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Please Don't
Chronically online, annoyingly right - Raven Smith & Joel Golby are kings of the hot take.
Meet the algorithm bloodhounds sniffing out the correct cultural opinions.
From the red carpet moment flooding your feed; to the TV show you can't get enough of; via that book your mate's weird ex-boyfriend suggested to you.
Want to share your takes in the group chat? Email ravenandjoel@bbc.co.uk
Episodes
Please Don'tRaven's Top Halloween Films
Can we please stop low-effort Halloween costumes? Do you hear that? Something wicked this way comes… and by that, Raven and Joel mean a man who’s wearing a…
Please Don'tGirls is back. That is all.
Girls is returning - what do we want from it? Hear ye, hear ye! Lena Dunham is bringing back Girls! Hannah, Marnie, Shoshanna, Jessa, and Elijah will be back…
Please Don'tKelly Clarkson’s “Pretty Woman” moment
What’s Kelly Clarkson’s beef with a toy store? It involves a mechanical bird, a Brooklyn shop and a very public fallout. It’s all he said, she said. Kelly…
Please Don'tHas Ross Kemp jumped off the Celebrity Traitors deep end?
Welcome to the kennel of the algorithm bloodhounds, bred to sniff out the hottest takes for the chronically online. Columnist Raven Smith, and author Joel…
Please Don'tWill The Real Wayne and Coleen Please Stand Up?
Are Coleen and Wayne real enough for The Real Rooneys? Coleen and Wayne Rooney are having a bit of a moment. She’s taken the world by storm, following her…
Please Don'tIs Tom Cruise Cool?
Why is Tom Cruise so extra? Is Big Brother here forever? Is it ever okay to ask for a selfie? Plus SNL UK, and justice for Stacey Solomon Welcome to the kennel…
Please Don'tThe Olivia Wilde Renaissance
Welcome to the kennel of the algorithm bloodhounds, bred to sniff out the hottest takes for the chronically online. Columnist Raven Smith, and author Joel…
Please Don'tTrailer
Kings of the hot take, Raven Smith and Joel Golby are the algorithm bloodhounds sniffing out the correct cultural opinions. From the red carpet moment flooding…