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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Amazon Summer Camp
In your brand new Phone Tap, we’re calling a mom worried about her son’s first time away at camp. There’s nothing to worry about though, this camp is simply a…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Pest Control Flies Only
In today's new Phone Tap, The guy we’re calling had hired an exterminator to take care of a rat problem, but we sent Jose instead… and he doesn’t deal with any…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Thurber Lemonade Empire
Running a lemonade stand in a busy neighborhood is a tough gig… Especially when you’re up against the “Thurber Lemonade Empire.” In your new Phone Tap we’re…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Nature's Anus
In today's new Phone Tap: we’re pranking a camp counselor by revealing some of the insanely bizarre dietary restrictions our son has while away at camp. Nobody…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Counterfeit Collection Bill
Today’s Phone Tap victim is dedicated church goer, so we’re gonna try and get under his skin and accuse him of leaving some counterfeit bills in the collection…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Full House Method
We’re calling a mother who's nervous about her daughter's new daycare, and she's about to find out her concerns are 100% vaild! Brooke is running this daycare…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: School Fundraiser For Felons
Today's Phone Tap victim recently made a generous donation to a school fundraiser...but what did the money really go towards? FELONS. While we're thankful, she…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Medicinal Crack
Today’s Phone Tap victim just got a new upstairs neighbor...Jose moved in! He's ready to call and introduce himself...And the whole new set of issues for him…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Gender Reveal Oopsie
Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to hear the results of her best friend’s baby’s gender reveal party, but before she could get the truth, Jeff called her…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Squirrel Friend Needs Her Dress
In today's new Phone Tap, one woman just wants to pick up her altered dress from the tailor, but with new rules in place we’re not gonna make it easy for her…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Carnivorous Instagram
Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a foodie account on Instagram so we’re calling her to tell her she can’t post any pictures of meat. That’s not vegan friendly…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Outdoor Bed
Today's Phone Tap victim bought a new bed online and paid for someone to build it for him... The problem is he got Jeff for the job, and chances are it's not…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Are You Copying Me?
The woman we’re pranking just wants to leave a complaint about a bad restaurant experience she had, but the EXACT same THING happened to Jose and he can’t wait…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Housing Market Negotiation
Today’s Phone Tap victim is house shopping and hasn’t had any luck… So, Brooke is gonna call him and pretend the be the owner of the house he wants and demand…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Apple Alarm
In today’s new Phone Tap, Jeffrey is working the lost and found desk, and while one guy just wants to track down his jacket, Jeffrey’s dozens of phone alarms…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Instant Best Man
It's awkward when you don't remember someone but they know everything about you...Jose is taking it a step further by inviting a stranger to be the BEST MAN at…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Driving School
We called a mom who's on edge about her son's first day of driving lessons...Nothing to worry about though, her son is in Driving Instructor Brooke’s hands, so…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Robot Doc
Today’s Phone Tap victim was just told her bosses hired some outside help to cut costs. So… Jeff is posing as the consultant to let her know about the rude…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: FBI Raid Interview
In today's Phone Tap, Jose is in the middle of a phone interview when some unwanted guests interrupt the call... Things quickly got OUT OF CONTROL! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: General Anesthesia
Jeffrey is getting his wisdom teeth removed but there's just one issue... Anesthesia DOESN'T work on him! He has something else in mind and can't wait to tell…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap: Daycare Dilemma
As a parent there’s nothing more precious than seeing your child achieve new milestones. So today, Brooke is calling a daycare to accuse them of STEALING those…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Disney Plus Plus
Jeff is offering today's Phone Tap victim a complimentary UPGRADE to a popular streaming service... It's after she agrees to it that he explains what she's…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: 30 Year Streaming Package
Don’t you hate when you forget to cancel a free trial before they charge your card? Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of those people and we’re gonna ruin their…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Dope Tikulitus Tours
Jose is introducing himself to his new boss at a Tour Bus Company, and he's being completely upfront about his rhythmic and funky condition called “Dope…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Rolando Massage
Rolando is back for another Phone Tap! Today, he calls the husband of a woman who is scheduled for a massage at Rolando’s Parlor and he wants to go over every…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Bank Candy
Brooke is posing as a banker and calling a customer to accuse him of a heinous crime: stealing free candy! HOW DARE HE... He's about to pay the ultimate price…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Typewriter Claims Adjuster
Today’s Phone Tap victim simply needs a claims adjuster to handle her insurance paperwork, but she got Jose and his rusty, trusty typewriter instead! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Car Apartment
Today’s Phone Tap victim had their car stolen... But GOOD news: We found it! BAD news: Someone’s living in it! Sorry about that… See omnystudio.com/listener…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Sand Sheriff
Jose calls from the Parks Department DEMANDING answers about one woman's trip to the beach....Stealing sand from the beach is a CRIME and she is GUILTY! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Dryflix Streaming Cleaners
You’ve heard of subscription streaming services, but what about ‘subscription cleaning services?’ Today’s Phone Tap victim needs a suit laundered quick, but we…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Dial Up Customer Service
Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants a refund on her food delivery order, but we’re gonna make her earn it, thanks to our trusty, dusty Dial-Up internet! See…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Shy Bro Wants A Refund
Alexis and Jose are teaming up for a dual-Phone Tap today! Alexis wants a refund from a movie theater, but they don’t do refunds after you’ve seen the whole…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Aquarium Birthday Helper
Today, we called the mother of a kid who has a birthday party at the Aquarium coming up...He's a BIG fan of the animals, so Jeff is going to go above and…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Eastside Creamy Boyz
Jose was challenged by a listener to Phone Tap his girlfriend with only one piece of information...That she doesn't like VANILLA ice cream...And from that came…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Goodwill
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a frequent clothes donator and Brooke calls to break the news that her “style” just isn’t nice enough for Goodwill, and her "help"…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Outrageous Cruise Winner
In today's Phone Tap, we called a woman who just won a week-long trip on a cruise but before she can collect her prize we were prepared by her husband with the…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: RV Screw-Up
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks her husband rented an RV for a little road trip, but we have the job of telling her she’s been double booked, and now needs to…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Stalker Girl
Alexis is Phone Tapping a guy who got a little too drunk last night and doesn’t remember his evening. She’s here to fill in those gaps in his memory with all…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Chicken Wings
We’re calling up a restaurant in today’s Phone Tap to get a reservation for our D-list client who wants A-List treatment, and we’ll stop at nothing to make…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Candy Man The Public Defender
What's a bigger nightmare than being caught with illegal substances?? Finding out Jose has been assigned as your Public Defender...Today's Phone Tap victim is…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: CEO Charity Relief
We’re asking today’s Phone Tap victim to dig deep into their pockets and donate to a charity that goes right into their CEO’s pockets. CEO’s have had it rough…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Can You Find My Letter
In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling the post office because he got drunk last night and mailed a letter that he shouldn’t have, and now he’ll do anything…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Porta Potty Problems
In today's Phone Tap, Jose ingested some substances and got himself locked in a Porta Potty and now he’s calling today’s Phone Tap victim to see if there’s any…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Stairway Hookup
Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting a call from HR any day now after security got him hooking up in a work stairwell, but before the real HR can call him…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Peter and Gobbs
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a high school reunion coming up that he's DREADING, so Jose is gonna pose as a guy he knew back in elementary school and remind…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Wax Restaurant Reservation
Today, we’re pranking a guy who’s in his LAST WEEK working at a restaurant...So as a parting gift, his co-workers wanted us to call and make him as…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Twerking Chicken
In today's Phone Tap, we call a guy who complained his delivery Chicken tasted a little funny a few days ago, and we believe we know exactly what happened to…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Super Pretzel Lawsuit
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently finalized her divorce and while she thinks everything has been taken care of, there’s one important matter that we need to…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Happy Jalapeno Day
Today’s Phone Tap victim is going to get the BEST customer service they’ve ever had. In fact, we’re going to be so good & helpful it’s going to be borderline…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Pest Control Bro Rivalry
In today's brand new Phone Tap, Jose is calling to try and steal some business away from his own brother, an exterminator. This family is only big enough for…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap Podcast: Forever Surrogate
Jose calls a woman before their blind date tonight...Hopefully she doesn't mind he has a forever surrogate. What's a forever surrogate? Find out in the Phone…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: The Ballad Of Randy
Kids names in 2021 are more outrageous than ever. So today, Brooke’s Phone Tapping an elementary school teacher saying that she’s furious that the whole…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Emojicons
Brooke calls a woman pretending to be her boyfriend's overbearing mother. They’ve never met before but Brooke has read their text conversations and she wants…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Loud Places
Brooke is calling restaurant to make a reservation, but thanks to some carefully placed background sounds we’re hoping to push the hostess completely over the…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Fridge Sale
Jose calls a store to confess that he's having buyer's remorse about his new fridge from them...He got such a deal on it that he feels GUILTY. The sale was TOO…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Naughty Librarian
Jeff is making one librarian's day a lot more exciting... He's calling to inquire about their movie rentals, specifically the romantic and sensual options. Did…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Instacartastrophe
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wanted her groceries delivered, but with Jose on the job, she’ll probably be better off destroying them rather than eating them…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Community College Problems
We’re calling admissions for a community college and Brooke is going to try and get some special treatment for her son, Jose, who is failing all of his…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Almost First Class
We’re bumping today’s Phone Tap victim out of first class, but on the bright side he gets to try Brooke & Jeffrey’s new selection of “ALMOST First Class”…
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsPhone Tap PODCAST: Kissing And Telling
We got an email from a Middle Schooler who wanted to set him mom up for a prank. He wanted us to tell his mom he got in trouble, not for the usual reasons…