epstein Would Have Loved That Antipasto
We know this doesn't make sense, but does anything?
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50. I Guess We're Wracking Our Brains For A Deadeye Pioneer
In this midweek mini update, Naomi Campbell and Miley Cyrus do not care if you paid VIP.
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49. I Guess RIP USA 1776-2025
Is this episode our one-way ticket to Florida Auschwitz? Also Emma Stone has eyelids now and Bianca Censori is our hero.
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48. I Guess Vogue Was Obsessed With Lauren Sanchez's Ugly Wedding Dress
All those billionaires and no one can look good.
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47. I Guess Bezos Has A History With That Obnoxious Boat
Kim Kardashian finally acts right - meanwhile Katy Perry and Hailey Bieber are spotted without their wedding rings.
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46. I Guess We'll Worry About '90s Stuff While The World Burns
From skinny trends to the casting and wardrobe disasters of An American Love Story, Ella and Eva get parasocial.
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45. I Guess If O.J. Got Off, So Could Blake
From Meg Ryan's botch job to feet pics, Ella and Eva get to the heart of what really matters which means we finally tackle the Sutton Foster/Hugh Jackman…
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44. I Guess It's The Big Beautiful Breakup
As we all wait to find out what we already knew, the ladies wonder if the fall of Rome was as stupid as the social media feud currently gripping the world.
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43. I Guess We're Not Allowed To Laugh At Travis Kelce's Back Hair
Men have it so hard so let's body shame them for an hour.
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42. I Guess Blake Is Using Salma Hayek To Appear Normal
And welcome back Josh Hartnett, who hasn't had any fillers.
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41. I Guess They Think They're Thinking
Are we going to end up in an RFK camp?
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40. I Guess BBL Has A Smell
And wtf is Elizabeth Hurley doing in a field with Billy Ray Cyrus?
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39. I Guess Jack Schlossberg Is America's Most Eligible Bachelor
But he's only emotionally available for trolling politicians.
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38. I Guess It's All About That Stupid Daisy
And wtf was this C-list space team? 🚀
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37. I Guess Everybody Wants A Motorola Razr
The internet is a mosh pit.
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36. I Guess Cory Booker Didn't Need To Make Caca
MGK is giving Florida baby daddy in this special episode. Why does the cheater get to bask in all the glory when Megan did all the work?
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35. I Guess Sesame Street Is Under Attack
Eva gets ready for the U.N. while Ella drinks coffee and washes her face.
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34. I Guess I Went To Theater Camp With Megan Fox
But first Hailey and Justin follow Selena and Benny to Disneyland.
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33. I Guess Those Astronauts Are Still Stuck Up There
Eva rhapsodizes America's best attribute while Ella yells at people who somehow opposable-thumbed their way to a cellphone.
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32. I Guess Jenny Slate Had The Audacity
Will Justin Bieber's pants lead to a national fabric shortage?
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31. I Guess We Need Kylie Perkins To Yell At Us
Also, why is there nacho cheese in the bathtub 😑
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30. I Guess That's Why You Should Always Carry Quarters
We've all had way too much Blake - so let's give Kanye the attention he's so desperately begging for, which is to say that we're so bored with edgelords.
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29. I Guess Blake Lively Can't Stop Lying
These celebrities are out of control. #hilariabaldwin #joeexotic #justinbieber #johnnydepp #amberheard #machinegunkelly
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28. I Guess Blake Lively Has Completely Lost Her Mind
Poor Justin Baldoni. We're going to tackle this lawsuit one crazy allegation at a time.
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27. I Guess We're Hallucinating
As Lynch exits stage left, the ladies grapple with edgelords and people who just don't get it.
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26. I Guess Timothée Chalamet's Super Fans Wanted To Douse Him In Acid
plus Cameron Hamilton from Love Is Blind liked our reel.
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25. I Guess Chris Flail Isn't Embarrassed To Be On This Podcast
and John Mulaney's a big mess.
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24. I Guess Ariana Grande's Boyfriend Looks Exactly Like Her Brother
We were fooled by the smear campaign against Blake Lively, too.
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23. I Guess You've All Had Enough Internet
Eva eats sourdough bread slices while Ella rips into Machine Gun Kelly.
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22. I Guess That Assassin Was Pretty Hot, Huh?
Ella delights in Lou Pearlman, from The Dirty Pop Documentary, holding up a model airplane in the sky to leverage fake investments worth billions, catapulting…
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21. I Guess Jim Wants Our Post-Election Hot Takes
The ladies have a comprehensive plan for life after the election and the sunset of democracy.
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20. I Guess We're Linking the Death of Elvis's Grandson to Michael Jackson
The ladies wonder how shady Kris Jenner really is, review Ali Wong's new stand-up special and Addison Rae's Diet Pepsi, and fangirl over their own podcast…
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19. I Guess They Tested The Baby Oil
Ella spirals about her haircut while Eva recalls meeting the courtroom sketch artist for the P.Diddy trial in this special episode making fun of Dance Moms'…
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18. I Guess We Don't Have Time For These Freak Offs
Eva wonders whatever happened to JTT while Ella explains why she's on such a hot beat with the Menendez Brothers case, and the further we get into the state of…
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17. I Guess We Went Viral Accidentally Canceling Brad Pitt
Ella and Eva spiral as their numbers climb into the hundreds of thousands of views on Tiktok.