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Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Bestselling writer Lindy West and democracy policy expert Meagan Hatcher-Mays are two Award-Winning Best Friends From High School (Most Likely To Make You Laugh in their high school senior poll - sorry to intimidate you!). Each week, Lindy and Meagan hilariously digest what’s going on in the news, their lives and their text threads with their singular combination of political smarts, embarrassing sincerity, and a truly concerning level of investment in pop culture. Text Me Back is a podcast…
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- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Review the Liberty Mutual Cinematic Universe
Today we have some incredibly important updates!! We are announcing the winners of the Bestie Esstay Contestay!!!! Thank you to EVERYONE who took some time to…
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysSWAMP PERSON: Does the Supreme Court even like us? with Doug Lindner
Today we are joined by Doug Lindner, the Senior Director for Judiciary and Democracy Advocacy at the League of Conservation Voters! He helps us explore such…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Have Seen Every Man’s Nipples
It’s a coupla bunionettes comin atcha this week! In this ep, Meagan addresses the allegations and we are here to debunk and extrapolate to answer the biggest…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan aka Ronald Young, Jr. are Swept Away By Our Janitor Husband
We are still riding the high of last week’s pledge drive! For everyone who tuned in for the live, you’re legally our children now and we love you. So many…
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysSWAMP PERSON: A Humble Offering of Pro-Union Propaganda from the Left with Jenny Hunter
Welcome back to Swamp Person! Today we welcome our first GUEST. Her name is Jenny Hunter, and she’s a labor lawyer and writer based in DC. And we are so…
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysSWAMP PERSON: How come the Supreme Court is sometimes not-totally-evil??
Today we have a listener question coming in from one Lindy W. of the Washington State area: How come sometimes the Supreme Court issues a ruling that doesn’t…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Have Lost Their Damn Bugs
We just want to say thank you to everyone who has been tuning into the live stream so far! We have given away copies of Adult Braces, we have read your essays…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
SWAMP PERSON launching 10/13
Write in with any political swampy questions to deartextmeback@gmail.com with SWAMP PERSON in the subject! All episodes will be on the main Text Me Back RSS…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
PLEDGE DRIVE KICKS OFF TONIGHT!!!!
Join us on Youtube! See you here at 8pm ET // 5pm PT!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/@textmebackpod/streamsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Get Scammed by Local Dog
We’re getting AMPED for next week’s Second Annual BBLs for BBWs Pledge Drive: Send us to Kazakhstan: The Two Towers!!!! Be sure to tune into your YouTube…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan are Unmistakably Steak & Ale
BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS! Our Second Annual BBLs for BBWs Pledge Drive is BACK baby!!! October 5th thru October 8th! Four nights of live streaming on the Youtube…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Are on Microphone Parole
First on the agenda, we are rage-baiting the Brits. You think the best of Wisconsin and Kentucky couldn’t keep up with lads out on a foggy London night? You’re…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Know What They Did This Summer
Ding ding ding!! School is back in session!!! Everyone take your seats! Today Lindy and Meagan present TIDINGS: What We Did On Summer Vacation. Please write in…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan’s Out of Office Auto-Reply (Our Franchesca Ramsey/Lace Front Beard Wig Episode)
Guest what Textmebackolytes…we’re ONE WEEK AWAY from new episodes and new unhinged content, bad ideas, and broken brains. We miss you weirdos!! We need 7 more…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan’s Out of Office Auto-Reply: Our Kelsey McKinney/Breast Friends Re-Air
Guess what ding dongs? We’re on BREAK. We’re ALLOWED to do that, and we think you should all quit your jobs and take to the open sea with us. But lucky for all…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Pursue the Neverending
Welcome to TEHMEHBACHPAHCIAÕ Today we bring you many new segments: Lindy Got a Pamphlet. Atomic Dog Thoughts. And 📜Sentences📜…plus a mini Snake of the Week…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Win Over Papa
The rift in the space-time continuum has been rent asunder yet again. We are together in Seattle (3 weeks ago) and today…we tide. It’s a super rare…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Have Bigfoot Derangement Syndrome
Really really quick: are YOU a Blue Angel? Sorry, but why are you up there DOING that? Knock it off already!!!! Okay but this week we have all sorts of things…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan are Grey Pasty Goo Balls
Toot toot! All aboard the ferry! Getcha chowda here, guvna! Today we bring you a sensational episode we’re calling Animal Digest: Seattle Drift // LOW TIDE…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Have Some Gay Gossip
Can you believe that it’s a different day???? Thank you PENNEYS 💅 We have important cultural news: Did you know that mall is still a place? Do the teens know…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan are Not Irie
We’re alive and in the flesh! That’s what they’re saying!!!! The lore in this episode is not to be missed. A new Text Me Back cast member has entered the villa…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Lay Slob Watch TV
GOO GOO GAH GAH We are two camera-ready babies who are continuing our Pulitzer-level reporting on P*SS ADDICTED GOATS. You all need to take a course on BASIC…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan are Urine-Addicted Mountain Goats
Today we take on the No Stephen Challenge wherein we DETHRONE Kingleheimer Stephen by spending 20 talking about how we’re not going to talk about him! Before…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Gotta Be Honest With You Guys
BAD BOYS BAD BOYS WHATCHA WATCHIN’ DO Is this you? If so, you’re under arrest! -Loves Pornography -Martial Arts? -No Girlfriend This week we’re talking all…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Escape Through a Grizzly’s Colon
No point in hiding the ball here…Stephen is back and he is coming out SWINGIN. You literally HAVE to stay tuned through to the end to hear Kingleheimer Stephen…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Take the Stand
Meagan is 44 years old! If you’re reading this, you should have called in yesterday to wish her a happy birthday. She mighta been busy bc she is treating…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan are Two of Gaia’s Children
Today, we discuss ending the podcast. We decide…we still like doing this shit! Turns out podcast fun? Podcast helpful? Podcast...hopeful? Even though we didn’t…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Take Their Car to the Vet
We really should have thrown out our BBW jingle, because today Lindy came locked and loaded with not one but TWO epic business ideas. Please direct all…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan are Booey Guttercakes
Weeooweeoo breaking news! The gals are looking…gorgeous this week?? And in a segment we’re calling 💋Makeup News 💋 they’re gonna tell you all about it. We…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan are Doing Doo Diligence
This week, we step into an important new next phase of 🎀Meagan’s Journey 🎀! Oh, you thought it was over after her pilgrimage to Puerto Rico?? Tell me this: Has…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan have Commandeered the Barking Lot
Uh oh! Voting rights have been dismantled and now Meagan is vying for crusty stinker of the week! But it’s okay and everything is fine because she has made an…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan are Famously Dead
Today, we tide! Sadly, the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico kindly asked Meagan (la Reina Lazy) to put away her ass and return to the Continental United States…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan are Moockus Grackus
Ohhh the space-time continuum is catching up! In this ep you can find out who Meagan yelled at JUST LAST WEEK! In this week’s tidings, we finally get to hear…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Hear a Twink Snap
Welcome back, it’s a brand new day because that’s how time works. It’s definitely not the same day, as you can see from Meagan’s cool new way of sitting and…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan are a Dragon’s Butt and Boobs
A new bombshell has entered the villa. Her name is Nyx, and the only way to see her precious face is by checking us out on Youtube.com. 🐶 Ambient to the new…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan are Mad About Something ELSE!!!
Space and time continue to be melded into one great big wonky mass, like a fruit roll up left in your car on a hot day. Where we are, the Heated Rivalry…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan are Daddy’s Little Meatball
Ooohh time-space continuum is on the fritz–it’s a completely different day and yet…possibly the same day, who could say? They’re wearing different clothes, so…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan and Guy Wear Sweatpants to a Broadway Show
Guess what? At this point in time, it’s Lindy’s birthday!!!! What if you bought a copy of Adult Braces? What if you read it, even??? What a gift! And our gift…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Low-Key Have High Hopes
In the Text Me Back universe, Meagan and Lindy are but 22 days into the year. Ahhh so young so innocent. Their New Year's Resolutions clinging so bravely on…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Sneak Preview: ADULT BRACES IS OUT NOW!!!!!!
Hello beautiful Text Me Backolytes!!! We are thrilled to share with you a free chapter of Lindy's new book Adult Braces. We know MOST of you have undoubtedly…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan and Isolde and Ella ARE the Adults in the Room
Guys…high school was CRAZY. This week, we sit down with names you may know from Text Me Back outros of yore, Isolde Raftery and Ella Hushagen. That’s right…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan and Franchesca Love a Lace Front Beard Wig
Okay shut up shut up we have to focus!!! We have the INCREDIBLE Franchesca Ramsey in the house, so we can’t be distracted by things like 1) what Text Me Back…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Apologize to the DJ Demographic
What’s up, lil tumbleweeds? Much like actual tumbleweeds, we are very pleased that you’re here and that you exist! Today we’re talking about Whatcha Watchin’…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan are Above the Law
They’re accusing her of looking like Waldo, and we fear that the stripes are coming from…inside the house?? Have YOU spotted Waldo in this ep? Sound off in the…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan and Big Ron Have a Secret
🚨Weeooooweeeoooo SNACK ALERT 🚨 Don your napkins and grab your sporks – Ronald Young Jr. is in the studio! And he’s got a show you thirsty lil babes will NOT…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Make A Steam Boiled Mutton Gloucester Pud
Woof what a WEEK (spoken for the past 63 weeks in a row). But luckily your angels over at Text Me Back Podcast are here to break it up for you. No AI slop…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan and Andrew and Luke are Waiting for Brunot
Today, we are hosted (with our shoes ON) in Andrew Walsh’s and Luke Burbank’s Riverside room! That’s right, it’s another TMBTL of the Dog, our signature Text…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan are Beefin’ at Bella Noches
We’re back at full capacity (60% of normal human capacity)!!!! It’s so good and cool to be alive right now! Everything is the best!!!!!!!!!~!!! We LIKE it…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Will Run Venezuela
Horsey got them BELL BOTTOM LEGS! Welcome back, darlings, form your intrepid and barely alive hosts! MARIO LOPEZ IS GONNA RUN VENEZUELA and things simply could…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan are Full of Garmonbozia
HAPPY NEW YEAR, OLD MEN/NEW BABIES! It is 2026 (jump scare) and your BBWs are slithering from their clammy shells after a season of stewing in their holiday…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Ain’t Gonna Hurtcha None (with Alice Wetterlund!)
Ho ho ho!!!!! We know your horse is lean and lank without fresh BBWs in your ears this cold December, but we don’t want you to be too upsot. You’ve all been…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Ride the Gon-doo-doo-la with Big Ron
‘Tis a long cold December without thine BBWS. But fear not! For we bring you the gladdest tiding of all: an episode with certified snack Ronald Young, Jr.! We…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Run it Back (Featuring Guy Branum!)
Rerun? What’s that? Don’t be mad at us! We’re taking a little seasonal break BUT WE STILL HAVE SOME GREAT STUFF RUNNING ON THE FEED TO KEEP YOU FED. Today, we…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Have a Complicated Relationship with Socks
Today we bring you the gift of all gifts. Hop onto your lean and lank little horsie because we are officially kicking off the holidays with the full-length…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan’s Out of Office Auto-Reply (The Cozy Episode Re-Air)
We are swaddling you back into one of favorite and coziest episodes of all time, the ORIGINAL Cozy Episode (2023). And if you can believe it, little has…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan are Cuckoo for Cuckoo Clocks
What a smörgåsbord of delights in this episode. We introduce MULTIPLE new segments: Lindy’s Dream 💭💤 Meagan Doesn’t Have Any Situational Awareness Lindy’s…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan are Two (HUNDRED) Years Old!
Welcome to our BICENTENNIAL (??) EPISODE! In this famous Text Me Back episode you will experience the feeling of aging two years in just 75 minutes! We start…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan Become the Joe Rogan of the Left with Jeff Merkley
ONE STEP CLOSER TO BECOMING THE JOE ROGAN OF THE LEFT. That’s what they’re saying! Hello and welcome back to Text Me Back Podcast, the ONLY podcast with a…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan are Pumping Your Nads (Politically)
This week, Meagan is processing last week’s spectacular Seattle Mariners loss to the ToronTOE Blue Jays. Thank you to all our listeners who attended Meagan’s…
- Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Lindy and Meagan are Decrepit Zombie Salmon
Did you hear what they were talking about on Text Me Back this week?? They spent 45 minutes on bloody diarrhea, 45 minutes on obscure Seattle mascots, and an…