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We are two camera-ready babies who are continuing our Pulitzer-level reporting on P*SS ADDICTED GOATS. You all need to take a course on BASIC SURVIVAL. We're worried about you!!!! And thank you to everyone who called in and brought their lack of self-preservation to the forefront. Straggling thoughts welcome on the P*ss Freak Hotline (703) 829-0003. And Janice?
Goat Janice??? We're watching you, sweetie.
But first! We gotta talk about Costco. The good people from Kirkland USA got our asses. Apparently we DO need thousands of dollars worth of popcorn on the regular. Feels good…
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