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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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- Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
Phone Tap: Spare Room Roulette
Today’s Phone Tap victim listed a room for rent online so we’re using every Phone Tap character in our collective bag to put his patience to the…
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Phone Tap: Pizza Re-Do
What do you get when you take a Type A person who’s a little uptight, and on top of that they’re mad they got the wrong pizza delivered? A perfect…
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Phone Tap: Kid's Birthday Party Surprise
Today’s Phone Tap victim works as an entertainer for children’s birthday parties and while she normally dresses as a princess or a mermaid, we have…
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Phone Tap: The Name Shame
Today Brooke's pranking a mother, and calling as a substitute teacher who has a few aggressive suggestions for how her child’s name should actually be…
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Phone Tap: Turning Necks and Cutting Paychecks
In your Phone Tap Brooke's telling a guy that corporate is reducing the size of his paycheck each week, and it might just be what sends him over the edge! See…
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Phone Tap: Mr. Wax On Wax Off
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently went and got a massage and made the mistake of telling her friend the masseuse was “kind of cute.&rdquo…
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Phone Tap: Thanks For Your Intestines
Today’s Phone Tap victim was recently “over-served” at a wedding and doesn’t remember much about that night… so we decided to…
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Phone Tap: Silent Screamers Retreat
Today’s Phone Tap victim is hoping to have a relaxing weekend away with his wife, but Brooke's calling to tell him thanks to a convention that’s in…
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Phone Tap: College Admission Chaos
In your Phone Tap, we call a woman whose daughter is applying to colleges, and in order for us to accept her, mama is gonna need to meet our RIGOROUS…
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Phone Tap: Cancelo Subcriptiono
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel their language-tutor subscription, but when we’re on the phone NOTHING is ever that easy! See…
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Phone Tap: Timid Ben Calls The Matchmaker
Today’s Phone Tap victim works for a matchmaking service, and we guarantee she’s never had a client as challenging as TIMID BENJAMIN. See…
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Phone Tap: Steady Eddy's Motel Oysters
The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that with some…
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Phone Tap: Tak Tok Discount Watches
Today’s Phone Tap victim loves a nice watch, and Jeff has the deal of a life time for him! Unfortunately, these watches weren’t sourced very…
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Phone Tap: Alan vs Delores
One of our more contentious Phone Tap characters is the 80 year old Alan Winterbottom and today he may have finally met his match by the name of DELORES! See…
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Phone Tap: VF Flowers
In your Phone Tap, we’re debuting a new business venture that Silicon Valley entrepreneurs are gonna love: Virtual Reality FLOWERS! It’s just as…
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Phone Tap: Mid-Life Crisis Package
Today’s Phone Tap victim is finally at the stage in life where he wants to purchase his dream car… So of course, his wife emailed us to MESS with…
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Phone Tap: Big Rick's Buffet Ban
Today’s Phone Tap Victim goes to the same buffet restaurant every Sunday morning with his family, so today Jose's calling to BAN him for life for some…
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Phone Tap: Lawyer Of Love
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been chatting with a woman named Juniper for about a week, but before their first date, he needs to talk to her…
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Phone Tap: Overdue Surprise
Today’s Phone Tap victim threw a surprise party for a friend and invited a bunch of acquaintances she didn’t know. So Jeffrey's calling to say he's…
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Phone Tap: The Bee Whisperer
Today’s Phone Tap victim called a pest control company to take care of a Bee’s Nest. We found it, sent Jose over there, and made EVERYTHING WORSE…
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Phone Tap: A-Hole Therapy
In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who signed up for therapy for the first time, and she's about to make his first session a lot more interesting than he…
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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Emcees A Charity
Today’s Phone Tap victim is putting on a charity auction but she isn’t going to meet her master of ceremonies until the last minute, when she gets…
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Phone Tap: Chugga Chugga Cheater
In your Phone Tap, Alexis is calling a college-level teacher’s assistant and seeing if she can blackmail him into giving her answers to the quiz coming…
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Phone Tap: Don't Offend the Japanese Prince
In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a bakery owner to tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and things are about to get VERY…
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Phone Tap: Rolando Valentine's Day Flowers
You shouldn’t do any Valentine’s Day purchases without the help of a true man of romance: Jose’s character ROLANDO! He’s offering his…
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Phone Tap: Don't Cry Over Wifi
Today’s Phone Tap victim’s husband recently changed the name of their Wi-Fi network to something she says its “VERY inappropriate” and…
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Phone Tap: Stinkergeist
Today’s Phone Tap victim put in an offer to buy a home, so while he’s at the MAXIMUM stress level Jose's calling pretending to be the inspector to…
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Phone Tap: My Sweet Angel Baby
One of our listeners recently transferred schools and told her dad she met someone special. So today we’re calling as the new boyfriend, well… not…
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Phone Tap: Car Psychic
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had their car stolen, and while the nice thing to do would be to help find it, we’re gonna Phone Tap them instead…
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Phone Tap: Sexy Long Haul Truckers
Brooke's calling a guy whose job it is to answer those 1-800 “How’s My Driving?” calls from trucks on the road, and we guarantee he’s…
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Phone Tap: 4th Grade Roast
In your Phone Tap Jeff's calling the assistant coach of a kid’s soccer team, and he has a little something different planned for this year’s end of…
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Phone Tap: Pole Dancin' Dave
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been taking dance lessons with her “nice guy” husband, and Brooke's taking this opportunity to try and convince…
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Phone Tap: Wiper Blade Ripoff
Today’s Phone Tap victim is very skeptical of car mechanics and NEVER wants to get ripped off or overcharged. So today we’re calling to do EXACTLY…
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Phone Tap: Ed Daniels Brightside Brawl
Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a little coffee shop that’s been doing wonderful things for the less fortunate in the community. So we thought…
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Phone Tap: French Flu
A pharmacist asked us to prank her coworker so today Jose is calling for some help with a bizarre and exotic new condition that you’ll have to just hear…
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Phone Tap: Alan's Chaotic Catering
What’s the only thing worse than a late caterer? An 87-year old late caterer named Alan Winterbottom! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Phone Tap: Most Eligible Bachelor
Today’s Phone Tap victim is 3 months into dating the HOTTEST guy she’s ever been with, and with today’s call Brooke is letting her know there…
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Phone Tap: HOA Pet Problems
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining to her friends all about her home owners association, so of course, Jeff's gonna do the right thing and…
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Phone Tap: Taylor & the Gluten-Free Pony
In your Phone Tap we call a mom who's hosting a 6 year old’s birthday party and lets just say Brooke is VERY PARTICULAR about how things should go down…
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Phone Tap: Snitch On a Snacker
One of our listeners asked us to prank her boyfriend after she admitted they’ve been skipping their weekly gym workouts lately. And we found the best way…
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Phone Tap: Margarita Mondays
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a job interview lined up, but we’re calling early to see how badly we can fluster her before her big moment! See…
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Phone Tap: Return of the Macbook
Wouldn’t it be great if returning a laptop to the electronics store went smooth and easy? Not today! It’s the Return of the Mac(book)! See…
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Phone Tap: Organization Station Conversation
In your Phone Tap Brooke's trying to help a guy get control of his life with the Organization Station, who believes the key to a tidy life is… Rhyming??…
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Phone Tap: Clover the Librarian
We learned that today’s Phone Tap victim still rents DVDs from the Library. WHO does that? Just for that we’re gonna make an example out of him in…
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Phone Tap: New Emergency Contact
Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a pretty big company, so it’s hard for him to know EVERYBODY in his office, so Jeff's taking advantage of that to…
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Phone Tap: Rizz Assist
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been struggling to get a date recently so his buddy set him up for a prank, and we’re going to revamp his love life…
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Phone Tap: WeClick
Today’s Phone Tap victim is obsessed with online shopping so Brooke's calling her and enabling all the worst parts of her obsession with a new technology…
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Phone Tap: Swappin' With Squeegee
One of our listeners set up her boyfriend to be pranked by us and in today’s Phone Tap we’re taking credit for gifting her those new earrings…
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Phone Tap: Swift Coin Crash
We never could have anticipated the reaction we got from THIS Phone Tap where Brooke calls from the bank and pretends to be delivering a fraud alert to an…
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Phone Tap: Mojo and the Great Fumblini
In your Phone Tap, we call a dad who didn’t help plan his son’s 6th birthday party at all, so he has no idea that "Mojo and the Great Fumblini" are…
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Phone Tap: RBF FTW LOL
Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to pick up her family portraits. But unfortunately there’s one BIG problem with them… and it’s HER…
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Phone Tap: Transcribe My Vibe
Today’s Phone Tap victim just got promoted to a new role so Jose took over her old job, and he has some alarming questions for her that aren’t…
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Phone Tap: Break the Bank
In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy and tells him he’s the perfect candidate for our new reality show. The catch? It’s not so much of a show as a…
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Phone Tap: Fortnite Fornicator
In your Phone Tap, Jose is pranking a fellow gamer and banning him for life for the most absurd reasons you’ve ever heard! See omnystudio.com/listener…
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Phone Tap: Bank Walking Plank Talking
Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job soon and Brooke's calling to convince him that his orientation requires a peculiar type of costume for…
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Phone Tap: Cowboy Dan The Balloon Man
In today's Phone Tap, we’re sending “Cowboy Dan the Balloon Man” as the last-second replacement entertainer to a child’s birthday…
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Phone Tap: Buy 2 Get 1 Deal
If you were double charged on a big purchase, would you cause a fuss with customer service? Or would you set your wife up for a Phone Tap instead? See…
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Phone Tap: Invaders and 2nd Graders
In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an elementary school teacher and reassures a mom that she’s not wasting any time with her curriculum. Her…
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Phone Tap: You're One-Eighth OJ
In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy awaiting genealogy results and let him know he’s related to one of the most INFAMOUS, and despised celebs of all…
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Phone Tap: Airline Seating Surprise
Today’s Phone Tap Victim has an unwelcome surprise in store for her next flight, and Brooke's calling from the airline to break the news! See…